Flirt first, then love [Entertainment]

This night is destined to not be able to sleep peacefully.

When the hour hand pointed to two o'clock in the morning, Du Haomiao's mobile phone alarm rang on time. He held down the mobile phone, and his fingers kept struggling and trembling on the off button. As the alarm sounded louder and louder, he finally Pressed to close, and then the whole person's eyes were dazed in the darkness for a while, and then fell back into a deep sleep again.

Ten minutes later, "What can I do to save you! When love is overwhelming..." The high-pitched male voice shook Du Haomiao's eardrum again. closure.

Another 10 minutes later...

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After tossing and tossing for four or ten minutes, and exhausting half of the ten alarm clocks set by Du Haomiao, Du Haomiao finally dragged his exhausted body out of bed.After washing his face with cold water, he tiptoed across the hall, listened to the movement upstairs, changed his shoes, took the elevator and went straight down to the garden on the first floor.

The garden in this community is huge, and the greening standard is also very high. There are tall and short trees and unnamed shrubs and flowers everywhere.Du Haomiao walked to the bushes on the side of the balcony where Yi Chen dropped his underwear, and followed the first row of trees to find the target one by one.

This is not an easy task.

Yi Chen lived on a very high floor, which resulted in a larger arc of where the underpants fell due to the influence of the air flow during the fall process, and increased the area where the underpants might fall, which greatly increased Du Haomiao's situation. Difficulty finding the target.

In addition, the trees in this area are extremely luxuriant, high and low, uneven and dense, and it is even more difficult for Du Haomiao to find a small thing among them.

Fortunately, that thing is not green, as long as it appears within the sight range, Du Haomiao is sure to find it out.

It was very cold at night, and many bushes were covered with night dew, which was moist.When Du Haomiao drilled around in the bushes, many drops of water and leaves stuck to his hair and clothes.

After searching the first lap, he found nothing.

Du Haomiao searched again unwillingly, even the shoes were covered with mud, but still found nothing.

Could it be that the cleaner swept it into the trash can?Although it was past ten o'clock in the evening when the underwear fell, it is unlikely that someone would do the cleaning work in such a dim situation, but there may be some accidents, Du Haomiao looked at the trash can at the end of the path, hesitated He still gritted his teeth and ran over.

Under a dim street lamp, Du Haomiao began his first experience of rummaging through trash cans in his life.Most of the people living in this community are powerful and rich, and their lives can be regarded as very particular.

Take Yi Chen's family as an example. Du Haomiao has never seen him cook any food in the house. He usually makes coffee for himself at most, so there is basically no kitchen waste.The trash can in Yi Chen’s house is cleaned by the aunt every day, and will be replaced with a new one every so often, so the trash can has no peculiar smell, and most of the trash thrown out every day is some things like wrapping paper. There will be no smell after a long time.

Du Haomiao reasoned like this, thinking that other residents in this community should not produce any garbage with a unique taste, so he opened the 'non-recyclable' trash can on the left after a little reassurance.

As soon as the lid was opened, a complex and sour taste rushed out aggressively.

"Fuck!" Du Haomiao hurriedly turned her head to cover her nose, retched into the void, then pinched her nose, and glanced at the contents of the trash can with disgust.

What the hell is this!

On the top layer was a half-eaten durian that was smashed into a mess, sticky everywhere.Du Haomiao suppressed the feeling of nausea, frowned and lifted the half piece of durian out, then glanced into the bucket again.

On the second floor proudly lies half a large stinky mandarin fish. The unique pickled fishy smell exudes a particularly strong smell on a windless night, and a layer of greasy and sticky sauce is everywhere on it. Both are.Du Haomiao picked a relatively large leaf from a nearby bush, wrapped it around the fish's tail, and lifted it out.

The third layer is covered with cooked garlic garlic cloves…

The fourth layer is a row of broken preserved preserved eggs...

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This is simply a stinky feast!

After Du Haomiao turned the trash can upside down, his whole body was covered with complex and intense smells.

Unfortunately, no underwear was found in the bucket.

Du Haomiao vomited twice, and when he was about to turn his target to the 'recyclable' trash can, a sudden burst of bright light pierced him. He narrowed his eyes and looked towards the light source.He saw a dark figure with a flashlight walking towards him.

"That one over there! What are you doing! Stop and don't move!" The dark shadow seemed to have a very penetrating rough voice, roaring over, and Du Haomiao could only stand by the trash can, obediently not moving.

After that person came over, Du Haomiao found out that the person who came was the security guard of this community.The security guard glanced at Du Miao, showed an extremely disgusted expression, and asked in a rough voice: "What are you doing? You're sneaking around here in the middle of the night, what the hell are you doing!"

The security guard had a bad expression, and Du Haomiao quickly explained: "I'm a resident here, and I lost something very important, so I came down in a hurry to look for it, there is no other meaning."

