[Zhongyingmei] The correct posture of the villain's whitewashing

In the front hall of the Avengers Building, Barton put back on his tight black leather jacket, put on his small multifunctional quiver, and sat on the sofa to eat peanut butter.

"Damn weather, my peanut butter is frozen in pieces."

Natasha, who had just returned from her mission, threw her coat on the sofa: "So that's why you're absent this time? Peanut butter?"

Button raised his head and waved to Natasha enthusiastically: "Hey, Natasha, you're back, and I'm going to help you."

"When you came to support me, I might as well have prayed to God to just take them away."

Hawkeye said optimistically: "Don't be like this, it's just a matter of one finger for you to deal with the group of evil lord's miscellaneous soldiers. I believe in you, you are great."

Natasha rolled her eyes: "Go get your peanut butter."

Barton then continued to happily dig into his peanut butter.

"Ah, now it's just the two of us again, Natasha, do you have anything to say?"

"Even if there is, I'm not telling you." Natasha opened the window and looked at a black S.H.I.E.L.D. security vehicle parked at the gate. "It seems that something is going to happen."

"Take it easy, at this point you should have some leisure activities, apply a mask, sleep and have a beauty sleep, everything is by me."

After saying these words, Barton finally took out a spoon full of peanut butter from the peanut butter can that was about to bottom out. With an excited expression on his face, he pulled out his soda cracker to wipe it on, but the peanut butter that was still sticking to the spoon Suddenly the whole ball floated up, and then slapped Clint's face with a snap.

Clint Francis Button: "What? What happened? What happened?"

Natasha turned her head and looked at Hawkeye, whose face was covered with a lump of sticky yellowish paste, "... I hope that your Avengers Building will collapse in a few days."

Button stopped his action of wiping the peanut butter: "Don't the building collapse every few days?" He also licked his fingers while speaking.

Natasha felt that if she stayed with Barton for a long time, she would definitely get cataracts.

He rolled his eyes.

The car door was opened, Phil Coulson and Melinda were shoulder to shoulder, and a man in a hospital gown followed closely by two agents behind him.

Natasha leaned on the window sill: "It smells like a hydra."

The next moment, Coulson in a suit and leather shoes appeared in front of the two Avengers. After saying good afternoon, Natasha looked at the young man behind them and frowned, "You shouldn't put everything in the Avengers Building." Ribbon, Coulson."

Coulson behaved as usual and behaved like a gentleman: "I contacted the captain who was still on mission at Xavier College, and Mr. Stark who sent Dr. Banner to Greenwich Village for treatment. They didn't refuse the offer. .”

Natasha clicked her tongue, then looked at the young man behind them.

"Daze Carbone."

Dai Ze, who was immersed in his own thoughts, raised his eyes, and he saw a tall and straight woman with long wine red hair standing in front of the window, showing a friendly smile: "Hello."

"I thought you should know who I am?"

"Yes, Miss Natalia Romanova. We were fortunate enough to meet when you invaded Hydra headquarters three years ago."

"That's my old name." Natasha looked at him, as if she was looking through him at something else, "I remember you weren't under Strucker?"

Dai Ze smiled and said, "Well, I don't agree with his research philosophy."

Natasha then withdrew her gaze, turned her head to look out the window, and remained silent without saying a word.

Dazzle thought she might have recalled something bad, something to do with Strack.

Coulson and Melinda exchanged a look, and then continued to lead Dazzle into the depths of the building.When passing by Barton, the Avenger, who had just wiped off the peanut butter and managed to open his eyes, asked in surprise, "Hey, what's that floating next to you?"

Dai Ze glanced at the flowers around him that were revolving around him, and said truthfully, "The calendula is planted in the flower bed at your door."

"Of course I know it's our calendula. Besides Stark, who would grow such a colorful calendula in their garden, but why is it circling around you?" Barton stood up excitedly and stretched out his hand After simulating the trajectory of the flower, "New technology? Ability? Super power? If you just let the flowers revolve around you, it's not too petty. I mean, it looks quite girly."

Dai Ze thought for a while, and said a reason that he didn't even believe: "Maybe it's because it likes me more?"

Button froze for a moment: "Damn it, wouldn't it be miserable for the person who likes you."

The young professor who inexplicably turned into a mutant when he woke up, and who has been in a state of bewilderment about his abilities until now: "I think, so far, there should be only this flower."

As soon as the words fell, the single sofa that had been quietly placed on the side suddenly floated up, and started to circle Dai Ze just like the little flower.

The agents around him seemed to have seen this kind of scene before, and they took a step back to the sides spontaneously-in fact, they had seen it before leading the man out of S.H.I.E.L.D. This sofa is countless times bigger than the metal experimental bench.

Only Barton was as surprised as discovering the new world: "Oh, cool, the sofa likes you too!"

Daize: "...an accident."

Coulson on the side said helplessly, "Mr. Button."

Hawkeye immediately sat back in his seat: "Okay, I know, you are working, I won't disturb you, go ahead."

Coulson and Melinda took Daize and disappeared around the corner of the front hall, as well as the flowers and the sofa that followed Daize.After they left for a long time, Barton slapped the table: "Oh!"

Natasha turned around nervously by his sudden action: "What's wrong?"

