I'm really a crispy French

The tentacle sent a knife and a wooden plate. A member of the Elvira team cut a piece of cake. I don't know what he was thinking at the time. In short, he suddenly raised his arm and threw the cake out. !The cake hit an audience member in the face, and the noisy scene fell silent for a second.

"It's so delicious!" The guy who was beaten first wiped his face and ate the cake.

"Let's share it together!" The team member who threw the cake had already grabbed the cake, threw out the second piece, and then another person was beaten all over the face of the cake.

It was like a signal, all the players threw out their cakes and invited other players to do the same.The audience, who were isolated by tentacles outside the venue, laughed and screamed. This is a happy thing.Until the cake is completely thrown away, the matter is not over, all the tentacles neatly announced: "The winner will parade around the village. OK! Everyone can throw them with flowers, wine, or ordinary water! It is forbidden to use food, bring Throw objects that have a peculiar smell, or objects that will hurt people! Violators will be punished with three days of hard labor!"

The "old man" in the village hissed, but ran home as fast as he could to get ready.

A game turned into an event that attracted the attention of the whole village, and turned into a carnival.The victors got on their horses and walked around the village. At first the villagers just splashed them with flower petals and water, but gradually it turned into splashing each other. Only a few people got angry at this time, most people All laughed and experienced this presumptuous fun.

"What's the number today?" Leon asked Eldy.

"June 25."

"Do this every year from now on."

"it is good."

"This year, my tentacles will maintain order. Next year, the sheriff's team should be able to be established."

The next morning, the rugby field was still lively, because Morifio was playing rugby with a group of knights—others had jobs, and it was okay to be pulled out by Leon for a day, but it was impossible to be there every day.Morifio didn't just play, he felt the atmosphere of military confrontation from this kind of game.Although their knights will also fight in groups, but that kind is not the same as this kind.

On the second night, Leon built two more football fields, but these two fields are far away.

Not all three venues can be used at the beginning, after all, it is impossible for the Cavaliers to play every day.But when rugby was sold to the outside world, civilians began to organize games. Although the visibility was not as strong as that of the Cavaliers, it still attracted many people to watch.

Then other ball games began to be produced, such as football, basketball, badminton, table tennis... Football and basketball also became popular rapidly. Badminton and table tennis were slightly inferior, but they were favored by more women.In addition, there are shuttlecocks, rope skipping and sandbag throwing, which are also widely spread.

Rugby, though, was the hottest game, especially since Morifeo's knights played it in armor.When the armor collides, it makes a loud bang, and even rubs sparks.When the knights ran on the ground, waist-high dust was kicked out on the ground, and the knights who were knocked into the air made amazing deep pits when they fell to the ground.It makes ordinary people dazzled and excited!

In mid-July, Hogan came to Leon: "The priest of Yarman City expressed the hope that he could hold a match with the knights of our village. He offered [-] gold coins as a prize for the winner."

Leon who said that the intercity competition was just a joke: ...

"Leon?"

"Give Morifeo five hundred gold coins and let him take the people there."

With so many sports, the people in Hope Village have indeed become more energetic. However, the sailors who come to resupply are still a problem. After all, there are not ball games every day, and not all sailors are interested in sports. .Even if interested, some sailors prefer to relax rather than dying of exhaustion themselves, or watching others exhausted.

"Eldi, have you heard of sauna?" Leon touched his chin.

"A new snack?"

"What about the steam bath?"

Eldy literally ponders the thing for 2 minutes: "Steam bath? Is that any different than sweating?"

"very good!"

The tentacles started beating and beating that day, and built a wooden house in the yard of Leon and Eldy, and invited the plumber (the awakened one in the team leader) to come over and pass the water pipes and sewers.When the two of them came back from work at night, they both stood in the yard looking at the cabin. This was Leon's first time doing carpentry.

"Leon, I think that even if we are thrown into the wild, we can live a noble life soon." Eldy knew that this should be the steam bath that Leon was talking about, "What a big house .” It was only a little smaller than their original house.

Subconscious mind: Don't set up FLAG.

Leon: Too much thinking, impossible.Even if we go to the wilderness, it is impossible for us to build a house. At that time, we must find ways to come back, and we will not think about settling in the local area.

