Flirt first, then love [Entertainment]

Du Haomiao is a person cursed by fate. When he was five years old, his master said: This child will not live to be twenty, without the protection of fortune, he will be obliterated by the world sooner or later, unless he finds a matching person who is full of five elements.

The person who matches him must be 9 years, 9 months, 9 days, 9 o'clock in age with him.

Since then, Du Haomiao has started to learn physiognomy, just to find the Destiny Decoder who can save his life.The master said: It doesn't matter whether you learn physiognomy or not. When you meet that person for the first time, you will feel like your heart is being hit.

When Du Haomiao saw the magazine on the coffee table at Yang Cuofan's home that day, he felt his heart was hit.He didn't know the man's birthday, but instinctively felt that he was the Decoder of Destiny.

The gears of fate stopped turning with a 'click', and the countdown hanging overhead became shattered.

He repeated calculations on that face, and calculated that the five elements are complete, but he also calculated the appearance of husband and wife.

At the same time as deciding not to have any entanglements with this man, the cogs that stopped turning, the countdown that was shattered, also resumed their operation and original state.

Urine holding incident, police station incident, fire incident, unemployment incident, harassment incident...the gears seem to be turning faster and faster, after deciding to stay away from this man.

The bell of death...the sword of fate...from far to near, pressing closer and closer!

Du Haomiao opened his eyes and looked at the figure of the man gradually approaching under the dim light. He didn't know whether it was because of his tired, hungry and exhausted body, or because of the confusion of where he lost his house and lost his money.When the man approached, Du Haomiao suddenly felt that following him was much better than wandering the desolate streets in the middle of the night.

He raised his head and looked at the man who had just saved him.

Yi Chen dealt with the two men three times, five times and two times, and beat them to the ground, moaning.Then he walked in the direction of Du Haomiao.The person who was curled up on the ground suddenly raised his head and looked at him.He also saw clearly the face of the man on the floor, and his handsome eyebrows suddenly frowned.

The owner of 'Sexy Underpants'...... Recalling what happened here just now, Yi Chen suddenly had some bad associations in his mind.

It is said that... people with certain hobbies like to play with special things...

And the style of men's sexy underwear that flew out of the pocket of the young man in front of him in the morning is definitely not a hobby that normal people would have.

Yi Chen suddenly felt that he was being tricked, and felt embarrassed to be involved in other people's late-night passionate games.He said coldly: "Don't play this kind of thing on the road, and don't call it so realistically."

After speaking, he turned and left with a face as cold as ice, leaving Du Haomiao on the floor clutching his stomach.

Seeing Yi Chen walk away, Du Haomiao hurriedly got up from the floor and chased after him: "Hey! The 1.9 meters in front, wait for the disabled, okay?"

Yi Chen didn't turn his head back, and his voice was cold and deep: "What kind of disabled person is a guy who plays this kind of game late at night?"

Du Haomiao looked confused: "What game? What game can I play when I have no money?"

Yi Chen stopped, turned around and looked at Du Haomiao mockingly: "What game? For example... rape/rape play, 3P, street passion and so on?"

Du Haomiao's head exploded all of a sudden, how could this man be so shameless and say such perverted words without blushing.He looked back at the faces of the two men who were knocked down on the ground, feeling disgusted, and immediately retorted: "Who played the games you mentioned? Look at the faces of those two guys for yourself, they are not blind." Who dares to do it? He will spit out the food overnight! Besides, Xiaosheng is a straight guy who only loves soft girls!"

Yi Chen raised his eyebrows: "Oh?"

Du Haomiao: "What does 'oh' mean?"

Yi Chen once again recalled the underwear incident in the morning, he was almost brainwashed by the little red thing all day today.He who was hung up in his underwear would think of it when he was in a meeting, he would think of it when he was eating, and he would think of it when he was driving.He, who has always been difficult to express his emotions, rarely felt the critical point of his anger, and his indifferent eyes were filled with anger, and he finally shouted at the perpetrator who was in a mess: "What do you mean?! Will carry a big What's the point of the guy in the red men's thong doing this and that with two other men late at night? No matter how you look at it, it looks like adultery! It's really disgusting to pretend that you don't know anything !"

Du Haomiao also became angry when she heard it: "What do you think the red underwear is for? It's an artifact to ward off evil spirits! There are formations on it, which can reverse fortune, diuresis and laxative, and soothe the nerves and help sleep! The rare and good things are taken away by you. Destroyed, my house was burned today, I lost my job, I have no money and no mobile phone, I wandered the streets in the middle of the night, otherwise why do you think I met those two hooligans? Still cooperating? Want to co-operate? You can't find such a strong taste!"

