The system forces me to pretend to be a straight man [Entertainment]

"You said you hung a garland, why did you hang yourself on me." Xie Jue laughed, and tapped Xie Changqi's scratched palm with a cotton ball dipped in medicinal powder.

"Who would have thought that you would come back? Brother Qi and I want to give you a surprise." Qi Yuxuan watched from the side, grinning with teeth, as if it was him who was in pain.

"Oh, I'm so pleasantly surprised. As soon as I came back, there was a beautiful woman in my arms." Xie Jue joked in a strange voice.

Xie Changqi was studying at Harvard Business School, and Christmas was a holiday, so he returned to China.I was working with Qi Yuxuan just now to decorate this fairly spacious double dormitory.When Xie Jue opened the door, Xie Changqi was holding up a Christmas wreath, planning to hang it on the hook on the door.The door was pulled open, and Xie Changqi's hand dropped at the same time, just in time to wrap Xie Jue into his arms.

"The garland is crushed, Xiao Yu, go buy a new one." Xie Changqi suddenly changed the subject and looked at Qi Yuxuan.

"Oh." Qi Yuxuan nodded, put on his down jacket and went out.

"It's raining today." Xie Jue said casually. When he came back, it just started raining outside.

"Thank you, brother Jue." Qi Yuxuan took the umbrella again and left happily.

"Why is he thinking about it? He lost his temper a few days ago and filed a complaint?" Xie Jue narrowed his eyes and looked at Xie Changqi.

"Let's not talk about him first. Didn't you go to dinner with my uncle?" Xie Changqi said.

"Don't eat again. Okay, let's hang it out and don't take a bath at night." Xie Jue said, putting away his small medicine box.

Xie Changqi seemed dissatisfied with Xie Jue changing the subject, and wanted to speak again, but Xie Jue took the conversation away.

"You're on vacation? Yes, foreigners celebrate Christmas. Are you graduating soon, when will you be back?"

"I will prepare my defense when I go back from vacation. If I pass, I can graduate. I have made an appointment with a few friends. After graduation, I will go to Europe for a study tour, and it may take more than a year before I come back." Xie Changqi said, and began to pick out his decorations again, instigating Xie Jue hung up.

"Wow, traveling around Europe, I really like it." Xie Jue blinked his starry eyes exaggeratedly, with an envious expression.

"My uncle does things a bit old-fashioned, if you have..." Xie Changqi suddenly changed the subject again.

"Do you have a problem with Mr. Mai? Wow, the grievances of a wealthy family." Xie Jue went to Xie Changqi's side with a gossip, and nudged Xie Changqi with his elbow, "Let's listen."

Xie Changqi glanced at Xie Jue, showed a shallow smile, and did not continue this topic.He gave Xie Jue a spray snow, "MerryChristmas, can you fight?"

Xie Jue snorted, took the snow sprayer, and sprayed a chic "Merry Christmas".

"Come on, take a picture for me, I want to post on Weibo." Xie Jue handed the phone to Xie Changqi, and posed in front of the window.

Xie Changqi took the phone and framed the beautiful young man into the camera.The young man was wearing a gray round-neck sweater, dark jeans, soft and soft hair, his Danfeng eyes were three-pointed cold and seven-pointed ecstasy, and the corner of his mouth was only raised to one side, a little ruffian, a little evil, so handsome that he was almost gorgeous.

Xie Jue posed 9 poses in a row, and Xie Changqi also cooperated and took 9 photos for him. Finally, he returned the phone to Xie Jue, and suddenly felt relieved.

When he came back this time, he first discussed the company's listing with Aunt Wei, and the second was to mediate the minor conflict between Qi Yuxuan and Xie Jue.But he didn't expect that he would learn that his uncle invited Xie Jue to dinner.

Uncle's behavior is indeed not very decent, and the rules he insisted on have long been outdated.But because of his hard work, he and Aunt Wei tried their best to turn a blind eye, as long as it was not forced, it would be fine.