The security guard looked at him suspiciously, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Which building and building do you live in?"

Du Haomiao reported the house number of Yi Chen's residence, and the security guard's expression immediately became unkind. He restrained Du Haomiao, and said in a rough voice: "Full of nonsense! The room you are talking about is clearly Yi Chen's house." Boss's house, a stinky and poor guy like you, can have something to do with Boss Yi? It must be a thief!"

After finishing speaking, the security guard dragged Du Miao back to the security room, ignored Du Miao's explanation and struggled, found a hemp rope and tied him firmly, and then prepared to call the police.

Du Haomiao watched him pick up the phone and quickly told him to stop.The last time he was misunderstood as a thief, he was just serving dishes in a spicy pot restaurant, so even if he went to the police station, it wouldn't matter.But now he is an actor in a movie, even if he is not famous enough now, he believes that sooner or later he will become famous, and a photo of being turned into the police station is enough to make all the media think about it.

Du Haomiao quickly said loudly: "Don't call the police first! I can call Yi Chen..." After saying this, Du Haomiao choked his throat, and then said with a little confidence: "...let him pick me up .”

This was the only way Du Haomiao could think of at the moment, and he called Yi Chen with great anxiety.In order to increase the possibility of being rescued, he tearfully told Yi Chen about his tragic experience tonight, but before Du Haomiao finished speaking, the other party hung up the phone with a snap.

Is this what you mean by not wanting to come?

The security guard was staring at Du Haomiao, and Du Haomiao knew that once the other party knew that Yi Chen would not come, he would call the police as soon as possible.So after Yi Chen hung up the phone, Du Haomiao's expression remained unchanged, and he continued to pretend to be on the phone, telling his tragic situation to the phone that had already hung up, delaying time.

When the security guard got a little impatient, Du Haomiao spoke to the phone and said, "That's the way it is, come down and pick me up if you have time... What? I twisted my waist? It's going to be very slow." Come down...I got it, body first, come down slowly, don't walk too fast! I will wait patiently in the security room..."

After hanging up the phone, Du Haomiao smiled at the security guard: "Boss Yi's waist is twisted, I'm afraid it will take a long, long, long time to come downstairs!"

The thick and long eyebrows of the security guard raised up, as if he didn't believe what Du Haomiao said, he said in a cold tone: "Then let's wait patiently..."

After finishing speaking, he gave Du Haomiao a threatening look, which was clearly saying that if Mr. Yi doesn't come down, you will die!

Du Haomiao thought that Yi Chen would definitely not come, and when he was thinking about what to do next, he suddenly heard an excited and flattering voice from the security guard: "Boss Yi! Why are you here? It's so late at night. "

Du Haomiao suddenly raised his head in disbelief.

Yi Chen glanced at Du Haomiao, who was tightly tied up in the corner, and wanted to walk over, but suddenly he smelled an extremely strong and indescribable smell, and the steps he had just stepped forward retreated back. His eyebrows were furrowed into a knot.

"What's going on?" This sentence was said by Yi Chen, who was not looking at the security guard, but Du Haomiao.

Du Haomiao looked up at Yi Chen, and a feeling that he had never felt before crossed his heart, like a desperate person who was mired in a swamp suddenly saw the hope of redemption, and Yi Chen's appearance was like a ray of light in the darkness.Yi Chen actually came to pick him up!It's so dazzling!Too tall!So handsome!

Du Haomiao showed Yi Chen an expression similar to that of a puppy begging for a bone, showing cuteness all over his body.

If Du Haomiao did this normally, Yi Chen might not feel anything wrong, but now Du Haomiao's t-shirt was covered with stains of unknown origin, his hair was more messy than usual, and his face was also covered with smudges. Dirty oil stains are removed, the most important thing is!At this time, the security room was full of strange and indescribable smells, all emanating from Du Haomiao's body!

At this moment, Yi Chen almost wanted to leave here, but when he saw Du Haomiao's embarrassed but still disgusted face, a wave of inexplicable waves rose in his heart.Yi Chen understands that this turmoil has nothing to do with feelings, but a sense of social responsibility as a good person!He wants to firmly control that guy who hates troubles so much, keep him in his own domain, watch him well, so that he can't make troubles without looking at him for a moment, and go to harm others!

This is not liking, not hating, just morality!

But it's really uncomfortable for Du Haomiao to be taken back so easily!Yi Chen, who was used to being choked up, decided to choke him back a little bit.

So Yi Chen, who made the decision, hid the emotions in his eyes, glanced at the security guard, and said slowly: "This is my adopted orphan, and he ran around before he was fully raised. The dog didn't poke anything, right?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the other two in the small security room fell silent.

The security guard with a look of bewilderment: "..."

Du Miao with a messy face in the wind: "..."

dog? ? !