Love Genius Qian Xiaoke
Chapter 33
The smell of snail noodles is not comparable to that of real stinky tofu.
Jiang Tongyan was thrown ten meters away by the smell, and almost fell from the window.
Qian Xiaoke pressed on with stinky tofu in his hand, Jiang Tongyan seemed to be a young woman from a good family who was robbed, his eyes were full of grievance and fear.
"You don't come here."
"Oh, why don't you try it!" Qian Xiaoke ordered a lot, including stinky tofu and two rice noodles.
He can still be a human being, he won't let others help him move, and he only buys stinky tofu for others.
He put the rice noodles aside, holding the stinky tofu in a cardboard box with two long, thin toothpicks stuck in it.
"It's delicious." Qian Xiaoke was so hungry that he was already drooling half a catty. He couldn't wait for Jiang Tongyan impatiently, so he took a toothpick and ate it by himself, "You rich people really don't know how to enjoy it."
Jiang Tongyan was a little skeptical about life.
The smell of snail noodles is stinky, but it looks like a bowl of normal and edible noodles.
But Qian Xiaoke has this thing in his hand now, he doubts whether he will be sent to the ICU directly after eating it.
"Qian Xiaoke," Jiang Tongyan said, "can't you eat something decent?"
"It's very decent!" Qian Xiaoke said, "Don't deny it if you haven't eaten it yourself, it will only expose your ignorance."
"..." Jiang Tongyan was hurt.
"I'm ignorant?" Jiang Tongyan said, "Do you know which school I graduated from? Do you know what I do? Do you know how much money I make every year?"
"I don't know." Qian Xiaoke said, "But you don't know how delicious stinky tofu is."
Jiang Tongyan was defeated, and he realized that he would never be Qian Xiaoke's opponent.
Yuelao is awesome, he really upholds the tenet of "one thing lowers one thing" when pulling the red line, he is very professional!
Jiang Tongyan sighed helplessly, and frowned as he watched Qian Xiaoke "taste the food".
"What taste?" Jiang Tongyan couldn't help asking.
Why can it taste so delicious?
Obviously the whole house is smelly now.
Qian Xiaoke said very sincerely: "I am not well-educated, so I don't know how to describe it. Anyway, it is delicious."
He thought for a while and said, "It's the kind of food that is slightly burnt and crunchy on the outside, but when you bite into it, the inside is very soft and tender."
Qian Xiaoke looked at Jiang Tongyan: "It's really delicious."
Jiang Tongyan felt that his description didn't quite match the smell, and he didn't believe it.
"Jiang Tongyan, you really should learn more about our country's cuisine." Qian Xiaoke said, "People like you..."
He explained: "Don't get me wrong, I didn't mean to discriminate against you, I just feel it's a pity. Like you, you lived abroad when you were young, and then lived that kind of ungrounded life. You really missed a lot of delicious food. "
Jiang Tongyan looked at him: "Hey, you rubbed your nose."
Qian Xiaoke smiled embarrassedly: "Wipe it for me."
He occupied both hands, holding the cardboard box in one hand and holding the toothpick in the other, he was too busy.
Jiang Tongyan had nothing to do with him, so he went to the coffee table and took out a tissue, and when he came back, he wiped his nose vigorously, as if venting, and wiped the tip of his nose red.
The tip of the nose turned red, more like a rabbit.
Pretty cute.
Jiang Tongyan looked a little distracted, but now that Qian Xiaoke's mouth was full of stink, he couldn't go down and kiss her.
"Aren't you really going to try it?" Qian Xiaoke was very sincere.
Jiang Tongyan looked into his eyes and suddenly softened.
This man, once he falls in love, he loses his mind, and he can do whatever people tell him to do.
"Then, let's try it." The mouth was not controlled by the brain, and Jiang Tongyan felt that he was finished.
In fact, he really didn't want to admit that he fell in love with Qian Xiaoke, it doesn't matter what this kid wants, shouldn't he like that Kong Shao?
Jiang Tongyan couldn't understand himself, but he couldn't control himself.
Hearing that he wanted to try it, Qian Xiao was ridiculous, his eyebrows and eyes were crooked, and he was so cute.
How does this look like a 27-year-old man, Jiang Tongyan said in his heart, when Qian Xiaoke fooled him and said he was 20, he thought he looked alike.
Qian Xiaoke is like that happy little boy who has never experienced wind and rain and is well cared for, but the reality is that he is not a small flower in a greenhouse, but a grass that strives to make progress.
