When Dazai became a god judge

Osamu Dazai, who left the present world, took Fusangshin and Edogawa Ranpo to a small island in the southern country to reunite with the staying Fusangshen.

Through Fujimaru Tachika's collection of the most victorious sample from the Warring States Period, the genius Da Vinci developed an antidote, Yamato Shou Anding successfully detoxified, and the finishing work was successfully completed.

People from different time and space gathered together to solve their worries, and ushered in another passionate sleepless night.

One night is enough for Dazai Osamu and Fujiwara Tachika to become good friends. He admires this independent, strong and gentle girl, the last master in human history. The burden on her shoulders is heavier than imagined.Fortunately, like Dazai Osamu, Fujimaru Tachika also has many capable and heart-warming friends around her. They help her with their unique gentleness in different fields.

It was almost late at night, and Ying Ling and Fu Sangshen, who had had enough fun, fell asleep. Dazai Osamu and Fujimaru Tachika watched the moon on the rooftop, and the salty sea breeze blew gently, making people very comfortable and relaxed.

The girl raised her head and sighed: "It's so beautiful! I haven't seen such a beautiful night sky for a long time." The base of Chaldea was built in the Antarctic, and there was whistling wind and snow all year round, and only a vast expanse of whiteness could be seen.

Osamu Dazai took a sip of beer, "I have time some other day, and I will take you to see the history of human beings that have not yet perished among the singularities that do not need to be eliminated."

"Okay!" The girl nodded emphatically, her pale orange eyes bursting with brilliance brighter than the stars in the sky.

The next day, the judge who had spent enough time outside finally returned to Honmaru.

Before that, Osamu Dazai sent Edogawa Ranpo back to Yokohama, and gave him a teleportation talisman. There is only one time-space converter, which can only be held by the god judge.The teleportation talisman is one-off, and Fu Sangshen must bring one when he goes on an expedition. With this teleportation talisman, as long as Osamu Dazai does not cut off the passage, he can come to him anytime he wants in the future.

Osamu Dazai was looking forward to who would be the next one.

This return to Honmaru was not as careful as last time. Except for Fusangshin who was away from work, everyone surrounded him.Osamu Dazai, who has always had the right and left, gradually became unable to resist the enthusiasm of Fusangshen, represented by the chef headed by Yakiri Hasebe.

The eyes of the brown-haired Dao Dao were filled with tears: "Master, I haven't seen you for so many days and have lost so much weight. I'm sorry, I, Hasebe, failed to fulfill my responsibility."

Osamu Dazai pinched his increasingly plump face subconsciously, "I remember that I left less than a week ago? And I think you have done a good job and deserve praise."

"You're amazing, I'm ashamed of you!" Yaki Hasebe wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "In order to take care of our Honmaru and Fusangshen in Honmaru, you have undertaken hard work that shouldn't be at your age. Everything you have done is nothing compared to you."

Facts have proved that there is only one other chef who can compete with the Chef Chamber——

Baxing Naginata pushed his glasses and reprimanded lightly: "Yuqie, the master has been working so hard for so long, and he still has to deal with you. Hurry up and let the master go to rest!"

"Don't call me Yaki!" Yaki Hasebe corrected with a straight face.He believes that the name "pressing and cutting" comes from the barbaric behavior of the former master Oda Nobunaga (because he could not forgive the fault of the tea house owner, he cut the shed where he was hiding with a single knife), so even if he is obedient to the interrogator, he will Try making the only request of "please call me Hasebe if you can".

Here, Osamu Dazai knew that in Fusangshenzhong, in order to show its sharpness, many of them were named after "so-and-so cut". Mustache Kirito, Candlestick Kirito cuts off the candlestick with one knife...Of course Osamu Dazai himself hopes to revive Fusangshin named "Dazai Kiri" more in the future.

After the fugue, the judges belatedly discovered that Mori Toshiro and Hakata Toshiro appeared in the main pill, and several swordsmen were added, among which Fusangshin, who quarreled with Yakiri Hasebe, was the most eye-catching.

It’s not to say how shocking he looks. The height of 194 is already an advantage. Fusangshen, who is wearing a modified white Japanese-style robe, has a feather-like blue-green armor on the shoulder blades, and the inside of the armor is peach Purple, the long shoulder feathers meandering all the way to the calf... The tip of the white hair is streaked with the same shade of blue. If it weren't for Token Fusangshen's natural beauty, it would be difficult to control this non-mainstream hue.

The naginata that cut the leaves of Hasebe's lungs was poked and coughed twice: "I called you 'Hasebe' several times, but you ignored me at all."

Press cut Hasebe choked: "Why should I allocate my limited energy to insignificant people."

Bakata, who was called insignificant, was not angry. He seized the opportunity to introduce himself to the god-inspector who looked at him: "Master, I am Bakata, a naginata! There are no inscriptions and legends, no stories. A collection of ba shapes. This is me, without the old master, the knife produced entirely by your will."

