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"I'm not going back! Did you hear that?! I'm not going back!" Mo Lin ran all the way up to the second floor of the newspaper headquarters, patting the editor's desk and roaring.

"Molin, Sylvester City is a good place, where..."

"Editor-in-Chief, I'm just here to tell you that I'm not going. If you accept it, I will continue to work for the newspaper. If you don't accept it, then... Anyway, there is a shortage of people who can write everywhere in the city." Mo Lin His full name is Maureen Valor. He has a surname. He was originally a nobleman, one of those run-down nobles who didn't leave Hope City.

Most of the others were helpless and had no way to leave, but he voluntarily, because the upper echelons of this place are enlightened and fair young people, he can survive here even if his life is not good.But with the family leaving, Mo Lin felt that he might not live to be 30 years old.

He is also a person who can accept new things, for example, the unprecedented job of reporter.

But, as he now finds out, journalists aren't very safe either.

"Don't be so excited, Maureen." The editor-in-chief immediately pulled Maureen and told him to sit down, "Didn't everything go well before us? There was some chaos before Sylvester City, and you were quite happy back then , why is it suddenly like this now?"

Mo Lin took the wine given to him by the editor-in-chief and poured it down in one gulp: "Because I was a fool at that time, I didn't know what a group of lunatics would do..."

Sylvester City is a border city of the Principality of Jose. The Principality of Jose is different from the Principality of Camelot in that it is a warlike country.Sylvester City is the forefront of the Hesse Principality's resistance to the Cairns Empire. The two countries have fought for more than 100 years, and the city has been tempered into a strong iron gate.

Sylvester City survived the disaster, but they didn't have a Leon.Moreover, the Principality of Hesse is a monotheistic country that respects the God of War and allows members of other churches to transit, but prohibits them from preaching within the city limits. During the eight years of the disaster, they have been short of food and drink—greenhouses and water towers that can automatically store water are the crystallization of magic, but in the pollution of the disaster, they need the divine power of plant and water gods.

In the small broken city, some people began to worship demons out of despair, and the situation in Sylvester City was of course even worse.During the disaster, they killed a large number of demon believers, and once used the demon believers as food. Whether there will be unjust deaths here...don't think about it.

The calamity is over, and the small broken city has returned to calm. Everyone is focused on working and studying, but this is not the case in some places.Like Sylvester City.

Disasters subside, earthquakes, topographical and geological changes are all over the world.Of course, the major churches first supported their own dioceses. Sylvester City also collapsed, and there was a drought. Coupled with the sharp decrease in population, last year, food was only [-]% of what it was before the disaster.Under the premise that the ruler issued relief, peasants who starved to death can still be seen everywhere outside the city.

The ruling class in the city is not idle either. They are not increasing disaster relief efforts or finding ways to get more food, but... fighting among themselves.Because the nobles who took refuge in other places came back, these people were not all cowards who fled, and many people were forced to leave for the survival of the family, and they were also elites.

Now those who come back, those who stick to it, and some people who have emerged in the disaster (such as the Bonova family) are about to start fighting for power.

This kind of situation exists in all places, not just the special case of Sylvester City.

The evil disaster has passed, but for the civilians, it seems that their disaster has not passed, and they are still living in hell.Even when the evil disaster is present, as long as they work hard, speak carefully, and not be labeled as evil worshipers, they can still live.It is more difficult for them to live now. There is no food, their children and wives are dead, and they are sitting on the barren ground. Every breath seems to be a step closer to death...

So in places where the rulers couldn't see, more people began to worship the devil.

"...Today, someone with something like a blasting amulet rushed into the grain depot. Then, someone rushed into a restaurant, a grocery store, and on the street..." Mo Lin trembled, "I got When the news went to the grain depot... there was a person who was right next to me..."

Maureen was speechless, his teeth began to chatter, and he bit his tongue just now.He wasn't that scared on the way back, but the more he thought about it now, the more scared he became, as if a chill was about to freeze his heart.

Although he was not of high birth, his parents loved him when they were alive, and his original character was a bit cynical.Today, when he learned that the grain depot was bombed and many people died, he still felt excited. He thought it was big news.But when the explosion appeared beside me, just a few steps away...

