I'm really a crispy French

Because of the poor state of the giant green emerald tree, the city of Ferruga on the giant tree has tilted seriously, and now only half of it is left, and the other half has become a ruined wall among the rotten vines.

However, although Ferruga was terrible, Leon was relieved, because the moment he crossed the teleportation circle, he found that he was still connected with the elements of the underground world, but the connection became very vague and intermittent.Like terrible cell phone reception.But the connection is indeed there, so that Leon doesn't have to worry about losing control of the tentacles, but can concentrate on Ferruga.

"What are they doing?" Leon asked, pointing at the cycle knight jumping among the vines, "I seem to see them beating bugs?"

"Demonized bugs." Finon curled his lips in disgust, "The giant green emerald tree does not reject insects. When it blooms, it will be pollinated by butterflies and bees. It bears fruit, which can be picked by insects, birds, beasts and humans. Even if she The leaves and trunk of the tree also allow bugs and herbivorous beasts to eat. But those demonized bugs, they not only devour the giant tree, they are also polluting the giant tree and killing all creatures that can kill , If you can’t kill it, you’ll be poisoned to death.”

"Understood, that means those bugs can be killed, right?" In addition to hosting a huge city, the green emerald giant tree is also an ecological circle.

"Correct."

"I will pull out all the other bugs and small animals I encountered in a while. You'd better find a few more people to help me identify them."

Feinon smiled: "I am very familiar with the creatures on the giant green emerald tree, and I will always be with you, so rest assured to leave it to me."

Since he said so... Leon took a deep look at Finon, and didn't say anything else.

There are not many factors brought by Leon, but when the factors spread out and can reproduce without limit, the speed will completely show geometric multiples.Tentacles quietly appeared around Leon. They were very slender, like snakes. After all, it was more convenient to move among the vines.

Finon, who has been paying attention to Leon, didn't realize when these "transparent snakes with red sandwiches" appeared. When he found them, the surrounding ground was already densely covered with them.

"My God!" Finon jumped up, that kind of...typically frightened, with two arms raised up, one leg upright, and the other tucked up.Full of drama and comedy.

"Demon!" "Fight!" The performance of the other cycle knights was much more aggressive.

"This is Leon's ability form, don't attack, they are comrades in arms." Although the other leg was a little staggered when it was put down, Finon's reaction was quick, "Quickly pass on the news!"

The news was transmitted very quickly. Although the cycle knights felt that these tentacles looked fluffy, they honestly chose to stop attacking and stood quietly by the side.

At first, I just watched the tentacles rush into the crevices of the vines quickly. These tentacles really looked like pests. Some knights moved their fingers twice, but they managed to hold back.

Five minutes later, there were no more tentacles within 5 meters around Leon.Finon looked around and felt that something was wrong. He sat on the ground and looked carefully at the piece of vine closest to him—it was clean.

It's not the kind of clean without mud or stains, but... Before that, there was a layer of reddish-brown viscous liquid on the vines of the green emerald giant tree, but the liquid was very thin. On the dark-brown vines, It's hard to see clearly, but they're there.

But now, the slime is gone.

Finon touched it with his hand, and the sticky and greasy touch disappeared, leaving only a solid woody feeling.

Finon grinned. Although it was just an appearance, he believed that Leon's ability had also healed the inside of the giant tree, which is really the best thing.

"Finon." Leon watched Finon squatting on the ground with a smirk touching the tree trunk, showing a disgusted expression—couldn't it be that the mermaid didn't satisfy him?But that doesn't mean facing the tree... Forget it, personal preference, everyone is free.

"what?"

"You're coming to recognize those little things."

"Goo-chi-go-goo" "Goo-choo-goo-goo-goo"

Finon stood up, facing him was a long tentacles...

Leon brought all the small animals, bugs, and some parasitic or symbiotic plants.The tentacles were made extremely meticulously, and these creatures, large and small, were not harmed.

Finon: "..."

Finon: "I-I'm going to find some people to help."

Sure enough, people cannot speak big words.

Feinon led a group of cycle knights to confirm the likes and dislikes of the creatures, while Leon began to lose his mind. Eight years of experience made the current scene only a moderate problem for him

Leon was thinking, thinking, is there a way to produce feelings that he didn't think of?

