Touch a corpse to fall in love

June 2012, 6. City A.

Cheng Xiao's mind was a little dizzy, and he had a dream all night, and it was difficult to think about it.

"Dududu-"

Cheng Xiao's monotonous and dull cell phone rang, and Cheng Xiao brushed his teeth and ran over to get the phone, put it in his ear, and ran to the bathroom to continue brushing his teeth: "Hello? Laguo (which one)?"

"Hey, Cheng Zier, miss me?"

A frivolous voice rang in his ears, with a hint of ridicule, Cheng Xiao's eyebrows twitched slightly, and calmly spit out the foam in his mouth: "Bus, Hames (what's the matter)?"

Seeing that the molestation failed, the other party seemed to have a muffled smile: "That's right, Cheng Zi'er, I asked you about a job yesterday, and the salary is very good, that's it..."

Cheng Xiao immediately spit out the toothpaste froth in his mouth, then rinsed his mouth, grabbed the towel beside him and wiped it, and ran to the table outside with his mobile phone: "What job?"

"Ah, the salary is very high, but the work is a bit tiring, working at night and resting during the day..."

Cheng Xiao was puzzled: "Why are you so hesitant to speak today? I haven't seen you so unhappy on weekdays. The night shift is the night shift. It's not like you don't know my situation." As long as he can make money, he doesn't care whether he is tired or not. How can children from the countryside pay so much attention.

The bus chuckled again: "Okay, then I'll tell you. The job was introduced by a buddy of mine. It's night watch in the funeral parlor, and it's only on the night shift."

Cheng Xiao was stunned for a moment, and after a long pause, he answered, "The funeral home is the funeral home, as long as you have money, you can take it." For some reason, Cheng Xiao suddenly remembered the red-faced uncle he saw last night, and his back slightly twitched. cold.

"You agreed?" The bus was a little surprised, "Actually... brother, I don't want to lie to you, as for my buddy, he used to be the night guard of the funeral home, but something happened a few days ago, he is dead. I don’t want to go back. I think you have been looking for a job, so I want you to give it a try. It’s fine if he scares himself. If there is something really dirty, don’t worry, brother, I will protect you. with you."

Cheng Xiao laughed dryly, ignoring the last sentence of the bus: "Fortunately, you are still a highly educated man, you have watched too many horror movies!" Having said that, Cheng Xiao still asked, "What did you say? Dude, what's going on?"

The usual chuckle of the bus: "Well, let's talk about it when we meet. If you think it's okay, I'll introduce you to the person in charge of the funeral home by the way."

"Success." As soon as Cheng Xiao heard that we were going to meet, he immediately walked to the bed and took a coat, "Go to the slag restaurant, I'll treat you." No matter what happened to that buddy before, since the treatment is good , then he will try anyway.

This bus is a well-known rich second generation in their university. If even he thinks the treatment is good, it must be really good.And even if there is any problem, he still has the amulet from his grandma.This amulet has always been effective.

After hanging up the phone, Cheng Xiao tidied himself up casually and went out immediately.

Before leaving the house, Cheng Xiao couldn't help but chuckled when he heard the sound of "hum-chi-hum-chi" in the room next door: If he earns money, he can also find a gentle and beautiful girlfriend, right?The young man next door is really lucky, there is actually a girl who is willing to live with him in this dilapidated rented house.Cheng Xiao smiled lightly and shook his head, opened the heavy iron door and went out.

The Dirt Restaurant is located on the small street leading to the back gate of XX University.There are row upon row of restaurants and tea shops on both sides of the small street. At a glance, it will make people feel crowded. On closer inspection, in fact, every shop is very tidy. It can be regarded as a college student consumer street with a good hygienic environment.

During the four years of university, the four people in the dormitory have been hanging out in this restaurant.At first, the bus was reluctant to come, and I thought about taking everyone to the restaurant opened by their family for dinner and parties, but other people in the dormitory were embarrassed, so a few people ate three or four times in this cheap and clean small restaurant Year.

Cheng Xiao is the only true friend in the four years of Daba University, not one of them.

The bus also knew that Cheng Xiao didn't have much money, and inviting him to this kind of place was already the limit.

From the perspective of the bus, the point is not where to eat, but who to eat with.

