Love Genius Qian Xiaoke

Qian Xiaoke now understands that no matter what he does, he must be careful, otherwise he will suffer the consequences.

For example, carry a large box of condoms home by yourself.

awkward.

so awkward.

Very embarrassing.

Qian Xiaoke felt that he could write a poem with the word "embarrassment".

When the elevator reached the first floor, his colleagues all made way for him and let him go first.

Under everyone's gaze, Qian Xiaoke walked out of the elevator with a big box of "instant noodles" in his arms. Because the box was too big, he felt as if he had been pregnant for three years while walking, which was very funny.

After coming out, Qian Xiaoke deliberately walked slowly, falling behind everyone, and said goodbye to every colleague who passed him with a smile, and then walked slower and slower, and finally couldn't help turning his head back, looking at him with a smile on his face Jiang Tongyan, who was walking behind him, said, "Why don't you hurry up?"

"I'm quietly admiring your beauty." Jiang Tongyan said it like that, "I don't know why, but I think the way you walk with a condom is very charming."

"Hush! Shut up!" Qian Xiaoke looked around in panic, "Low key!"

Jiang Tongyan had been holding back his laughter for a long time, and now he could finally laugh out loud.

While laughing, he reached out to help Qian Xiaoke get the box, but Qian Xiaoke avoided him.

"Yo, don't you need my help?"

"Don't talk to me!" You haven't walked out of the company building yet, in case someone sees you, you won't be able to explain clearly!

Qian Xiaoke - Cautious.

Jiang Tongyan followed him helplessly, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

With Qian Xiaoke's brain circuit, it's no wonder that he couldn't find a boyfriend before.

Thinking of this, Jiang Tongyan was actually a little proud. After all, interesting souls are not so easy to meet. It is impossible to catch this interesting soul in his arms like a butterfly.

This box of condoms is not heavy, but it is too bulky, Qian Xiaoke walks with it, it is not convenient to see the road ahead.

Jiang Tongyan commanded from behind: "There is a manhole cover in front, if you step on it, I will spank your butt three times."

Qian Xiaoke snorted: "Pervert!"

Then he stepped on it, on purpose.

Jiang Tongyan smiled: "Which one of us is the pervert?"

"you!"

The two wandered to another road, and finally got away from the possible colleagues. Jiang Tongyan hurried over and took the big box of condoms from Qian Xiaoke.

They stood on the side of the road, Qian Xiaoke said: "It seems that we can only take a taxi back."

Not worth the candle.

When he bought these condoms, he stayed up until twelve o'clock to snap them up with others, but the rest of the money was spent on taxis.

Not worth the candle!

Jiang Tongyan asked him, "What are you thinking about with a bitter face?"

"I'm settling accounts." Qian Xiaoke said, "I'm afraid I have to pay."

"Pay what?"

"Happy." The joy of the Double Twelve snap-buying was gone just like that, and Qian Xiaoke leaned on Jiang Tongyan, pretending to "beep".

No matter how "humble" he is, it is certain that he will not be able to take public transportation with such a big box in his arms. The two of them took a taxi home. Jiang Tongyan opened the express box enthusiastically.

Condoms are something that only those who can use them know how to appreciate its beauty.

Jiang Tongyan sat on the floor, taking out boxes one by one.

"Huanjin is ultra-thin, smooth and passionate, and lasts for a long time..." Jiang Tongyan turned to look at Qian Xiaoke who was lying upside down on the sofa, "Did you buy this style because you think I'm not durable enough?"

"Ah?" Qian Xiaoke sat up and looked at him innocently, "What?"

"This." Jiang Tongyan held up a box of condoms in his hand, "This one is called long-lasting."

He took it over and read the words on it: "Classic time-lapse formula, shared time-lapse..."

"Ahh! I won't listen!" Qian Xiaoke covered his ears, "So shy!"

Jiang Tongyan sneered: "Qian Xiaoke, you offended me."

"Ok?"

"You must be implying something to me by buying this." Jiang Tongyan stood up, and walked towards Kerener on the sofa while taking off his pants, "Brother didn't wear this time-delay cover today, and it would last long enough to make you kneel." beg for mercy!"

Sitting on the sofa, Qian Xiaoke watched this man approaching him aggressively, feeling both excited and a little panicked.

"I didn't, I didn't mean that." He really didn't mean that.

Ever since Jiang Tongyan recovered from his "illness", he has been extremely brave. No matter how he looks at it, he is first-class and fierce. Qian Xiaoke can testify to this.

The reason why he bought this one was entirely because he didn't pay attention.

Who is Qian Xiaoke?

Innocent boy!

Before the innocent boy fell in love with Jiang Tongyan, he would blush when he passed by the shelves of condoms in the supermarket. He didn't study these things at all.

He can't tell the difference between "smooth passion" and "delayed and long-lasting". To him, condoms are the same.

However, it doesn't matter.

The important thing now is not to study the unique functional charm of each condom, but to take off his pants and mess with his boyfriend hungry.

Qian Xiaoke opened his arms and hugged Jiang Tongyan sweetly.

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As if to prove that he was really persistent, Jiang Tongyan really made Qian Xiaoke almost kneel down and beg for mercy.

