When Dazai became a god judge

"Xiaofu is right." Yeto who heard the movement came out of the back room mercilessly revealed, "Dahei is someone who doesn't get bored watching children playing glass balls all afternoon."

Xiaofu, who has no self-consciousness about betraying his own artifacts, added: "And until the evening when the children go home for dinner, they will keep watching them leave."

I am not, I am not.

Dahei couldn't argue with a hundred words, he settled down and wanted to explain to Osamu Dazai, but he saw that he exaggeratedly embraced Wuhutai, Mori Toshiro and Hakata Toshiro behind him.

Dahei's face became even darker, he couldn't be angry with his own god, he stared at Yato suspiciously, and threatened: "Yato, do you want to sleep on the road tonight?"

Ye Dou hid behind Xiao Fu with a guilty conscience, and said unconvinced: "What I said is true."

Dahei clenched his fists, trying to restrain his urge to hit someone.He hinted to himself in his heart: bear with it, after all there are so many cute children here, don't scare them to tears.

"Is liking children a shameful thing? Why don't you want to admit it?" An immature and puzzled voice sounded, Mori Fujishiro poked his head out from behind Osamu Dazai, staring innocently at Dahei seemed to want to get an answer from him.

Dahei was dumbfounded by the question. It’s really not a shame to like children. Xiaofu once adopted an artifact named Dawu for him, but it didn’t end well.

During the period of Daikoku's silence, in order to prove how cute children are, Mori Toshiro dragged his two brothers up to Daikoku, pinched Hakata Toshiro's chubby little face, and pulled Wuhutui's slender Put the white and tender little hand in Dahei's wide and thick palm, "Look, children are so cute, I like children very much, don't you like them?"

"like……"

As if a century had passed, Dahei difficultly answered the question that had already been determined in his heart.He felt the temperature in his palm tremblingly. The slender and fragile hand, which seemed to be crushed if he exerted force, brought him the warmth and comfort that he had not seen for a long time.

"That's right, as long as you like children, we will be good friends!" Mori Toshiro was so happy that he completely forgot the fact that he was also a child.

Even if they are artifacts, their temperament is no different from that of human cubs. They are innocent, cute and ignorant. They can bring warmth and touch to people, and at the same time, they are easily influenced by the outside world to stab their owners.In the hundreds of years since Dawu left, in order not to hurt Xiaofu, Dahei has been trying his best to restrain himself from being in contact with children, as long as he looks at them from a distance, he is satisfied.

Dahei's appearance is a sturdy man with a stubble, and his fierce face often makes children stay away, and no child will take the initiative to approach him.

The softest chords in his heart were touched.

Wuhu retreated and stared at Dahei with amber eyes. At first, when Mori Toshiro forcibly put his hand into Dahei's, he was terrified.But later I found that Dahei was not as fierce as he imagined, but like Mr. Yanrong, he was a very soft-hearted person.

The cubs had a telepathic connection with their owner. The cubs who had originally bent over to Dahei and roared in a low voice followed their master's mind and relaxed, and began to claw at his trouser legs and climb up.

what the hell!It turned out that Mr. Dahei was such a gentle and friendly person.Compared with the timid and hesitant five tigers retreating, Hakata Toshiro is more open-minded. He held up Dahei's other hand and bargained, "Mr. Dahei, your fees are too high. , there is still room for negotiation between us.”

"Ah? What's the charge?" Dahei, still immersed in incredible happiness, looked confused.

Xiaofu reminded him: "It's the time-changing and depraved boy Baxi brought back before helping Yato. Didn't you always agree?"

"Mr. Dahei, isn't he willing to help my partner?" Hakata Toshiro looked at him pitifully.

Dahei died down instantly: "I...I never said no."

"That's great!" Hakata Toshiro still didn't give up: "Can we discuss the price now? 500 million is really expensive."

Dahei struggled to stick to the only bottom line, "The price is set by my goddess, and I really have no way to decide."

Xiaofu readily agreed, "Yeah, for the sake of making my family Dahei so happy, just pay the student price like Hiyori! 100 million, no less."

The amount was reduced by four-fifths at once, and Fujishiro Hakata did not bother anymore. This is a price that satisfies both consumers and consumers.It takes a lot of risk to pull out the scorpion, and the labor paid must be proportional to the income.

After negotiating the price, Xiaofu quietly made a request to Osamu Dazai, which was not included in the remuneration range of Bashi, but just a wish of the gods for his own artifact. After the success of the "Xiao" ceremony, the daggers can find time to come here to accompany Dahei.

Xiaofu knows that Dahei has always been lonely, and the immortal gods and artifacts cannot easily become attached to humans.Because of Dawu, Dahei dared not even touch the divine weapon.

