I heard that I am a Yokohama tycoon

An emerald green croak landed on Atsushi Nakajima's face. The muscles of the frog's legs were tense and full of elasticity, but they were a bit small.

Atsushi Nakajima commented on the edible value of this frog.

When he was very young, he would run to the rice fields or ponds and roll up his trousers to catch frogs. It's really delicious, frogs.

The sun pierced into his eyes, Atsushi Nakajima got up from the grass on the slope by the river, strange, he slept under the bridge last night.

The only property that the poor boy had was what Jun Tomie Ito gave him yesterday.

"That's right! Where's the tofu!" Atsushi Nakajima searched the nearby grasslands but couldn't find any tofu. He knew from the police station that Fu Jiang's sister had come out and immediately went to buy tofu. Is it just tofu and preserved eggs, because hand-ground tofu is more than ten times more expensive than ordinary tofu, is it really okay?

What did he do yesterday, bought tofu, took the address...why doesn't he remember what happened after that?

"Where did the tofu go?" Still not finding the tofu, Atsushi Nakajima sat down on the grass in despair, and a thought popped up in his mind. Could it be that he was too hungry and sleepwalked and ate it?

"It's better to pretend that nothing happened and buy another copy."

What a fool.

Sighing like this, Atsushi Nakajima grabbed his messy short hair casually and looked into the river inadvertently. There was a Y-shaped tree branch floating downstream in the steady water.

This is the first time I have seen such a big tree branch, it is quite thick.

Atsushi Nakajima, whose mind was full of tofu, subconsciously ignored the unusual point of the tree branch. After walking a few meters away, he realized that it was not a human leg!

"Who would fall headfirst into the water!"

Nakajima Atsushi jumped into the river to catch the man, knowing that this weird young man with bandages was very dissatisfied with Nakajima Atsushi's behavior and accused him of meddling in his own business.

"I'm killing myself."

It turned out to be suicide.

"Sorry, I was meddling in my own business... What a ghost!"

"It's my creed not to trouble anyone and commit suicide, but I apologize for causing trouble to you, so shouldn't I be accounted for for disturbing my suicide?" The bandaged young man rubbed his chin maliciously.

Do you still have to pay for it?

"I'm very sorry that I don't have any money!" Atsushi Nakajima bowed ninety degrees.

What a fool.Osamu Dazai thought about it and said, "No, I think you obviously hid the money before jumping into the water."

"Aren't you in the water? How did you see that!" Nakajima Atsushi couldn't help but growl.

"And that's not my money, someone bought it for me - what are you doing!!!"

Dazai walked around behind Atsushi Nakajima at some point, found the bushes where the money was hidden, bent down and picked up the cat coin purse inside, his oriental eyes narrowed, this purse looked familiar.

"What are you doing!" Atsushi Nakajima pounced on to grab the coin purse.

Dazai dodged left and right nimbly, but Atsushi Nakajima barely touched the corner of his clothes.

"It's so familiar," Osamu Dazai thought, flipped through the coin purse, and found the Roman pronunciation of Tomie's name in the cracks.

There were about ten ten thousand yuan bills in the wallet, which didn't look like what a teenager who can only sleep under the bridge should have.

Hmm... He said just now that someone else gave it to him, so——

Sure enough, there was a half of a post-it note in the wallet, with an address written on it, which was near the old lair of the port mafia, and Osamu Dazai was familiar with it countless times.

"Is this store a Traveling Cat?"

The tired and panting white-haired boy stopped on his knees, looked up at Dazai, "Hey! Do you know this store!"

Not only do they know that there is the kingdom of Zhongye.

Osamu Dazai nodded indifferently, "I still know, why, are you going there?"

"It's like this..." The unsuspecting boy turned back to the original point of buying tofu after a series of unexpected situations yesterday, which meant being smashed by Fu Jiang's sister, being treated, being taken away by the police after encountering a gangster crossfire.

"I have to go buy tofu!"

