I impregnated the regent after dressing up as a substitute princess

Huo Xian hugged Mr. Qianshan's calligraphy and smirked all the way, and they went back to the inn where they stayed. Jing Shiba couldn't understand why Huo Xian was so happy: "You have lost both Wu and Wen, so you are happy chant?"

"What do you know? I lost the game, but I won..." Huo Xian saw the regent walking in front, and trotted to follow, blocking the door of the regent's room, with a crooked body and a look on his face. The rogue flirted with a good family and a man, "Just now on stage you beat Qianshan to save me, does that mean that in your heart, I am actually more important?"

The regent glanced at the unruly Huo Xian, and opened the door of the room without saying a word.Huo Xian squeezed in first like slipping on a loach.

"go out!"

"You're injured." Huo Xian looked at the Prince Regent's hanging right hand, "It's because I was injured, no matter how you say it, I have to give you wound medicine!"

Seeing that the regent didn't intend to make a strong shock, Huo Xian took out the hemostatic powder and put it on the table, and pulled the regent's sleeve with a smile.The great emotional scientist Lu Xun never said that when a toad wants to eat swan meat, the toad must have a thick skin, and the other party will take a step forward if he is a little slack, and he will think about it when he takes a step back. Take ten steps.Huo Xian went to pull the regent's sleeve, but the regent didn't hit him, so Huo Xian thought of pulling his little hand.

As a result, this step was a bit too much. The regent pushed Huo Xian out with a palm. Huo Xian was still grabbing the regent's sleeve, and just pulled it, and the sleeve broke.Huo Xian didn't hold his feet, fell on his buttocks and squatted, clutching his buttocks and screaming for pain, the regent saw how pitiful he was, and wanted to see how he fell.Then Jing Shiba broke in...

"Hi, excuse me!" Bang, the door was closed tightly.

Huo Xian held up half of his sleeve with one hand and covered his butt with the other. Could this be the legendary 'broken sleeve'?

"Put it down." The regent waved his hand, and smashed the sleeve in Huo Xian's hand into the trash basket by the table. His tone seemed to be a little angry. Huo Xian acted like a good boy, and sat down at the table with a smile on his face. Next, roll up the clothes of the regent and apply the powder to him.

Along the way, the regent's right hand was hidden in his sleeve and had not moved. At this moment, he saw that the injured part of his arm had turned blue-purple.The regent's skin is very fair, and the injury is particularly obvious on this part of the arm. The two big tendons are particularly ferocious. One can imagine how eager and hard he was at that time.

"This, it's so serious..." Huo Xian's nose soured, "I'm sorry, I caused trouble."

The regent gave him a blank look, put down his sleeves, and lifted the teapot with his left hand to pour water, but Huo Xian quickly snatched it over: "I'll do it, I'll do it, and I'll do whatever you need in the future."

The regent glanced at him and stood up abruptly.

"What do you want to do? I'll come and I will."

"convenient!"

……

Several people rested at the inn for the night.When Huo Xian woke up the next day, thinking about the regent's confrontation with Qian Shan yesterday, for some reason, the smile on his face couldn't be stopped.

Passing by the corridor on the second floor, Jing Shiba bumped into Huo Xian with a happy face, and the shop clerk asked how did the guest sleep well last night?Huo Xian repeatedly said hello.Jing Shiba's mind immediately recalled last night when Huo Xian entered their lord's room, the two of them tore off their sleeves excitedly...Jing Shiba's face turned red from embarrassment.

"Hey, Xiao Er, can you requisition your kitchen? The rice sold outside is too oily, and he in our family can't eat oily when he wakes up in the morning. I'm going to give him a bowl of clear noodles."

"The guest officer is so considerate to his friends!" The shop clerk led the way, "I'll take the guest officer to the kitchen."

"We are not ordinary friends." The regent is Huo Xian's apex, how can others have the good fortune to eat his noodles?

