When Dazai became a god judge

But that’s not what you said when you held a rose and asked Miss Miko to accompany you to die in love...

What about the gentle, kind, silly and sweet person in my impression who can take the sword that threatens him into Honmaru?

After going out, the priest and Honosuke who witnessed the whole process twitched their mouths, and instantly felt that their faces were being beaten so painfully.

"Gentle and kind, that's obviously a character design you added to me without authorization?" Osamu Dazai gave them a big ear in words as if he could read minds. He said contemptuously: "The Government of Time is entrusting Didn't I investigate my information in detail before I became a god judge?"

The priest smiled helplessly and said, "It's a top secret of the government of time, and my authority has not yet reached the level of free access to the materials of the god judge."

After a long period of contact and grinding with the god judges of other worlds, the government of time is also improving the system little by little, from the initial compulsory summoning to the temptation of equal exchange, and the conflicts with the god judges are becoming less and less.

Some staff members of the Government of Time can also summon Sword Fusangshen after spiritual power development, but because the upper limit of spiritual power is not high, it cannot supply too much consumption of swords, and the relative authority and benefits are not as good as Judgment Summoned from another world like Osamu Dazai. God.

"Ahem..." Osamu Dazai cleared his throat, interrupted the memory of the priest, and irresponsibly pushed the fainted California Kiyomitsu in his direction, smiling as the hand-waving shopkeeper: "I'll leave it to you , please pack it and send it to my Honmaru."

Hey, this is Fusangshen, not an item!How can you pack it at will?Wait, there is nothing wrong with saying that it is an item, after all, the body is a sword...

The tool-man priest bit the bullet and said: "It's not impossible...but if you're not here, I can't get into your pill."

The Honmaru is an independent space-time point on the time axis, with a barrier. For the safety of the god judges, it is difficult to destroy it by external force. Even the staff of the Government of Time can only wait for the master's consent at the door.

Osamu Dazai asked, "Why? Is it because of insufficient authority?"

The young priest nodded weakly, and was about to cry. He is just the most ordinary low-level employee. Why should he bear the unbearable weight in his life?

The conscientious interrogator didn't bother the poor little priest anymore, and waved his hand, "Then you can pack it and deliver it to my door, thank you~"

As for himself?Of course, it is necessary to complete the unfinished program - to get his initial knife and the accompanying rare knife.

What?You said that California Qingguang is also one of the initial knives?

The poor supervision of your government at that time allowed the ownerless knives to run wild, which hurt my young and fragile mood.And I, the kind and tolerant Osamu Dazai, helped the Government of Time solve the troubles with kindness and took in this vibrating knife. Shouldn't I get the compensation I deserve?The god-inspectors who have blackmailed a fortune and gained a lot are all floating along the way.

Regarding his initial sword and rare sword, Osamu Dazai chose Kasen Kanesada and Adzuki Nagamitsu respectively.

There is no other reason, just because both of them are good at housekeeping.

Kasen Kanesada is an elegant literary style Fusangshin, so he is naturally good at clerical work.Although he claims to be an intellectual, Osamu Dazai has never written a report. When he used to work in the port mafia, even if he was provoked every time, Nakahara would still help Dazai write the report after completing the mission. report material.Not to mention the Armed Detective Agency later on, Osamu Dazai's report has long been entrusted to the "People's Teacher" Kunikida-kun.

Adzuki Dou Changguang is gentle and reliable, good at taking care of people, and can also make desserts. Having the two of them in the early stage of the construction of this pill will definitely save a lot of trouble.

The only pity is that they are hard, uninteresting men.

Thinking of this question, Osamu Dazai started to have a headache. Some time ago, an organization came to him and asked him to be a captain, but he refused.

If you have clairvoyance to know the follow-up, this will probably be listed as one of the most regrettable things in Mr. Dazai's life.

Summoning a sword in the Government of Time is slightly different from forging a sword in Honmaru. There is an unawakened sword body in the hidden sword room, so no corresponding resources are needed. Just put the sword body in the magic circle, paste a commission amulet, and inject spiritual power. Can wake up the sleeping Fusangshen.

When the spiritual power was injected into the entrustment talisman, a dazzling white light group enveloped the blade, and the sword body made a humming sound.

This should be what people call infusing the soul.

Osamu Dazai stared at the light group approvingly, and said expectantly: "Will you assassinate me like Kiyomitsu in California just now, and give me a big surprise?"

Foxnosuke thought that the god judge had a grudge against swords, and quickly explained: "The god judge has absolute control over the sword Fusangshen he summoned, so you don't have to worry about it. Since the establishment of the government of time, The chance of the sword killing the master is no more than 3%"

No more than 3%?In other words, less than or equal to 3% of the god judges died of sword killing.

Osamu Dazai keenly grasped the details in Foxnosuke's words. Foxnosuke said just now that "the judge of the gods has absolute control over the sword Fusangshen he summoned." According to the data of the Tokino Government, 3% of the swords were successfully killed. Lord, and there must be a sword in it that intends to kill the Lord but has not yet succeeded.

In short, it is still good to look forward to, looking forward to life in the future will no longer be boring.

It would be even better if there was a sword that succeeded in killing him.

In the rain of flowers, the gorgeously dressed purple-haired Fu turned around flirtatiously, "I'm Kasen Kanesada, and I like elegant swords of the literary department. Please give me your advice."