"Wait." Osamu Dazai grabbed his collar, "Do you want to go there soaked like pickles?"

The boy who had no place to live naturally didn't have a change of clothes, and he didn't take anything with him when he was driven out of the orphanage, and there was nothing in the orphanage that belonged to him.

He didn't want to just go to see Fu Jiang's sister like this, Hu Dun also wanted to save face, okay?

"Here you are, you idiot!" A very serious young man with glasses in a vest and suit looked at Dazai angrily with his arms folded.

"Kunikida, thank you for your hard work!" Osamu Dazai waved to him broadly.

"Who do you think I'm working so hard for? Find out the situation, you! How far do you want to disrupt my plan before you're willing!" Kunikida Doppo rebuked Dazai mercilessly, but Dazai didn't listen at all That's it.

Seeing Kunikida Doppo Dazai smile, "Young man, what's your name?"

"Nakajima... Dun."

"Come with me, Atsu-kun, how about buying some clothes before meeting people? Let Kunikida pay for the clothes, it doesn't matter how expensive you are."

"Don't brag about Dazai with my money!"

"Dazai?"

"Ah, my name is Dazai, Osamu Dazai." The young man said with a serious face.

Shopping district

Nakajima hurriedly picked up his clothes.

If this goes on like this, maybe it will be dark. Seeing that Nakajima thinks everything is expensive, Dazai leans against the wall and looks at Kunikida Doppo, "Why don't you help him choose."

"Hey! Is it really possible!" Atsushi Nakajima showed a rescued expression.

"Don't look at Kunikida like this, the clothes are actually pretty good."

Kunikida Doppo frowned angrily, his originally not very kind face became even more fierce, "Don't look at me like this! Which bastard would say 'it's a nice river for suicide' on the way to work and jump into it Yes! Thanks to you my plans have been greatly delayed."

"Kunikida-kun really likes hand accounts."

"This isn't a handbook, it's an ideal! It's my way of life, and it doesn't say that my colleagues are suicidal!" Kunikida Doppo slammed the table loudly, scaring the clerk into hiding in the fitting room .

"And it's not in my spending plan that I use my hard-earned money to buy clothes for the kid."

"I'm very sorry! I'm not qualified to speak other than to apologize, and I've caused you trouble!"

What Atsushi Nakajima said made the cold-faced Kunikida Doppo feel embarrassed. He went to the shelf and quickly picked out a set of clothes and threw them to Atsushi Nakajima, "Put them on."

Taking off the clothes sticking to his body like dried vegetables and putting on new ones, Atsushi Nakajima thanked him very much: "You have helped Kunikida-kun a lot! I was kicked out of the orphanage and didn't even have time to bring out the change of clothes."

In fact, the uncle who returned to the orphanage to watch the door after he worked part-time didn't even let him in, telling him that he couldn't stay inside anymore.The past few days have been muddled, if he hadn't met Miss Fu Jiang, he would have starved to death. "

Dazai, "You were kicked out of the orphanage."

"It is said that the business is difficult, and it is said that the business needs to be reduced. After all, I am not young."

"It's really a heartless institution..."

No matter what, it was the place where he was raised for 16 years. Atsushi Nakajima still has a lot of affection for the orphanage, "It's okay, there is no way... By the way, the job of the two of you is-"

"It's a detective." Osamu Dazai said in a mysterious tone.

You could tell he was just trying to show off.

In this regard, Kunikida is not too far behind, "It's not the work of private detectives or investigating extramarital affairs. We are doing very dangerous work. Do you know [Armed Detective Agency]?"

The Armed Detective Agency is like an urban legend in Yokohama, for many ordinary people who have never witnessed supernatural powers.In the past, Atsushi Nakajima also suspected that it was just a legend, but after meeting Ryunosuke Akutagawa yesterday, he suddenly realized that the supernatural power is real.It would be hard to believe this kind of thing if I didn't see it with my own eyes and listen to the hype.After all, it is advertised on TV and books that we must believe in science.

