I'm just a little mouse after all [Comprehensive British and American]

Tom thinks Jerry hasn't had a good day since he became a human.

Although it is fun to eat now, it is like a vinegar jar now.

To be honest, compared to friendship, it really feels that this is actually a quietly budding love.

Fortunately, Jerry never realized this.

Tom was going to let time kill everything, it's a cat after all, and a cat is not a dead-headed dog.

But the plan couldn't keep up with the changes. Just when Tom was about to seal the jar of vinegar secretly, Jerry was so angry that Tom drank the whole jar of vinegar.

The cause of the incident was that the system asked Jerry to find helpers, and the recruitment information Jerry posted online was indeed useful.

On Saturday, a handsome young man visited their detective agency.

"Hi Mr. Smith, maybe I can call you Jerry." The man took Jerry's hand and kissed it as soon as he entered the door.

Jerry didn't respond at all. Human things were extraordinarily novel to him.You must know that this was the first time he encountered a hand kiss after he became an adult.

"Come on, that's not the case with hand kisses." Standing at their feet, Tom stared at the man's hand and said, "He's a dead gay, you get rid of him quickly."

Before it finished speaking, the man suddenly leaned over and hugged it.

He kissed Tom's head, and said in an exaggerated voice: "What a cute kitten, is this yours? What's its name?"

As soon as Jerry heard someone praise Tom, he immediately replied showing off: "It's called Tom, and it's a very special cat. By the way, be careful, it will scratch people."

Tom raised his paw and pushed the man's lips in resistance, and said with disgust: "I call you Dad, a cat that can tear your mouth apart. Be careful, believe it or not, I will scratch you to death."

The man only heard the meowing of the cat in front of him. He closed the door and said, "Is it called Tom? Look how happy we get along."

Jerry shrugged and stepped sideways to let the man in.

"Let him out, Jerry." Tom kept patting the man's face with his big tail, and growled dissatisfiedly: "This is our home, and the other owner of the house does not allow him to come in."

Jerry just wanted to talk to the man about work. Hearing what Tom said, he hesitated for a moment and began to pretend to look through the man's resume.

"Lynn Lawrence, I looked at your information carefully." Jerry coughed lightly, pinched the page and said, "It said that you studied economics and management in college, and I think you may not be suitable to be a detective assistant."

"Look down, Jerry." Lawrence blinked and said, "I worked as a detective assistant in a detective company in Los Angeles for two years, and then I had to quit my job because of the move. I am very good at detection and counter-detection. I will do all the work that needs to be tracked, such as affairs/accounts.”

Jerry nodded slowly. He flipped through the information again and pondered: "Actually, I don't think your age is suitable. You are already 28 years old, and we need fresh blood."

"Does it mean that I am about to enter middle age? It doesn't matter, you must know that middle-aged men are the most attractive." Lawrence propped up his upper body, and leaned against the table in front of Jerry.

"Jerry, are you really an adult?" He looked at Jerry's face and smiled.

Jerry nodded and said, "I'm 24."

Lawrence held Jerry's hand holding the information and said with a smile, "What a coincidence, my brother is also 24."

Jerry shivered. He knew how disgusted those little female cats felt when they were raped by Tom.

Tom jumped onto the table cursing and slapped Lawrence on the nose.

Lawrence screamed in pain, and subconsciously pushed Tom away.Then, as if someone had slapped him hard, Tom screamed and rolled from the table to the ground with a crackling sound.

Jerry stood up with a whoosh, hurried over to pick up Tom, and said tremblingly, "You hit my cat!"

"It bit me first!" Lawrence said blankly, covering his nose, "I just pushed it lightly, as you can see, I didn't use any force at all."

"Are you hurt?" Jerry asked.

Lawrence rubbed his nose and said, "The bite didn't hurt very much, mainly because I was taken aback."

Before Jerry could speak, Tom immediately supported his forehead and said, "It can't be done, my head hurts, and my heart hurts too. It's over, it's over, it can't be cured without [-] to [-]."

It screamed miserably, Lawrence looked at his hand blankly, and scratched his head in doubt.

"Sorry, sir. Tom has been by my side all the time, but now you can see it too." Jerry shrugged helplessly and said, "You are a very good talent. There should be other detective agencies recruiting here, and there must be more than that." This is a better place for you."

Lawrence looked a little overwhelmed. He was silent for a few seconds, spread his hands and said, "Okay, then I won't bother you. It's a pleasure to meet you."

When Lawrence left, Jerry and Tom breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"Actually, he's pretty good, just a little oily." Jerry said to Tom, who was crossing his legs, while tidying up the materials on the table, "By the way, why are you so against him?"

Tom wants to say because he wants to tease you, but opens his mouth and it becomes, "He just walked in the door with his left foot first, and I hate people who put their left foot first."

"You observe carefully." Jerry crossed his arms, tapped Tom's head lightly and said, "Don't make trouble, let's get down to business."

Tom ignored him, jumped on the sofa and fell asleep.