"Oops!" "Grab it!" "Hahahaha!"

The laughter next to him caught his attention. It turned out to be a fat rabbit. It was really too fat. It was half the size of a human when it was curled up. It kicked vigorously with its hind legs.

"I can have an extra meal today." "Yes." "The meat must be delicious."

"There are two more pythons here." "Don't mistake me." "It's not tentacles, I can see it clearly."

The happiness of ordinary people is also very simple, and they don't worry about that aspect.

Um?Wait... I seem to have thought of something.Leon stroked his chin.Could he disguise himself as a real person?It's the kind of complete parts.Having the organs of a normal person and producing the hormones of a normal person should be... just fine?

Leon sat down where he was, still pinching his organs.After all, it's your own, so let's do it more carefully.

Starting from the trachea and bronchi, the heart, liver, spleen, stomach, kidneys, pancreas, lungs, and then, the pile of intestines, the anterior X gland, and the two balls must be real...

Leon carefully "equipped" himself, and all organs started to move, but he still didn't feel anything.

I have to describe it, like a child playing house, no matter what kind of exquisite furniture and decorations, fake or fake.The hormones that should be in the indescribable period are all there, and his body has indeed responded, but his spirit is still cold.

But it's also possible...the problem is not with the body, but with...

Leon touched his horn.

Leon: Hey, how can I love?Both a verb and a noun.

Subconscious mind: [Nose digging.jpg] Just do what you want.Both a verb and a verb.

Leon: How did you transmit the "[]" in your consciousness?

Subconscious mind: It's me, me, me!We are all one, what I think, of course I know very well.

Leon: If I knew how to do it and how to love, would I still ask you now?

Subconscious: emmm... then wait, this kind of thing is instinct,

If the subconscious mind could be visualized and appeared in front of him, Leon would definitely grab his neck and beat him up!

Subconscious mind: I heard it →_→ grabbing my neck, isn’t that just grabbing my neck?Grab and beat it.

Leon: ...

Leon: [Air into a blowfish.jpg]

Well, he also learned to have the consciousness of “[]”.

Although he was very angry and it didn't work, Leon still kept all his human organs. At least he could comfort himself in his heart, and now he is an ordinary person.

Leon turned depression into appetite and ate like crazy!

Ten days later, the surface of the giant green emerald tree returned to normal. The wilted emerald green leaves stretched out again, and the morning dew dripped and condensed on the tips of the leaves. Under the sun, it really looked like a fine emerald.

"I have a question." Finon doesn't need to constantly identify animals and plants every day - obviously the recognizable animals and plants are also sent to Finon. Leon admitted that he meant to be a bit of a prank at first, anyway. Idle is also idle.But pranks should be done in moderation, both in degree and in duration.

"What's the problem? Eat?" Finon asked, passing a small covered basket.

Leon took the basket and opened it. It was full of fried insect eggs. Leon grabbed one and stuffed it into his mouth.With a click, the moment the teeth collided with the eggs, the eggs were completely shattered, crispy and crispy, and there was a strong smell of meat.It's a bit like the shrimp sticks that taste like barbecue in my memory, but they are crispier than the shrimp sticks.

"Delicious." Leon held the basket with one hand, and started to eat the eggs with the other. Therefore, a tentacle came over and gave Finon a thumbs up.Be nicer to Finon in the future, don't complain about him harshly, and be so gentle after being pranked, always find good things for him.

Finon: "..."

He knew that Leon was playing a prank, so he was trying to play a prank on Leon these days, but why could Leon be so calm about things that he thought were harsh?

If Leon knew what he was thinking, he would only reply "You don't know anything about eating".

"By the way, my question. I want to ask..." Leon leaned close to Finon's ear, and said in the lowest possible voice, "Why don't you pray to the God of Nature to help heal the giant green emerald tree? And it seems that no other gods have Send down a miracle to help?"

Finon was very calm. He didn't hide anything like Leon, and he answered him directly: "Do you think that the disaster is just a loss in the material world? In fact, the real battlefield is in the spiritual world." Finon looked up to the sky Pointing, "The living environment of demons is polluted to us. Our living environment is actually poisonous to demons. It is useless for demons to transform the material world simply by killing all the creatures in the material world. Over the past few hundred years at most, their connection with the abyss has become weaker and weaker, and most demons will become weak. If you want to get the material world, you must control the spirit world."

