When Dazai became a god judge

The purpose of this battle is to find Yamato to keep stability, not to practice leveling, so Osamu Dazai and his party did not camp on the battlefield, but found a nearby restaurant and hotel on Huajie to stay.

This restaurant is a two-story building. The lobby on the first floor sells alcohol and serves simple meals, and the second floor provides temporary accommodation for drunken travellers.

Most of the people who come here to drink are rogue civilians, and the food served in the lobby is also crude and simple. The wine is brewed by the owner himself. It is different from the fresh and elegant traditional Japanese sake, and the mountain spring water is made locally. The ale brewed by fermentation is strong, mellow and mellow, and is most suitable for lonely swordsmen or ronin who travel alone.

After being drunk for years, the years are wasted.After one night, when waking up from the dream, the lonely traveler walks away with his package on his back, which has become a unique and beautiful scenery in front of the restaurant.

It was probably a customary habit, when Osamu Dazai and Fu Sangshen stepped into this small restaurant one after another, they immediately became the focus of the whole room.Although Fu Sangshen was wearing swords, he was dressed brightly, and his eyes were hard to conceal. The group of them did not look like lone swordsmen, but more like a samurai staff recruited by a famous general.And Dazai Osamu, who is at the center of these people, must have a noble status.

When they walked in, the not-so-bright wine cellar suddenly seemed to be full of splendor.

The owner of the store who has been in Liuxiang, Huajie for many years, has developed a pair of superb insight, hurriedly greeted him, wiped off the dust that did not exist on the table with a rag, and asked courteously: "Several nobles, do you want to drink or stay?" ?”

No matter how individual and unique the wine shop is, you still need to eat.The middle-aged boss who has a family to support does not mind bowing his knees for the sake of the family, life has already smoothed his edges and corners, and the smooth accident is just to keep his family safe in the noisy and chaotic world.

Ever since Nobunaga Oda led his troops to station at the Honnoji Temple ten miles away, the flames of war have spread to this point, and their business has become increasingly difficult.

"Accommodation." Utasen Kanesada said before Dazai Osamu spoke.He is not very happy to live here, not because of the poor conditions and noisy environment here, Fu Sangshen marches and fights all year round, no matter how hard and tired he is, it is not as good as going to the battlefield. drink.

He is really hard to guard against Osamu Dazai's ability to act.

Let Osamu Dazai live in a tavern, it is like a prostitute entering a brothel, and a gambler at a gambling table, which is completely unexpected.

But Osamu Dazai believes that unexpected gains may be obtained in such a well-informed and mixed place-for today's Yamato Shou'an, the safest and unobtrusive way is to hide in the crowd.What he is currently facing is not only hostile historical revisionists, but also the hunting and killing of law enforcement and potential threats from the government of the time.

No matter which one of them finds it, the end that Yamato Shou'an will face is death.

So they have to find Yamato and Shou An Ding before these three parties are snobbish.

Time is running out.

The owner of the restaurant nodded hurriedly, and asked his youngest daughter, who was drooling in a daze, to tidy up the best guest rooms on the second floor.

The second floor of the tavern is not big, there are only two spare rooms, which is exactly what Fusangshen wanted, and two or three people can be left to look after the god judge all the time.

The little girl bouncingly took Osamu Dazai and his party up to the second floor. Although the restaurant was ordinary, it was very clean. She opened the windows for ventilation, brought clean bedding and put them in the cupboard, and stood by the side reluctantly, unwilling to leave.

Sanri Yuezong glanced at the time, gave the little girl some tips, and said gently: "Little sister, I would like to trouble you to bring some hot water and food here."

"Okay, okay! Do you guys have any hobbies or taboos?" The little girl's rosy face was like the evening glow under the setting sun, and she added: "Father brought in some fresh big crabs at the port this morning." That's the shop. The rare delicacies here have already been ordered by the guests, and the rest are reserved for her by her father.It's just that these guests are really good-looking and delicious. Compared with them, the long-awaited crabs are not so important.

"No, thank you." Kasen Kanesada took over the words: "The food should be lighter, and be careful not to bring wine."

Crab is a kind of seafood that is cold and prone to allergies. It is not suitable for those who are taking herbal medicine to treat their throats.

These dignitaries are well-dressed and don't look like they can't pay.The little girl glanced at Jiang Xuezuo's characters dressed as monks, and if she realized something, she responded and ran downstairs quickly.

Osamu Dazai stared at Utasen Kanesada with a sad expression on his face: "No wine, no crabs, Utasen, you are targeting me."

The accused Kasen Kanesada remained expressionless, calmly poured a cup of hot water for Dazai, and comforted him: "It's not too late to eat after you recover, my lord."

Well, he admits he deserved it.Osamu Dazai blew hot air and swallowed a mouthful of hot water. The liquid flowed through the esophagus and brought a faint pain. The familiar feeling was not unbearable.