Jiang Tongyan looked into his eyes, making his heart beat wildly.
"Then you feed me." He also negotiated conditions with others, "If you feed me, I will eat."
Qian Xiaoke laughed: "Why is such an adult still playing tricks?"
Even so, Qian Xiaoke still fed him.
The outside is burnt and the inside is tender. It smells really good, but it tastes really delicious.
This feeling was different from eating snail noodles, and Jiang Tongyan was shocked again.
"How is it?" Qian Xiaoke looked expectant, "Isn't it delicious?"
Jiang Tongyan is embarrassed to say anything, he wants to save face!
"That's just...very average."
"Then I won't give it to you." Qian Xiaoke said, "I'll eat the rest myself."
"...Give me another piece," Jiang Tongyan leaned over, "Don't be so stingy!"
Qian Xiaoke laughed while avoiding him, and the two actually played a game of "chasing each other" in the apartment, like two big fools.
They ate this really late dinner while making a fuss.
After tidying up, Qian Xiaoke opened the window to smell, then turned around and asked Jiang Tongyan, "Are you leaving?"
He could swear that he really didn't mean to drive them away, he was just asking, after all, it was very late.
But Jiang Tongyan felt uncomfortable hearing these words, and felt that Qian Xiaoke was driving him away.
He picked up the key unhappily, stood up and walked out, his whole body was full of anger.
Qian Xiaoke was full of question marks: "I'll just ask, why are you still angry? If you don't want to leave, just stay there, I didn't say anything!"
Jiang Tongyan had already walked to the door angrily at this time, and turned around and said to him: "Qian Xiaoke, I found out that you are a liar!"
"What's wrong with me!"
"What did you say about you?"
"What's wrong with me?" Qian Xiaoke really didn't know.
He moved today and was very tired. He wasn't very smart at first, and now he doesn't turn around anymore. Jiang Tongyan still made things difficult for him.
Qian Xiaoke is also very wronged!
"I don't know," Qian Xiaoke said, "I'm stupid, don't test me."
"You also know that you are stupid." Jiang Tongyan sulked awkwardly.
Now, both people in the room are wronged.
Qian Xiaoke was aggrieved because he didn't know what Jiang Tongyan was up to. He discovered that getting along with rich people is like "accompanying a king like a tiger". You never know when this guy suddenly goes wrong and starts to lose his temper.
As for Jiang Tongyan, what he felt wronged was that Qian Xiaoke had said before that he would touch him every day, but today he worked so hard to wait outside the community for so long, and worked so hard to help him move and clean up the house. Just let him go at night!
is it human?
Qian Xiaoke, are you still human?
Qian Xiaoke turned his head to look at the door, and found that Jiang Tongyan was still standing there with resentment on his face.
"Just tell me what you want," Qian Xiaoke said, "You said I'm stupid, and you still play tricks on me."
When Jiang Tongyan thought about it, he was right, Qian Xiaoke had a single-minded mind, and hinting was useless.
So, although he felt very ashamed, Jiang Tongyan pointed to his crotch and said, "I haven't touched it yet today."
This is Qian Xiaoke's duty!
It's really not that Jiang Tongyan insists on taking advantage of others!
really not!
Qian Xiaoke listened to his words and watched his movements, at first he was at a loss, then burst into laughter.
Jiang Tongyan was so laughed at that he wished he could carry someone and throw him out the window. He threatened sharply: "Qian Xiaoke, please be quiet, and I will kill you if you laugh again!"
Qian Xiaoke was rolling on the sofa laughing, twitching.
"You won't kill me," Qian Xiaoke said, "If you kill someone, you will pay for your life. I don't deserve your life for me hahaha!"
Jiang Tongyan has seen it through, and now Qian Xiaoke has completely figured out his routine.
"Okay, just laugh, forget it if you laugh to death." Jiang Tongyan was angry, "You are a liar, and you will never pay back what you owe me in this life!"
After finishing speaking, the angry Jiang Tongyan turned around and was about to leave, but was pulled back by Qian Xiaoke.
"Okay, don't get angry," Qian Xiaoke didn't intend to be coquettish, but he really seemed to be coquettish when he spoke, "I'll just touch it for you."
"I didn't ask you to touch me."
"Yes, you didn't ask me, I took the initiative." Qian Xiaoke said, "This is my duty."