In contrast, the other Zhan Dao Jian was much more restrained. He was wearing the iconic suit of the Longboat School, bowed slightly and said, "I am Xiaodou Changguang. Do you... like desserts?"

"Crack, clap!" Osamu Dazai clapped in unison, "I am Osamu Dazai, and I will be your god judge from now on. I hope we can get along in harmony... Well, you also have to work hard to assassinate me!"

Fox's help is not good, it has emphasized many times not to say the real name!

Xiaodou Changguang's heart was beating rapidly.

Kasen Kanesada frowned secretly.

Lord God Judge, is this warning them and showing them off?

It seems that the days ahead may not be easy.

The two Fusangshen looked at each other, and Kasen Kanesada pursed his lips, put his right fist on his chest, lowered his head, and said a little sourly: "Master, our lives are in your hands, we can't and can't hurt you..."

"Ah... that's really disappointing. Sure enough, it's better to rely on yourself than to ask for help." Osamu Dazai sighed regretfully.

The two Fu Sangshen, who bowed their heads to show their loyalty, heard an incredible conversation before they understood the meaning of the interrogator's words.

Foxnosuke screamed: "Wow! What are you doing, Mr. God Judge?"

Osamu Dazai calmly replied: "Hang yourself. I think the government beam is not bad, and it is facing the window sill, and you can see the beautiful sunset before you die."

Foxosuke jumped up and down anxiously, "If you have anything you can't think of, we can discuss it in advance, sir, please don't seek short-sightedness! I won't let you buy me fried tofu, okay? By the way, where did you get it? nylon rope……"

"Just now I used to tie California Kiyomitsu, and I took it because I saw it was strong." Osamu Dazai pulled the tied nylon rope vigorously, it was strong enough, and it should not suddenly break in the middle of the hanging.

The more Gexian Kanedada and Xiaodou Changguang listened, the more they felt that something was wrong. They boldly raised their heads, just in time to see the God-inspector who had climbed up the window sill and put his head on the sling and leaped vigorously.

"Ah! I'm dead."

Osamu Dazai stuck out his tongue on purpose.

Regardless of what was presumptuous, they quickly jumped up and rushed over with unimaginable maneuverability, cutting the rope in a hurry, leaving the interrogator to lie flat and pressing his chest continuously.

"No, there is still no heartbeat." Xiaodou Changguang's forehead was covered with cold sweat, some were anxious, and some were frightened by Osamu Dazai.

"Hurry up and give artificial respiration to the judge, maybe you can still be saved." Kasen Kanesada suggested.

"It can only be this way."

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes suddenly, and what he saw was Xiaodou's magnified face, because he got too close, he even smelled a faint sweet smell.

Mr. Dazai shuddered, and quickly retreated a few meters with hands and feet. He half sat up, pointed at Xiaodou Changguang, and said, "Give up! Only beautiful women can get my kiss."

Xiaodou Changguang kept coughing and almost choked to death.

Kasen Kanesada has black lines all over her head.

Foxnosuke finally managed to pounce on the face of the god judge, hugging him and crying loudly, "Great, sir, you are alive. You scared Liu Jiang, and you want to buy fried tofu for Liu sauce Make compensation."

"My luck was unexpectedly good. I was able to survive every time. I don't know if it was luck or misfortune." Osamu Dazai rubbed the smooth and shiny fur of Foxnosuke and announced regretfully: "This year's Suicide for the one hundred and second time, and failed again, but I will not be discouraged by this."

So your god judges just want to commit suicide, there is absolutely no other connotation.

But why is my headache worse than before?The road ahead will be even more arduous.

Kasen Kanesada can assure you that even Tsurumaru Kuninaga can't stand such a scare.

After a lot of tossing, everyone didn't care so much about the real name of the god judge.

Osamu Dazai?It seems to be a very famous writer in Japanese history.But it doesn't matter whether Lord God Judge used it as a code name because he likes him or happens to have the same name.

Because the judge of the gods is not afraid of death at all and wants to die with all his heart.

Foxnosuke hadn't stayed on the God Judge for a while before he heard a voice full of disgust above his head, "Liujiang, you're covered in hairs, you're going to suffocate me..."

"Didn't you still want to commit suicide just now?" Fox Nosuke couldn't help complaining.

Osamu Dazai hugged Honosuke down unhurriedly, and retorted very seriously: "But the process of suffocation is slow and uncomfortable. This does not conform to my suicide aesthetics."

Foxnosuke: Cry!Is it still too late to request a replacement of the God Judge?

After that, he also secretly went to the high-level office of the Tokizhi government, and the answer he got was "No, please serve Mr. Dazai wholeheartedly."

In short, this incident can be regarded as the past without any danger.The Shizhi government staff who watched the whole process from the monitoring device agreed that the scourge of Osamu Dazai should be sent away as soon as possible.

The civil servants who have always suffered from procrastination showed the highest efficiency in history - they packed up the resources and time-space conversion devices and other items that should have been registered and collected by the judges in person, and sent them to Osamu Dazai, and stuffed them into Fusangshen In his hand, he signaled to Foxnosuke to take his God Judge and get out of here.

"I can't wait to see off the guests, and I still want to visit the Government of Time!"

Please leave now!

——From the heart of the government employees of all times.