"Let's talk about my plan!" Osamu Dazai frowned, and took out a thick stack of leaflets from his backpack, "After dinner, Xiaodou and Beibei will go to the street to distribute leaflets one by one, focusing on housewives."

Xiaodou Changguang raised a question: "Why are you a housewife? You should see more men who work outside all day, right?"

"No." Osamu Dazai shook his head: "Although men have seen more of the world, they generally do not pay too much attention to another strange man. People pay attention, even if someone sees it, they may turn around and forget it. Women are different, especially housewives, a man who is seductive may be a bright light in their boring gray life."

At the end, Dazai Osamu added: "A lonely house cook like Xiaodou would also like to see cute girls, right?"

Xiaodou Changguang, who was shot inexplicably: "..."

Sanri Yuezong joked: "I didn't expect you to understand the main hall quite well."

"Of course. I was a detective before I became a god judge. Although I don't have the extraordinary reasoning ability of Ranpo, I can basically complete the entrusted tasks smoothly!" Osamu Dazai said proudly: "By the way, I am here The Armed Detective Agency has a reputation."

The Fu Sangshen asked curiously: "What kind of reputation?" Apart from Suicide Maniac, Bandage Waste Device, Green Mackerel... all kinds of nicknames, does God Judge really have a reputation?

"Friends of women."

"Pfft..." Fu Sangshen took a sip of tea.

Do you have any self-awareness at all, would anyone think that is a good reputation?

After being silent for a while, Kunihiro Yamabagi, who was wrapped in a colorful quilt, asked uneasily, "Why, why did Xiaodou and I distribute leaflets? I'm just an imitation." It is well known that Kunihiro Yamababagi is not good at communicating with people. , and in Fusangshen, he is also known as a "socially impaired duo" with Okurigara in Fusangshen. It is conceivable how poor his social skills are.

Yamabuki Kunihiro thinks that if it is to inquire about information, wouldn't it be more appropriate to let Mikazuki Mune, who is so eloquent that he can fool people into being sold and count the money for you, go near?

Even if it is Jiang Xuezuo's writing, as long as it does not involve war, it is better than him in communicating with people!

Osamu Dazai explained with a smile on his eyes: "Because a boy with low self-esteem like Beibei can most arouse women's desire to protect, especially aunts. After looking for information, the other party is completely self-defeating." Like those Like the female gods, they can't wait to put Yamabuchi Kunihiro on the tip of their hearts, but sometimes he can't feel it because of his inferiority complex.

"What about me?" Xiaodou Changguang asked back: "A strong man like me won't arouse women's desire to protect, right?"

Dazai Osamu said slowly: "A mature man like you will arouse women's possessiveness. The superb dim sum making skills can make you have a common language with old mothers. You are the friend of the new generation of women, Xiaodou Changguang."

After all, Osamu Dazai didn't forget to pat the two of them on the shoulders, and said earnestly: "Come on, I'm optimistic about you!"

Although it is their duty as fusangshen to complete the tasks entrusted by the god judge and help their companions solve difficulties, why do they feel so strange and even resist this question after being interpreted by the god judge?

Adzuki Nagamitsu and Yamabashi Kiri Kunihiro looked at each other, and they both saw the helplessness and the desire to vomit blood in each other's eyes.

The two complained in their hearts: You should bring the Kikko Sadamune, he can arouse everyone's sadistic desires.

Not long after, the little girl named Yangzi brought the food up, and placed plates on the table.

Naturally, this small table was not enough for seven people to sit around, so the Fu Sangshen consciously reserved the best and most convenient seats for the judges, and scattered them everywhere with their own bowls.

Yoko obediently went back and forth to help refill the food. When she saw California Qingguang who was only holding a bowl of white rice, she kindly brought him a bowl of miso soup.

"Thank you." California Qingguang raised his head, stretched out his hand to take the soup in Yangzi's hand, raised his eyes, and fixed them on the little girl's slender neck.

In late spring, the peasant girl was wearing a coarse cloth singlet, her newly developed breasts were slightly swollen, and she was extremely green. She blushed immediately and ran away in a panic.

"Wait a minute!" California Qingguang shouted quickly, reaching out to hold Yoko.

Naturally, the girl didn't have the strength to break free from Fu Sangshen's grip, she kept struggling because of fear, her eyes filled with tears.Kai Qingguang suddenly let go of Yoko, and she quickly hid behind Dazai Osamu, she knew instinctively that among these few people, this big brother was the one who could hold the right to speak.

"No...it's not like that." Gai Qingguang, who came back to his senses, looked at the expressions of his companions who seemed to be looking at the crumbs of the world, took a deep breath, and said tremblingly: "The necklace on her neck is stable. "