But uncle would find Xie Jue unexpectedly, Xie Jue has just turned [-], has not read any books, the most innocent and easy to deceive, if he believes in Mai Da's fallacies, it will probably be ruined in the future.Fortunately, fortunately, Xie Jue is not that kind of person.

***

Qi Yuxuan bought a Christmas wreath made of pine branches and red roses, and returned to the dormitory happily.As soon as he opened the door, he saw Xie Changqi with his arms folded, and Xie Jue holding the box, looking at each other with swords drawn.

"I didn't expect you to be this kind of person." Xie Changqi's voice was cold, as if a layer of ice had formed.

"Damn, what kind of person? I'm a man, so it's normal to have pornographic books." Xie Jue hugged his hands tightly and thought about the box.

Just now he was decorating the room happily with Xie Changqi, in a blink of an eye Xie Changqi found a box from under his bed, fortunately he had quick eyesight and quick hands, snatched it back before Xie Changqi opened it.

In fact, there is nothing extraordinary in it, just a few men's clothing magazines. He has a hot eye system, and he is cold even for sexual fantasies, so he can't read large-scale things.But looking at men and not women, it's better not to let Xie Changqi know.

"Throw it away." Xie Changqi gritted his teeth.

"Okay, I'll throw it away." Xie Jue compromised instantly.Holding the cardboard box in his arms, he went downstairs in desperation. He purposely found a trash can far away, and tore up a few magazines before throwing them away.It seems that Xie Changqi can check the trash can.

Aside from Mai Da's blind date, Xie Changqi's accidental injury, and Xie Jue's treasures being thrown away, it was an extraordinarily beautiful Christmas. The three of them decorated the double dormitory, and then went to Xie Changqi's house for dinner.

***

Xie Jue looked at the pile of half-cooked food, couldn't help it, and rolled his eyes.

"I just want to know, what's the difference between this and eating in a restaurant?"

"It's more comfortable to eat at home. In fact, at the beginning, I planned to eat it in our dormitory, but there is only one induction cooker in the dormitory, so I can't cook anything delicious." Qi Yuxuan quickly explained, and while explaining, he picked up a box of microwave chicken wings, planning to Show Xie Jue how to bake chicken wings in the microwave.

"Okay, I'm convinced, you two young masters." Xie Jue glanced at his phone, it was not yet five o'clock. "Put the things there, let me see and do something."

"You cook?" Xie Changqi looked at Xie Jue with surprise in his eyes.

"Why? Do you look down on rural people?" Xie Jue said, pushing the two young masters away, "I have been cooking since I was 6 years old, and I can't serve you anymore."

Xie Jue has indeed been in charge since he was 6 years old. His father is a scum who only knows how to eat, drink and yell. If it wasn't for the poor conditions in the mountain village, he must have excelled in whoring and gambling.And his grandma was like a thousand-year-old mummy in the ancient tomb, or the kind buried with her, a complete slave, she would only serve her son, and teach her grandson to follow her as an example by the way.

Xie Jue grew up with three heads and six arms, farming and repairing houses, cooking and laundry, and even learned embroidery. He can mend clothes to a level that cannot be distinguished by the naked eye.

Xie Jue picked and picked the semi-finished products, and went downstairs to buy some fresh ingredients. He made four dishes and one soup with great dexterity, including braised pork, squirrel mandarin fish, barbecue platter, cold jellyfish, side dish tofu soup, and a dish of tremella and lotus seeds Soup was simmering in a casserole.

"This mandarin fish is not handled well. If I handle it, the flowers will look better." Xie Jue picked and picked, and disliked the ingredients bought by Xie Changqi and Qi Yuxuan.

"Oh my God, Brother Jue, you are so amazing." Qi Yuxuan was already drooling, he had a problem, he loved to eat, he couldn't control his weight, and there was a pile of soft meat hidden on his belly.

"Naturally." Xie Jue snorted triumphantly.