A horse had half its body blown off, neighing mournfully as its internal organs flowed to the ground.The coachman and the two passengers were blown into pieces of meat all over the sky, and those indistinguishable pieces of meat fell from the sky like rain and sprinkled on his head.There was also a child, a very beautiful little girl, she was blown up, her head fell right in front of Maureen, she was still intact up to the nose, but her two eyeballs had been blown out of their sockets, Connected by long nerves in the dark eye sockets.

Mo Lin lost a piece of memory, and when he recovered, he had already showered desperately at home, but he still felt that he could smell blood.After taking a shower, he should have contacted the headquarters by phone, but he couldn't bear to stay in that city at all, so he ran out and rented the fastest flying mount, ran to a nearby city, and used the teleportation array.On the way to rent a flying mount, he avoided people whenever he saw them, and was almost misunderstood by the sheriff as a robber or a murderer.

"...Those people, those people said that it was a sacrifice, offering sacrifices to the demons and letting them return to the earth. I brought you the big news, and I will not go back again." Molin yelled the big news all the way Come here, the idea of ​​not going back was not so clear at that time, but now no one wants him to change his mind.

"Madman..." Hearing what Mo Lin said, the editor-in-chief's eyes widened in astonishment.

Such sensational news, of course, also reached the ears of Leon and Eldy, and it was the news brought by Hogan and Morifio.

"We also want to prevent riots from happening here?" Leon was surprised, "There are no such people here?"

According to common sense, there seem to be such people on the earth.Some of them are really crazy, some are forced, some are deceived, or are influenced by some external forces. The reasons are many and very complicated.It’s fine for other places. Leon thinks that in this small broken city, people who work hard can have enough food and drink, and those who don’t want to work hard cherish their own lives. As for foreign forces...the foreign forces spend so much Wouldn't it be good to toss the big cities with all your strength?What do they want in the small broken city?

"There is a cult involved." Morifio said, "And according to the records in the history books, after each evil disaster, the underground world will launch an invasion soon after. Sometimes the history books even make mistakes Confusing the invasion of the abyss with the invasion of the underground world, such as our name for the battlefield of gods and demons. Therefore, it is not ruled out that there are also the handwriting of the leading spies of the underground world. You have an entrance to the underground world here..."

"What?! There is an entrance to the underground world here?!" Although he also came to report, he knew that he was not good at these things, so Hogan, who had been listening obediently, exclaimed.All three looked at him, and he immediately shut up.

"The known entrances to the underground world are all under my monitoring. After the earthquake of the evil disaster, I also checked the surroundings carefully, but I didn't see any new entrances and exits. But I will check a few more times and strengthen the monitoring. Self-explosion I also understand this matter, and I will cooperate with Eldi to strengthen supervision."

Eldi is in charge of the army, and Leon has now taken over the civil affairs again.

"But don't cause a commotion, take care of it." Morifio gave a few more instructions, but didn't say anything more.Then the little broken city started to move, and that afternoon, the notice board in the city hall announced that someone was carrying explosive charms and bombed everywhere.

Morifio: "..."

Aren't you afraid of riots in the city? !

There is really no riot in the city. Although everyone is full of vigilance against others, many oolong incidents have occurred, but many thieves, robbers and hooligans have also been caught. The security level of the small broken city has risen again a step.

Morifio: Well, it's all right.

"Morifeo." Morifeo thought everything was fine, but Leon (the tentacles) knocked on the window three days later, "I need your help."

Seriously and nervously, Morifio put the tentacles in: "What happened?" Could it be that his tentacles couldn't stand it because he discovered the change in the dungeon?

"Do I have some contribution points now?" Leon didn't know whether he had any contribution points. After all, he had contacts with the church, but there should be some leftovers, right?

"Yes." Morifio answered very firmly, although he had forgotten that Archbishop Herta had promised Leon to keep the score - Archbishop Herta, it was really a long time ago.

"So, can I buy a Dream Demon from the church?"

"..." Morifio thought he had heard wrong, his pointed ears moved twice, "What monster?"

"Dream monster, to be more specific, the kind of monster that absorbs other people's anger by making people dream. I heard that this kind of monster has males and females. In my case, it should be male?"