"Yes, I've heard that it's a legendary institution, each member has magical powers, and it's an armed group set up to deal with cases belonging to the 'other world'. Wandering between the two worlds ..."

The overly shameful attributive made Kunikida Doppo couldn't help pushing his glasses, but the corners of his mouth curled up uncontrollably. Their image in the folks is actually so powerful.

And Dazai, who talked about the Armed Detective Agency in the tone of "I come from a powerful organization", was looking at a beautiful belt in the container with bright eyes at this time, and said to himself: "It's really a good belt, 'it can't be A man in the world hanged himself with a belt given by a gay man' what a sad and beautiful death ceremony! Kunikida, please, can you buy this belt and give it to me?"

Kunikida Doppo: ￣□￣｜｜

"If you want to commit suicide, wait until work is over!!"

Osamu Dazai didn't listen at all, "That's right, please, Kunikida, it's inappropriate for you to give me an important prop for the suicide belt of my lover, so please ask Ranpo-san."

"What is [Lovers Belt Suicide]! And don't cause trouble for Edogawa-kun!"

Osamu Dazai enthusiastically said, "I'm going to add the lover belt suicide pose to the notes of the complete suicide manual, and give it to Tsurumi-sensei at the signing event. Hey, Kunikida, Kunikida, do you know that Tsurumi-sensei is from Yokohama? "

Who would want to know where your comrades are from.

Dazai cheered himself on for a while before looking at Atsushi Nakajima, and nodded with satisfaction, "That's pretty good, Nakajima-kun."

"Yes, thank you very much, then I will take my leave first..."

Dazai stopped him with one arm, "Wait a minute, we also want to go together."

"Dazai!" It was Kunikida who roared, "Have you had enough trouble, we still have work!"

Atsushi Nakajima nodded quickly, "Yes, work is more important. By the way, the work of the two of you is—"

"Find the tiger."

"Recently, there was a rambunctious man-eating tiger that destroyed the farmland and broke into the warehouse. We tracked it around here. Wild animals are not easy to catch, and they escaped cleverly before we came. Kunikida, this kind of work should not be done. Call the zoo professionals?"

Kunikida, "We are professionals! Hey, what's that look on your face?"

Atsushi Nakajima seemed to see the end of the world coming, as if sitting around were zombies clamoring for their brains, "Excuse me, please excuse me!"

"Wait!" Kunikida Doppo caught him this time.

"Do you know about man-eating tigers?"

"Human beings can't be his opponent at all, that guy came for me..."

"What do you mean?"

"The orphanage I was in was destroyed by it. It lost a lot and needed more money to rebuild. Therefore, I was kicked out because of insufficient expenditure."

"What I'm asking is what do you mean it's coming at you?" Kunikida pressed Nakajima Atsushi's head with a bad temper, wouldn't one or two not focus on the point!

"I saw its shadow in the glass and he chased me into the city!"

"When did it happen?"

"Four days ago, I was so hungry and drowsy that I didn't go to the river to catch fish and frogs."

Kunikida Doppo: "Indeed, eyewitnesses confirmed that the man-eating tiger appeared on the streets of Yokohama four days ago..."

"It's good that you are being chased by man-eating tigers," Osamu Dazai grabbed Atsushi Nakajima, smiling extra brightly, "Atsu-san, when you're done with what you're going to do, join us in investigating the man-eating tigers." Tiger."

"I don't want to be bait!"

Osamu Dazai's face turned dark all of a sudden, "If you don't agree, be careful and I will take you to the end."

"What, what! I'm not afraid of your threat!"

"Speaking of two people dying together, is there any possibility of dying for love besides dying together? Kunikida, when our bodies are found, remember to testify for me. Atsushi-kun and I committed suicide heartily, not sticky suicide. "

"Who is going to give such a weird testimony!"

So, it became the current situation.

Atsushi Nakajima respectfully presented the soy milk as a tribute. Yesterday, because the best-selling soy milk was sold out, I bought preserved egg tofu. I don't remember any of it.

