football king

The good start of the new season has made all Real Madrid fans excited and unable to extricate themselves. In the past few years, Meng San used his strength to climb to the top. It is no exaggeration to say that in the game just now, there were not only Barcelona's mistakes, but more Mordred's personal strength is outstanding.

In just one game, these fans have experienced the joy from hell to heaven, they don't care if this is a highlight performance, they just want to brag now, like those British guys!Although they don't know anything about this kid who seems to have walked out of an oil painting, but they have achieved nothing in the last two seasons and they lost when they met Barcelona. They are finally proud.

Let's see what you are bragging about this time! 3:1 was overturned by us!

The Real Madrid team song "Come on, Madrid" sounded from the stands. The singing tune was obviously not pleasant, but it could make people feel excited, happy and other beautiful words.

The commentator even used his three-inch tongue to praise Real Madrid from beginning to end, emphatically praising Mordred, "The most correct thing Mourinho did was to sign this teenager! But why did Real Madrid There is no information about this player on the official website? Not even Twitter!?”

These compliments did not make Mordred feel elated, because he knew better than anyone else how pure and cruel football is.

As long as you can win, the fans and the media will forgive you if you pick up girls, go to nightclubs, drink alcohol, or even take drugs. a hat.This is football.

Back in the locker room, Mordred took off his sweat-stained jersey and was about to take a shower, but the two men patted him on the shoulder and told him to get ready and attend the press conference.

Mordred didn't want to be too familiar with this, he put on a clean and refreshing clothes and left with Mourinho.

As soon as he appeared in front of everyone, the fill light would blind him in an instant. This feeling of being the focus of attention as soon as he appeared made Mordred suddenly return to his previous life.

Bring Mordred to the reporter today, Mourinho is ready to wipe his ass, so Mourinho still brought Mordred.

Mourinho swept his eyes and found that everyone was looking at Mordred with bright eyes. The first thing he called was his mouthpiece newspaper, although this mouthpiece did not speak to him at all.

Marca’s first question was not Mordred, but Mourinho, “Mr. Mourinho, why is there no information about this player on Real Madrid’s official website? Is it your secret weapon, or this player?” What secrets does the player have?"

This question is not very connotative, but Mr. Madman changed his previous arrogance, "Oh, this is the player I brought back from the United States. He wants Meris Mordred. At that time, his talent caught my eyes. As soon as the light came on, I stood like an idiot and watched a game, and after the game I asked him if he wanted to play in Madrid."

"But when he signed the contract, he told me that he didn't want too many people to pay attention, so we didn't inform the public, and he didn't even expose him on the official Twitter. The closed training during this period seems to have worked."

"But it's his birthday soon, and we plan to hold a signing event for him at that time."

Marca saw the uncharacteristic Mourinho wanting to grab his collar and let him let out the usual madman!But Mourinho's story is enough for them to make up a paragraph.

Satisfied or not, it's someone else's turn.

"Mr. Mordred, what do you think of Cristiano Ronaldo?" The Portuguese reporter asked again, and they were most concerned about their own stars.

When Mordred heard the familiar name, his eyes lit up immediately. If he had to use an emoji to express it, it would probably be: If you talk about this, I can chat with you for a day!

"Chris is a very good player. Everyone in the United States knows his name! The two of us often compete with each other. It is inseparable from the help of Chris that I can integrate into La Liga life so quickly! He is very dedicated, The two of us often go home together!"

A rainbow fart directly blocked the reporter's mouth. Although he didn't dig out any big revelations, his business card was praised like this, which was enough to write news.The Portuguese reporter sat down with satisfaction.

Daily Sport, as the mouthpiece of Barcelona, ​​lost today, and the root cause of today's loss was Mordred. As the mouthpiece of Barcelona, ​​he certainly would not make Mourinho and Mordred too comfortable.

"Mr. Mourinho, why did you replace a young player who has never played in La Liga at 1:3?"

The madman is never merciless when facing the opponent's mouthpiece. The gentle and kind person just now turned cold. This question should not be too vicious. He said that he was prepared, why not 1:0 Put it on when the time comes, if you say you are not prepared, it will be even better.

Mourinho, who has always been at odds with the media, will definitely be sprayed with blood. Just when Mourinho was about to go back, he suddenly heard the person next to him say: "I agreed with my husband before the game, Regardless of whether the game is won in the end, the gentleman will let me go up to experience the atmosphere of the La Liga game. One game in La Liga is to play against Barcelona, ​​which makes me very happy."

Although Mordred's words are not perfect, they are also unmistakable.

Standing next to them, Messi and Guardiola, who seemed transparent, put their hands in their pockets and watched them sing together. As the losers of this game, they didn't want to be remembered by others, and then criticized by the newspaper. .

But reporters are not such simple creatures. Mordred shined very brightly today, but this cannot conceal that Barcelona lost to Real Madrid.

"Mr. Guardiola, what do you think of this young player who beat you?"

Guardiola glanced at the questioning reporter speechlessly, and really wanted to tell him that football is a team game, and it was not Mordred who defeated Barcelona but the entire Real Madrid.

But how could he say that as an opponent? "Oh, this young player's running is very sensitive! Although he is not as good as Messi, he has also seen the star temperament for the first time! His dribbling is very beautiful. In comparison, Ronaldo is even more mediocre, far less than this young player. Be beautiful and smart.”

This answer can be said to be sinister. Mordred is not as good as Messi, and Ronaldo is not as smart as Mordred. Not only did he praise Messi in disguise, but he also demoted Ronaldo. Room can be problematic.

Of course, the last one will not appear if you think about it.

The author has something to say:

Hahaha, I didn't expect to be able to find it like this. Everyone really gave me a lot of insight.

There is only one update today, and I will go to work in two days, so I dare not stay up late.