"No matter where you go, I will let you live a noble life." Leon put his hips on his hips, with a smug expression on his face.

Subconscious mind: ... Where's the straight man that you promised?

"Okay."

"By the way, don't stand here stupidly, go in and have a try." Leon pulled Aldi into the room.There is a shoe cabinet when you enter the door. There are wooden flip flops on the cabinet, two clothes baskets on the shoe cabinet, and cotton bathrobes in the basket.

Aldi saw this kind of shoes for the first time, and after putting them on, his toes felt weird: "Why not use ordinary slippers?"

"Because this kind of shoes is more convenient for taking a shower. You won't feel awkward after a while." Leon stuffed a basket to Eldy, took the other one himself, and urged him to move forward, "Come on, come on .”

There is a small step in front, and there is a wooden floor on the step, but almost as soon as you step up the step, there is a door on the left and right: "Let's go in and change clothes first."

Eldy pushed open the door on the left hand. This is simply a dressing room, with stools on the floor and hooks on the wall.Eldy put the changed clothes into the clothes bag, put on a bathrobe, and walked out.Sure enough, Leon had already stepped out before him, and continued to pull him forward.

The ground was raised by another step, and changed from a wooden floor to a stone floor. The slippers that made a rattling sound when stepped on the ground, when they collided with the stone floor, made a more crisp sound.Eldy suddenly regained his childlike innocence, stepped up his steps, and suddenly the sound of his footsteps became "quack quack!"

Erdi, who was stepping happily, suddenly felt something was wrong. When he looked up, he found that Leon was looking at him with a smile. Immediately, Erdi couldn't move under his feet, and even froze. The beam was so red hot.

"Why don't you keep stomping? Shall I stomp with you?"

"Not good!" Speaking like this is more like a willful child, Eldi only hopes that he can have the powerful power to go back in time and space, and erase the self just now.

Leon finally found out that he embarrassed Eldy (so he is still very straight), and just now it was the behavior of which pot was not opened and which pot was lifted: "The next step is to take a bath, wash your body clean." He turned his eyes Turn away and point to the next room.

There is a shower head in the bathroom, and there are small compartments separated by stone slabs, and two people can share one room.The two walked into their respective compartments silently and took a bath silently, nothing happened during this period.

"It's good like this. The water is gone and it's relatively clean." After taking a shower, Eldi's face has returned to normal. He wiped his hair with a cotton towel with one hand, and pointed at the drain in front of the bathroom with the other hand , covered with forearm-length rectangular iron hollow drainage covers, "It is cleaner and more economical than a bath. It's just not as comfortable as a bath."

"It's in the back." There is a formal sauna in the back, a very simple one, surrounded by wooden stepped seats, and an iron plate in the middle. Firewood is burning under the iron plate, and the smoke has gone from the flue. The top of the iron plate is stone.There is a basin of water next to it, and the sauna room is already quite warm at this time.

When Leon came in, he walked towards the middle, scooped water from the basin with a wooden spoon, and poured it on the stone, "呵啦". In an instant, the water turned into steam, and a white piece rose from the stone.

Eldy was standing next to Leon, sweat came out just after taking a shower, he should feel unwell, but the warm steam on his face made him unable to move his feet again.Leon sat down and pulled his hand, and he sat down.Heat, sweat, steam, he let out a long breath: "Is there any more?"

"Yes, there is a large bathtub at the back. But you must wash your body before you can enter."

Eldy nodded. It could be seen that this place was not for family use. If it was just the two of them, many settings would be redundant. Leon should have considered a steam room open to the public when he established it.

"It's not just for entertaining outsiders, but also for the sake of our villagers. This place has a climate advantage. After the villagers are required to take a bath, they can wash with a basin of water even in winter. But taking a bath in cold water is not a comfortable thing after all. Bathing has even become a task, a means to please those of us who are superior, and it also makes bathing an uncomfortable thing, even a burden. We can also build simple public bathrooms, but public bathrooms, now It has become synonymous with X Academy in many places..."

"Well... the place where foreigners bathe must be separated from the place where locals bathe. Even if it is discrimination against foreigners, they must be separated. Many of them have diseases, especially X disease."