I didn't mention Hu Dun and accepted the soy milk.

"Mr. Dazai brought me here."

"Dazai?" I looked at the young man who hadn't taken care of his hair carefully. It seemed that the V-shaped bangs were too long. At first glance, he looked like he was wearing a fox mask, and his hair was not as lush as usual. I double it.

"It's a fresh face."

Although it is not abnormal enough to remember every customer's face, but the customers whose appearance is above the average value will be more or less impressed. This is the first time I have seen this person.

"This is my first time here." Dazai Osamu said, the first time he came in when there were people, he added in his heart, this place is the kingdom of Chuya in the Central Plains, and he was ordered not to take a step closer to the Lumao.

Osamu Dazai was originally a creature who wanted to violate the rules the more he was not allowed to do so. He picked the lock and came in quietly when no one was there, many times.

nothing special.

The first floor is filled with [-] kinds of flowers, half of which are flowers, and the other half is the kitchen and bar. There are almost hundreds of thousands or millions of textures, which is very special. There are stupid dogs and stupid cats. The stupid dogs are three Bought it back years ago.The second floor is the woman's room, which is full of spiral bookshelves, and the furniture is very simple. Although it is strange that the handle of the umbrella is drawn out to be a sword, he specially investigated the life of Jun Tomie Ito for this purpose.

It's really sad enough, there is no freedom at all in life.

The strangest thing is that no one will notice the shockingly morbid beauty, and even if they do notice it, they will forget it in an instant. This "ability" does not act on themselves, but on others. What is the condition to activate it? Have you seen anyone who "passed" her?Presumably, this kind of ability can only be done by him who can invalidate the abilities of other people with different abilities. It can be inferred that Jun Tomie Ito's ability must come into contact with him before he will be exempted.

There are countless people with extraordinary abilities in the world. Some people can notice it while others can't, or it's not obvious...

"I, I am Kunikida Doppo."

Dazai, who was thinking about it, suddenly heard the self-introduction of his irascible brother Kunikida, who could be said to be stammering. Looking at it, he was always very serious, and his partner who wrote down when he "met" a marriage partner in his "ideal" handbook was red-faced. He talked about his situation with the weird flower shop owner.

"I used to be a math teacher, but now I'm a detective. Although there are certain dangers, my colleagues are reliable, so please rest assured..."

It must be stopped, the only thought that appeared in Osamu Dazai's chaotic mind was this.

Prevent Kunikida from saying "Please date me on the premise of getting married".

Otherwise, Zhong would definitely beat him into a cake.

"Kunikida, what are you doing?" Dazai Osamu put his arms around Kunikida Doppo's shoulders with a playful smile, and exaggeratedly said, "I didn't know you were such an unplanned person before, and you wrote this time in your account What are you going to do at this place? Kunikida, are you going to break the rules you set?"

Kunikida, who hated unplanned things, fell silent.

And Dazai's hand happened to touch the skin on his neck, and the force that was counteracted at that moment allowed Kunikida Doppo to regain his sanity.

"Please forgive me for being rude! I don't know why I did such a thing that destroys my conscience!"

I looked at the young people in Dogeza speechlessly, and an old saying came to mind: young people nowadays really do things without thinking beforehand, which makes people worry about the future of Japan.

Now I'm a little worried.

The author has something to say: "I Toyed with the Feelings of the Leaders of Two Supernatural Organizations in Yokohama" was rejected because it was vulgar, kitsch, and vulgar.

Three seconds of silence for it_(:з」∠)_

--Let me know if there is a typo--

Weibo has a series of videos of a six-year-old boy living an 80-year-old posture, xswl.

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Asking friends to collect the draft "I Love Brain Flower", not a derivative. (o?_?)ノ?(?﹏??)

【Known information】

Jun Tomie Ito

Frequent break-ins when not at home

And in the Central Plains, there are also memory killers

The real surname of the author of the Complete Suicide Manual is Tsurumi

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