Flirt first, then love [Entertainment]

Du Haomiao has never been sick since he moved into Yi Chen's room, so that he completely relaxed his guard against luxury allergies and lived a good life without any restraint.So when the itching on his chest came, he was completely taken aback by being caught off guard.

That's right!Now Du Haomiao's chest felt as if he had been bitten severely by two mosquitoes. It was so itchy that he felt flustered!Only then did he remember that in order to perform well, he temporarily borrowed a box of Esse ladies cigarettes, a Zippo lighter, and an unknown brand of ladies bag, and he had never dared to touch these things before. !

Where does it not itch but itches the chest!

In order to relieve the shame a little bit, Du Haomiao hurriedly hid in a bathroom in a remote corner, locked the door firmly, and lifted the T-shirt he had changed back in front of the mirror.He looked normal in the mirror, with no signs of swelling or discoloration in his chest.But the itching like a mosquito bite at first seems to be slowly getting worse.Du Haomiao hurriedly covered the clothes again, and rubbed the two itchy spots with his hands through the material.I didn't expect it to be refreshing when rubbing, but after the refreshing, it became more itchy, and because he didn't rub it lightly or heavily, the two places became a little hot and painful.

When you are sick, you are in public!Feeling something was wrong, Du Haomiao immediately greeted the old ghost, left the Hurricane Building with a strange expression, and took the bus back to Yi Chen's residence.

As soon as he returned, Du Haomiao, who was sweating profusely, rushed to the refrigerator, took out two ice cubes from it, and pressed them eagerly on the two points on his chest. The cold temperature paralyzed Du Haomiao's consciousness, and he felt To feel a little better.

But after a while Du Haomiao couldn't take it anymore, Nima was too fucking cold!Du Haomiao felt that his little fruit was about to freeze off, so he quickly removed the ice cubes, but after a while the itching became unbearable, so he applied the ice cubes to the two points on his chest again.After tossing and tossing for more than a dozen times, Du Haomiao finally couldn't bear it anymore, and he dialed Zhou Tong's phone.

no one picks up...

Du Haomiao resisted the urge to drop the phone and called again.

Still no one picks up...

The two breasts were already red and swollen. Du Haomiao looked at them pitifully and sighed helplessly.This is going crazy!

When Yi Chen came back, Du Haomiao was paralyzed on the sofa and twisted into a strange appearance, the T-shirt was pulled up to the neck, and Du Haomiao was pressing the two places on his chest with both hands!But Du Haomiao's mouth still overflowed with one or two strange whimpers from time to time.

This lively (mi) color (zhi) life (gan) fragrance (ga) scene made Yi Chen step into the living room with half of his legs retracted into the hallway, whether he entered or not.

But when he heard the sound of the door opening, Du Haomiao, who had been tossed until he lost his mind, raised his head suddenly, his face was flushed, his eyes were shining, staring at Yi Chen like a hungry wolf staring at a piece of fat that smelled delicious. Same, green eyes.

Yi Chen was about to turn around.Du Haomiao, whose face was covered with sweat, gave a wicked smile of "hehe", suddenly jumped up from the sofa, threw the ice cube on the ground, rushed directly into Yi Chen's arms, and bumped Yi Chen full of.After clinging tightly to Yi Chen's chest, Du Haomiao rubbed his body against Yi Chen's shirt vigorously up and down twice, and then he let out a contented sigh like a cat: "Ah~ finally saved~"

Yi Chen's face, which was bumped and rubbed by Du Haomiao, quickly turned black, as black as a lump of charcoal, and he said coldly, "What's the matter?"

Du Haomiao stopped moving all at once, and he obediently left Yi Chen's chest after rubbing his feet, it didn't itch anymore!Du Haomiao put on a flattering smile: "Mr. Yi, I was just acting! Playing a critically ill patient suffering from itchy skin, I just started playing."

After finishing speaking, he obediently jumped to the side and stood up, and then showed an extremely twisted and unbearable expression on his face, and after his body twisted to the extreme, he suddenly fell to the ground, twitching in pain.Afterwards, he immediately returned to his normal expression, and looked at Yi Chen solemnly: "Just act like this."

Yi Chen's face was so dark that it couldn't get any darker. He gave Du Haomiao a distasteful look, and after saying, "Don't get nervous in the future", he turned and went upstairs.

Looking at the back of Yi Chen going upstairs, Du Haomiao finally heaved a sigh of relief, the itching finally stopped.But it didn't take long for Du Haomiao to become deeply anxious again.How can he be good at acting if his luxury allergy still flares up from time to time?In the end what kind of luxury goods will be allergic, what kind of all right?

On the second day, Du Haomiao finally contacted his master Zhou Tong who had disappeared all night, and asked out his doubts.

"No matter how expensive the things Yi Chen gives you, of course you won't be allergic to them! They come with the Five Elements Qi that is highly compatible with your fate, but those messy things outside are different. Who told you to borrow them indiscriminately?" Someone else's stuff? My teacher told you a long time ago, don't act rashly in everything, you must judge..."

The corner of Du Haomiao's mouth twitched, and he quickly interrupted Zhou Tong: "If I can't get access to luxury goods other than those given by Yi Chen, then wouldn't I be unable to act?"

Zhou Tong seemed to smile coldly, and then answered Du Haomiao's doubts in the cold tone of an outsider: "Of course there is no solution. The Qi of the Five Elements, if you accumulate enough You can spend as much as you want, but if you don’t have so many stocks, you need to build a medium, and by carrying this medium with you, you can obtain the Qi of the Five Elements from him without contacting Yi Chen directly..."

Du Haomiao didn't wait for Zhou Tong's long speech to start, and blocked his words again: "What should I use as a medium?"

Zhou Tong said: "Things that are very important to Yi Chen or personal things are fine. For example, the only relic left by his deceased mother, the USB flash drive that stored his company's important secrets, the property ownership certificate of the Hurricane Building, and so on. "

Du Haomiao's forehead jumped up and down, and his voice was low when he spoke: "Can these things be stolen? If you touch them, you will be strangled to death by Yi Chen!"

Zhou Tong seemed to have expected such a reaction from him, so he changed his voice and continued: "Then you can only use Yi Chen's personal items. Of course, the more private the personal items are, the more effective they are. If it's just an ordinary item, it's not as good as No. So disciple, you must overcome your inner obstacles and complete with the determination to win..."

Du Haomiao asked directly: "What kind of things can be regarded as private objects?"

Zhou Tong smiled maliciously, and said, "How many intimate things can a man have? The most direct one is of course the underwear he wears..."

After hearing Zhou Tong's words, Du Haomiao said quietly: "Is there anything else?"

Zhou Tong smiled mysteriously and replied: "Of course there are, such as used condoms..."

Du Haomiao was choked up for a moment and couldn't say a word, Zhou Tong continued to talk, but Du Haomiao seemed to be hit hard. He looked up at the ceiling and felt that the bright lights in the past were dimmed in an instant!

Condoms are a no-no, that guy is impotent, and it's a shame!If I understand Zhou Tong's meaning correctly, does that mean that he not only wants to steal a pair of underwear that guy wore, but also carries it with him all the time?

The outlook on life and the world of Du Haomiao, who has been straight for thousands of years, has finally received a fatal impact like a nuclear bomb explosion!Complete despair at fate.

To live is to pervert!