"........." Although he heard it right, he didn't want to hear this at all, and he didn't want to study these things with Leon.

"You know I'm Eldi's teacher, right?" Morifio asked with a serious face after making mental preparations for a while.

"Of course I know. Oh! Don't worry, I won't do anything to betray Eldy."

"Hehe." Morifio snorted coldly, "Do you think I'm a silly elf? You explained to yourself what a dream demon is, and you said you wouldn't betray?"

"I really won't betray. I didn't expect to do anything with Dream Demon. I just want to ask him to help me solve a few problems."

"Well, say (bian), continue to say (bian)."

"I don't know what Gu Qianwang is, and I can't produce Gu Qiang." Leon really understood why Eldi was dissatisfied, and in the final analysis it was Gu Qianwang's matter.Leon himself thought it was fine, but Eldy was about to come, a male teenager with a very healthy body. In his vague memory, someone seemed to describe a boy of this age in this way—a wild horse with a burrower on his head.

It has nothing to do with personal morality or literacy. This is the pot of endocrine. They are also rational, but they are very excited and full of various impulses to explore and practice.

What's more, Eldi still loves him very much. He curls up his body every morning and often runs to the toilet suddenly in daily life, which is the norm of Eldi recently.

Leon himself had never had such urges and was disgusted by such behavior, but he understood why Eldy developed this behavior.And...in order to make Eldy happy, let's study it.At least put it on.Because Leon can't accept Eldy to do this kind of behavior with others, to lie on other people's beds and arms, no matter whether the other party is a man or a woman.

Morifio opened his mouth a little, and he glanced at Leon's lower body: "I think...you should go to Hogan for this kind of question."

"Hogan? Does he have a lot of experience in this field?" Leon was terrified. How stupid is Hogan? !It turned out to be a mentor-level figure that Morifio felt he could learn from in this respect? !

"Of course not, that guy is still a virgin. What I mean is, seek him for treatment. Although I have never heard of him treating that aspect of the disease... But it is always an organ problem, right? The God of Nature also has the priesthood of reproduction, It should be treated."

"I have no problem with that." Leon explained seriously.

In fact, he still has problems in the sense of a normal person. Le Solid Ang has no corresponding organs at all, but he can automatically adjust the state of any external parts, so the function of that ♂ is not comparable to that of any male.

"You're young and I know it's shameful to admit such things, you... I know! I know! Don't show me that stuff! Oh God! My eyes are going to go blind!"

Gujiugujiu's tentacles popped out just now, but the tentacles are pointy and need to be mosaiced.Leon showed Morifeo with practical actions, and now Morifeo is still covering his eyes in pain.

"How do you want me to look directly at your tentacles in the future?" Morifio made a dying remark.

"...Then don't look directly."

"It means that your function is fine, but there is a problem with feeling, right?"

"Yes..." In fact, the function is also problematic, but this function is not the other function.Leon doesn't think he can reproduce, or these tentacles are his offspring-parthenogenesis?Self split?Why did a large group of paramecium suddenly appear in my mind?

"I'll find the Dreaming Demon for you, but you can also find Hogan. Even if your function is fine, the God of Nature's priesthood of reproduction will still have an effect on you."

"Okay, I will go, thank you very much." Morifio was right, Leon felt that he could really try.

And when he said he would go, he turned around and left after finishing his conversation with Morifio.

Hogan thought Leon was here for something important, like those suicide attacks, but who knows...

"Are you asking if I have any reproductive charms?" Isn't it the kind of middle-aged man who came to ask him such a question?

"Yes."

"You...have." As a priest's professional ethics, Hogan will not ask Leon if there is a problem with that aspect, "There are reproduction charms, there are small statues of the God of Nature that simply point to the priesthood of reproduction, and there are entrances. Enter the potion, which one do you want?"

"Both of them?" Leon wasn't sure, because he didn't know which would work.

"..." Is the situation this serious? !Leon is only nineteen, right?Could it be because he was injured in the battle?For example, those eight years were soaked in magma.Thinking of this, Hogan's heart immediately became soft and painful, "Do you mind if I treat you?"

"what?"