He patted Jiang Tongyan: "Stay here or go to the bedroom? I read on the Internet that you have to relax as much as possible to get the best results, or you'd better go into the room and lie down."
Of course Jiang Tongyan was willing to go into the house and lie down, but he had to put on a face.
"You want me to lie down in that bedroom if you don't clean it?"
"You have slept in the rental house before, so don't pretend to be a clean freak with me." Qian Xiaoke directly pulled Jiang Tongyan into the room, "Hurry up, I can wash up and sleep after touching, I am too tired today! "
Qian Xiaoke pulled him to walk in front, and he looked at the back of Qian Xiaoke's head sillyly from behind.
It's so stupid, Jiang Tongyan thought, I should really stay away from him. After getting along with him for a long time, my IQ has been lowered.
But after thinking about it, what Jiang Tongyan knows best is disagreement.
After entering the bedroom, Jiang Tongyan lay down first.
Qian Xiaoke climbed onto the bed first, massaged his shoulders, massaged his arms, and randomly scratched his hair.
Jiang Tongyan: "Your massage technique is really a bit wild."
"Is it comfortable?" Qian Xiaoke said, "I learned it online."
Jiang Tongyan didn't dare to speak, couldn't express his compliments, and was afraid of making Qian Xiaoke angry after he finished his complaints, so shutting up was the best way to deal with it.
After waiting all night, Jiang Tongyan finally waited for Qian Xiaoke's "Touch Today".
Qian Xiaoke still adheres to the purpose of "saving lives and healing the wounded", and he is very "professional" and attentive.
However, he was really tired today. He knelt on the bed at first, and then he lay down slowly. Not long after he lay down, his eyelids started to fight. Within a few minutes, he was holding Jiang Tongyan. Then fell asleep.
Jiang Tongyan turned to look at him, unable to laugh or cry, reluctant to wake up the other party, and greedy for petty gains, reluctant to leave, so he simply closed his eyes like this, and both of them fell asleep in a very "unique" posture without taking off their clothes.
Qian Xiaoke slept until midnight, turned over, and leaned towards Jiang Tongyan. When he moved, Jiang Tongyan woke up, and raised his hand to hug him into his arms.
In this way, on Qian Xiaoke's first night in his new home, both he and Jiang Tongyan slept comfortably, but there was a faint smell of stinky tofu around them.
Jiang Tongyan was thrown ten meters away by the smell, and almost fell from the window.
Qian Xiaoke pressed on with stinky tofu in his hand, Jiang Tongyan seemed to be a young woman from a good family who was robbed, his eyes were full of grievance and fear.
"You don't come here."
"Oh, why don't you try it!" Qian Xiaoke ordered a lot, including stinky tofu and two rice noodles.
He can still be a human being, he won't let others help him move, and he only buys stinky tofu for others.
He put the rice noodles aside, holding the stinky tofu in a cardboard box with two long, thin toothpicks stuck in it.
"It's delicious." Qian Xiaoke was so hungry that he was already drooling half a catty. He couldn't wait for Jiang Tongyan impatiently, so he took a toothpick and ate it by himself, "You rich people really don't know how to enjoy it."
Jiang Tongyan was a little skeptical about life.
The smell of snail noodles is stinky, but it looks like a bowl of normal and edible noodles.
But Qian Xiaoke has this thing in his hand now, he doubts whether he will be sent to the ICU directly after eating it.
"Qian Xiaoke," Jiang Tongyan said, "can't you eat something decent?"
"It's very decent!" Qian Xiaoke said, "Don't deny it if you haven't eaten it yourself, it will only expose your ignorance."
"..." Jiang Tongyan was hurt.
"I'm ignorant?" Jiang Tongyan said, "Do you know which school I graduated from? Do you know what I do? Do you know how much money I make every year?"
"I don't know." Qian Xiaoke said, "But you don't know how delicious stinky tofu is."
Jiang Tongyan was defeated, and he realized that he would never be Qian Xiaoke's opponent.
Yuelao is awesome, he really upholds the tenet of "one thing lowers one thing" when pulling the red line, he is very professional!
Jiang Tongyan sighed helplessly, and frowned as he watched Qian Xiaoke "taste the food".
"What taste?" Jiang Tongyan couldn't help asking.
Why can it taste so delicious?
Obviously the whole house is smelly now.
Qian Xiaoke said very sincerely: "I am not well-educated, so I don't know how to describe it. Anyway, it is delicious."
