When Dazai became a god judge

Liudaokuo tried his best to endure the aching nerves. Compared with using the trident to give his unscrupulous disciples admonishment without pain or itching, he was more looking forward to seeing the women's clothing of Dazai Osamu and Sawada Tsunayoshi, so he temporarily let Fran go to prepare for the fall. .

Osamu Dazai picked up Black Yao's uniform, put one hand through the cuff, and stretched out the other hand in the expectant eyes of everyone, but the movement stopped suddenly.

"I'm going to take a shower." He said lightly.

This is a reasonable request. The young man's body is stained with mud and dried blood, like a near-perfect painting with a few drops of mud splashed on it, which makes people feel a little uncomfortable.

"But you still have injuries... You may get infected by flushing directly." Tsunayoshi Sawada said worriedly.

Osamu Dazai smiled coldly: "It's okay, my immune system has always been surprisingly strong."

"Don't worry~" Bai Lan took out a small bottle from his pocket and threw it to Osamu Dazai, "This is a special medicine for treating trauma developed by the Mirufiore family through the medical knowledge I obtained from the parallel world. Dazai-kun can use it with confidence."

Fran complained indifferently: "Since there is such a special drug, why didn't you take it out earlier? Hey, does Bailan have a special habit of watching others being abused? It is really a more serious quirk than Master Liu Daoku... ..."

"Because you are moving too fast, I didn't have time to take it out." Bai Lan squinted her eyes and said softly to Liu Dao Mu: "Mr. Mu, please take care of your apprentice, otherwise he may suddenly disappear from the world one day. "

Liu Daoku smiled the most sincerely at Bai Lan's blatant threat: "Oh, then please, Mr. Bai Lan. I don't want to see my stupid and poisonous apprentice for a long time."

Osamu Dazai did not refuse the special medicine that can quickly heal trauma, because he hates pain the most, and since he has a way to relieve it, of course he will not let himself be wronged.

The warm running water washes over the blood-oozing scars, dyeing them a faint pink, and flows along the boy's clean and clean ankles into the drain. The person in the dripping mirror has an indifferent expression.

He didn't fully trust the words of Bai Lan and the others, but Pengo Li, especially Sawada Tsunayoshi really cared for him from the bottom of his heart... unless their disguises were so fake that they could deceive him...

It's even more fun if it's really a liar.

No matter what, Osamu Dazai decided to play with them.

Osamu Dazai fastened the last button of his uniform jacket and pushed open the door.

Everyone: "..."

Although preparations were made in advance, Dazai Osamu was still shocked by the cuteness of the dress and was speechless.

They are angels who have fallen into the mortal world, demons who tempt people to commit crimes, and cupids who shoot the arrow of love indiscriminately.

Dazai Osamu's cheeks were steamed with a slightly reddish apple color, and sparse water droplets dripped down his wet hair on his white and tender neck. The elegant aroma of sea salt shower gel lingers in the nasal cavity, making the youth more mysterious and elegant.

Perhaps it was the reason why he had just taken a shower and relaxed his body. There was still a trace of fatigue between his brows and eyes, which just diluted a bit of his original indifference and alienation. Under the warm sunshine, he looked charming and lingering.

I feel pity for the boy's young body wrapped in a close-fitting uniform. The delicate collarbone is faintly visible. The undeveloped flat chest at this age and the slightly exposed white and tender belly button set off the waist and waist. The short skirt of the uniform just covers it. In the mysterious area, a pair of black Martin boots were worn on the straight and slender legs...

That is an appearance that cannot be simply described as "beautiful". It is gorgeous but not vulgar, charming but not coquettish. I can't help but want to get close but feel that getting close is a kind of blasphemy...

"Ahem..." Liudaokuo covered his mouth and coughed twice to forcefully recall everyone's sanity, and he said in an almost pampering tone, "I feel like this uniform is tailor-made for you... Well, it's almost It’s so cute, I’m a bit reluctant to put you in danger. Why don’t you go alone, Pengelie?”

Sawada Tsunakichi was stunned for a moment, and replied: "Okay... well, I also think Mr. Dazai who looks like this should be taken good care of..."

Liudao Mu nodded in satisfaction: "Then let Fran assist Pengo Lie, I have other things to do."

"Master... Are you going to take this opportunity to sneak away and play dress-up games with the lovely Miss Dazai? I actually found out that you have another perverted hobby after pineapple head and eating chocolate." Thinking of what you're going to do, but employing child labor is completely impossible.

The [[-]] in Liu Daoku's eyes has become so angry that it has become the [[-]] of Shura Dao and ignited the flames of purple battle qi: "Qian Zhong, let me go! I don't care, I want to kill relatives righteously today."