9:30 AM, Dirt Restaurant.

The latest expensive Lamborghini sports car stopped suddenly at the door of a small restaurant with a beautiful sudden brake.

The man who got out of the car was about 23 or 1.8 years old, with wheat-colored skin, and his facial features were not particularly handsome, but he was very three-dimensional and full of masculinity.At least [-] meters tall, neither fat nor thin, obviously a young man.

As for this eye-catching young master, why did he have such a vulgar nickname like Daba... Of course, it was all thanks to Cheng Xiao.

The original name of the bus was Chen Yuguo, because he once argued with his classmates about whether to take the bus or take a taxi, Cheng Xiao, who has always been taciturn, said: "What's wrong with the bus, I think the bus is much better than you, so many people like it. "Because of this sentence, the bus has been entangled with Cheng Xiao since then, and specially submitted an application for changing the dormitory, and successfully became Cheng Xiao's classmate, roommate and best friend.

The bus squinted its eyes in the sun and looked at the small restaurant that hadn't been there for a while, then grinned silently.

The slag restaurant with less than 50 square meters is empty at this time, only the boss and the proprietress are sitting in the shop choosing and washing vegetables.

As soon as the bus entered, he said hello: "Boss, I wonder if there is anything to eat now?"

"Hey, Bus, haven't you all graduated yet? Why do you still have time to come to our small shop?" The proprietress smiled when she saw the bus. This is a big god of wealth. Every time Cheng Xiao comes to eat The proprietress will give a [-]% discount, and the loss in the middle is all secretly given to the boss by the bus.

"Ha, Cheng Zi'er wants to invite me to dinner, so I'll do it anyway."

"Tsk, look at what you said, other people don't know about your relationship, don't I know?" The proprietress smiled happily, "I'll go and prepare some of your favorite dishes, and it will be ready in a while."

"Then I'm going to trouble the proprietress." The bus knocked on the table, and he didn't have any special thoughts about coming to the restaurant with Cheng Xiao early in the morning.

About twelve or three minutes later, Cheng Xiao's figure appeared at the door of the restaurant.

The bus sat up and raised his hand: "Cheng Zier."

Cheng Xiao walked over and stood under the fan beside the table for a while: "It's only June, and the weather is already so hot."

The bus gave a low laugh, looked at Cheng Xiao for a while and said, "Does the house you rent have air conditioning?"

Cheng Xiao was stunned for a moment: "Just buy a small fan, I'm not afraid of the heat." Cheng Xiao turned to look at the bus, as if thinking about something.

"Let's talk about anything." The bus's slender right hand tapped the table with five fingers, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "I'll take you there after dinner, if you think it's okay, we'll talk about other things .”

Cheng Xiao glanced at the boss and the proprietress who were busy in the kitchen, bent down and sat down and said, "I was just thinking...how did you arrive so soon?" It stands to reason that the bus lives in a villa on the outskirts of the city, and it is a car drive away from here. It will take more than an hour, and Cheng Xiao lives in a small rental house near the school, and it takes only ten minutes to walk there.But the bus arrived before him.

"I've always been nearby." The bus explained indifferently, "You can stay in the luxury hotel in the city for as long as you want."

Cheng Xiao poured a glass of water: "I forgot, it's your family's property." It turned out that this kid hadn't come home, Cheng Xiao couldn't laugh or cry for a while, "You didn't stay in the city to help me inquire about work. Bar?"

"How is it possible?" The bus straightened up slightly, "If I find it for you, can I find such a job?"

Cheng Xiao thought about it, and it was true.

"Well, just pretend I didn't say it."

After the two had dinner, the bus drove Cheng Xiao to the funeral home.Talked about things along the way.

It turned out that the brother saw a woman in a wedding dress standing outside the duty room after eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, but when he went out to look, he found nothing.In the early hours of the morning, someone came to take over the shift. After a round of inspections, it was found that a young female corpse was missing, and what was missing along with the female corpse was the wedding dress sent by the family.

The successor immediately asked the brother if he had seen him, and the brother slowly recalled, and suddenly remembered that he saw a woman in a wedding dress after eleven o'clock at night...

Anyone who works in a funeral home is more or less courageous.