He thought for a while and said, "It's the kind of food that is slightly burnt and crunchy on the outside, but when you bite into it, the inside is very soft and tender."
Qian Xiaoke looked at Jiang Tongyan: "It's really delicious."
Jiang Tongyan felt that his description didn't quite match the smell, and he didn't believe it.
"Jiang Tongyan, you really should learn more about our country's cuisine." Qian Xiaoke said, "People like you..."
He explained: "Don't get me wrong, I didn't mean to discriminate against you, I just feel it's a pity. Like you, you lived abroad when you were young, and then lived that kind of ungrounded life. You really missed a lot of delicious food. "
Jiang Tongyan looked at him: "Hey, you rubbed your nose."
Qian Xiaoke smiled embarrassedly: "Wipe it for me."
He occupied both hands, holding the cardboard box in one hand and holding the toothpick in the other, he was too busy.
Jiang Tongyan had nothing to do with him, so he went to the coffee table and took out a tissue, and when he came back, he wiped his nose vigorously, as if venting, and wiped the tip of his nose red.
The tip of the nose turned red, more like a rabbit.
Pretty cute.
Jiang Tongyan looked a little distracted, but now that Qian Xiaoke's mouth was full of stink, he couldn't go down and kiss her.
"Aren't you really going to try it?" Qian Xiaoke was very sincere.
Jiang Tongyan looked into his eyes and suddenly softened.
This man, once he falls in love, he loses his mind, and he can do whatever people tell him to do.
"Then, let's try it." The mouth was not controlled by the brain, and Jiang Tongyan felt that he was finished.
In fact, he really didn't want to admit that he fell in love with Qian Xiaoke, it doesn't matter what this kid wants, shouldn't he like that Kong Shao?
Jiang Tongyan couldn't understand himself, but he couldn't control himself.
Hearing that he wanted to try it, Qian Xiao was ridiculous, his eyebrows and eyes were crooked, and he was so cute.
How does this look like a 27-year-old man, Jiang Tongyan said in his heart, when Qian Xiaoke fooled him and said he was 20, he thought he looked alike.
Qian Xiaoke is like that happy little boy who has never experienced wind and rain and is well cared for, but the reality is that he is not a small flower in a greenhouse, but a grass that strives to make progress.
Jiang Tongyan looked into his eyes, making his heart beat wildly.
"Then you feed me." He also negotiated conditions with others, "If you feed me, I will eat."
Qian Xiaoke laughed: "Why is such an adult still playing tricks?"
Even so, Qian Xiaoke still fed him.
The outside is burnt and the inside is tender. It smells really good, but it tastes really delicious.
This feeling was different from eating snail noodles, and Jiang Tongyan was shocked again.
"How is it?" Qian Xiaoke looked expectant, "Isn't it delicious?"
Jiang Tongyan is embarrassed to say anything, he wants to save face!
"That's just...very average."
"Then I won't give it to you." Qian Xiaoke said, "I'll eat the rest myself."
"...Give me another piece," Jiang Tongyan leaned over, "Don't be so stingy!"
Qian Xiaoke laughed while avoiding him, and the two actually played a game of "chasing each other" in the apartment, like two big fools.
They ate this really late dinner while making a fuss.
After tidying up, Qian Xiaoke opened the window to smell, then turned around and asked Jiang Tongyan, "Are you leaving?"
He could swear that he really didn't mean to drive them away, he was just asking, after all, it was very late.
But Jiang Tongyan felt uncomfortable hearing these words, and felt that Qian Xiaoke was driving him away.
He picked up the key unhappily, stood up and walked out, his whole body was full of anger.
Qian Xiaoke was full of question marks: "I'll just ask, why are you still angry? If you don't want to leave, just stay there, I didn't say anything!"
Jiang Tongyan had already walked to the door angrily at this time, and turned around and said to him: "Qian Xiaoke, I found out that you are a liar!"
"What's wrong with me!"
"What did you say about you?"
"What's wrong with me?" Qian Xiaoke really didn't know.
He moved today and was very tired. He wasn't very smart at first, and now he doesn't turn around anymore. Jiang Tongyan still made things difficult for him.
Qian Xiaoke is also very wronged!
"I don't know," Qian Xiaoke said, "I'm stupid, don't test me."
"You also know that you are stupid." Jiang Tongyan sulked awkwardly.
Now, both people in the room are wronged.
