When Dazai became a god judge

Eating is necessary.

Even Osamu Dazai, who was trying to commit suicide every day, never thought of starving himself to death.

So after Yaoken raised the question "The meal is ready, should you go to the restaurant or send someone to deliver it", Dazai Osamu did not hesitate and chose to go to the restaurant to eat with everyone.

Although he took up the job as a god judge with the mentality of fishing for fun, it does not mean that Osamu Dazai is a brainless idiot. On the contrary, he is very smart, and he clearly knows when he should do what.

As a qualified boss, it is essential to establish a good relationship with subordinates.

In the absence of any affection, do you guarantee that a person will unreservedly work for you?

If it is said that fighting together and handing over your back to each other is the fastest bridge to enhance the trust between the two parties, then getting along with each other every day is the cornerstone of strengthening the bridge.

From the port mafia to underground workers, and then to the members of the armed detective agency whose identity was washed, Osamu Dazai's wisdom has undergone countless years of precipitation and baptism.

The Honmaru restaurant can be roughly divided into two parts. The front hall is western-style and modern, with neatly arranged tables, chairs and benches, which can accommodate dozens of people to eat at the same time. On weekdays, Fu Sangshen eats here, regardless of faction, and sits at will.

The interior is a traditional Japanese layout, the top seat is the main seat of the judge, and the lower two rows are placed with small table cushions in turn, about twenty seats, usually only Fu Sangshen who is loved and loved by the judge Eligible to dine here, and depending on the degree of favor, the seats are far and near.

Osamu Dazai was not surprised by this, nor did he intend to change the system.

The strict hierarchical system in Honmaru reminded him of the port mafia period.Back in the days of the Port Mafia, every time they went to a regular meeting or attended a private party outside Senou, they arranged their seats according to seniority and status in the same way.It's just that as the youngest cadre of the mafia in history, he was given a "black coat" by Senou and was a "popular man" in the eyes of the mafia leader. Except for the position on the right hand side of the boss of Senou, Osamu Dazai always wanted to sit there. Where to sit.

As for who is sitting in the seat on the right of Senou Wai?That disgusting dead lolicon is a secret that everyone in the port mafia knows.

"My lord, the meal is ready, please take your seat."

Kasen Kanesada arranged the meals and knelt aside, lowering his head slightly to ask Dazai Osamu, "As for the seat arrangement, please see..."

"You can do whatever you want." Osamu Dazai interrupted Utasen Kanesada with a wave of his hand, and finally added with a smile in his eyes: "There are so few people, I think it's more lively if everyone sits closer together, what do you think?"

Several people naturally wished for it.

After Osamu Dazai took his seat, he said heartily: "Okay, I won't say any unnecessary polite words, let's get started! After dinner, we will go to Wanwu to do some shopping."

After finishing speaking, he took the lead in picking up his chopsticks and ate quietly and gracefully. He didn't know whether it was the food that attracted his attention or whether he was more interested in Wan Wu. There was no "accident" until the end of the meal.

Osamu Dazai's usual image of Fusangshen is free and undisciplined, which makes people feel dizzy. When he is quiet, he is unexpectedly mysterious, lonely and full of distance.

Obviously sitting within reach.

Adzuki Dou Changguang stared at Osamu Dazai as he swallowed his last bite of food, and asked a little nervously, "Master, is the food still to your liking?"

Osamu Dazai didn't ignore the unease and tension in Taidao's eyes. These fusangshen are obviously blood-stained swords, but they are so simple that people want to be bullied, so that he will never tire of practicing this kind of thinking from now on.It's the same with Zhongyuanzhong, he added silently in his heart.

"Well, it's delicious. If the death row prisoner eats such a meal before his execution, he will probably die without regret, and so do I!" The young interrogator put the chopsticks on the chopsticks with a "snap"——

"How about calling it 'The Last Lunch'? "

No, very bad.

Xiaodou Changguang's heart trembled after finally letting go. Although he was praised by the judge, why did he feel so wrong?

It wasn't until Kasen Kanesada's reminder that he raised his head and saw the smiling God-inspector resting his hand on his chin, that Xiaodou Changguang knew that he had been tricked. At least for now, the God-inspector-sama has no plans to commit suicide.

"You are such a bad boy." Taidao youth doted on and sighed helplessly, just like a mother treats a prank child with infinite tolerance.

In terms of age, the 22-year-old Osamu Dazai is indeed a child to Fusangshin who has lived for hundreds of years, but when a man who looks similar to you speaks to you in such a tone, Osamu Dazai really feels uncomfortable To what maternal splendor.

He rarely stood up uncomfortably, "I'll get the small pen that Wanwu needs."

"I'll go with you." Kasen Kanesada followed after him.

Adzuki Nagamitsu and Yaken Toshiro consciously stayed to clean up the dishes.