"Then since it's a poisonous world, why do they bother to come up?"

"Because there is something more dangerous there, even the devil dare not call that thing's name directly, or describe it in more detail. But there is indeed something in the abyss that makes even the devil feel scared and just wants to escape."

"Oh..." So, the gods are busy with their own affairs in the spiritual world, and have no time to manage the material world.Even worse, the gods have been injured, and now they can only focus on healing. It is already benevolent not to offer sacrifices from the material world.This world is really complicated, there are things in the spirit world, and there are also things in the abyss.Moreover, even if it is a matter of the material world... No, he hasn't even studied it clearly for himself, so let's forget about the world.

In November, Eldy came to visit Leon, and Leon made him a bug feast...

Eldy: "..."

"I also made other things for you." The tentacle immediately brought up squirrel mandarin fish, Bazhen tofu, fried eggplant box, and small crispy meat.When Erdi saw that the tentacles were about to clean up the table, he stretched out his chopsticks (Erdi, who already has a Chinese stomach, can use chopsticks of course): "Wait, let me try it."

"Don't force yourself if you can't accept it."

"What you gave me must be a good thing. It was the first time I saw it just now, and it was quite unexpected, but I thought about it. Shrimp, lobster and crab are also very ugly things. In fact, they are similar to bugs. We see them in their minds. What came out immediately was 'delicious food'. It can only be said that the eating habits have been formed. However, there are fewer bugs in Xiaopocheng, and there are still so many fresh bugs here. It really deserves to be the holy city of the God of Nature. .”

Eldie smiled and picked up a strange bug—the cutest bug of all, the one that looked like a little white pouch with the mouth tied when it was on the plate.Aldi picked it up and found that it was not a pouch, but a white flesh worm, but there was a edge on its back. After it was ripe, it was connected head to tail and curled up into a ball, which looked like a worm. Small white pocket.

Eldi straightened his lips, even if he knew that he wouldn't eat, Leon would be fine, but he had already said something big, so he had to swallow it.Eldi opened his mouth and closed his eyes when he put the worm in. He wanted to swallow it directly, but who knew that this thing looked elastic, but it was actually very fragile. Just the act of swallowing made it stuck in his throat. The inside burst open, and a rich creamy aroma filled the mouth.

It is the kind of cream that is not too sweet, has a rich milky aroma, is smooth, and has a sweet and fruity taste.

Eldy covered his mouth subconsciously, and looked at Leon in surprise: "Although I know it's a good thing, it's really good. Why do bugs have this smell?"

"I'm also very strange, but when they gave it to me, it tasted like this."

"Hasn't such a delicious thing been eaten?" When the second chopstick went down, his eyes changed from shrinking to excited - obviously, he is an absolutely qualified foodie, once he is sure that it is really delicious, So whatever it is, you can eat happily.

As a result, Eldi didn't eat much of the dishes Leon cooked. When the "cloth bag" bug opened Eldi's barriers to insects, he immediately ate without any scruples.In addition to being delicious, these bugs are also fresh and uneaten ingredients, each of which has an unexpected taste. This is another more novel experience besides taste.

After a big meal, play with the tentacles, and study the recent situation of Hope City with Leon.

"...the character classes you're talking about adding to schools sound like a theology class at a religious college."

"Theology?" Leon thought that the moral class he was talking about was a materialistic class that couldn't be more materialistic. "Is anyone teaching it?"

"Although there are no formal courses, Hogan and other teachers and priests often tell fables to junior students, and also talk to senior students. Should it be regarded as an ideological and moral course?"

Leon also met Hogan when he was telling stories or having heart-to-heart talks. Obviously, that was different from the ideological and moral education he said. Hogan and the others simply taught people to be good, and by the way, hoped that they could believe in the God of Nature. Selfishness.That's real theology.

"It seems you don't think Hogan teaches the same things you want someone to teach you. So, you teach me a lesson."

"I come……"

"Only you know what you want to teach others, of course you have to teach. It doesn't matter if you can't teach well, let's study together."

"You are right." It is true that there is no one in this world who can be the teacher of ideological and moral education in his mind. After all, the philosophy of Lao Maism and Mao Zedong Thought are special products on the earth. "Let me think about it and organize it." language."