"Because it is very likely that the problem in this area is a manifestation of some kind of physical injury. Charms, statues, and potions cannot solve the problem in essence. Because they are all used to improve your needs in certain aspects, but if the organ itself that meets the needs There is a problem, and that only makes things worse."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with my organs." No organs.

"Leon, you are still young. I know that it is difficult to talk about the disease, but no matter what the disease is, it is a disease. If it is not treated, the minor disease will become a serious disease, and the disease that can be cured will also become untreatable. .Since you come to me for help, rather than always relying on external things, you still hope that you can completely get better, right?"

Hogan looked at Leon with sincere eyes, and it was the first time that Leon saw Hogan who could speak so well. This is how he talks to believers every day, and he looks really trustworthy.

It wasn't because of his personal friendship with them that he became the priest of the current small broken city cathedral. Hogan's own ability is beyond doubt.

——Leon felt a little guilty when he realized that he had underestimated this friend in the past.

"Okay." With a guilty conscience, he agreed inexplicably, "Then what am I going to do?"

"You just stand here and don't move." Hogan took out a staff - the body of the staff is a straight and simple stick, with a green grape leaf on the top of the staff.

"The great lord of nature, the controller of the cycle of seasons, the guardian of reproduction, the defender of love..." Hogan recited a prayer, and the grape leaves became more and more tender, as if a little touch of the grape leaves It's about to break.Hogan's staff lightly pointed at Leon, and Leon endured the conditioned reflex of dodging and counterattacking, allowing the green light to hit him.

And then... nothing happened.

Leon:? ? ?

Hogan:? ? ?

You are the caster, why do you also have question marks on your face?

Leon complained about Hogan, and Hogan did what he did just now.

"So, how?"

"..." Hogan opened his mouth, closed it again, opened his mouth, and closed it again. He stared blankly for a while before saying with certainty, "I...can't find your internal organs. The one just now Divine art, normally speaking, should be able to see through your body. It is the divine art that you have always wanted to get in the hospital, but until now we have not been able to solidify this effect on the spell. You... Are you following I play games?"

Hogan looked at Leon suspiciously. On the one hand, he suspected that Leon had transformed the tentacles into his own appearance, and on the other hand, he suspected that Leon was wearing something to prevent detection.

"The one here is me, and I didn't bring any special props. I just look like this." In case Hogan still didn't believe it, Leon took off his shirt and gave Hogan a live performance. "Naturally disemboweled", the muscles below his neck began to split from the middle, and the ribs also opened up. The flesh and bones stretched to the sides looked like two huge wings, while the chest cavity and abdominal cavity protected by bones Inside, the soft viscera that should be full, but now half of it can't be seen.

Hogan shook twice. If he hadn't experienced the evil disaster, he would probably faint from fright now.

Leon just showed it, and quickly retracted the "wings", returning to his human form.

Hogan wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, took a sip of water to loosen his throat: "Leon, Leon, are you really human?"

"Of course I'm not a pure human, I'm a half-devil." Leon pointed to the horns on his head, one complete and one incomplete, so it seemed that he was still a crippled half-devil.

Hogan looked at Leon and still couldn't figure it out for a long time: "It doesn't matter! Your existence must be a natural choice!" Don't think about it if you don't understand it. Believers of the God of Nature should obey nature!

"I probably understand why you have no gaps." Hogan bit his lip, frowned and thought for a while, "But you are still a creature, right?"

"Yes, I am alive."

"Then... as long as it is a living creature, it should have the need to reproduce. The breeding talisman should be useful to you, but I am not sure how strong the talisman you need. I will give you a room, and you can experiment first. "

"it is good."

In the church, there are consultation rooms for treating patients and prayer rooms for believers. Hogan gave Leon a prayer room, and then moved a big box.Inside the large box are small wooden boxes. When one box is opened, there is a piece of fine linen cloth with exquisite embroidery. The main body of the embroidery is two intertwined snakes, and the background is dotted with grape leaves and grapes.

"See this seal? Peel it off. The amulet will activate. The top one is light, the bottom one is medium, and the bottom one is heavy. They're also different colors, experiment here yourself The effect of the talisman lasts a long time, and it accumulates gradually. When the effect is slightly effective, put the talisman back into the box immediately. After the test, put the talisman back into the box and knock on the door."