Flirt first, then love [Entertainment]

Yang Cuofan has never met such a boring and old-fashioned person like Sun Dong. Even if the old Confucius who was a thousand years ago was reborn with a fraudulent corpse, he might be able to draw with him.

"One mahogany carving, two glazed vases, twelve plates, 21 bowls, and a glass tea table... the total value is [-] cents. Director Yang, please compensate me!" The old-fashioned man stood at the head of the bed, holding a long note in his hand, and pushed his gold-rimmed glasses with excellent reflective properties.Yang Cuofan wakes up from an unfamiliar bed and is spoiled by this disturbing sound.He frowned unhappily: "Who are you?"

Yang Cuofan thought that his life was chaotic, and it was common for him to take a "little beauty" out to have fun, but after watching this person through the eyes for more than ten seconds, he didn't find anything in him that fit him. own taste.

Yang Cuofan was about to get up from the bed, only to hear the man say solemnly again: "I forgot to introduce myself, I am Sun Dong, the secretary of the chairman of the Hurricane Group. Last night, I accepted the boss's instruction to bring you back home when you were drunk." This is my business card."

As soon as the words fell, a small card printed in black and white in very block letters was handed over, coupled with the person opposite's serious appearance of speaking at the city government work meeting, Yang Cuofan wished to fall asleep on this bed again immediately .

He waved his hand impatiently: "In what year do you still distribute business cards everywhere? You sell insurance!"

After finishing speaking, Yang Cuofan turned over and got up from the bed, and took a closer look at the bedroom he was in. Seeing this, Yang Cuofan frowned even deeper.The door of the closet was half-opened, and the clothes inside were in a mess like a doomsday battlefield. There were some vintage records on the table, all of which were crumbling here and there.He glanced back at Sun Dong, who looked like a dog, and thought: This person is not what he looks like, he cleaned himself up so neatly, but his house is like a garbage dump.

As soon as he stepped out of the bedroom door, Yang Cuofan was even more surprised.How can this be a mess, it must have been bombed!

The curtains were half-opened, a bottle of strong-smelling beer was dumped on the sofa, and the door on the table on the floor was covered with debris from nowhere... It looks like this, those who know it think it’s a home, those who don’t know it will definitely I feel like I'm in a waste purchase factory!Yang Cuofan thought that he spent the night in such a sloppy bachelor's house last night, he couldn't help feeling disgusted, and silently thought in his heart that he would never have anything to do with such a slovenly man like Sun Dong in the future.

But the owner of the house didn't think so. He came over with the list in his hand, as serious as the math teacher of Yang Cuofan Middle School: "Director Yang, the items in my house were destroyed in this way because of your drunkenness." , I hereby file a compensation claim against you, and ask Director Yang to compensate me for my loss as soon as possible!"

Yang Cuofan frowned, out of anger, he immediately rolled his eyes at Sun Dong: "Not only is he a mess, but he also has the bad habit of extorting money!"

After speaking, Yang Cuofan left Sun Dong's room without looking back.

For a long time after that, Yang Cuofan wondered if the person named Sun Dong would pester him and cause trouble for him, but he didn't expect that the matter would die down, and there would be no further details.Yang Cuofan breathed a sigh of relief: This Sun Dong is also a bully, knowing that he is not a fool, so naturally he will not ask for trouble.

Unexpectedly, before he could finish his breath, that Sun Dong came to the door, and brought a middle-aged man with a fat waist and a round belly.When the man saw Yang Cuofan, his eyes lit up and his mouth watered, and Yang Cuofan's face turned pale with fright—it's not like Sun Dong cheated money, so he should find someone to take revenge on him?

"Director Yang, excuse me. This is Mr. Ma, the major shareholder of Cotai Mall. He is 35 years old. He is unmarried and has no children. He owns five real estate properties, 50 in cash, and 100 investment stocks. He is male and loves men. I can have a good talk with him." Sun Dong stood at the door in a neat black suit, as if reporting an annual summary.

Yang Cuofan's old face darkened, and he closed the door with a bang.