……

Huo Xian thought that the Prince Regent would gather with the team from Guanlu today, but after breakfast, the Prince Regent asked what interesting places in the south of the Yangtze River sounded worth visiting.This is to leave the general imprisoned in the 'Jingwu Villa' alone, and really travel around to find a beautiful woman?Anyway, Huo Xianthief was happy, he dreamed of playing in the south of the Yangtze River in his dreams: "But before I go to play, I still have one important thing to do."

Huo Xian took out the calligraphy of Mr. Qianshan he got yesterday, and several sheets of paper filled the table.Jing Shiba came up curiously: "What is the princess doing with the calligraphy of the son of Qianshan? I see that the writing is only average, and it is not as good as our prince's! Another day let the prince write a book for the princess. share."

"I don't want him to suffer so much." Huo Xian pushed Jing Shiba out, "Bring me a pair of scissors, there will be a good show later."

While waiting for the scissors, Huo Xian folded his hands and admired the writing on the table. He took a peek at the regent who was drinking tea next to him, and asked tentatively, "I didn't expect this Qianshan martial arts to be so good, and the writing is not bad either!"

The regent used the lid of the tea bowl to brush off the floating leaves on the tea, but did not answer.

"Not only is the handwriting good, but the person is also handsome."

Huo Xian watched as the regent took a sip of tea: "Qianshan is still the eldest son of 'Jingwu Villa'! This 'Jingwu Villa' wiped out [-] soldiers and horses from the imperial court, and even arrogantly said that they would break into the palace. What a big deal!"

"Ah!" Huo Xian suddenly yelled, "That Jingwu Villa is so powerful, we won't be in danger if we break into their territory single-handedly like this? Especially the Regent, still..."

"Princess, don't worry, our lord came here this time as a Jianghu guest. There are rules in the Jianghu. Don't make grudges or seek revenge. Since the 'Jingwu Villa' has the ambition to be the best in the world, it won't ruin the Jianghu. Now." Jing Shiba handed over the scissors, "The scissors you want, what are you doing?"

"If you don't make grudges and don't seek revenge, then what if you end up with grudges?" Huo Xian put away the calligraphy in a grunt, "Forget it, forget it, don't, don't do it." Although Huo Xian really wanted to, he really wanted to take revenge on that Moving to the mountains, but the safety of the daughter-in-law must still be the first priority, and personal grievances or grievances should be forgotten.

"Do whatever you want." The regent put down his teacup, stood up and told Jing Shiba, "Go to Qiongxiang Tower in a while."

Hey, it's Qiongxiang Tower!Huo Xian regained his energy. He had heard Sima Ru say that if he didn't drink Qiongxiang's wine, he hadn't been to the south of the Yangtze River. When he was in the capital, he was so envious. Today, he finally had the opportunity to experience what Sima Ru said that only heaven deserves to have. The 'Qiong Xiang House' has been.

But first do the work at hand, since the regent has spoken, let him do whatever he wants, hehe!Huo Xian went down with the scissors...

"I, like, big, stupid, stupid." Jing Shiba picked up Huo Xian's rearranged calligraphy, "I look like a big idiot, and I still have the signature of Mr. Qianshan! Hahahahaha."

"How about it?"

"Tall, the princess is really tall." Jing Shiba gave a thumbs up, "Cut out a big character from the 'Lunwu Contest', and trick him into writing 'I love you' with enthusiastic audience, so there is a My words, and the love poems in the Book of Songs tricked him into writing 'like a fool like a madman'. The most funny thing is this forced word, 'sharp and aggressive', hahaha, I really thought you were praising him! The result is so Once rearranged and combined, it turned out to be 'I look like a big fool'. Hahahaha, there is also the signature of Mr. Qianshan."

"Then do you think that with the popularity of Mr. Qianshan, this painting of Mr. Qianshan's calligraphy can be sold for a high price?"

"Selling money? I seem like a fool, can these words be sold for money? Hahahaha."