"Hey, Brother Qi, why did you steal it?" Qi Yuxuan was still smiling and flattering Xie Jue, but when he saw Xie Changqi moving his chopsticks, he immediately yelled.

"I'll try to see if it's done." Xie Changqi tasted a mouthful of squirrel mandarin fish without blushing, and nodded slightly, "Not bad."

"Young Master, you're ridiculously praised, don't be too polite, let's eat." Xie Jue said, first filled himself with a bowl of soup.

He didn't have much money in his previous life. In order to save money, he often cooks by himself. In addition, he has a bit of talent, so he thinks he is good at cooking.I even thought about opening a small restaurant with the money I saved to make a living if I really can't get along.

Xie Jue didn't eat much, he wanted to control his weight.However, Xie Changqi and Qi Yuxuan ate heartily, swept away several dishes, and drank another bowl of white fungus and lotus seed soup.

"I said Yuxuan, control your weight." It wasn't until Qi Yuxuan wiped his mouth and patted his stomach that Xie Jue reminded him after the fact.

"Hmm..." Qi Yuxuan glanced wildly, and finally settled on Xie Changqi, as if asking for help.

Xie Changqi ignored him at all, got up and went to serve desserts.Xie Jue didn't know in his previous life that Xie Changqi was also a foodie, probably because unlike Qi Yuxuan, he gained fat after eating.

"Brother Jue, I actually want to apologize to you." Qi Yuxuan forcibly changed the subject.

"What did you do to offend me?" Xie Jue frowned, looking at Qi Yuxuan defensively.

"It's just... I was angry with you before, thinking that the song you wrote was not good."

"Oh, that shit, you're right, I really can't write well." Xie Jue thought that his musical talent was mediocre, and he couldn't write anything good.

"No, no! Brother Jue, your writing is very good. What you said is also very right. We are singers, we are in the entertainment industry, and we are not academics in school. We shouldn't make music so lofty and arrogant. We should Kind, popular. I didn't put my attitude right, and I didn't make a song suitable for the public at all." Qi Yuxuan said excitedly, and he looked at Xie Jue, with a pair of round eyes that were piercingly sincere.

This time it was Xie Jue's turn to ask for help, and he looked at Xie Changqi.

Xie Changqi came over with a bowl in his hand, and it was rare for him to help, "Xiaoyu is young, take care of me."

Xie Jue didn't admit that this was helping, he hesitated for a while, and said, "It's good if you figure it out, in fact, your musical talent is much stronger than mine, as long as you have the right thinking, you will be able to write more songs suitable for the public." The tune. The entertainment industry is supposed to entertain the public."

"Entertaining the public is to use one's own talents, specialties, and skills to enrich the spiritual life of the people, help the whole society reduce pressure, and promote the healthy and active development of the society. Think about yourself." Xie Changqi said lightly.

"Actually, I just want to be popular." Xie Jue curled his lips and said something super honest.

Xie Changqi raised his eyebrows and once again showed his charming smile. He chuckled lightly and said, "If you want to be popular, you have to please the public and let the public like it. It's no different from what I said."

Satisfied, Xie Jue was about to cock his tail, but Xie Changqi answered, "But don't try to flatter me, just repeat it again and again."

Xie Jue was a little confused, what do these words mean?

"Also, we must establish a good image." Xie Changqi dragged out his tone pointingly.

"What's wrong with my image?" Xie Jue was highly nervous, glaring at Xie Changqi as if facing a formidable enemy.

"Smoking." Xie Changqi announced lightly.

Qi Yuxuan nodded sharply in agreement.

Xie Jue didn't control himself and rolled his eyes.

The author has something to say:

Huh, there are a lot of typos in the last chapter, and I still have to catch bugs. If I update at night, it will be a fake update and catch bugs.Meme Zha

small theater:

Xie Jue: What does it mean again and again? (black question mark face)

Xie Changqi: Qian Hao, Mai Xu.

Xie Jue: ...Did you do something to them...

Xie Changqi: Hehe.

Xie Jue: I said why did they disappear!