When he thought of Lao Ma and Grandpa Mao, these things naturally came out of his mind, mixed with a strange mood, both depressed and sure, especially when he learned more and more about this When we are in the world, we feel the importance of these ideas even more.

On the surface they are just things on paper, visible and tangible, but not suitable for eating or drinking.But these things, applied in reality, can make people understand many things.

Well, since he is going to teach Eldy now, he should think about how he learned it himself, who... taught him?

Leon seemed to be in a daze, but Eldy didn't bother him. Holding a glass of Ferruga's specialty fruit wine, he sat next to Leon and looked at the surrounding scenery.

——Since coming to Ferruga, he and Leon have been staying outside, the small chairs made of old vines, the small table, and the bed, they just lie directly on the thick vines full of grape leaves.After the air here is inhaled into the mouth, you can taste the sweetness of grapes in your throat, even though it is not the season of grape harvest at all.

Although they are all green, but no matter how much Eldi likes the small broken village by car, he has to admit that Ferruga is much more beautiful than the surrounding scenery of the small broken village.

After watching the scenery for a while, Eldi rubbed his eyes, and the green eyes made his eyes tired.He propped his chin and turned his gaze to Leon: Well, this way I won't be tired.

Leon fell into the memories of the past, not only the teacher of Lao Maism and Mao Zedong Thought, he also saw many people who taught him.

First of all, it was in a big room with cute cartoons, but those cartoon images had made Leon a little blurred, and he couldn’t recall who it was, only that the colors were very conspicuous, and there were many young children , with him, sitting on a small stool, clapping and singing with the teacher.The content of the song and the image of the teacher are also blurred, I only know that it is a song about geese and the teacher is a woman.

Then it became more chaotic, not because the memory was chaotic, but because of that period of experience.He seemed to study in a big tent for a long time, then moved into a building, but then into a tent, and many of his classmates had disabilities.They are always changing. Leon only remembers a male teacher surnamed Zhao, but he forgot the exact name. It is Teacher Zhao.This teacher Zhao was bitten off by something when they were evacuating once, and Leon vaguely remembered that he was the one who saved him.

But... Teacher Zhao passed away later.

Leon rubbed his forehead. He was wearing camouflage uniform when he received the news.

When he was wearing camouflage, he was still learning, and the people who taught him also wore camouflage, and then...

Leon: Huh?I also taught others?

subconscious:……

Leon: And I was able to grow up normally, and I ignored it before.Why can't I grow up after I come here?

subconscious:……

Leon: Don't play dead!

subconscious:……

Leon: I just want to know one thing, did I have normal breeding needs at that time?

Subconscious mind: what is normal?

Leon didn't care about the subconscious and finally stopped pretending to be dead: just like normal human beings, he wants to have sex and has a crush.

Subconscious: There is no object of interest, but there are others, and there is no split personality.We were pretty much normal back then.

Leon: So why am I the way I am?

Subconscious: When I know the answer, I won't say what I am now.

Leon: ...I don't think I'm such a secretive person.

Subconscious: That means you don't know yourself well enough.

Alas... every day I want to beat my subconscious... more than the day before.

"I'm fine." Although depressed, but this time is still a bit good, at least learned the skill of teaching, so Leon stood up.Behind him, the tentacles propped up a huge grape leaf, and Leon coughed, "The first lesson we are going to teach today is the basic principles of Uncle Ma's philosophy..."

Eldy sat down with the mood of cheering for Leon, so he faced Leon at the beginning and kept smiling.Leon stumbled at the beginning of the lecture, but when he gradually became fluent, Eldy's expression began to become serious.

Some things, if you break it up and put it in front of some people, they will all think it is nonsense.But for others, as long as they understand a little, they can understand a lot.

Only in modern times on the earth, the courses that countless people can learn in the open classroom, in the ancient times on the earth, it is the dragon slaying technique, and it is the secret scroll in the palace of knowledge.

Leon was there to lecture and didn't stop others from coming to listen.Originally, Finon and the other knights stayed away from the two, giving space to the two long-lost teenage lovers.But seeing that the two of them actually had a lecture?Is this what young couples are supposed to do?First, Finon came to listen out of curiosity, and then he stopped, and then the other knights followed.