"Of course, look, it must be crazy. His suitors, suitors' suitors, and even himself are definitely willing to spend this money."

"That's right!" Jing Shibayi summed up, isn't it true, "His suitor wants to buy a scandal for him, and his suitor's suitor wants to buy a scandal to make things worse. I have to spend money to bid for this scandal. Hahahaha, no matter who bought the calligraphy in the end, Mr. Qianshan's 'I look like a big fool' is famous."

"Yes." Huo Xian said furtively, looking at the Regent's reaction.

There seems to be no response.Huo Xian couldn't figure out what he meant. When the regent heard the news about moving the mountain, he desperately wanted to come to the south of the Yangtze River, but he saw this "moving the mountain". Why did he react like this?If he didn't come here to meet 'Qianshan', could it be that he came here to bring himself to play?That, that is also a beautiful idea!

After finishing the calligraphy of Mr. Qianshan, seeing that it was not too early or too late, the few of them strolled around the street first, and then happened to see the signboard of Qiongxiang Tower, and went up.Unexpectedly, this Qiongxiang Tower turned out to be a teahouse. What is it about a teahouse that Sima Ru never forgets?

"It seems that the three guest officials are from other places?" The waiter in Qiongxianglou is also a major feature. The waiters in restaurants and tea houses in the capital are all short cloth shirts and thick men who run the hall, and the waiters in Qiongxianglou are dressed beautifully. , the person is also handsome, carrying a big teapot and pouring water at any time for a tea performance, just like the noodle boy in Haimou.Huo Xian took a few extra glances at Xinqi, the younger brother who reported the menu smiled, and immediately withdrew Huo Xian's gaze.Wow, seeing the little brother's smile, Huo Xian finally understood why people like Sima Ru like to drink tea in this teahouse.

When Huo Xian went to a new place before, he liked to lie down at the front desk of the hotel and learn a few dialects from the beautiful ladies and sisters. The younger brother said that they came from other places. Huo Xian immediately cut the accent of the younger brother and chatted with him. stand up.This made the second brother dumbfounded: "Isn't it like Wodi Lai Demo?"

"It's not like virtue, it's not like virtue, it's like returning home."

It turned out to be a returnee, the younger brother smiled even sweeter: "Then what do you want to eat?"

What to eat?Although the modern southern city of Huoxian has been around, and there are many southern turtle jelly and crab yolk buns sold on the streets of Kyoto, I don’t know what they have here?Huo Xian even said that he is a local, so he couldn't show his timidity: "I'm afraid that if you order it, you won't have it all."

"Hey, the guest officer clearly looks down on me. If it's not complete, I will buy it for the guest officer when I go to the street."

Seeing the bang bang of the younger brother's chest muscles, Huo Xian was unambiguous: "Then let's have a few dishes of steamed meat first." The second brother took a brush and began to memorize.

"Small ribs can't be oily, or my friend will be disgusted. I have a plate of pig's ears and pig's tongue. If the marinade is not enough, I won't pay for it! Finally, there must be no less chicken feet. It is best to melt the skin and bones in the mouth. eat."

"Okay." The second brother wiped the bag in front of him, "What do you want for the guest officer's cage steaming?"

"What kind of stuffing do you have in these buns?"

"That's the sea, listen to me to report to the guest officer." As soon as the name of the dish was reported, the little brother began to sing, "Cream yellow lotus paste and big shrimp, crab roe and seafood refreshing shredded radish, fresh from three places for three days... "

"That's enough, just shrimp dumplings, siu mai and custard buns. It stands to reason that crab roe is a must, but my friend can't eat cold things."

"Okay." The second brother drew a few strokes on the menu and asked again, "What do you like to eat for dessert?"

"Fresh-fried spring rolls, Lao bean cake, crystal kidney bean cake, almost, too sweet to eat. Is there any sweet and sour preserved fruit, my friend likes to eat."

