Love Genius Qian Xiaoke

Jiang Tongyan never thought that he could hear such serious and reasonable words from Qian Xiaoke's mouth. He always thought that Qian Xiaoke was the kind of liar who was so stupid that he could only catch men.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Qian Xiaoke looked up, "Let's look at the fees."

Jiang Tongyan sneered: "It's so ugly, no one cares about it."

"Don't think I don't know, look at me, I found out." Qian Xiaoke took a sip of beer, just at this moment the owner of the barbecue stall delivered all the meat skewers they ordered.

There are a lot of meat skewers strung together on bamboo sticks and metal skewers, placed on an iron plate covered with a plastic bag.

Jiang Tongyan began to dislike him again.

"...Look at how dirty it is." Jiang Tongyan pointed to the front end of the stick, "It's black."

Qian Xiaoke pouted: "I have never seen the world!"

He picked up a tissue and wiped it off: "Eat it, you won't be poisoned to death."

Qian Xiaoke handed the meat skewers to Jiang Tongyan, and Jiang Tongyan hid back in disgust.

"...You are really strange," Qian Xiaoke glared at him, "If you don't eat it, you can watch me eat it."

It's fine not to eat, Qian Xiaoke said heartily: I ate it all!

Jiang Tongyan was just sitting there sipping beer and watching Qian Xiaoke frantically stuffing meat skewers into his mouth like "the autumn wind sweeps away the fallen leaves", it made his head grow big.

I've never seen such an ugly person.

I have never seen such a delicious food.

"It's so delicious?" Jiang Tongyan couldn't imagine.

The ones in front of me smell okay, but they don’t really look good, and some of them are even burnt. Can this stuff be eaten?

"You," Qian Xiaoke shook his head, "I really look down on you rich people."

Jiang Tongyan squinted at him, then looked at the meat skewers that were only half left.

Is Qian Xiao a pig?

How can it be so edible?

Eat so fast?

He looks white and clean and thin, why does he eat like a canopy marshal?

Jiang Tongyan watched Qian Xiaoke pile up a small mountain of bamboo sticks, and couldn't help but say: "Eat slowly, no one will grab you."

"What if?" Qian Xiaoke said, "What if you get hungry and grab me later?"

Jiang Tongyan sneered: "Don't worry, it's impossible."

But sometimes the slap in the face comes just so fast.

Although the meat skewers looked unappetizing, they smelled really good. Jiang Tongyan hadn't eaten at night and was hungry, so the smell of this smell was really tormenting.

He took the wine and took a sip.

"Is it that delicious?"

Qian Xiaoke looked at him vigilantly: "What are you doing?"

"It's okay," Jiang Tongyan said, "It's not rare if I don't rob you."

He said it was not rare, but his stomach growled.

Qian Xiaoke couldn't hear his stomach growling, but he could tell that Jiang Tongyan was hungry. He took a bite of the meat and stared at the person opposite him with a smile.

"Don't look at me." Jiang Tongyan imitated Qian Xiaoke's tone and said, "Let's look at the fee."

"Are you hungry?" Qian Xiaoke said, "Still hungry?"

"...Don't worry about it." Very hungry, very hungry.

But Jiang Tongyan wanted to save face, so he had to suffer.

"Don't you really want to try it?" Qian Xiaoke handed the meat skewers to Jiang Tongyan, "Do you know what this is?"

Jiang Tongyan hid back, only to hear Qian Xiaoke say, "Sheep's kidney."

What do men make up for by eating kidneys?

Qian Xiaoke smiled meaningfully at Jiang Tongyan.

"Qian Xiaoke, I warn you, don't tell me nonsense."

"I didn't say anything! I just told you that this is roasted lamb kidney, it's delicious." Qian Xiaoke said, "Really, try it, try it."

If it was anything else, Jiang Tongyan could still resist it.

But this is the waist!

kidney!

Although it's a bit embarrassing to say that he is sitting in a dirty little barbecue stall by the roadside eating lamb kidneys, but after all he is a man with unspeakable secrets, and kidneys are very attractive to him.

"Are you really not going to eat it?" Qian Xiaoke said, "Oh, what a pity."

He was about to withdraw his hand when someone grabbed his wrist suddenly.

Jiang Tongyan put on a face and said, "I'm just trying to save face for you."

Qian Xiaoke held back his laughter, coaxed him and said, "Yeah, thank you for giving me this face."

He looked at Jiang Tongyan hesitantly approaching with a smile, and took a bite so cautiously.

how to say?

Jiang Tongyan tasted it carefully, chewed it about eighty times in his mouth, then swallowed it, and took a sip of the wine.

"How is it?" Qian Xiaoke asked, "Is it delicious?"

Jiang Tongyan didn't want to admit that the taste was quite good, but he had to admit it.

He said: "Then what, you tell the boss, ten more skewers."

Then Qian Xiaoke, who was sitting there, laughed out loud for 5 minutes.

There are some new worlds whose doors can never be closed once they are opened, and some wonderful worlds that once you come, you can never leave.

Jiang Tongyan started with a bunch of lamb kidneys, and experienced the beauty of barbecue at the street stall. At the end of the meal, both of them, Qian Xiaoke and Qian Xiaoke, were so full that their stomachs bulged.

