Transmigrating into a Demon Spirit to Blow up the Entire World

As the head of a big family, Joseph has never dared to bite him, not to mention the place where the kitten bites is a bit embarrassing. .

On the other hand, the kitten was also very dissatisfied with its taste, its disgust was palpable, its little nose was wrinkled, and it even stuck out its tongue in a dream.

The appearance of the little thing is so interesting, Joseph stared at its changing expression, and finally did not get angry because of being rejected, but wanted to laugh a little.

After waiting patiently for a while, the kitten finally woke up.

Before opening his eyes, he stretched his limbs and stretched his waist, and then habitually began to rub his eyes and wash his face with his paws, until he found that the person beside him was not Li Shaolin, but Joseph's magnified face, the movement stopped suddenly, and the whole cat froze. I was stunned.

A pair of round cat eyes instantly widened three points because of the stranger's approach, and the hair on the tip of the tail blew up a little.The next second he came back to his senses, he quickly covered his eyes with two claws, as if covering them would make Joseph disappear.

Joseph looked at it and wanted to laugh again, raised his eyebrows, and took the time to watch the little thing's next move.After about half a minute, the kitten began to move its two paws downward at a turtle speed, revealing half of its eyes secretly.Seeing that Joseph was still here and did not disappear as expected, the whole cat was unhappy, and simply turned around and threw the back of Joseph's head.

"Hey," Joseph finally laughed, and stretched out his index finger to lightly poke Xiaobaituan's fluffy buttocks, "I saved you from the kidnappers—there is a Chinese saying that life-saving grace should be Promise with your body, is this how you treat your savior?"

Joseph's accent was half Chinese and half foreign, and what he said was actually half true and half false.The Li Group has been in business for so many years, it is inevitable that there will be some enemies or gangsters who are purely for money, but no matter how much Li Shaolin loves kittens and how vicious the kidnappers are, he would never think of kidnapping a cat.

After all, a cat is just a pet. According to the thinking of normal people, no matter how much the owner likes it, it is impossible to spend a lot of money to change it.And they tried their best to break into the Li family to tie up a cat, all thanks to the help of Joseph's subordinates.

Shen Tong heard this, and although she didn't doubt Joseph, she didn't believe him either, so she pretended not to hear and got up directly, intending to jump out of bed and leave.

"Don't go, I know you can understand me," Joseph hurriedly raised his hand to catch the kitten: "You are the kind of cat demon that can be transformed into a human form, right?"

Sorry, it's too windy and I don't know what you're talking about.

The kitten continued to pretend that it didn’t hear Joseph and completely ignored Joseph, but it made Joseph affirm his thoughts even more, coaxing and begging and threatening: “Show me a human form, and I’ll send you back, okay?” ? Otherwise, you don’t want to go back to find Li Shaolin.”

hehe.

The kitten uttered two standard hecks directly through the breath of its throat, which made Joseph, who had just learned a lot about Internet culture recently, understand it after a little thought, and was taken aback for a moment.

Since he grew up, no one has dared to despise him so blatantly, but not only was Joseph not angry, but he began to express his loyalty to the kitten with a calm face like an idiot. Goblin, I just want to see what a goblin looks like when it transforms into a human form with my own eyes—as long as you transform once, I will satisfy you, okay?"

The kitten gave him a suspicious look, and Joseph continued to imitate the ancient Chinese and raised his hand to swear: "I will never lie to you, or I will kill all children and grandchildren with a thunderbolt, how about it?"

Unexpectedly, this crooked nut could use idioms, the kitten finally condescendingly turned around, and looked Joseph up and down with a pair of big and bright cat eyes.

The beautiful sapphire-like pupils made Joseph feel a kind of throbbing that he had never felt before. He became nervous for no reason, and stared at the kitten's every move with anticipation. He didn't dare to blink, and even lowered himself subconsciously. posture, but only waited for a soft and tender "meow~".

I'm hungry, I want to eat delicious food.

It was also afraid that Joseph's mental retardation would not be able to understand, so he stretched out his little paw and pointed to his stomach, and then circled his little short hand to make a big circle, obviously saying that he needed a lot of delicious food.

What a nasty little goblin.

Joseph looked forward to it in vain, and he gritted his teeth and ordered someone to bring food.The speed of the subordinates is very fast, and all kinds of Chinese and Western food quickly filled the table, and there are desserts that the little ones like, which is beyond praise.

This is probably the most comfortable kidnapping in the world.

Because Joseph wanted anything and everything from the kitten like an ancestor, and there were big meals and desserts at every meal, and he would give whatever he wanted, except that he would not change his body.And the kitten has been identified after these two days of getting along, Joseph is a psychopath, and has problems with both his brain and IQ.

For example, at this moment, Joseph's [-] whys mode is turned on again:

"How do you goblins practice?"

"Do you know any other goblins?"

"I heard that you saved Li Shaolin's life, did you come to repay Li Shaolin's favor?"

