I'm just a little mouse after all [Comprehensive British and American]

On Sunday morning, Jerry got up from the bed in a daze. He yawned and walked out. When he opened his eyes, he saw Ethan smiling in the mirror in a neat suit.

"Are you going to apply for a job?" Jerry climbed onto Ethan's shoulder, tilted his head and looked in the mirror and said, "You smile so stiffly, the interviewer will see that you are nervous."

"No, it's not about applying for a job, it's about dating Al." Ethan took a deep breath and said nervously, "Before she joked that she couldn't match, what do you think of this outfit?"

Tom leaned on the bedside table, propped his chin and said lazily: "It's not good, I think it must be yellow this time."

"Tom!" Jerry glared at Tom, and said encouragingly to Ethan, "You can try to change into a more casual spring outfit, and a thin windbreaker is also fine. I learned some dressing skills when I was in England."

As he said that, Jerry tugged on Ethan's earlobe, let him carry him to the front of the closet, and began to help him pick out clothes.

Tom has been a little irritable recently, probably because the urge to fall in love is too strong when spring comes.

It flicks its tail, watching Ethan and Jerry have a good time talking, and all he can think about is the sexy cat on the beach.

The gentle wind came in from the window and brushed Tom's fur. He crawled on the pillow and stepped on the milk for a while, curled up and fell asleep comfortably.

Ethan finally chose his clothes. He touched Jerry's head and whispered, "If you're lucky, you'll be sleeping in the living room tonight."

Jerry raised an eyebrow at him, rubbed his hands together and smiled wickedly.

Ethan suppressed a smile, took out a stick of chewing gum and handed it to Jerry.

Sherlock and Watson moved out two days ago and are now living in a double apartment on the back street.

Instigated by Tom and Jerry, Ethan tentatively asked Watson, "Since you are a couple, why do you still find it inconvenient to live together? Don't worry, I don't discriminate against homosexuals."

Watson showed a vicissitudes of life smile, he put down his coffee cup and said, "We don't have that kind of relationship. I thought we would not encounter such problems again after leaving England."

Ethan said hesitantly: "So you are not a couple? Really?".

At that time, Tom was lying on Watson's lap. While biting Watson's finger, he snorted coldly and said vaguely: "I don't believe it."

Jerry and Al didn't believe it either. The crowd thought they were a couple, except themselves.

Jerry leaned against Tom, who was still dozing off, and recalled the situation at that time.

It rubbed Tom's paw and said: "The British friendship is really unpredictable. Tom, fortunately, you are a cat and I am a mouse. No one will think that we are a couple."

Tom held Jerry down with his paw, and said lazily with his eyes closed: "The last time Al came here to eat and drink, I saw her sitting on the sofa, our fan."

"What is fanfiction?" Jerry raised Tom's eyelids and asked curiously, "Could it be an article recording our heroic deeds?"

"It's an article that records the moment of our friendship." Tom yawned and said casually: "It's an article about me and you getting married and having babies."

Jerry blinked and reacted for two seconds before jumping up in shock. He covered his face and said in horror, "Oh my God! This...is so amazing? How do males give birth to cubs? You give birth to me, Kitten or mouse?"

Tom looked at Jerry like a fool, clicked his tongue and said, "Is this the point? Shouldn't you be concerned about who of us wears the wedding dress?"

Jerry nodded and said blankly, "Who is wearing the wedding dress then?"

Tom poked Jerry's belly with his sharp claws, and said triumphantly, "Of course you wore it, my little mouse."

Jerry put his stomach away, imagining in his mind the picture of himself and Tom getting married, kissing and having children, and shivered in disgust.

"How could Al like to watch that kind of thing?" Jerry muttered with his hands behind his back.

"She's a female, who knows what females think." Tom turned over, stuck his head under the pillow and continued to sleep.

The more Jerry thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. It climbed up the table, opened Ethan's notebook, bounced on the keyboard, and finally clicked on one of the articles marked with Tom and Jerry fans.

It looked at it for a while, then took out the real Tom to compare with itself, and finally it let out a long sigh of relief.

It was about other cats and mice that also happened to be called Tom and Jerry.

This sadomasochistic story is very long, and Jerry read it all morning, only to see the poor "Jerry Mouse" in the article discovering that "Tom Cat" has another female cat outside.In the end, holding their cat-like mouse cubs in tears, they got on the plane to France.

Jerry wiped away his tears, a little sad.It also wants to be like the 'Jerry' in the article, able to have money to buy a plane ticket to France.Then it can steal a lot of perfume back, and send a bottle to each of Ethan and the others.

Just when Jerry was imagining how Ethan would praise it after receiving the gift, there was a sudden sound of the door opening outside.

Jerry thought it was Ethan who came back, so he quickly closed the notebook, jumped off the table and ran out to meet Ethan.

"It's only noon, why did you come back so early, I thought it would be..." Jerry froze in place when he saw the people in the living room.

It was a strange man wearing a mask. He took out a black kitten from his backpack. The cat seemed to be only two or three months old.

The man pressed the cat on the living room floor and slashed open the kitten's stomach.