Yet things seemed to go on forever.Since that day, Sun Dong will definitely stand at the door of his house every Wednesday and Friday waiting for him, sometimes with an uncle, sometimes with a little kid, and sometimes with a fake mother.Yang Cuofan couldn't bear it anymore, and finally couldn't take it anymore, and dragged Sun Dong into the house on the evening of the evening of the lunar calendar.

Yang Cuofan directly dragged Sun Dong to press him on his sofa, then knelt with his right leg between Sun Dong's legs, his face was very close to him, and said with a playful smile: "You know I like men? "

Sun Dong returned somewhat uncomfortably: "Yes."

Yang Cuofan bent down all of a sudden, approached Sun Dong's earlobe with his mouth ambiguously, and said in a strong tone of passion, "Understood, you still dare to run to my place every day, huh?"

While talking, Yang Cuofan began to unbutton Sun Dong's neatly buttoned shirt without haste.As if struck by lightning, Sun Dong pushed Yang Cuofan away, bounced off the sofa in disbelief, then pointed at Yang Cuofan and stammered: "You...you..."

Yang Cuofan stretched out his pink tongue and licked the corner of his mouth slowly and enchantingly, and approached Sun Dong step by step, with an innocent tone like a junior high school student: "What's wrong with me? I just want to touch something I like ?”

Sun Dong's face turned red all of a sudden, he stared at Yang Cuofan like a devil crawling out of hell, he hesitated for a long time and couldn't say a word, then suddenly turned his head and rushed out of Yang Cuofan. The gate of Cuofan's house.

Yang Cuofan looked at Sun Dong who fled in despair, clutching his stomach and laughing so hard that tears were about to fall.

Sure enough, after that day, for a full 20 days, Yang Cuofan did not meet Sun Dong, and the days returned to the original appearance.He is rampant, he is indulgent, he is boring, and he is sensual.

But Yang Cuofan obviously underestimated the willpower of the man named Sun Dong, and when he saw Sun Dong again, it was a rainy night.As soon as Yang Cuofan came back from the outside, he immediately saw Sun Dong squatting behind the rain curtain downstairs of his house.

Yang Cuofan frowned, walked up to Sun Dong, and kicked him: "What? Secretary Sun is trying to play tricks?"

Sun Dong raised his head, took a deep breath, and his face was compassionate like a Buddhist power who taught the world: "Director Yang, no matter who is in this world, there must be a destination after all. Not to mention the damage to the reputation of the director, it will also damage the body. I have a lot of information on single gays in S City. If you don’t like those people in the past, there will always be one that you love. I know that I am not the kind you like. Type, Director Yang doesn't need to be intimate to scare me away."

When he said this, the rain falling from the eaves of the door fell on Sun Dong's head, which was illuminated by the dim street lamps.

Yang Cuofan took a step closer to Sun Dong with a black umbrella in his hand, but his eyes were indifferent: "Sun Dong, didn't you find those men just to trouble me for what happened last time? Well, I will apologize to you." Seventy thousand, don't appear in front of me again in the future."

Sun Dong's body froze slightly, but he still insisted on saying: "No, I still want to give you a blind date."

Yang Cuofan said angrily, "What's the matter? You still want to raise the interest rate!"

Sun Dong wiped the drops of water from his head, stood up, and put his head straight on the umbrella held by Yang Cuofan. He showed an honest and honest expression, and answered bluntly: "If the blind date for you succeeds, , the bonus given by Mr. Yi is much more than 7."

Yang Cuofan laughed back angrily: "Okay! I'll go on a blind date at your request, but from now on you have to serve me well!"

From that day on, Yang Cuofan and Sun Dong started a weird nanny-master mode.Sun Dong would go to Yang Cuofan's house every day to clean, do laundry and cook, and Yang Cuofan couldn't fault anything more than what an orthodox old lady would do.Seeing the spotless appearance of the whole room, which was abnormally neat, Yang Cuofan almost thought that he had time-traveled.

Is this what Sun Dong, who was in a mess like a battlefield, cleaned up?