Qian Xiaoke had promised that the average per capita would not exceed 50 yuan, but the two of them ate nearly 300 yuan. It wasn't that the barbecue was expensive, but it was just that the two of them ate too much—not counting the price of wine.

After eating and drinking, the two finally got up and left. Qian Xiaoke said, "Every hiccup smells like barbecue."

Qian Xiaoke said: "Mr. Jiang, I found your most attractive moment."

When Jiang Tongyan heard it, he was happy: "Tell me."

"When paying." Qian Xiaoke said, "Really, next time I will take a picture for you, and you can appreciate it slowly when you go back."

Jiang Tongyan rolled his eyes: "I shouldn't expect you to say anything serious."

Qian Xiaoke chuckled, and strolled leisurely side by side with Jiang Tongyan with his bag of sliced ​​bread.

It was getting late, Qian Xiaoke yawned.

Jiang Tongyan glanced at him: "Are you sleepy?"

"Isn't it normal to be sleepy after eating?"

"A person like you doesn't have any self-control at all." As a result, Jiang Tongyan yawned as soon as he finished speaking.

Qian Xiaoke's stomach hurts from laughing at him, and he thinks this person is really too funny.

The two wandered to the gate of the community, Qian Xiaoke said: "Boss Jiang, let's just leave here."

Jiang Tongyan took a look into the community and stood there refusing to leave.

He is careful.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Qian Xiaoke looked at him reluctantly, "Don't want me? You can't really fall in love with me, right? I advise you not to!"

Of course Qian Xiaoke was joking, he could see clearly now that no one Jiang Tongyan liked would like him.

He deliberately raised his eyebrows and poked Jiang Tongyan's shoulder with his finger: "I'm very ruthless!"

"...Get out of the way." Jiang Tongyan glared at him, "Who cares about you."

"Hmph." Qian Xiaoke pouted, turned and left.

"Hey." Jiang Tongyan still couldn't hold back, and stopped him.

"What are you doing again?" Qian Xiaoke said, "I ate too much lamb kidney, did you react?"

If only there was a fart reaction!

Jiang Tongyan said, "Are you going home directly?"

"Yes," Qian Xiaoke said, "Our rejuvenated doctors also need to rest after get off work."

"...I think you can't talk properly."

Qian Xiaoke laughed: "What on earth are you going to do! Why are you so awkward, can't you just speak up when you have something to say?"

"I want to visit your house." Jiang Tongyan was curious. He really wanted to see what the so-called "group rental house" looked like, and what the legendary "partition room" looked like.

"Ah?" Qian Xiaoke looked blank, "Why?"

"Curious." Jiang Tongyan said, "I want to see the pigsty."

"...Where did you get your sense of superiority? That us working people are pigs?"

"No, I only said this to you." Jiang Tongyan said, "You are a pig."

Qian Xiaoke was about to be pissed off by him, but he took him home in the end.

The doctor is kind.

Now Jiang Tongyan is his patient.

Qian Xiaoke felt that he was so kind, that he was obedient to this guy.

He said: "It's very late, you go in with me and have a look, don't disturb other people."

At this moment, Jiang Tongyan is like an emperor who visits privately in a micro-service, coming to the people to experience the people's sentiments.

He followed behind Qian Xiaoke, wanting to see what the house that made Qian Xiaoke look like.

Qian Xiaoke took him upstairs and took out the key to open the door. Once the door was opened, there was a dark corridor. It was already autumn, but it was still hot and stuffy. I don't know how many days the wind hadn't passed through.

Jiang Tongyan stood behind him, frowning.

Qian Xiaoke whispered, "Don't make noise."

"...I didn't say anything!" Jiang Tongyan died of injustice.

Qian Xiaoke turned sideways and let him in. After entering, Jiang Tongyan saw that what should have been the living room had been partitioned into two rooms. No wonder it didn't even have windows, so it must be airtight.

Qian Xiaoke closed the door, and led Jiang Tongyan to his room groping in the dark.

When passing by the partition, that indescribable sound came from inside again.

"What's the situation?" Jiang Tongyan asked in a low voice.

The partition room is not soundproof, let alone the sound, even the slightest movement can be heard clearly. Although Qian Xiaoke is innocent, he is used to falling asleep with this sound every day. But Jiang Tongyan is not used to it, Jiang Tongyan is more innocent than Qian Xiaoke!

Qian Xiaoke made a gesture of "Shhh" on his lips, and hurriedly dragged him to his room.

He unlocked it and stuffed him into the bedroom.

"Don't shout!" Qian Xiaoke said, "You really don't know much about the world."

"Is it necessary for me to see this kind of world?" Jiang Tongyan was a little overbearing, "You live in this kind of place every day?"

Poor housing conditions and poor air circulation are all fine, but who are the people living here!

"Hey, don't you worry about what will happen someday?"

Sitting on the bed, Qian Xiaoke pouted and said, "What's the use of worrying? I've already paid the rent, so I can't live here, can I?"

He put the bread aside and opened the window, thinking about ventilating and getting some fresh air before going to bed.

Jiang Tongyan stood there, and the voices outside seemed to be screaming in his ears.

"No." Jiang Tongyan said, "Move quickly."

Qian Xiaoke looked at him like a fool: "Moving? It's easy to say, will you give me the money?"

Jiang Tongyan: "...Cheng Sen will give you money!"

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