The two felt that someone had accidentally transported the corpse to the wrong place or something, and they should be able to find it after looking for it.So after the two combined, they went around the funeral home a few more times, looking for all possible places, but in the end they still couldn't find where the corpse had gone.

In a funeral home, such a thing as a lost body is still very serious.After the two searched to no avail, they immediately told the person in charge of the funeral home.

As soon as the person in charge heard about this, he immediately went to check the situation with the two of them, but when they arrived, they found that the corpse was just lying in the morgue...

The person in charge breathed a sigh of relief, but the other two were immediately ill.

The two remembered clearly that when they came here to check, there was no such corpse here, and there was no place to hide the corpse, let alone this corpse was still wearing a white wedding dress!

And the brother who was the most frightened was the brother who saw the female corpse at night. According to the bus, he seemed to have fainted from fright at that time. After being sent to the hospital, he was desperately unwilling to go back to the funeral parlor.

Two night guards resigned at the same time, leaving only one old man.

The funeral parlor was worrying that it was not easy to recruit people this year. When the bus heard about this, he immediately took the whole thing down with a dull head, saying that the job of recruiting people would be on him.

Cheng Xiao listened to the ins and outs of the whole incident, and roughly understood the meaning of the bus.

"You want to take me on an adventure together?"

"Bingo!" The bus held the steering wheel with its left hand, and snapped its fingers at Cheng Xiao with its right hand, "Whoever knows me, Xiaoxiao also!"

"Don't call me Xiaoxiao!" Cheng Xiao turned his head and glanced at the bus, and said speechlessly, "I really can't do anything about you. My idea is all on my head."

"Anyway, you can earn money and play with both hands~" The bus whistled indifferently, "What's more, I, the handsome and wealthy Young Master Chen, will accompany you!"

The funeral home that the bus mentioned was rebuilt from an abandoned factory on the outskirts of the city six years ago, and it is now the largest funeral home in the entire city A.

Cheng Xiao had heard about this funeral home at school before, and it seemed that the people who deal with funeral affairs here are either rich or expensive, so the fees have always been very high.It seems that Daba still hasn't changed his habit of high-sightedness, and finding a job in a funeral parlor is so high-end and elegant.

When they arrived at the funeral home, the person in charge of the funeral home was already waiting outside the door.

The entire funeral home is a large circular building covering an area of ​​nearly 2 kilometers.There are about six floors.In front of the door, there are more than ten floors of open-air stairs. After going up, there is a terrace with a radius of half a kilometer, and then there is a one-way reflective glass door.

The six golden characters reflect a dazzling light on the top of the building - Heaven Gate Funeral Home.

What an arrogant name.Cheng Xiao complained secretly in his heart.

"Young Master Chen, I really trouble you this time." As soon as the person in charge saw the bus, he immediately greeted him, first said a few polite words, and then immediately turned to Cheng Xiao, "Who is this?"

"This is the person I want to introduce, my college classmate and good friend, Cheng Xiao."

"Ah, that's really welcome. We really need manpower here..." A funeral home of this size originally needed a lot of manpower, but now two of them left at once, the person in charge was really anxious, "How about it, The salary is as Young Master Chen said before, [-] a month, there is a cafeteria for meals during the day, and you can bring your own supper at night. Since Cheng Xiao is on the night shift, I can find a teacher from the cafeteria to accompany you. As for accommodation , you can live in the dormitory on the second floor, or you can go out and live by yourself, you make up your own mind."

Although the second floor of the funeral parlor is a dormitory for employees, no one wants to live in it, and it is still vacant.

The bus turned to Cheng Xiao who was slightly surprised: "Cheng Zier, what do you think? Are you satisfied?"

Cheng Xiao looked up at the sky for a while, until his eyes hurt a little from the sun, then he looked back and said, "I'm fine." Damn, [-] a month, how could he have a problem!Now let alone a female corpse who cheated, even if it is haunted, he will come!

The bus turned to the person in charge and said, "Since this is the case, there is no problem. Anyway, I am already familiar with the environment here. Later, I will help Cheng Xiao move things here, and we can go to work anytime."

"We...???" The person in charge was still confused, "What do you mean?"

The bus raised his eyebrows, with a half-smile: "That's right, I'm also your employee~"

The author has something to say: This chapter has been revised.