He moved so fast that Jerry had no time to stop him.

The man skillfully dismembered the kitten, placed it on the floor, picked up his backpack and turned around to leave.

Jerry took a deep breath, picked up the toothpick that fell to the floor, rushed over and plunged into the man's exposed ankle.

The toothpick was stuck in the meat, and the man jumped up in pain. He kicked Jerry away, pulled out the toothpick from the meat, and ran out of the house quickly.

The commotion in the living room woke Tom up, and he ran out and asked vigilantly, "What's going on."

Jerry got up angrily, gritted his teeth and said, "Just now a man wearing a mask ran in and killed a cat in Ethan's living room."

Tom deftly walked around the blood on the ground. He stood beside the kitten's body, frowning and silent.

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Ethan took the plate and walked back to his seat.

He showed a stiff smile to Al, holding the hamburger in his hand, thinking frantically about what to say later.

Al seemed to be a little preoccupied. She looked at the phone on the table from time to time, as if waiting for a reply.

Ethan memorized the recipe, and finally brought up a topic that was too serious.

"How is the investigation of the recent case going?" Ethan knew that he should say something romantic, but he couldn't think when he saw Al's brain, so he could only say dryly: "The next message on that note , have you guessed it?"

Al raised her eyes and looked straight at him. She nodded slightly and pondered, "It's been found out, it's the University of Richmond. We just don't know what will happen, and there are already police patrolling there."

She paused, and continued: "By the way, Ethan, I've never heard you talk about your family. What kind of people are they?"

A look of unnaturalness flashed across Ethan's face. He scratched his forehead, avoided Al's gaze, coughed lightly and said, "I don't have a good relationship with him. I never went back after graduating from high school at the age of 17." .Haven't seen them in almost ten years."

Al was stirring the ice cubes in the glass, and she asked tentatively, "They don't get along well?"

Ethan pursed his lips tightly, Al had never seen such obvious disgust on his face.

"You hate them?" Al asked.

Ethan didn't answer right away. He looked at his plate and said softly after a long silence: "I can't feel family affection on them. Many times I wonder if they belong to me or not."

Cheerful songs were played in the fast food restaurant, and customers passed by their tables from time to time.It's very lively here, but Al feels that Ethan seems out of place with this lively environment at this time.

She took Ethan's hand and asked softly, "Can you tell me what happened?"

Ethan took a deep breath, considered his words, and said softly: "From the time I can remember, they have made me study hard. Language is only part of it, but I am not a material for learning. I only like sketching. They are very disappointed in this. , used some radical methods to force me to learn something."

"They hit you?" Al asked, squeezing Ethan's hand.

"No, they just threw me into the woods or into the river and let me find my own way home." Ethan recalled: "Except for my parents, I grew up with no other relatives. I can go to school, But they don't allow me to go to any parties, I don't have many friends. My mother will make me lunch and she won't let me eat anything from school. So I'm eating bloodshot ones every day until I leave them Meat."

"You know, I only like well-cooked things." He sighed, and said helplessly: "I don't know why they are so...weird, I sometimes think it might be something wrong with their parenting style. I I shouldn’t speak ill of my parents, but I really can’t communicate with them. There is no mobile phone, no computer, no TV, and any social tools. The only way I get external information every day is the newspaper they show me, and the school’s television."

"They still wanted me to drop out of school and study with them. I had to hold a knife to my neck to make them change their mind." Ethan propped his forehead as if venting pressure and said: "I didn't go well in high school, My only friend at the time told others about my family, and everyone was saying that my parents believed in demons. I didn’t fit in at first, and I was completely isolated from then on.”

"Believe in demons?" Al asked seriously, "Do you know which demon they believe in?"

"They may believe in demons. Everyone says that, but I don't know." Ethan recalled: "I don't have any related decorations in my house. I asked them, and the answer was that they didn't have any beliefs."

He sighed and said: "I left that place and came here and completely cut off contact with them. After all, this is not an honorable thing, and I have never told others that you are the first to know that I am not a local. Okay Well, maybe my boss when I was an operator."

Before Ethan finished speaking, his cell phone vibrated.

He picked up the phone, and Jerry's voice came from inside.

"I think you should go home. Someone broke in and killed a kitten." Jerry whispered, "You know, for cats, seeing a kitten dismembered is like a human being. Seeing a child being dismembered by a murderer. I'm just a mouse. Tom is going crazy now. He wants revenge on that man, but it's a strong grown man. If you ask me, Tom is a cat after all. How can he beat him? Pass."

The author has something to say: Little Theater——About the fanfiction that Jerry saw

Some excerpts:

[Tom hooks Jerry's chin, and his eyes are full of sarcasm and cold. In addition, it's an emotion that Jerry can't understand.

He sneered, his voice as elegant and deep as a cello: "It's ridiculous, do you really think I like you, mouse."

Jerry closed his eyes in pain, and shed tears in despair, "But, our child."

Tom said grimly: "Knock it out."]

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Al shuts down the web page and puts on eye drops.

Tom closes the web page and throws up a furball.

Jerry: Wow, this mouse with my name is so stupid.

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