I'm just a little mouse after all [Comprehensive British and American]

After careful calculation, they have been married for more than five years.

Every day seems to be the same as before marriage, he still fights with Tom every day.

At the beginning, they would also do some exercises that should be done after marriage at night.

But after a long time, the two of them are not as enthusiastic as before.

Sometimes Jerry would look at the wedding photos and think back to the days when he and Tom were first together.

Compared to the two of them, the Foxes next door are much sweeter.

Ethan is indeed a good husband at home. He often prepares small romantic surprises for Al, and he never repeats the same.

And they have a child, and that little girl is like a bond that cements their relationship.

Jerry can often hear the two planning their children's future together, working out a plan every few days.

To be honest, Jerry is a little envious, not that they have children, but that the two of them can find a common topic.

He and Tom originally had common topics, such as pranking each other.

He would pour glue on the chair while Tom made breakfast.

Tom would also put cream on him when they were exercising.

Well, Tom, that's not technically a prank.

But I don't know when Tom started to change from a fake gentleman to a real hooligan.

Almost a carbon copy of Ethan Good Man.

Jerry couldn't figure out what the problem was. He thought Tom was planning a big move, but after waiting for a long time, Tom didn't do anything outrageous to him.

It had been at least a month since Tom had changed.

Calculating carefully, Tom has not swatted him with a fly swatter for 39 days. He is sad, uncomfortable, and misses the feeling of a fly swatter.

On the 40th day, Jerry finally couldn't bear it, and crawled along the balcony while Ethan next door was not at home.

Al, who was doing handwork with her daughter, was taken aback. She took out a pistol/gun from under the sofa, pointed at Jerry's head, and almost sent him away from the wonderful world.

"You haven't opened the window for more than a year. I'm really not used to it all of a sudden." After confirming that it was Jerry, Al put down his pistol/gun and said in relief: "Don't you have a spare key for my house? Why did you come over through the window again?"

"I just want to recall the feeling of being young." Jerry sat down on the sofa, touched his face with a little distress, and said quietly: "Al, do you think I am old and not good-looking?" , out of shape."

"If you're asking about your fat belly fed by Tom, then the answer is, yes, that's right." Al thought that Jerry came here to find her for something, so he asked his daughter to go to the bedroom first.

She poured an iced Coke and Jerry took it and drank it down.

"Don't pinch your stomach, I'm just kidding. You just have two extra layers of flesh, and you can't see it when you lie down." Al blinked teasingly, "Tell me, what can you do with me?"

Apparently it's been a while since he's been human, and Jerry has picked up on human sentimentality.

He sighed, pondered for a while, and couldn't help sighing again.

After Al looked at the mouth again and asked, he said melancholy: "I feel that Tom has been a little cold recently."

"Are you serious?" Al asked in surprise, "When Tom and I were in the elevator a few days ago, I saw how many garbage bags he was carrying..."

Jerry shook his hand, "Stop! Why are you looking at the garbage bags?"

"I'm just super observant. I used to be a profiler."

Jerry thought about it, it made sense.

He skipped the embarrassing topic, "I don't mean that in the cold, and the ones you saw were only Thursday's volumes. We only did it on Thursday last week."

"Wow, that Tom is really energetic."

Jerry looked at Al with a kind face, and always felt that she seemed to have said something extraordinary just now.

In order to prevent Al from saying anything else and spoiling the children who were eavesdropping in the bedroom, Jerry went straight to the point and said: "I think Tom and I lack common topics recently, and our relationship is not as close as before. The most intuitive manifestation is, Tom doesn't play tricks on me at all now."

"Isn't this a good thing? It shows that he is more mature, stable, and considerate."

"But the problem is, when I take the initiative to tease him. He will only expose me and say to me in a particularly annoying tone, 'Okay, honey, don't make trouble.'"

"Isn't that nice. Ethan's always been like that."

Jerry wonders where Al's instincts as a profiler go.

He took a deep breath and said seriously, "Don't you think he has changed too much? How could he become so normal?"

To be honest, Al didn't find it strange, because Ethan had always treated her like this.

Although their family has been in close contact with Jerry's family, they did not live together after all.

In their presence, Tom generally behaved fairly scrutinized.

No matter how much he liked to play pranks, he would never chase Jerry with a fly swatter in front of the young couple when Al came to visit.

Al didn't know how they got along in private. Hearing what Jerry said, he asked curiously, "Then how did he treat you before?"

"We would occasionally put spiders in each other's tooth cups, and sometimes pour glue on each other's chairs." Jerry recalled, and said nostalgicly: "Sometimes, we would fencing together, or holding a pan against each other. beat."

At the end, he sighed: "During those days, when I really think about it, I feel happy."

Al stiffened, expressing that he didn't understand.Not only did she not hear any happiness, but she also felt a little scary.

Jerry took a sip of Coke, "After hearing this, do you also feel that our relationship has become colder now?"

Al said sincerely: "Whether your relationship has become colder or not, I have no way of judging. But I can only say that your life safety has become more secure."

When Jerry and Al were complaining, Ethan, who received the call, rushed to the fast food restaurant as scheduled.

Tom was waiting for him inside, because the waiting process was so boring.

He bought three orders of French fries to build an Eiffel Tower, and a group of guests were taking pictures and watching.