Osamu Dazai smiled back politely: "So it's Bakata, welcome."

"Master, please go to rest. I've already warmed up the bed." The tortoiseshell Zhenzong who came out halfway came panting and said with a blushing face, "I'm very happy if you want to do something pleasant for your body and mind before going to bed." I will accompany you to the end."

Pressing and cutting Hasebe and Bakata Naginata made an inner voice: Forget about this little bitch.

Osamu Dazai: "...No, I had a good rest last night, and I don't want to sleep during the day."

"Okay." The tortoiseshell Zhenzong twisted his body, "You can also call me at night."

The sharp-tongued Ba Xing sarcastically said: "The master means, don't daydream. You, it's impossible."

Guijia Zhenzong dismissed Ba Xing's words: "It's not up to you to guess what the master means."

Ba Xing proudly puffed up his chest: "I am a knife born entirely by the master's will, and I have a certain telepathy with the master."

Yaqie Changgubu became jealous and refused to let go: "Then tell me what the Lord is thinking now."

"Master is thinking..." The radiant Bako's face turned ugly in vain, "Master is thinking, which knife is sharper, Katsuki Hasebe, Candekiri Mitsutada, Yamabakiri Kunihiro, or Higakiri..."

"Don't think about this question, I'm sure I'm right." Hearing that the judge had himself in mind, Yaki Hasebe was overjoyed, and interrupted Ba Xing's words involuntarily.

Osamu Dazai asked enthusiastically: "Really? Then you will definitely fulfill my wish, right? Hasebe."

"Of course, I exist only for you, and I will definitely do my best to fulfill all your wishes... um..."

At the last moment, Baxing covered Hasebe's mouth.He whispered in the struggling Hasebe's ear, "The master is thinking which of your knives is sharper and more suitable for suicide. Do you understand what I say?"

"Hmm! Phew..." Hasebe, who had been let go, wiped his mouth vigorously, and the memory that was diluted by the joy of the return of the god judge returned. How could he forget that one of the great hobbies in the life of the god judge is What about suicide?

This is such a headache for the chef.

Osamu Dazai didn't feel sleepy, and he didn't want to go out, so he had the idea of ​​going to the Shizhi government to extort money, and signed a contract with Yamato Shou'an by the way.After all, Yamato Shou Anding is currently in a state of no owner. In short, he has no registered permanent residence. He needs to register for a registered permanent residence.

With this idea in mind, Osamu Dazai set off towards the Government of Time with Yamato Morita and the three chefs.

The working building of Shizhi government is no more lively than Wanwu. The staff perform their duties and are bored with swiping their mobile phones.

With Osamu Dazai, today is destined to be an unusual day.

As a result, humans and Fu Sangshen who were still working in the government of the time were fortunate enough to witness a rare scene.

They were supposed to fight against each other, but when they met, the three chefs of Shurachang: Hasebe, Kikko Sadamune, and Naginata Bakata got together, and they got along surprisingly harmoniously.

They were distributed in an isosceles triangle in the left, right and back three directions of the god judge. They did not quarrel, did not draw their swords to help, and even occasionally made eye contact.

"I'm not mistaken, right???" A young girl examiner shook Fu Sangshen beside her vigorously, "Hasebe, Guijia and Baxing can live together peacefully when they are not in battle. This is definitely not the case. Dreaming? Could it be that I had hallucinations in the dungeon last night?"

The beautiful pure white Fu Sangshen swallowed the saliva produced by opening her mouth for a long time in shock, and replied: "You read that right, this is not a dream, do you need me to pinch you?"

The girl judge shook her head and rejected the proposal: "No, no need. This really scared me."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga complained: "You stole my lines."

"It doesn't matter, I want to take a picture of this scene, and it will definitely hit the headlines! What's the title? It's called "Shock! The Three Chefs Are Unusual, Why Are They Compassionate?""

After that message was posted, it instantly became the most popular post on the forum of the god judges, and was even pinned to the top by the administrator. Countless god judges eagerly wanted to ask Dazai Osamu how to make Honmaru Fusangshin live in harmony.

Because of the long distance, his face was not very clear, and when the girl judge wanted to take another photo, Osamu Dazai had already disappeared, so his sand-brown windbreaker became a unique symbol.

Osamu Dazai, who didn't realize that he was already famous, made an appointment with Abai, who had met him once, and asked how to go through the contract signing procedures.Regarding the origin of Yamato Shou'an, he only briefly introduced the Wuzhu Fusangshen he encountered on the battlefield without explaining too much.

Yamato Shou'an is a very common two-flower swordsman, and it is no surprise to Ah Bai that their swords are abandoned.

She used a special instrument to shine on Yamato's eyeballs, and the green light came on, and there was a clear "beep", "Fortunately, you discovered it early, and there is no sign of dark fall. You fill out this form and you're done." You can apply for a contract now."