On this day, Sun Donggang put three dishes and one soup with mouth-watering aroma on the table, and took out two sets of clean tableware to ask Yang Cuofan to eat.Yang Cuofan looked directly at Sun Dong who was wearing an apron without any wrinkles, and asked curiously, "Sun Dong, is the bonus so important?"

Sun Dong nodded: "It's important."

Yang Cuofan immediately became interested: "What do you want so much money for...eating? Drinking? Gambling? Or whoring?"

Sun Dong glanced at him, and said in a serious tone like a good student: "Save money to buy a house."

Yang Cuofan held back his laughter, "Why buy a house?"

Sun Dong hesitated for a moment, but still said: "Buy a house, marry a wife."

Yang Cuofan felt that his face was about to twitch, and he tried to keep his expression as natural as possible: "What about after marrying a wife?"

Sun Dong honestly took a bite of his meal, and said in a low voice: "Get married and continue to make money, and give all the money to the wife to manage, and live a good life with money, a house and a car."

Yang Cuofan suddenly yelled: "Buy a house! Get a wife! Live! Are you a pig? Now which man doesn't spend his days and nights in arms and arms, and you guard a daughter-in-law and give him all the money. You live to eat dirt!" "

Sun Dong didn't expect Yang Cuofan's reaction to be so strong, so he had to cover his mouth with food: "Then I don't say anything."

Yang Cuofan dropped the bowl, turned around and locked himself into the bedroom.

After that, Yang Cuofan suddenly felt a little bored, he no longer always wandered in the bars like before, no longer always hooked up with little handsome boys like before, but instead thought of ways to torment Sun Dong.As for Sun Dong, he was like a stinky stone that would not melt for a thousand years, if Yang Cuofan acted like a demon, he would not move.He is like a well-made Swiss watch, every Wednesday and Friday, he will introduce his partner to Yang Cuofan.

Until one day, Yang Cuofan said to him: "Sun Dong, you are liberated, and you don't need to find me a man anymore. I already have someone I like, and I will go to the United States to get a certificate after a while. You can go to Yi Chen's place." Get your bonus."

The suddenness of these words stunned Sun Dong. He seemed a little caught off guard and stammered, "I found it here? What kind of person is he...Reliable or not...Can we live together! "

Yang Cuofan said indifferently: "Well, he is serious in his work and caring. Although he is a little old-fashioned, he is very loyal to his feelings. He is a good person."

Sun Dong frowned all of a sudden: "Stupid? Yang Cuofan, do you want to think about it again? You know that the most important thing for a husband and wife is to have a suitable personality. Your personality is unrestrained and free and easy. If you are with a wife, you will inevitably be confused." There is a conflict of ideas, so it was decided so early, wouldn't it be too hasty?"

Sun Dong chattered endlessly, with a hint of anxiety in his tone.Yang Cuofan's dark eyes at the beginning slowly lit up, he stared at Sun Dong firmly, not letting go of any expression in his eyes: "I didn't make a hasty decision, I have observed him carefully And consideration, the beloved in this life is only available to you.”

It was rare for Sun Dong to rub his fingers irritably. After getting along with him for several months, Yang Cuofan knew that this was a small gesture that only appeared when Sun Dong felt embarrassed. Sun Dong rubbed his index finger and thumb almost white, and he pulled He opened the neatly tied tie, and said in an almost aggressive tone, "Isn't marriage a trifling matter! Yang Cuofan, is it too thoughtless for you to decide so easily about your future partner? People who have been together for a lifetime, there are so many liars in this world! No matter what, you have to observe for a year and a half, three to five years. That’s it! Let me use it as a reference for you, and you can choose another day... no, you will take me for a meeting tomorrow Knowing this bastard who cheats money and sex..."

Before he finished speaking, Yang Cuofan had already grabbed him by the collar and threw him onto the sofa, put his right leg between his legs, and then directly gagged Sun Dong's mouth.

After making trouble in the other party's mouth for a while, Yang Cuofan looked at Sun Dong's surprised blushing face with satisfaction, with a slightly joking but somewhat serious tone:

"Sun Dong... Don't worry, I'll take you for a while, this bastard who cheats money and sex..."