I'm just a little mouse after all [Comprehensive British and American]

"So he broke into the house with a gun and killed, and you accidentally knocked him out out of self-defense, didn't you?"

The actor who came to take the notes looked at Jerry's gaze with some doubts, he put away his notebook and said, "He is a head taller than you, don't get me wrong, I'm just a little curious about how you got there."

Jerry shrugged, feigning a headache and not answering the question.

The police did not make things difficult for him, and the case was easily solved.After taking notes, they left.

Jerry breathed a sigh of relief and re-locked the door.

The eldest cousin stood on the coffee table with his arms crossed and looked at him. Jerry leaned over with a smile, and knelt down with Tom to review.

"You have relaxed a lot since you became a human." The eldest cousin frowned and said, "When you were a mouse, you never opened the door so easily."

"I mainly think that now..." Jerry shrank his neck and whispered, "I'm a human being, and I don't need to hide like a mouse."

The big cousin shook his head, he was such a strong person, he had never been afraid.

It looked at Tom and said: "Since you eat my cousin and live in my cousin's house, you have to do something in return. You are a cat anyway, and you can barely be a bodyguard. If something happens to my cousin Yes, you know the consequences."

Tom huddled behind Jerry, nodding quickly.

The eldest cousin yawned and continued to sleep with the bottle in his arms.

Little Tai Fei didn't wake up during the whole process. Fortunately, it didn't wake up, otherwise Jerry would have to take care of one more.

He changed his clothes and was just about to go back to sleep.Suddenly Tom patted his calf and beckoned him to come and talk.

He followed Tom into the bathroom, watched as it locked the door, then twisted his hands behind his back and circled his feet on the floor.

"What are you trying to say?" Jerry asked, rubbing his eyes.

Tom coughed lightly, and asked with his fingers: "Did your system say that you can change the human potion after completing several missions?"

Jerry scratched his head and recalled for a while and said: "It only needs three times, but it is for a specific task to appear. For example, looking for cats and dogs to investigate cheating is not included in the scope of the task."

Tom nodded. He flicked his tail, hesitated for a while and whispered, "Are you going to find a woman?"

"doing what?"

"Do things that adults should do, such as dating and so on."

Jerry looked at Tom puzzled and said, "Why do you feel like you're always worrying about this? Ever since I became a human, you've always been talking about it."

Tom didn't answer, Jerry squatted on the ground and rubbed its soft hair and said: "No matter how many times you ask, my answer is the same. My life is still long, those things don't need to be rushed, I want to spend more time with you."

Seeing what the love said, Tom snorted softly, turned his head away, and left the bathroom first.

Jerry sat on the toilet, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong.

He ran over to grab his eldest cousin, locked the door and whispered what happened just now.

"What do you think Tom means?" Jerry asked in a low voice.

The eldest cousin stroked his chin, thought for a while and said, "It's really embarrassing me for you to ask me this."

It thought for a long time, then nodded and said, "I think it's probably because it's worried that you'll end up alone. Think about it carefully, you're not young anymore, and you should think about lifelong events."

Jerry let out a long oh, and the more the big cousin said, the more he felt that what he said made sense.

It folded its hands confidently, and continued: "It is your friend after all, and it is normal to worry about this for you. I have been nagged by friends before, if you feel similar, find one. If you don't want to, I will Advise it not to talk nonsense in the future."

Tom had been miserable enough during this time, and Jerry couldn't bear it.

He persuaded his eldest cousin, while thinking in his mind, maybe he should find a girlfriend.That way Tom can be happy when he sees it.

……

Tom really doesn't understand what's going on in this world. A few days ago, Jerry told him that he had no plans to find a girlfriend in the near future.In just a few days, he had sex with a female netizen.

Jerry also ran over to tell Tom that he was going on a date with a woman.

Looking at the bright smile on Jerry's face, Tom bit his tail and gritted his teeth and said, "That's great, I'm so happy."

Because cats are not allowed in restaurants and movie theaters, and there have been several vicious cat abuse incidents recently, so Jerry locked Tom in the detective agency before leaving, and only took his eldest cousin with him.

Tom lay on the window sill, squinting his eyes as Jerry walked away, scratching the glass vigorously with his paws.

At this moment, it felt something hugging its tail.

It looked back, and little Tai Fei touched his belly and said, "Hungry."

Tom hadn't heard anything from him since seeing him, except that he was hungry.

"The things are in the kitchen, don't bother me." Tom said impatiently, wagging his tail.

Little Taifei pointed to her mouth again and said, "Hungry."

Why is Tom so angry? It's an adult cat, but now it has to serve the mouse.

It was thinking viciously while making milk powder.Sooner or later, it will eat all these mice.

While Tom was thinking wildly at home with a cat, Jerry had already met his netizen.

It was a beautiful woman with beautiful curly silver-gray hair.

Although Jerry is very tender, when he was a mouse, he often teased the female mouse.

He put on an expression that didn't match his appearance, propped his chin up and raised the corners of his mouth and said, "Hello, beautiful lady."

The woman pursed her lips tightly, with a strange expression on her face.