Because Osamu Dazai behaved very calmly at the dinner table just now, except for the last few sentences of the dialogue that made people a little confused, Yaken's impression of Osamu Dazai was still gentle, kind, and approachable.

This strengthened his determination to help the God Judge regain the right to forge knives.

In the kitchen, Yao Yan, who was alone with Xiaodou Changguang and tried to seize the opportunity to win over his comrades, tentatively asked, "Have you noticed that Song Xian and the general are very close?"

Xiaodou Changguang patted Yaoyan's shoulder reassuringly, "It's different for Gexian to be a first-time swordsman and a valet. Don't worry, you and I also have a turn to be a valet. After all, the master is like him...Gexian must not be able to handle it alone. You have to be mentally prepared.”

Yao Yan's pale face blushed, and he said intermittently: "I... I haven't fully prepared for this. But... as long as the general needs it, I will, I will try my best... But, if my Brothers are here, I hope you can help me keep it a secret, they are still young, I don't want them to know this kind of thing."

Xiaodou Changguang nodded approvingly: "I understand, if it weren't for the lack of manpower, I wouldn't bother you, after all, you are also a short knife."

"I'm a man, so don't worry leave it to me!" Yao Yan voted firmly.

Fu Sangshen, whose two brain circuits were not on the same line at all, unexpectedly communicated smoothly.

"Xiaodou, I can be sure that we are all for the good of the general no matter what, are we comrades in arms on the same front?" Feeling that the time is almost here, Yao Yan straightened his back and said solemnly: "So about Ge Xian preventing the general from exercising..."

"What are you talking about? So happy." Osamu Dazai poked his head out suddenly, and the conversation between the two ended without a problem.

Yao Yan was a little annoyed, he didn't even notice the arrival of Lord God Judge, which was really negligent.

"No, it's nothing..." The two Fu Sangshen replied with a guilty conscience.

Yao Yan felt that they were talking about obscure and unspeakable things, so he was naturally embarrassed to tell the examiner.Adzuki Dou Changguang was worried that if Osamu Dazai knew about their plan to abolish the close attendant system, after all, the right to do everything they did was on the premise that the judge did not object.

The knife can protect the owner, but if the owner decides to throw the knife away, they alone cannot stop it.

Osamu Dazai pretended not to see the dodging eyes of the two fusangshen, he didn't mind the little innocuous secret between his subordinates.He can't be a good boss like Fukuzawa Yukichi who cares about every member of the detective agency, nor can he be a strict leader like Mori Ohgai. Some things just go with the flow.

He shook the purse in his hand, "I'm going to Wanwu, do you want to come together?"

Yaken clenched his knife tightly, "Yes, I, Yaken Toshiro, will definitely protect your safety and penetrate the enemies ahead for you."

Do I look weak enough to need protection?Osamu Dazai looked at his right hand. In the era of cold weapons, it seemed that his supernatural ability was really useless.

Xiaodou Changguang thought for a while, bowed and said: "Sorry, master, I won't go. Someone has to stay behind in this pill. After Ka Qingguang has experienced so much pain, only one person will be very lonely after waking up? In the forging room A new partner will be released soon, and someone needs to welcome him." Foxnosuke returned to the Tokino government to hand in the report and did not know when he would be back. If he also left, in case of any emergency, Honmaru would really be there. Not even a correspondent.

"Thank you for your hard work! The computer in my room seems to be available for online shopping. I turned off the enchantment. If you need anything, you can buy it yourself." Said the unconscionable god-judgment of such a hard-working, self-sacrificing subordinate He can feel more at ease, and he didn't say any more polite words, just casually explained a few words, then waved his sleeves and moved forward with the goal of Wanwu.

——I am here, the beautiful young lady who judges the spirit.

Wanwu, like the Honmaru of the god judge, is a space point located on the time axis. It is different from the Honmaru with privacy protection and the solemn and rigorous headquarters of the government of time. This is an entertainment place open to all the god judges and Fusangshen .

As the government of the time regulates the investment and construction, and the only place for the gods to purchase goods, in order to meet the growing material and spiritual needs of more and more gods, Wanwu has expanded from the initial shop to the entire street. .

Most of the god judges carry rare knives to show their identity and blood. Here, there are a lot of four-flowered and five-flowered knives that are rarely seen on weekdays. In comparison, only Kasen Kanesada and Yaken Fujishiro have a little seniority. All the god-inspectors have unsealed a mailbox of swords, and Osamu Dazai looks very ordinary.

After being teleported to Wanwu Central Plaza, no one even took a second look at him.

Osamu Dazai was sitting by the fountain in the middle of the square with a bit of sadness, so there was no way to attract the attention of the beautiful young lady.

Suddenly, I feel that life has no meaning.

It's better to die like this.

Then, under the gaze of Yaken Toshiro, Osamu Dazai fell into the fountain pool half a meter deep with a "plop".