When Dazai became a god judge

hello, you know what?The seven mysteries about Honmaru No. 666, passed down by word of mouth among god judges.

Specifically——

One of the incredible events:

On the first day of his tenure, the newly inaugurated god judge committed a strange act of hanging himself in the administrative building of the time government.

Unbelievable event two:

The lone God Inspector was forcibly transported to the haunted den on the battlefield of the Taisho Era Oni Taiji. After the Oni Taiji was over, that Honmaru scored an unbelievably high score.

......

The Seventh Unbelievable Event:

Legend has it that in the third toilet of the dormitory on the third floor of No. 666 Honmaru, the ghost of the evil spirit who came to revenge in the Taisho era lived...

According to legend, the evil spirit has a pair of very beautiful eyes that are brighter than the setting sun and morning glow, which are specially used to confuse people's hearts. In the end, the evil spirit will eat the bewitched human beings.

The god judge and Fu Sangshen, who were out of gossip and watched the excitement, would sigh a few words for the unlucky god judge after hearing these urban rumors.

"The god-inspector of Honmaru No. 666 is really pitiful!"

"It's a pity, although Honmaru's numbers are so auspicious, but he didn't get a good fortune."

At this time, Osamu Dazai was staring at the legendary evil spirit boy in the toilet, who was discussing a lively subject.

Let's go back to 10 minutes ago -

That toilet is nothing more than a gap in the main pill located on the space-time coordinates, which will pull in things from other worlds before it is repaired.

Ghosts and ghosts without entities are the easiest to be involved in the turbulence of time and space.

"Qingjiang said——" Dazai Osamu said depressedly: "He saw a beautiful female ghost in this toilet last night—Miss Hanako."

"It is indeed good to have such a young lady." Torisu Reita, who was specially called, seemed to suddenly remember something, "Didn't I tell you last time? The name of the spirit behind the smiling face Qingjiang is Huazi. "

Osamu Dazai: "......You can leave now."

"Mr. Dazai, in your eyes, I am a toilet paper that can be discarded at will after use?" Reita Torisuke hugged Osamu Dazai's thigh, "Although there is no Miss Hanako, but I think that big sister in kimono who likes to drink is the most It’s great. There’s also the little girl in military uniform, not only is she cute but also very open-minded, and just now she enthusiastically asked me if I wanted to mess with her.”

The young judge kindly reminded: "Are you talking about Luan and Jiro? They are all genuine boys. Also, leaving aside Jiro, the lecherous who covets Luanjiang will be punished by Super Disciple." It's one of the control's one strikes to hunt down and kill!"

Reita Torisuke's face changed drastically: "Huh? I'm not interested in men. Can I go back? I skipped class, and I'll be punished if I go back."

"Wait! You left like this? Although there is no Miss Hanako, there is Mrs. Hanako who can fulfill the wishes of the living!" The ghost boy in the toilet who had been ignored for a long time finally couldn't help it.

Osamu Dazai glanced at the boy, and pointed to the dark space-time crack in the corner, "Go back where you came from before the space-time crack closes."

"Boom—" The toilet door was mercilessly closed, leaving behind a stunned Hanako-kun.

"Wait a minute..." Osamu Dazai opened the door again.

Hanako-kun showed such an expression, even the two will-o'-the-wisps floating beside him jumped up happily, and he said in a cheerful tone: "You really still have a wish and you need to ask me!"

"No, I mean—" Osamu Dazai leaned against the wall, "I decided to watch you go back with my own eyes."

I lost......

Ningning is still cuter and easy to bully.

Osamu Dazai, who watched Hanako-kun leave by himself, stretched his waist in relaxation, and was about to go back to take a nap.

"I have one last sentence," Hanako-kun suddenly popped up from the gap in time and space, "I felt a strong wish when I was pulled here, but because I came earlier, I took up the space here. location, he should be here shortly after I leave."

Osamu Dazai thumped his forehead and decided to plug the hole earlier: "Who is it?"

"I don't know, but the only ones who can come here through the turbulence of time and space, apart from spirit bodies, are only creatures with very strong flesh and bodies. The defense power like a copper wall is like an iron wall, or... the self-healing ability is so strong that it is abnormal. "

The short-lived ghost boy left after speaking.

*

Now, I say--

What the hell is getting you all excited like this?

Osamu Dazai looked at the fusangshen's eyes that were hotter than incandescent lamps, and he couldn't complain.

There were about a dozen Fusangshen stuffed into the small toilet.

With this posture, ghosts will be scared away when they come...

"My lord, don't be afraid, we will protect you!"

The little tengu jumped through the crowd and ran in front of the god judge, staring at the gap.

"Okay." Osamu Dazai reached out and rubbed Imaiken's soft hair, and complained to the culprit who proposed "Ghost Hunting Adventure": "I thought the short swords were still children anyway, and they would be afraid of things like ghosts and ghosts."

"I should have been afraid," Tsurumaru Kuninaga narrowed his dazzling golden eyes, "but because of you, Lord Lord, our nerves have been strengthened."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga recalled the scene where the judge hanged himself in front of him when he entered and exited this Honmaru, and shuddered involuntarily.

"It seems to be here!" Hakata Fujishiro, who has the highest detection value, said suddenly.

Everyone lowered their breath and waited expectantly for the visitor from another world.

In the small room, there were only a few faint breathing sounds.

However, countless pieces of broken limbs and flesh were spit out from the space-time rift that everyone was looking forward to, and the strong smell of blood filled the crowded hut, making people sick.

The broken human body can no longer see its original appearance. Poor human beings may not be able to withstand the devastation and destruction of the turbulent flow of time and space.

Fu Sangshen quickly blocked the examiner's sight, but he was still a step behind.

Osamu Dazai caught a glimpse of the only intact golden folding fan with finely carved patterns, and a bad premonition arose in his heart.

"what--"

A scream broke the oppressive atmosphere.

It stands to reason that Fu Sangshen, who has been on the battlefield all year round, shouldn't be so afraid.

Rantoshiro covered his mouth and pointed at the squirming corpse, "They, they are moving... growing."

The originally damaged body has begun to take human form, the head part has been completely restored, the white oak hair is dyed bright red, and the bright and magnificent eyes are shining.

"You guys are... Tong Mo?"

That voice was too familiar, it was the voice he had desperately pursued for the past three years.How could it be possible to forget?

Tong Mo raised his head to look for the owner of the voice, and was taken aback when he saw Osamu Dazai, with indescribable emotions welling up in his chest.In the end, his eyes became hot: "Dazai-kun, I finally found you."

Osamu Dazai didn't wait for him to say another word, stepped forward, ignored the blood and dirt, picked up Tong Mo's head, stuffed it back into the space-time rift, and then directed Fu Sangshen to throw the rest of the body into it as well.

After doing all of this well, he explained to Fu Sangshen who was obviously curious and hesitant to speak: "That is a pervert, we don't care about him."

Yamabukiri Nagayoshi nodded in agreement.

Although...but...should he tell the master that Ghost Taizhi is about to be reproduced.