When Dazai became a god judge

Facing the sincere and hopeful eyes of the judge, Jiang Xue made sure that the other party was not joking, but was really inviting him to commit suicide together.

How should I tell Lord God Judge that he just hates war and longs for a peaceful and beautiful pastoral life instead of being so weary of the world that he is looking for death and life?

Also, why did this Lord God Judge, whose smile was as bright and bright as the rising sun, have the dangerous thought of committing suicide?

This doesn't fit the personality at all!

Jiang Xue thought about the words for a long time, and advised in a slow and peaceful tone: "Master, in fact... this world is still very beautiful, even if the war has never stopped, human beings have never given up hope, and we are born for this. , Fighting for this! So no matter what troubles or difficulties you encounter, don't give up lightly, we are also happy to help you solve your problems."

Onlookers Yaoken Toshiro & California Kiyomitsu: Longevity!Jiang Xue, who has always been sympathetic to the world, actually told others that the world is beautiful. Is this still the sad Jiang Xue's little public opinion?

Dazai's smile gradually disappeared.

He let go of Jiang Xuezuo's text suddenly, and stumbled back to his seat.

"Liars, you are all liars!"

The young judge pointed at Jiang Xue's left words, his fingers kept trembling in the air, and he was about to cry, like a little girl who was deceived by a scumbag, looking weak, pitiful and helpless.

Jiang Xue's left words stuck in her throat: "I..." The simple Taidao really felt guilty at this moment.

When Kasen Kanesada and Xiaodou Changguang came in, they saw such a scene——

Osamu Dazai curled up in the corner, his whole body was covered by shadows, and the words "I'm very upset, I'm sad, don't mess with me" were written all over his body.

And that Jiang Xuezuo, who was supposed to be in step with the god judge, was equally unhappy, knelt down beside Dazai Zhi, trying to comfort him with scant words.

The two fusangshen must have heard the dialogue that they have heard, such as the world is full of light and hope, you can't commit suicide; the idea that life is so good and you are so depraved is not right... and so on.

As for Yaken Toshiro and California Kiyomitsu, looking at the jaws that are about to dislocate, they can't ask why.

I'll be away for a while, what's wrong with the world?

Song Xian Kanesada was full of suspicion, tried hard to restrain his curiosity, and put the plates of exquisite and delicate dim sum on the small table, holding his breath. He really wanted to know how the lord did it.

Adzuki Dou Changguang's results after a busy afternoon instantly attracted everyone's attention, and even Osamu Dazai, who was huddled in the corner, stopped complaining about himself.

There are so many kinds of exquisite and cute wagashi, the yellow creme brulee, the water Xingen cake covered with soybean flour and maple syrup...

"It's great!" Osamu Dazai couldn't help admiring: "If you can eat such delicious snacks every day, it will be worth going to hell." Suddenly I want to die in love with Xiaodou Nagamitsu, hum.

The Taidao youth who was named and praised twitched the corners of his mouth and said with a deflated smile, "As long as you like it." I would probably be happier without the latter sentence, he thought silently in his heart.

"My lord, can the meeting start now?" After everyone sat back to their seats, Kasen Kanesada saw that the tea party was about to begin, and tried to bring the topic back on track.

Osamu Dazai, whose mouth was full of dorayaki, muttered vaguely: "Kasen, you are a disappointment!" But he didn't refuse.

"First of all, this is the most serious problem that Honmaru faces—" Kasen Kanesada glanced at Osamu Dazai, who was enthusiastically picking wagashi, "Our god judge is a suicide lover, you should have all seen it. According to my dissatisfaction According to complete statistics, from the first time I met the lord at [-]:[-] this morning to now, he has committed suicide four times. This does not include the number of times when he had suicidal intentions but did not take actual actions."

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand cooperatively and made a "yeah" gesture, "My motto is "suicide that is refreshing, clear and full of vigor." "

Even though they had been prepared for a long time, the expressions of the other Fusangshen still changed involuntarily.

Jiang Xue Zuowen sighed: "This world is full of sorrow... Wu..." He suddenly caught a glimpse of the god-judgment's shining eyes, forced the hopeless back into his stomach, and stammered: "Wu... ...No matter what, you still have to live well."

Osamu Dazai was disappointed again. He swore that when Honosuke came back, he would definitely write a report letter to report that the Shizhi government cheated employees. This is not as simple as discrepancies with the information. Kunihiro, right? !

What a positive Jiang Xuezuo writing!California Qingguang recalled his original Honmaru's Zhenjiang Xuezuo writing, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Feeling that all eyes were on him, California Qingguang covered his mouth in embarrassment, coughed twice, "Ge Xian, you continue."

"Now I am the servant, but in just one day, I have thought several times that I have more than I can do." Gexian Jianding spread his hands, "I think there should be at least two Fusangshen accompanying the lord. Good." This is more tiring than going on an expedition seamlessly throughout the year in Sheshu Honmaru.