Button: "It turns out that he made me get covered in peanut butter just now!"

Natasha: "You just realized it?"

Patton: "What a pity that's my last bottle of peanut butter."

Natasha: "...The point is this?"

Barton continued to grieve his face: "You're so angry."

Natasha: ...How did this kind of person get recruited here in the first place?

Coulson, or what Nick Fury arranged for Daze, is the only room in the Avengers Building that belongs to S.H.I.E.L.D. When the building was renovated, Director Fury used all his rights and means Just got the place from Stark so that he can keep the criminals who the Avengers are interested in here without getting out of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s control.

To be honest, the fire protection system of S.H.I.E.L.D. is very strong, but unfortunately for Stark, it is just a layer of paper. In the Avengers Building, at least Stark will not be idle and hack his own firewall.

As the State Administration of Land and Resources Strategic Defense and Logistics Support, which is ahead of the contemporary level in science and technology, it is actually quite sad to think about it.

The room is very large, about [-] square meters by visual inspection, everything that should be there is not missing, and everything that should not be there is also available, such as infrared detection devices surrounded by four sides, three-proof heat monitoring response, enhanced signal frequency masking device, the only What makes people feel intimate is that in order to maintain the privacy of criminals, this room is not monitored——

After all, to be honest, it only took a few tenths of a second for Jarvis to come here.

Daize sat on the sofa in the living room of his new room, tested the softness, and said sincerely: "It's pretty good here."

Coulson smiled and said, "Yes, the French windows are facing the busiest city center in Manhattan. At night, the night view is very beautiful."

Dai Ze nodded in agreement, and then said casually: "Indeed, except that there is no TV, no computer, no communication equipment, no entertainment facilities, isolation from the world, and no one else."

Coulson and Melinda fell silent at the same time.

After a while, Melinda said from the bottom of her heart: "Sorry, but we have to do this."

Dai Ze looked at her and said with a smile: "I know, it's nothing, it would be even more strange if you didn't do this."

After a pause, he said again: "When will I stay?"

Coulson glanced at the document in his hand, and said truthfully, "Wait until we confirm that you can come out."

Well, it's the same as not saying it.

Dai Ze said to the backs of the four agents who turned around and were about to leave: "If you can give me some pens, a few pieces of paper and a few books that are more readable, I think I will be very grateful to you."

Coulson waved his hand: "It's very simple."

"It would be even better if you could give me a few more instruments. I can't sleep without doing some small experiments every day."

Coulson turned his head and said helplessly, "You can't push your limits, sir."

Dai Ze smiled and spread his hands: "Just kidding."

The room became quiet again because the four left.

He leaned on the sofa, his whole body sank into the soft cotton wool, looking at the white ceiling, he didn't know how many hours later.

He sighed.

I still want to go out, even if it’s just to watch a movie or go to the supermarket.

He hasn't visited a supermarket in New York yet, so he wonders if he can buy Laoganma there.

2016 11 Month 2 Day.

The acting professor of Hydra's Siberian Research Branch was formally imprisoned by S.H.I.E.L.D.

At first, Natasha and Barton didn't take this matter to heart, because the Hydra research professor was locked up on the top floor of the building, which was far from their usual range of activities, and they were still as usual. That way, get up, accept tasks, complete tasks, and sleep.

The captain seems to be overwhelmed by more and more mutant human experiments, and Stark is also dominated by the long-faced doctor in Greenwich Village to run around the world in order to relieve Dr. Banner's brainwashing state. Very opinionated and complains every day in the AIM group "Avengers Family" (the captain's name).

Natasha and Barton had to face the dilemma that the two leaders of the Avengers had gone their separate ways less than a month after the founding of the Avengers, but in fact they were already used to this.

Business as usual, nothing different.

Natasha thought so.

It wasn't until the seventh day that the professor was locked in the Avengers Tower that she realized that something was wrong.

At first, they found that there was always something missing in their room. At first they thought it was a thief, but then they could find those lost things in various strange places.

This phenomenon is very strange, can not find the reason.It escalated to the point that every day the front room would be a mess, the couch would show up on pans in the kitchen, the fridge would run into the toilet, and then you would wake up to find a flush toilet sleeping next to you.

Natasha thinks that the Hydra professor who was locked up on the top floor is the only reason for this phenomenon, because of his damn ability that doesn't know what the principle is.But there was nothing she could do about it.

Black Widow, Natasha Romanova, has both beauty and wisdom, she is proficient in all kinds of fighting, machinery, not old, and has a talent different from ordinary people in computers, yes, yes, but even so, she also deciphers Not the firewall set by Stark on the top floor.

No one can come out of that room, and no one can enter that room except Stark himself and S.H.I.E.L.D. who hold the key.

So they can only continue to endure, endure, and endure.

Isn’t it just that you can see teacups/carpets/sofas/shovels/dining tables/toilets/MK1-30 flying in the sky every day when you come back, it’s nothing, just look at it and get used to it.

Then Natasha saw Barton floating on the ceiling with these things.

Barton: "Hey, Natasha, look, I can fly, I can fly!"

Natasha finally couldn't bear it anymore and called Stark and the captain.

"If you don't come back to the Avengers Building, you will go to heaven, so it's convenient!"