Yi Chen has never been a kind person, and believes that revenge must be revenged, and he thinks that he is tolerant enough to this guy in front of him.Zhengchou had nowhere to vent the anger of being hit in the face by his underwear, so this guy who didn't know what to do dared to yell at him.Yi Chen sneered, grabbed the back of Du Haomiao's T-shirt, pulled him in front of him, and said ambiguously: "Is what you said true? But empty talk is useless, why don't you come and check it out."

The big hand moved to the upturned buttocks, and he untied the belt and zipper of the jeans neatly, and pulled it down with his hands, revealing the white thighs and cotton four-legged underwear under the street lamp, the style is simple, clean and soft.

Yi Chen frowned again.

It's a little different from the sexy ING outfit he imagined, and Yi Chen even thinks that a young man dressed like this is very innocent...

Yi Chen pushed away Du Haomiao, who was already stupefied, and felt a little embarrassed for a while, but when he saw Du Haomiao's look of being destroyed, he felt a little uncomfortable: "It's just to check if you have lied, Are you not putting on your pants so that people passing by will see you like this?"

Du Haomiao's face burned up, how could he meet such a pervert! He lifted his pants, turned around and ran.But he was caught by a big hand, and then dragged away vigorously.

Du Haomiao stared at the man angrily: "What are you doing?! Let me go!"

Thinking of the eyes of this man he saw in the photo during the day, those eyes that seemed to have suction, and those eyes that made him not want to give up, Yi Chen dragged Du Haomiao while saying, "It's not that the house burned down. Is it? Didn’t it mean that there is nowhere to go? So now you have to go back to wandering on the streets who don’t know who? I heard that you rejected our company’s contract, but I’m sorry, I think as a creditor, I have the right to demand The guy who owes me a debt guarantees his safety."

Du Haomiao grabbed her clothes that were pulled up, and immediately refuted the man's words: "What do you owe? You are not going to kidnap me!"

Pressing Du Haomiao on the window glass, Yi Chen's slender fingers slowly slid towards a tiny scratch on the window glass, and he said slowly: "You smashed this place! You want to Repudiation?"

Du Haomiao looked at the small scratch, then looked at the Volkswagen car, which was obviously not worth a few dollars. He estimated that even if the entire glass was replaced, it would only cost a few hundred yuan. You can earn two or three thousand.Du Haomiao pushed away Yi Chen's hand holding his shoulder and said, "If you pay, you will pay! You can change the whole glass, and if you don't return it within a month, you can do whatever you want!"

Yi Chen's cold eyes seemed to melt a little, and he actually smiled slightly: "What if you don't pay back within a month?"

Du Haomiao shouted loudly: "It's up to you!"

******

In the end, Du Haomiao followed Yi Chen into the car.Du Haomiao didn't struggle with this matter for long, it was just a multiple-choice question about appearance.Rather than wandering around the streets and facing the possibility of being harassed by ugly bullies, it is better to follow this person who is full of five elements. Although there is also the danger of losing his virginity, compared to the two people just now, Yi Chen is really better than the other two... ...Also, maybe there will be a lucky turn of events to overcome the bad luck that has happened frequently recently.

Du Haomiao still maintained a high degree of vigilance along the way, until the car drove into a famous luxury residential area in this city, he looked at the man driving the Volkswagen in horror, and asked in disbelief: "Why did you drive to this kind of community?"

Yi Chen replied indifferently: "This is where I live."

Du Haomiao looked at the large green plants in the community, the driveway paved with bluestone bricks, and the obviously expensive buildings standing around, feeling confused.Although he knew that Yi Chen was rich, very rich!But he always thought that Yi Chen, who drove a cheap car, was a standard Grandet and a miser.Unaware of the truth, he could only tentatively ask, "Do you live here?"

Yi Chen answered him lazily, and Du Haomiao had no choice but to continue: "Then why do you drive this 10,000+ Passat?"

The car that had been running smoothly stopped suddenly, and Du Haomiao bumped forward accordingly. He rubbed his hit head and said in displeasure, "The performance is still so poor!"

……

The car parked in the garage, but Du Haomiao was unwilling to get out of the car. He hesitated for a while and explained: "The houses here are too luxurious. I'm afraid I won't get used to it. I'll just sleep in the car tonight."

joke!If the housing price here is tens of millions, if he really lives in it, his allergy to luxury goods will explode?

Yi Chen had no objection to this. He didn't like people intruding into his personal space, and letting this guy get into the car was already his limit.He originally planned to let this guy sleep in another property he invested in here, but it seems that there is no need for that.

After going upstairs, Yi Chen walked through the empty living room, up the stairs, and through the long corridor.He stood outside the bedroom door, raised his hand to push the door, but it froze in mid-air, without moving for a long time.

It was already 02:30 in the morning, and 90.00% of the people in this city had fallen asleep.

But Yi Chen felt that behind this door was a boundless black hole, filled with what he feared, what he avoided, what he had to face... nightmares.