"I want to help! I am also the first five knives, and I am one of the most suitable people to be a servant." California Qingguang was the first to raise his hand excitedly.

"And me." Yaken Toshiro made up his mind, this time he would not repeat the same mistakes, he could no longer watch his master die, and he couldn't lose his master again.

Xiaodou Changguang and Jiang Xuezuo's text also expressed their stance afterwards, expressing their hope to become close attendants to take care of and enlighten the god judge.

Seeing that the meeting that should have been serious almost turned into a tea party and now it is going to the favor-seeking meeting, Kasen Kanesada decided to hand over the choice to Osamu Dazai. He leaned over and said, "My lord, what do you think?"

"It doesn't matter whoever is my servant!" Osamu Dazai glanced at the Fusangshin sitting next to him, and said slowly, "It's just that I don't like being followed by many people, it makes me feel like I'm being watched. .If life is not free and happy, I will resign and change jobs!"

The noisy sound stopped abruptly.

This is a threat, right?This is a threat, but they have nothing to do.

"Okay! I'm scaring you." Osamu Dazai comforted the frightened Fusangshen, "Honmaru is in short supply of manpower. We need manpower for battles, expeditions, and internal affairs. How can we waste a lot of manpower on me? The government of the time will deduct my salary. If you think it’s tiring to be a servant, you can cancel this system! It’s not like I can’t live alone.”

No, you really can't live alone.

This puts the cart before the horse and deviates from the original purpose!

Yaoken Fujishiro suggested: "It's better to rotate the servants, so that you won't be bothered, and it will satisfy each of us's desire to be servants without being too tired."

Osamu Dazai nodded: "Yakuken is still smart."

After discussing the most important thing, the next step is the combat meeting. After all, to support a Honmaru and a God-inspector who wasted bandages, it is not enough to just eat relief food.

It is an urgent task to go out as soon as possible and bring back new knives and resources for the god judges.

Song Xianjian rationalized his thinking, "I heard that the government of time has set up a real battlefield in Hakodate, where the battle lines are not long and are all scattered time-traveling troops, and there will be no inspection violations, first-class swords You can go to the trial, why don't we go to Hakodate in batches to improve our training from tomorrow!"

The most experienced person in Honmaru, California Kiyomitsu, said: "I can't find any resources in Hakodate, and the experience value is pitifully small, and Wang Dian only drops short knives." He coughed dryly and said to Yaoken Fujishiro: "Sorry, I don't have any I despise the meaning of your short knives."

Yaken Toshiro waved his hand, indicating that he didn't mind, and asked California Kiyomitsu to continue.

"We have Taidao with good values ​​in both strikes. Equipped with full swords, Aizu, Unomiya, and Toba should be able to handle them easily. Just be careful not to stay in one place for too long, just in case It would be dangerous to attract the Prosecutor..." At this point, California Qingguang's pupils constricted, showing a painful expression.

Taro Tachi and Jiro Tachi, the two big sword brothers, were broken and broken under the golden gun used by the police in order to protect them. The desperate eyes of the bones before leaving, and the stability of the disappearance... Every time I recall these things, I am overwhelmed. Qing Guang was out of breath.

After he was rescued and woke up, he didn't mention the matter of looking for Yamato Shou'an again. It wasn't because he cared about Yamato Shou'an's situation, but because he cared too much, so he was cautious in everything and walked on thin ice, for fear of accidentally offending the judge , ruined the only chance.

Dazai Osamu came to California Kiyomitsu at some point, and pressed his not generous palm on the boy's head, but it was extraordinarily warm and reassuring.

"Thank you, master." California Qingguang lowered his head and said softly.

Osamu Dazai paused for a while, withdrew his hand, and announced the final decision, "Okay, that's the decision. Tomorrow it's Yaken's turn to serve, then Xiaodou Changguang and California Qingguang will go out, Gexian will go on an expedition, and Jiang Xue will be in charge of the internal affairs."

"Yes." Fu Sangshen said in unison.

Before the meeting adjourned, the judge added another sentence, "When this pill is on the right track, I can close my eyes and sleep peacefully."

"Main hall, this world is still very beautiful, please don't give up lightly. Let me recite a piece of Buddhist scriptures for you!" Jiang Xuezuo closed his eyes, held the prayer beads in both hands and began to chant.

"Jiang Xue, wake up!" Kasen Kanesada shook Jiang Xue's left shoulder, "My lord has already left."

Xiaodou Changguang echoed from the side: "Jiang Xue, I don't think you seem normal, are you sick?"

For the time being, they cannot accept the optimist Jiang Xuezuo's words.

Taidao with light blue long hair sighed, "This world is so sad."

recovered?That's good.

A few fusangshen looked at Jiang Xue's left writing, silently nodded, this is the Jiang Xue we are familiar with!