He never finished it, but Qian Xiaoke had finished it long ago, and was still hungry, so he was so wronged that he urged him.

Dameng 1 Mr. Jiang Tongyan was happy, and forced Qian Xiaoke to say a lot of disgusting words that made others blush and heartbeat, scolded shamelessly but made Jiang Tongyan feel refreshed and able to fight for another 500 years, and finally he was satisfied. Finally let Qian Xiaoke go.

Qian Xiaoke had fallen from the sofa to the ground, lying on the hot floor in winter, like a little bastard who couldn't turn over on his back.

Not far from him, unopened couriers were scattered on the ground, and a box of "Delayed Lasting" smiled evilly at him.

Jiang Tongyan happily leaned over to kiss and hug him, taking advantage of everything and feeling very happy.

"Baby."

"...so nasty." Qian Xiaoke said, "I can't take it anymore."

"Wife."

Qian Xiaoke chuckled: "It's disgusting!"

"Don't like it? Then don't call it."

"Oh, it's annoying!" Qian Xiaoke hugged his arm, "Screw, scream, and scream twice."

Jiang Tongyan was so happy that his eyebrows were flying to the sky, and he was tired of calling his wife while visiting relatives.

These two people are really shameless, they can't help but roll their eyes when they look at the furniture at home.

Tired enough, Qian Xiaoke was carried by Jiang Tongyan to take a bath.

"You soak first." Jiang Tongyan washed himself quickly, "I'll cook for you."

Qian Xiaoke was shocked: "You? Cook?"

He knew that Jiang Tongyan could cook a little, but it was all western food.

Fry a steak, fry an egg, cook a pasta.

But Qian Xiaoke couldn't get used to those things, and Jiang Tongyan couldn't do that well.

"I learned two tricks from Cheng Sen." Jiang Tongyan said, "Let's show it today."

He dried his body, leaned over and kissed Qian Xiaoke's ruddy lips again: "Baby wife, just watch!"

After finishing speaking, Jiang Tongyan went out with his butt bare, leaving behind Qian Xiaoke with a shy smile: "Who is your precious wife! You are so disgusting!"

After muttering, Qian Xiaoke laughed so hard that his eyes turned into little crescents, and he sank into the bathtub, twisting like a loach in the water so sweetly.

When Jiang Tongyan said that he wanted to cook, he was really not joking.

He opened the refrigerator, took out the ingredients, sorted them one by one, and turned on the phone.

Cheng Sen sent him a cooking "teaching video", which was actually recorded by Cheng Sen on the weekend when he was cooking, and special effects with love were added.

The reason why Jiang Tongyan thought of cooking was not to cook, but also wanted to let Qian Xiaoke shoot this kind of video for him after he had practiced well. He also wanted to add special effects of love, and the background sound didn’t need anything else, just use Qian Xiaoke’s praise : Husband is awesome!Husband?

He was immersed in beautiful fantasies, and then he failed in cooking.

When Qian Xiaoke came out, what he saw was scrambled eggs with tomatoes that lacked both flavor and color, and he didn't even dare to ask what the dish should be called.

However, Qian Xiao is an open-minded person, and he loves Jiang Tongyan deeply.

Relying on his love for Jiang Tongyan, he ate two bowls of rice with this dish that he didn't dare to name.

Love saves all.

Qian Xiaoke is the bravest warrior in love.

Jiang Tongyan said, "Do you like it? If you like it, I will make it for you tomorrow."

"No need!" Qian Xiaoke's delicate body trembled, "Honey, I'll come tomorrow."

"Don't, you work too hard, I'll do it." Jiang Tongyan knew that there was a gap between what he did and what others did, but he had a filter for himself, and he always felt that he was doing pretty well, plus Qian Xiaoke ate so much , I thought that I just hit his cute spot, and his Xiaoke likes this bite.

inflated.

Jiang Tongyan swelled up again.

"It's not hard, it's not hard, how can I work harder than you?" I have never seen a couple in the family rushing to cook.

Qian Xiaoke was afraid that Jiang Tongyan would continue to cook. If things went on like this, his love for this person would not be affected. He said, "Husband, otherwise, I will be in charge of cooking and you will be in charge of washing dishes."

"That won't work!" Jiang Tongyan looked at Qian Xiaoke affectionately, "Cooking is too tiring, how can I let you do it every day."

He said: "Leave it all to me. I'm Meng 1. Let me do the cooking, washing dishes, chopping firewood and you."

Qian Xiaoke: "...No need, I'll do the cooking and washing the dishes, chopping firewood...there's no need to chop firewood now."

He blinked and blinked: "You are responsible! ￥ will do."

"Ah?" Qian Xiaoke spoke so vaguely that Jiang Tongyan didn't hear clearly, "What are you talking about?"

"I said..." We are already so familiar, we are already in this kind of relationship, but the essence of an innocent boy will not change, even at the age of 80, he will still be shy, Qian Xiaoke's ears are red, and his face He was about to be buried in the bowl, and he looked up at Jiang Tongyan shyly, and said shyly, "I said...you just take responsibility and me."