Qian Xiaoke was aggrieved because he didn't know what Jiang Tongyan was up to. He discovered that getting along with rich people is like "accompanying a king like a tiger". You never know when this guy suddenly goes wrong and starts to lose his temper.
As for Jiang Tongyan, what he felt wronged was that Qian Xiaoke had said before that he would touch him every day, but today he worked so hard to wait outside the community for so long, and worked so hard to help him move and clean up the house. Just let him go at night!
is it human?
Qian Xiaoke, are you still human?
Qian Xiaoke turned his head to look at the door, and found that Jiang Tongyan was still standing there with resentment on his face.
"Just tell me what you want," Qian Xiaoke said, "You said I'm stupid, and you still play tricks on me."
When Jiang Tongyan thought about it, he was right, Qian Xiaoke had a single-minded mind, and hinting was useless.
So, although he felt very ashamed, Jiang Tongyan pointed to his crotch and said, "I haven't touched it yet today."
This is Qian Xiaoke's duty!
It's really not that Jiang Tongyan insists on taking advantage of others!
really not!
Qian Xiaoke listened to his words and watched his movements, at first he was at a loss, then burst into laughter.
Jiang Tongyan was so laughed at that he wished he could carry someone and throw him out the window. He threatened sharply: "Qian Xiaoke, please be quiet, and I will kill you if you laugh again!"
Qian Xiaoke was rolling on the sofa laughing, twitching.
"You won't kill me," Qian Xiaoke said, "If you kill someone, you will pay for your life. I don't deserve your life for me hahaha!"
Jiang Tongyan has seen it through, and now Qian Xiaoke has completely figured out his routine.
"Okay, just laugh, forget it if you laugh to death." Jiang Tongyan was angry, "You are a liar, and you will never pay back what you owe me in this life!"
After finishing speaking, the angry Jiang Tongyan turned around and was about to leave, but was pulled back by Qian Xiaoke.
"Okay, don't get angry," Qian Xiaoke didn't intend to be coquettish, but he really seemed to be coquettish when he spoke, "I'll just touch it for you."
"I didn't ask you to touch me."
"Yes, you didn't ask me, I took the initiative." Qian Xiaoke said, "This is my duty."
He patted Jiang Tongyan: "Stay here or go to the bedroom? I read on the Internet that you have to relax as much as possible to get the best results, or you'd better go into the room and lie down."
Of course Jiang Tongyan was willing to go into the house and lie down, but he had to put on a face.
"You want me to lie down in that bedroom if you don't clean it?"
"You have slept in the rental house before, so don't pretend to be a clean freak with me." Qian Xiaoke directly pulled Jiang Tongyan into the room, "Hurry up, I can wash up and sleep after touching, I am too tired today! "
Qian Xiaoke pulled him to walk in front, and he looked at the back of Qian Xiaoke's head sillyly from behind.
It's so stupid, Jiang Tongyan thought, I should really stay away from him. After getting along with him for a long time, my IQ has been lowered.
But after thinking about it, what Jiang Tongyan knows best is disagreement.
After entering the bedroom, Jiang Tongyan lay down first.
Qian Xiaoke climbed onto the bed first, massaged his shoulders, massaged his arms, and randomly scratched his hair.
Jiang Tongyan: "Your massage technique is really a bit wild."
"Is it comfortable?" Qian Xiaoke said, "I learned it online."
Jiang Tongyan didn't dare to speak, couldn't express his compliments, and was afraid of making Qian Xiaoke angry after he finished his complaints, so shutting up was the best way to deal with it.
After waiting all night, Jiang Tongyan finally waited for Qian Xiaoke's "Touch Today".
Qian Xiaoke still adheres to the purpose of "saving lives and healing the wounded", and he is very "professional" and attentive.
However, he was really tired today. He knelt on the bed at first, and then he lay down slowly. Not long after he lay down, his eyelids started to fight. Within a few minutes, he was holding Jiang Tongyan. Then fell asleep.
Jiang Tongyan turned to look at him, unable to laugh or cry, reluctant to wake up the other party, and greedy for petty gains, reluctant to leave, so he simply closed his eyes like this, and both of them fell asleep in a very "unique" posture without taking off their clothes.
Qian Xiaoke slept until midnight, turned over, and leaned towards Jiang Tongyan. When he moved, Jiang Tongyan woke up, and raised his hand to hug him into his arms.
In this way, on Qian Xiaoke's first night in his new home, both he and Jiang Tongyan slept comfortably, but there was a faint smell of stinky tofu around them.
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