Human beings died tragically and could not reincarnate into undead. Some of the undead were lucky enough to be selected by the gods, and after being given names, they became artifacts to serve the gods.The apparent age of the artifact is the age at the time of death. They have no memory of their lifetime, and possess artifacts with the same emotions and desires as humans, especially children, who are especially dangerous.

But Fu Sangshen is different. They are spirit monsters that absorb the essence of the world or accumulate grievances and turn from utensils. They have all the memories since their birth, and there is no taboo that cannot mention the past. They are perfect to accompany Dahei.

Osamu Dazai looked at the daggers sitting on Daikoku's neck, who were happily and enthusiastically discussing, "Hakata and the others seem to like Daikoku very much, I think they are also very willing to come here to play."

"That's really great." Xiaofu heaved a sigh of relief.

Yato, who was considerate of his employer, scolded Xiaofu in front of Xiaofu: "It's obviously not good at all. Didn't I tell you that if you spend a long time with this unlucky girl, you will get bad luck that can't be washed away? The company went bankrupt, girlfriend Take the initiative to dump you, and even drink cold water to choke... In the end, you will not be able to bear the suicide, I have met more than one person like this."

Osamu Dazai intertwined with Xiaofu: "If I can have Miss Xiaofu by my side, I would rather die now."

Xiaofu rubbed against Osamu Dazai's chest: "Yes! Osamu Dazai, there is a well behind our yard, do you want to jump?"

"Okay!"

Yato helped his forehead helplessly, and carried through his bad friend to the end: "As long as someone remembers the gods, they will not die in the true sense. Even if they die, they will still be reincarnated. Xiaofu, you are cheating!"

Osamu Dazai said nonchalantly, "It's okay, anyway, I just want to find a reason to commit suicide."

"..."

In the evening, Edogawa arrived at a random pace, accompanied by Meiyu, the beacon of the gods, and Shinto, an old acquaintance of Yato.

"It could have been faster." Edogawa Ranbu spread his hands and explained, "But Tenjin-sama is old and his body is not very flexible. In the last fifty games, he couldn't walk, and his hands and feet were straight. Trembling. Under the guidance of the president, I respect the old and love the young, so I sat down and played chess with him slowly."

Yetou laughed so hard: "Hahaha, I will definitely use this incident to laugh at the gods after this."

"Mr. Yato, please don't criticize Lord Tenjin behind his back." The dignified and elegant Meiyu warned sternly.

Mei Yufu formally blessed Dazai Zhi Weiwei again, "The purpose of my coming here is to convey the meaning of Lord Tenshen, and he is willing to admit defeat. The rest will be left to Zhenyu, then I will leave." Pai said It is also a measure to express respect for the other party.

Edogawa Ranpo felt a little regretful: "Sister Meiyu, so you didn't do anything."

Mei Yu didn't look back, and replied flatly: "There is no room for me to intervene here."

Mei Yu is not an artifact transformed from the undead, but a ghost transformed from a plum tree into a human being. It is not an exaggeration to call her a Fusangshen, so she cannot participate in the "lynching" that can only be carried out by artifacts——bashing.

The three artifacts are in place, and the ceremony of "Xiao" is ready.

Before performing the "禊" ceremony, Yamato Moriyada tried to ask Osamu Dazai for one of his belongings.The boy with a knife begged: "No matter what it is, can you give me one of your belongings?"

The process of getting rid of the dark fall is an unimaginable pain for ordinary people. Yamato Shou'an is worried that his spirit will collapse again and he will not be able to persevere as he wishes.He thought, if he could grab one of the god-judgment's belongings and feel the god-judgment's breath, it would be as if the god-judger was touching and comforting him.

It's like people in the dark quagmire get a ray of light and have the hope of living.

That should feel a lot better.

belongings?Osamu Dazai touched his pocket, and there was nothing but Yato's business card, and he didn't cherish a certain item on his body like that hat-man in Nakahara Nakaya.

Zhenyu is already urging, and she still wants to go back to rest as soon as possible.Osamu Dazai thought for a while, then took off a piece of bandage wrapped around his arm and handed it to Yamato Moran, "There is nothing else, you can use it to survive."

Yamato Mamoru took it seriously, "Yes, thank you very much for your gift, I will definitely cherish it."

It's not about throwing away something important.Osamu Dazai considered that he still had to pull out the scorpion, so he didn't say this.

Yamato Mamoru wrapped the bandage in the palm of his hand, clenched it tightly, stood up, propped himself up and slowly moved to the yard, sat down on the spot, and said to Osamu Dazai as if remembering something: "Master, there is one more thing. , I may become very unsightly in the future, please avoid it for the time being."

"It's okay, I'll wait for you here." Osamu Dazai sat down against the wooden porch, nodded to the three artifacts, "Please, we can start now."