"I think so too. And these places must be strictly controlled, otherwise the steam room may also become synonymous with X hospital." The two children seriously studied the issues that children would never understand.Leon found that after he said this, Eldi's expression became subtle, "Actually... I'm not that rigid. A small number of men and women voluntarily sell their bodies for various reasons, and I will pretend not to know. But As the highest official, I must bite to death and say no, otherwise, with the character of some people, this matter will immediately get out of control in the village."

"In my opinion, people who think like you will only be old-fashioned with high moral standards." As a local aboriginal, Eldi is very casual about this matter, "But , Who told this to be you? As long as it is your wish, I will obey it. Of course, sometimes I will also put forward some opinions. "

The two looked at each other and smiled, and Eldy stood up and stretched his waist: "Let's go, call some people over, let's enjoy together." The shower room can only be used by two people, but the steam room can accommodate seven or eight people together Sitting comfortably - not counting seven or eight people like Batu Ton.

"You don't need to go, I have already knocked on their door. But I only called the knights, let Hogan bring Batu Torn over tomorrow."

Eldy sat down immediately, stretched his legs forward, leaned back and supported himself with his hands: "Your tentacles are so convenient."

It didn't take long for the knights to arrive one after another. When Leon asked them to come, he said that he wanted them to try out the upcoming civic entertainment, which had something to do with taking a bath.So everyone brought a change of clothes. Although Elvira was a woman, she didn't refuse, but of course she was the first to go in after coming here.

When they squeezed into the steam room one after another, everyone's reactions were also different.The most enjoyable is the dwarf copper hammer. He sat on the stepped seat and leaned against his back. He didn’t drink, but his face also looked dizzy from drinking too much: “It’s so wonderful! Your Excellency Leon! Do you want me to tell the clan about the construction method?!"

"Twenty dwarf craftsmen, work for one year. Ordinary craftsmen must be ordinary craftsmen. We don't need a master here for the time being."

"Then you can exchange fifty!"

"Not so much."

"That's twenty! I'll let them owe the remaining thirty. How about a trade route? I'll let them bring iron ingots and exchange them for our cloth and clothes."

"No, we are too far away from the dwarves' country. You can buy cheaper cloth and clothes in the north. I welcome the dwarves to bring iron ore. If they come, I will buy them at a fair price."

Copper Hammer grinned: "You are an excellent lord, Your Excellency." If Leon accepted it, it would be a one-shot deal, and it would not be against the dwarf tribe, but don't try to make a good impression, Copper Hammer Hammer would even look down on Leon, "You are a good friend!" Copper Hammer came over, raised his arm, and wanted to tap Leon's shoulder, but looked at Leon's small shoulder, and then looked at his big fist, dwarf I can't do it anymore.

"I, I, I... I'm a little dizzy..." A low and weak voice suddenly came out from the side, and the Elvira knight was staggering. Fortunately, Finon moved quickly enough to support her, otherwise she would have died It's about to fall to the ground.

Everyone reacted very quickly, the tentacle immediately opened the door of the steam room, and Finon rushed towards the shower as fast as he could with Elvira in his arms—the tentacle saw Elvira, and in a very short time, Elvira's entire body began to wrinkle, including her bald scalp.Fortunately, the distance from the shower room is very short, the tentacle turned on the cold water after entering, and washed Elvira and Finon who was holding her.

Elvira's wrinkled body quickly recovered, she opened her eyes and let out a sigh of escape: "Ah..."

"Sorry, it was my mistake."

"No, no, it's me." Elvira sat up, her bathrobe slipped off, all the men closed their eyes, Elvira covered her mouth and smiled, "Open your eyes at ease, You can't see what's in a human woman."

Elvira is a very serious female knight, so she shouldn't be joking in this regard. Leon opened his eyes, and what he saw was...the silver fish scales, the fish scales wrapped her entire chest, extending all the way to the bathroom. The part covered by the robe.

"My mother is a cold-water mermaid, but I like hot baths very much. It never occurred to me that the hot steam is a danger to me." Elvira looked at Leon, "You put the things you love Share with us that you are a very good friend, Your Excellency Leon. What happened just now was just an accident that no one thought of, and even I am more responsible for this matter."