Kakimoto Chiku hugged Rokudo Mukuro with difficulty, and persuaded: "Master Mukuro, please calm down. Fran is still useful."

Sawada Tsunayoshi covered his face speechlessly. It turns out that whether to kill or not depends entirely on the value of use...

Bi Shui Liu: "I can give up if I want, and I can't bear to let such a lovely Mr. Dazai take risks."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

In any case, these guys seem to have completely forgotten their original intentions.

"Okay! I announce the official launch of the "Girl Rescue Project"." Liudao Mukuro knocked on the trident and announced slowly.

Fran said with emotion: "Why do you call it the Girls' Rescue Project instead of the Cupid Corpse Dismemberment Project? I didn't expect that Master, you still have a young and restless heart like a prince who wants to become the much-anticipated prince!"

Since it was Osamu Dazai's name, he thought Girls' Rescue Project sounded great.

Six Paths: "..."

He remembered that he didn't seem to owe Fran this little beast anything in his previous lives. Sure enough, after this time, he should send Fran back to Balian and let the grumpy XANXUS smash the little beast into pieces.

"My "Illusion Art" can affect people's cognitive system. Before the illusion is released, even those affected by the illusion will subconsciously think that they are girls." Liudao Mu nodded to Fran, "Let's start!"

Fran, who was assigned to Tsunayoshi Sawada, exaggerated a series of weird moves, muttering words, and the time for a cup of tea passed. Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was waiting nervously at first, yawned sleepily. No change.

Hayato Gokudera felt a little worried and walked over to kneel down on one knee, holding Sawada Tsunayoshi's right hand, "Judaime, do you feel anything abnormal now?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi withdrew his hand awkwardly, "I, I'm fine! Prisoner-kun."

"That's good." Hell Temple Hayato breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Fran: "Hey, are you still not well? It's been a long time...won't it be a failure?"

Fran stopped and said solemnly: "The illusion has been completed a long time ago, I was just doing warm-up exercises just now."

Hayato's veins bulged: "Why didn't you say it earlier! Let all of us watch you do warm-up exercises for so long?!"

"Because you didn't ask me at all, why should I tell you?"

Gokuji Hayato: "Yamamoto, let me go, I'm going to blow up this stinky brat!!!"

Takeshi Yamamoto used a baseball bat to block the impulsive Hayato Gyodera: "Gyodera, calm down, if the illusion has already been completed, then Tsuna must have changed..."

Speaking of Tsuna, Hayato, the loyal dog, calmed down, and once again looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada, and confirmed again: "Judaime, are you really alright?"

"It's really no problem, Prison-kun." Tsunayoshi Sawada stood up, and then yelled, "Why am I wearing a boy's school uniform?"

Everyone in Pengo Li: It seems that the illusion has already taken effect... Ah Gang already thinks that she is a girl.Hey, Ganga/Vongola/Judaime are girls in the first place!

Bai Lan said with a smile: "Since this is the case, Mr. Dazai... Oh no, it should be called differently now. Ms. Dazai must also have a gender cognitive disorder, right?"

"Shh-"

All eyes were on Dazai Osamu.

Osamu Dazai crossed his legs and replied calmly: "No, I have never had the illusion that I am a girl."

Did Liu Dao Mu's illusion fail?

Everyone froze in place in disbelief.

Liudaokuo, who had been silent for a long time, raised his forehead and spoke with difficulty: "I didn't expect that for the first time in my life, I lost to Dazai-kun's disqualification in the world..."

"No, master, your first defeat was against the leader of Pengel during the Black Obsidian War. Even I have heard of it. Have you forgotten it so quickly?" Fran reminded abruptly.

Liudaokuo threw out the trident and nailed Fran to the wall. Is it because I, Liudaokuku, can't hold the knife or you, Fran, are drifting away? How dare you provoke me again and again...

After being reminded by Liudaoku, everyone remembered Dazai Osamu's special constitution that is immune to all abilities as if awakening from a dream.

Sawada Tsunayoshi had a terrible headache, "Then, what should we do now?"

"It's finally quiet..." Liudaomu sighed comfortably, half leaned on the sofa, and spread his hands in despair: "Then we can only rely on Dazai-kun's acting skills, anyway, as long as I can fool Qiubi, my illusion It’s only a certain auxiliary role, the key is still to rely on yourselves.”

With a headache, Sawada Tsunayoshi ruffles his hair.

"Is it possible? Use acting skills to fool that creature..."

Liu Daozao declared the conclusion firmly: "With Dazai-kun's beauty, I believe it is possible."

——Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.Dazai-kun, I believe in you.

Osamu Dazai, who has high expectations from everyone: "It sounds quite challenging, so I will give it a try."