But Jerry didn't care about this little problem, he raised his eyebrows and gave the woman a wink.

The woman couldn't hold back for a moment, and burst out laughing.

She took a sip of the juice and waved her hand and said, "Sorry, I thought you were at least an adult, you are smaller than I thought."

Hearing what she said, Jerry knew he was out of luck.

Not knowing that he would have to deal with Tom like this when he went home, Jerry thought sadly that he might still be at home waiting for him to bring his girlfriend back.

The woman was Winnie Swift, who claimed to be a college student who had just graduated and was still looking for a job.

Jerry's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he handed over his business card.

"Thank you, but I may not be suitable for being a detective." Winnie shrugged and said, "I don't like this kind of industry that is too dangerous, although it sounds cool."

Winnie is a very friendly woman, the only thing that counts as a fault is that she is very dissatisfied with her face.

"My nose is too high and my eyes are too small. I always wanted to have plastic surgery." Before the movie opened, Winnie whispered: "I still have a lot of small freckles on my face."

"But isn't that cute?" Jerry said, "I think you look good."

"But my friend said that the freckles look immature, and the interviewer won't like me." Winnie said distressedly: "I want to find a job quickly so that I can look more beautiful."

After separating from Winnie, Jerry began to have a headache for a while about how to deal with Tom.

The eldest cousin is an older bachelor. Compared with emotional matters, he is better at killing people.

For the question raised by Jerry, the eldest cousin gave the best answer he could think of.

"It doesn't know about your situation. When it asks you, you just pretend to be shy." The elder cousin said while picking his teeth, "You don't need to say anything, it will make up a lot of plots by itself. .”

Jerry felt that what the big cousin said made sense.

Tom felt better after picking up two rolls of toilet paper and feeding little Teffie into a ball.

It squatted at the door waiting for Jerry to come back, ready to accuse him.

But Jerry has been shy since he entered the room, and he doesn't look like a human being inside and out.

Tom leaned over and smelled it. The strange smell of perfume and laundry detergent seemed to be that he had indeed gone out to meet a woman.

"How was your chat?" Tom asked sourly, "I came back as soon as it got dark. Why, doesn't the hotel accept minors?"

"We had a good chat." Jerry shrugged, but instead of developing into lovers, they became siblings.

Jerry blushed deliberately before entering the door. He didn't know what to say, so he pursed his lips and smiled.

Seeing him like this, Tom couldn't say anything he was going to say.

It went back to its cathouse dejectedly, lay down on it and pointed its ass/ass at Jerry.

"Am I pretending not to be?" Jerry asked in a low voice while holding his big cousin in his arms, "Why does he look so unhappy. '

"You pretended well." The eldest cousin said sincerely, "I believe it."

Jerry squatted next to the cat litter, poked the cat's butt/butt and shouted, "Tom, Tom, I bought you a small dried fish."

Tom ignored him, not even flicking his tail.

Jerry found that the cat's mind was not so difficult to understand.

He had thought Tom would be alive and well in a few days, as he had been before, but he had languished ever since.

Jerry was a little worried and told Ethan about it when he called Ethan.

"So you think it's sick?" Ethan said while smearing cream on the embryo, "Did you ask why it's not energetic?"

"It ignored me." Jerry recalled: "Oh, by the way, whenever I talked with Winnie on the phone, he looked very grumpy."

The movement of Ethan's hands paused, he coughed lightly and said hesitantly: "Actually, I was thinking, maybe, probably, is it possible..."

He casually squeezed a heart on the cake and said with a smile, "Have you ever considered that this might be love."

Jerry was silent for a long time, looked back at Tom who was digging the cat litter, and said hesitantly, "Are you sure?"

"What, am I wrong? Don't you like it?"

"It's okay to like it, but it's a cat and I'm a human being."

"You also changed from a mouse to a human. To be honest, Jerry, I think that after becoming a human, you are not as close to it as before." Ethan glanced at the TV. The talk show has passed, and after the commercial, it is time for the news .

The recent United States is really not peaceful, with speeding robbery, house robbery, and a perverted rape case.

Ethan sighed, watching Al who was working on the sofa hesitated to speak.

Jerry on the phone also gradually came to his senses. He pursed his lips and said, "Indeed, if you don't say that I haven't realized that I have neglected Tom. But I can't play those games with him now. I have become People will not be beaten afterwards."

"Maybe you can try video games." Ethan said, "It's still very good at playing games."

While they were chatting, Jerry's doorbell rang suddenly.

Jerry had a long memory, he opened a gap first and saw that it was a policeman, and then opened the door.

"Have you seen this lady recently?" The policeman took out a photo and asked, "Has she ever come to see you?"

"Winnie?" Jerry said blankly, "We haven't seen each other recently, what's wrong with her?"

"She was missing, and the owner of the fast food restaurant where she worked reported the case."

The author has something to say: Straight man of steel, big cousin: I think Tom wants to see you get married and have a baby, after all he is your good friend.

Jerry: Makes sense

Tom: ... I can't beat you, so whatever you say is right.