Elvira stood up, turned on the cold water more, stood under the shower head with squinted eyes: "But this is really a good thing, what is it called?"

"Water pipes?" Isn't there all these things?

"No, I mean the spout."

"Shower head." There seems to be another word called shower, but the shower head is very good.

"It makes the water flow more comfortably and softly." Elvira touched her scalp, "Do you need anything? Unfortunately, this little thing is not enough for me to pay you on behalf of the mermaid clan." remuneration."

"This little thing will spread quickly, what I want...Please tell your friends, Knight Elvira, that this thing was invented by me, and our village welcomes all races that abide by the rules."

Elvira smiled: "Okay."

"I also want something." Finon has been looking at Elvira, and now he is talking to Leon without moving his eyes, "Except for the part that heats the stone in the middle, that room can also be used in a house Bar?"

"Yes. But isn't there heating technology now? It's the heating technology in which hot water pipes circulate in the home."

"Yes, but the metal pipes they can afford will be frozen and cracked in my hometown. I can't use energy stones in my hometown. If every family burns wood in their own homes...then it's better to use a fireplace."

"Then I recommend a special method for you, earth kang." There is no coal in this world, but firewood should be able to burn kang, "but let them be careful when building earth kang, on the one hand, the smoke and dust are likely to kill people, In addition, if the temperature of the kang is too high, people will be roasted to death.”

All three have needs, Leon looked at Moriffeo, and Morifeo raised his hands: "I like steam baths very much, but I don't think most elves or half-elves have the same hobbies as me."

Those three were inextricably linked to his hometown, but Morifeo had always wanted nothing to do with the elves.But this is his own choice, and it is his own family business, Leon is just curious in his heart.

"How about building a steam room for the barracks first?" Leon looked at Elvira, "By the way, we can also build a cold room."

"Thank you very much." Elvira smiled at Leon. Among the knights, she is not the only one who has a special situation. Everyone else can go to the steam room, but they can't... Of course it doesn't matter, everyone is a mature warrior who has experienced tests. It's not the cutie who just walked out of the training camp and holds hands in everything.But it's always nice to be able to do some casual socializing together.

"Let's build another football field," said Morifio.

"not enough?"

"Not enough. I think the other three venues should be used by civilians. In our army, only one is enough."

"You build it yourself, clear the weeds and flatten the land, fill in the dividing line, and use it as training." Leon was extremely ruthless, "The same is true for basketball courts and football fields."

"You're so cold-blooded." Morifio looked at Leon accusingly.

"Thank you for the compliment."

"..."

The conversation ended here, the adults bid farewell to Leon and Eldy, and everyone else had nothing to say, except for a small episode between Finon and Elvira.At first, Elvira went first, followed by Finon, but Elvira stopped and looked at Finon. Finon, who was always heavy-mouthed, was shy at that time, and he glanced to the other side , until Elvira came over and took his hand.

"The special characteristics of mermaid in me are obvious."

"I know."

"I am a female, but the females of our tribe are stronger than the males."

"Ah."

"I have curves similar to human females, but that's just a coincidence, I was born by my father."

"!" Finon stumbled, but managed to stand still in time.

Elvira stopped and looked at him: "The fertility of our race is different from that of most races. I can marry you like a normal woman, but if I want to have a child, I need to put the mature seeds 'transition' into your body."

"Transition...is that kind of transition?" Finon made a simple and understandable gesture.

"Yes. So, you are with me. I am both your woman and your man. In contrast, you are my man and my woman."

"!!!"

Subconscious: Nosebleed.jpg.This, this is really serious!

Leon: Yes, it is heavy.

He is calm and indifferent in daily life, and his personality is as cold as Leon. After hearing this news, he is also a little...cough cough!It wasn't that he deliberately eavesdropped, it was actually Finon and Elvira who walked silently behind the others, and Morifio and the others also realized that the two companions had something to say, so they walked away quickly. Only the two of them are left, and now they are within 500 meters of Leon's house.

Just in case, with his and Eldy's home as the center, within 500 meters of the three-dimensional area, including the underground and the sky, there are densely covered Leon's large and small avatars. They will not be revealed in daily life, but will Pay attention to every move of everyone around you.

Lying next to Leon, Erdi who felt that Leon was wrong: "?"