As soon as he saw Ethan coming, Tom squeezed out the ketchup, took out a French fries and signaled Ethan to sit down and eat.

Ethan looked at the rickety French fries tower, and carefully sat down on the opposite chair under the nervous gaze of the guests.

Tom also seemed to realize that it was inconvenient to talk when surrounded by people, so he quickly dismantled the tower of French fries, and the crowd who were watching and taking pictures immediately dispersed cursing.

Ethan breathed a sigh of relief, "What's the matter with calling me out? Have you encountered any difficulties recently?"

Tom propped his chin and said softly: "I feel that Jerry feels that I have been cold to him recently."

"Take your time, I don't understand what you mean."

"Didn't I communicate with you before about how to promote the relationship between two people. You said that you can try to be more gentle and make Jerry feel my love." Tom said with a headache: "I think what you said It makes sense, after talking with you, I reflected on it, and I did go a little too far before."

Ethan became interested, and he asked expectantly: "And then? How did you correct it?"

"When he teased me, he didn't tease me back as usual." Tom said, "Instead, he told him gently, be good, don't make trouble."

"Wow, that sounds really sweet." Ethan said sincerely.

"To be honest, I think that's very gentlemanly." Tom said helplessly, "But Jerry doesn't seem to like it very much."

He fiddled with the fries on the plate, "Where is the problem?"

Jerry didn't just like it, he even thought it was terrible.

After whining with Al, Jerry had a few good ideas.

He believes that his and Tom's main problem is that they have very little common language these days.

Keeping a pet, or adopting a child, can connect them closely.

The thought of them worrying about something together made Jerry feel good.

The feeling of being in love is back.

That night, after Tom and Ethan finished drinking, when they got home, Jerry walked over excitedly with a pet cat in his arms.

"Look, I bought a pet cat!" Jerry raised the cat's paw and said happily: "I named it Stitch."

Although the system has left, the cat and mouse in their eyes still look like two-dimensional cartoons.

Tom looked at the little white tomcat in front of him, his face turned black with anger, and he wondered where this little tomcat was brought back from.

He silently tossed the cat out and Jerry onto the bed.

After venting his anger, Tom fell asleep contentedly.

Jerry couldn't sleep well, and all he could think about was how to maintain the relationship between the two of them.

So the next day, Tom had just finished making breakfast.

Jerry ran over and said expectantly, "Let's adopt a child."

Tom shook his hand, and the perfect heart shape in the coffee cup became distorted.

"Why do you suddenly want a child?" Tom changed a cup of coffee and asked while pulling flowers: "We need to provide the child with tuition and living expenses, provide him with free accommodation, and endure his series of stinky problems."

"Then we will have common troubles and find solutions together." Jerry fell into a beautiful fantasy, "That way we will spend more time together."

His tone was too happy, and Tom Lahua's hand shook again.

"If you just want to find a common topic..." Tom paused, and suddenly motioned Jerry to look down.

Jerry looked over suspiciously. There was no heart-shaped latte art on the coffee, but a cartoon mouse's head.

Then, as Jerry watched, Tom poured coffee on Jerry.

The room fell silent instantly, and Jerry stared blankly at Tom, "You're playing a prank, aren't you?"

Tom was also a little flustered, after all, he hadn't done it for a long time.

But he still raised the corners of his mouth and said with a slight sarcasm: "Otherwise, your mind is sleepy."

"I, literally." Jerry took a deep breath, and threw the sandwich aside to Tom's face.

Seeing Tom's blank expression, Jerry exclaimed excitedly: "I love this feeling to death, it's Tom! Come on! Bring me my pan and your fly swatter!"

"It's not fair. Why, your weapon is better than mine." Tom rushed to the kitchen and took out the small saucepan that was reserved for it first. "I won. This time I got this sacred weapon."

Before he finished speaking, he turned around and saw Jerry walking in with a stool.

Ethan and Al, who had just sneaked over from the balcony, watched the whole process. Looking at the two wrestling together, Ethan worriedly said, "Should we pull them apart?"

"Let's take a look again." Al said hesitantly.

This look, I have watched it for more than 40 years.

In Ethan's memory, Jerry and Tom never seem to stop fighting.

They were always chasing each other, and Ethan thought that when they got old and couldn't make trouble, they would stop.

But these two people learned to use wheelchairs. Even though their hair was graying, Tom still wore reading glasses and transformed his wheelchair into a multifunctional smart chair, just to run faster while chasing Jerry.

Their happiness seems to be different from other people's, and Ethan sometimes wonders if it's because they are cat and mouse people.

Ethan can often see them hitting each other with their wheelchairs on the street outside.

Although this is a romantic expression for them.But every time he saw two old men throwing darts at each other, Ethan worried that one of them would go to the coffin and the other would go to prison.

Tom and Jerry have been together since they were cubs.They will chase and play with each other, but never really hurt each other.In their old age, they still enjoyed this game of chase.

Perhaps this is the instinct engraved in the bones of cats and mice. Cats are destined to chase mice, and the stories of mice are mostly related to cats.

But in this world, perhaps there is only such a pair of weird cat and mouse who will fall in love with each other deeply while chasing each other.

The author has something to say: it's over, Dudu.

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