Apparently, men who are habitually seductive like Lawrence are not common, and the few people who came to apply for the job after that were very easy to get along with.But Tom didn't like any of them, this one was too serious, that one was too lively.In its view, no one was right for Jerry.

"Why are you dissatisfied with everyone?" Jerry asked puzzled, "I thought the lady just now was very good. She was a policeman before."

"I don't think they'll really work for you." Tom made a random excuse.

Jerry sighed and whispered, "I probably understand what you mean."

"No! You don't understand, you think too much, it's not what you think!" Tom was inexplicably nervous.

"I really understand." Jerry said seriously, rubbing Tom's paw, "Don't worry, I'll be able to settle this matter soon."

After Jerry said this, he continued to play with the computer.

Only Tom was left tangled on the sofa. During the two days waiting for Jerry's showdown, Tom had been thinking about how he could reject Jerry without hurting their feelings.

It rehearsed several times in front of the mirror and was fully prepared.

As for why not with Jerry, just kidding.Now it's Jerry who has a crush on it, and Tom has no interest in being a mate with a mouse, or even a mouse that turns into a human.

Early on Monday morning, Jerry was fully dressed. He put his backpack on his back, hugged Tom, kissed him hard and said, "You are looking after the house today. I will go out to find the staff and I will be back in the evening."

"You haven't mentioned it to me before." Tom said with his arms akimbo, "To be honest, where are you going?"

Jerry blinked and said mysteriously: "I won't tell you, it's a big surprise anyway. Then I'll go first, and you have to take care of your home."

Tom wanted to say, why don't you take me with you.But it didn't want to take the initiative to open the mouth. Even if it did, Jerry begged it to do so.

Tom folded his arms as Jerry left, grinding his teeth and slamming the door shut.

Tom tossed and turned at home and couldn't fall asleep. At ten o'clock in the evening, Jerry finally came back.

Tom poked his head out to see what he had brought back.

But it waited for a long time, and only Jerry came in.

"Where are the employees?" Tom raised his eyebrows and asked, "Didn't find it?"

Jerry hugged the backpack like offering a treasure and said, "Here, look!"

With a rattling sound from his mouth, he will slowly open the backpack.

Then, several mice jumped out of it.

Tom took a closer look and found that they were all familiar rats.

A bearded lunatic playing a guitar, a mouse in diapers, a little magic stick in a tall hat, and a violent madman in yellow and black stripes.

Tom's heart went cold, and Jerry was probably planning to dismember him directly.

Holding the mice in his hands, Jerry approached Tom and introduced, "This is my uncle Pex, and this is my cousin, cousin and nephew Taffy."

"I don't think we were all strangers before." The eldest cousin folded his arms and looked down at Tom in front of him.It stretched out a foot, Tom closed his eyes, struggled for a while between life and face, and finally rejected it resolutely.

Just kidding, Jerry was watching right in front of him, he couldn't lean over to kiss his big cousin's toes like before.

It is estimated that Jerry greeted them before coming, and the big cousin didn't make it too difficult.

The little nephew Tai Fei had already rushed towards the fruit on the table, and the little magic stick squinted at Tom, then walked slowly to the sofa.

The only thing that worried Tom was Pecks, who was playing the guitar.

It covered its beard and carefully retreated behind Jerry.

"It's okay, I've explained to them." Jerry said reassuringly.

Before he finished speaking, Pecks raised his hand and plucked one of Tom's beards.

Jerry looked at poor Tom, shrugged and said, "Maybe we should have another interview."

Finally, under Tom's strong request, Jerry only left his big cousin and little Taffey.

In fact, Tom's suggestion did not have much effect, mainly because the little cousin is going to continue the magic tour, and the uncle Pex is going to participate in the talent show.

At the mouse meeting that night, Tom huddled on the door mat and propped his chin in a daze.It always felt that it was not far from death, and even when it was dreaming, it was pushed to the ground and beaten by the big cousin.

When he got up the next day, Tom walked into the detective agency cautiously.

Big Cousin sat at the table reading the newspaper, and Little Teffie ate an apple from the fruit bowl.

Seeing Tom coming in, Jerry said excitedly: "The system has agreed, and now I also have three teammates."

"Yes." Tom said in a low voice: "Can you tell me about the system's evaluation of them, I'm a little curious."

"Let's see..." Jerry paused and said, "Cousin is a good mouse to beat, and Taffy is a good mouse to eat, that's all."

Tom rubbed his chin, rolled his eyes, and didn't know what he was thinking.

Even if it is not difficult for Jerry to feed two mice without opening a business, he still wants to experience the feeling of being a detective.

Just when he was about to go out to promote the detective agency, the detective agency came to its first guest.

A small Asian man walked in, sat opposite Jerry, and said with some restraint, "Hi, my name is Han Lee."

The author has something to say: Jerry's team members are as follows:

Tom (a cat who can do everything but give birth)

Big Cousin (violent mouse that can tear down walls)

小泰菲（除了吃，什么都不会的老鼠）感谢在2020-06-0322:18:50~2020-06-0422:38:12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Cuocuo entered the city with 5 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!