"It's said in the book that goblins are all infatuated,——you like Li Shaolin, don't you?"

There was no answer to these questions at all, but Joseph didn't care at all, and suddenly blushed when he asked the question: "I will treat you well, don't like Li Shaolin anymore, like me, okay?"

The kitten just wanted to sigh.If he has medicine, he must feed it to this crooked nut.

Another thing that made him sigh was that he couldn't get out.A day and a half has passed in the blink of an eye, and I don't know if Li Shaolin will be anxious because of his disappearance.At present, it can only be judged that this is a high-end apartment with a lot of space inside. Unfortunately, the door is always closed, and there is no chance to escape.There is no need to think about the window, he is on the [-]th floor, jumping down will definitely kill him, and the power of self-cultivation in his body has not been fully recovered, so it is really not wise to use the ultimate move forcibly.

Little did they know that Li Shaolin was not only anxious, but completely unable to sleep at night, he dropped everything that day and searched for it all night by himself, his heart became heavier and heavier as time went by, and his face was ugly and scary.

Once a single man with a cold personality and a boring life gets infected with something, he will be fatally favored and dependent.If the little milk cat hadn't disappeared, Li Shaolin might not have realized that the other party was so important to him in just a few months.He was so irritable that he wanted to kill someone, but it was Lu Ze who had the courage to persuade him: "Your kitten is about to become a smart cat, it will be fine, even if it is taken away by someone, it will escape by itself, maybe tomorrow came back."

In this day and a half, Li Shaolin managed to sleep for less than two hours, but he couldn't sleep well in these two hours. When he closed his eyes, he dreamed of the helpless appearance of the little milk cat and its soft meowing. It made him feel distressed, and his watery blue eyes were full of grievances.Immediately after the screen turned, more and more blood overflowed from its body.

Li Shaolin was awakened instantly, and couldn't fall back to sleep after that.

Looking around, there are traces left by the little milk cat everywhere, all kinds of cat supplies and cat toys, and the little bear puppet that it likes to hug and sleep, but the little milk cat is gone.

The entire chest became empty, the wind blowing in from the window passed through the chest, and the hands and feet were cold.This feeling is actually similar to love, even stronger and deeper than love, but a normal man fell in love with a kitten, this kind of thing is too absurd.

And at this moment, the little milk cat finally got a way to escape from prison.

This is due to the downstairs resident, to be precise, it is a large African gray parrot raised by the downstairs resident.

This parrot has a very high IQ, and its net worth is almost as high as a small apartment in the city center. Its hobby is singing at night, and the songs are all above the moon. Shen Tong became more and more irritable when he heard it, and couldn't help using his paws. Ding dong ding dong knocked on the window frame.

The singing stopped because of this. With its keen hearing, the kitten heard the macaw knocking on the window frame with its beak. He blew his beard.

——No one would have thought that in this high-end apartment, a cat on the 24th floor and a parrot on the 23rd floor were arguing in Morse code.

Ding dong, ding ding dong, ding dong dong...

——Singing so badly is so noisy!

Ding dong dong, ding dong, ding ding dong...

——Who are you to be so lenient!

Although they didn't start very well, as the saying goes, if you don't fight, you don't know each other. On the contrary, one cat and one bird quickly established a revolutionary relationship in the next communication. It should be a matter of course.

So the parrot owner who finished the phone call saw his parrot suddenly opened the window and flew out from the balcony. When it flew down again after a while, it carried a very beautiful kitten on its back.

The kitten has been raised by Li Shaolin for almost three months, but its body is still about the same size as when Li Shaolin brought it home, and it has barely grown.A single parrot is as long as [-] centimeters, and it is even bigger after spreading its wings. It is not too difficult to carry a small milk cat of only [-] centimeters.

The parrot owner was stunned for a moment.Not to mention that his parrot has always been so proud that he would not touch it, let alone ride it; more importantly, he swore that he saw the obvious little happiness and pride on the face of the kitten riding on the back of his own parrot.

Subconsciously, I took pictures of them with the mobile phone that happened to be in my hand, and then uploaded them on Facebook.

As an internationally renowned director and producer, the account of the parrot owner has a lot of fans, and it was reposted in an instant.Joseph, who was dealing with official business in the study, realized something was wrong after the window rang, and it was a step too late to chase after him, and he didn't even catch the cat's fur.

Joseph didn't understand Morse code, but he failed in listening.The hearing of animals is several times higher than that of humans. The sound of a cat and a bird knocking is so soft that humans can't hear it clearly.

The parrot has been sending its new friend to the nearest bus stop. The kitten raised its head and was lucky to find the name of the road where the Li Group is located on the platform, and then waited with the others in a serious manner. car.The bus also happened to arrive at this time, and it got on the bus with the people, looked up and saw a seat, and jumped on it with a bang.

The gorgeous girl who got into the car behind it was stunned.

Oh my god, a kitten can also grab a seat, and its movements are so agile and fast, it must be the wrong way for me to get in the car!Should I get out of the car and start over again!