"The guest officer is so considerate to your friend! But why is your friend as picky as my pregnant elder sister?" The second brother took the menu and went to the kitchen to pass the dishes.Jing Shiba couldn't help swallowing when he heard Huo Xian and the younger brother reporting the names of the dishes: "How does the princess know the names of so many delicious dishes?"

"That!" Huo Xian has never seen anything delicious before, "I not only understand, but also eat, not only eat, but also cook. If I like it today, I will cook everything for the prince later."

"How do you say that? If you have a wife like this, what do you want from a husband? It's just..." Jing Shiba was a little confused, "Didn't the princess grow up in the countryside? This is a southern morning tea snack that I have never seen before. How does the princess know so much?"

"Ah?" How did he know so much, what, what should I say?

"Okay." The regent interrupted the two of them, "The Qiongxianglou who was reading is also here, so let's eat it raw."

The tea and snacks for a few people came up, Huo Xian said that there was pork for tea, the younger brother even called himself an expert, poured a cup of tea for them in a small porcelain cup, and signaled them to try it.Just as the regent was about to reach out his hand, Huo Xian quickly snatched the chopsticks over: "Your right hand is injured, I'll get it for you." Jing Shiba wanted to say he was coming, but Huo Xian gave him a stare.

"Other places eat big meat that is greasy, but this morning tea dim sum is marinated first and then steamed to remove the oiliness in the middle, and then dipped in this tea, it is delicious." Huo Xian picked up a piece of pork tongue with chopsticks and handed it to the regent's mouth side, looking at him eagerly, "Try it?"

"Hey, where did the official come from? He looks so handsome." After talking, a dozen thugs came, followed by two people, one old and one young.The little one in front walked like a duck, swaying and turning, seeing Huo Xian and the regent were eating, looking at the face of the regent, he burst into tears, "I said, little boy, You give him to me, and I will pay you double the rent."

"I'll let you rent it!" Huo Xian threw the chopsticks at the other party's table.The chopsticks in the north are made of wood, while the chopsticks in the south are mostly made of bamboo. The chopsticks in Qiongxianglou are bamboo chopsticks with gold and silver threads in the middle.The chopsticks were inserted on the table, swinging from side to side, forming a double flower of gold and silver.

Next to the younger one, the older one slapped the table, intending to slap the chopsticks off, but the chopsticks didn't move, and Jing Shiba's sword came out of its sheath, rubbing it. "You guys are delicious, my young master made a joke with you guys. In this way, as an apology, your expenses will be counted as ours."

The old ones want to smooth things over, but the young ones don't want to.He stepped on the bench and touched his big belly: "Master, who is joking with him, isn't he just a little bit of martial arts! Jingwu Villa is amazing, and I even rented their eldest son. I don't want to play How can I be a ruthless character, this little Long Live from Jiangnan?"

"Little Long Live, what is Little Long Live?"

"Little Long Live, you don't even know!" The thug behind Xiao was shocked and raised his thumb, "The one sitting in the imperial city is called Long Live, and our young master is the one in Jiangnan, so he is called Xiao Long Live."

"Ah?" Huo Xian looked at 'Little Long Live' and shook his head, "I think you have to change it to Big Long Live. The one sitting in the imperial city is smaller than you."

"Nonsense." 'Little Long Live' slapped his palm on the table, "There is only one Big Long Live, and that is the Regent. If anyone refuses to accept my Little Long Live, I will obey Big Long Live."

"Oh?" Huo Xian glanced at the 'Da Wansui' sitting beside him, amused, "Then what would you do if Da Wansui sat in front of you?"

"You said the regent sits next to me? Hahahaha." 'Little Long Live' laughed loudly, "If the regent sits next to me for half an hour, then I will not change the rent if Mr. Qianshan asks me to rent it for another year. "

"Speaking impolitely!" Jing Shiba changed the chopsticks, pulled out his sword and thrust it into the opponent's table.

"Hey, why did I say something rude? Don't you believe me that I rented Mr. Qianshan from Jingwu Villa?"