Love Genius Qian Xiaoke

Qian Xiaoke said that he really fell asleep, but he was woken up after not sleeping for long.

The people who lived in the partition across the way started arguing for some reason, and seemed to have moved their hands.

Qian Xiaoke was so timid that he didn't dare to watch the excitement, shivering on the bed, listening to the sound with his ears open.

There was a fierce quarrel outside, and it seemed that they had made a move. After a long time, Qian Xiaoke heard that the people outside had finally left, and the world quieted down. He was relieved, and only now remembered that he still I haven't eaten yet.

Qian Xiaoke leaned over to the window, feeling that he wasn't very hungry, so he thought: don't eat, don't eat, and save money by skipping dinner.

As a result, I was hungry.

This is probably fate, fate makes him hungry, he has to be hungry.

Qian Xiaoke stretched himself, and went downstairs with his mobile phone keys and coin purse.

This coin purse is very cute, in the shape of a fluffy puppy's head, he bought it at a street stall outside the community before, and it cost ten yuan each, so I like it.

It was almost dark, and he trotted downstairs to buy a pack of sliced ​​bread. There were eight slices in a pack, so he could save some and eat two slices every night for four days.

Qian Xiaoke thinks that he is really a good planner to live his life carefully!

He strolled downstairs and walked out of the community.

Recently, whenever it gets dark, there will be stalls downstairs. One side is for food, various skewers or other snacks, and the other side is for small commodities. The business is pretty good.

Qian Xiaoke also wants to set up a street stall. He still has plenty of time after get off work. It looks good to use these time to generate income.

But he is a person who always thinks a lot. If he really wants to do it, he will be afraid of wolves and tigers.

Because of this, he has not been able to successfully "start a business" until now.

Qian Xiaoke walked along the path to the convenience store, looked around at the things they sold, inquired about the prices, and did some market research.

After finishing his "research", Qian Xiaoke went to buy bread. When paying, he took out a few yuan and fifty cents coins from his small change purse, counted them carefully, and handed them to the cashier.

When he came out, he smelled the aroma of barbecue all the way, and his saliva drool all over the place.

In order not to expose his ugly face, Qian Xiaoke trotted home.

As a result, he was frightened.

As we all know, group rental houses are illegal, Qian Xiaoke always thought that they should be regarded as group rental houses, even if they were not special "groups", at least they were illegal constructions.

It's illegal anyway.

He lives in fear every day, for fear that something will happen and his rent will be in vain. He was at home on the weekend before, and he heard someone knocking on the door, saying it was from the police station. He was so scared that he hid in the house and did not dare to go out.

At this moment, he came back with bread, and as soon as he came out of the stairwell, he saw two policemen in uniform standing at the door of his house knocking on the door.

Qian Xiaoke was startled, standing at the stairs, he even forgot to breathe.

Seeing him coming, one of the policemen asked, "Do you live here?"

"No!" Qian Xiaoke panicked, and backed away while answering, "I'm next door, I forgot my key, I'm going to ask my husband for the key, goodbye police uncle!"

After speaking, he turned around and ran, first he ran upstairs, feeling something was wrong, and then he ran downstairs.

Qian Xiaoke ran out of the community all the way, and bumped into a person's arms.

Jiang Tongyan said, "What the hell?"

Qian Xiaoke's tender body shook, and she looked up: "Why are you here?"

Of course he came here on purpose.

Jiang Tongyan lay uncomfortable in the hotel, took a bath, and was so anxious that he simply came out for a walk.

As soon as you walk, you come here.

He had heard Qian Xiaoke mentioned the name of the community before, so he knew that this guy lived here, but he didn't expect to meet him.

When he just walked over, he saw Qian Xiaoke bumping around like a headless chicken from a distance. Hitting someone is worse than bumping him, so he walked over quickly and stood in front of the other party. Just like that, Qian Xiaoke threw himself into his arms. send a hug".

"Why can't I be here?" Jiang Tongyan said confidently, "Is this road your home? You need your permission to come here?"

Qian Xiaoke gave a "cut", then looked back with a guilty conscience.

"Is there really a ghost chasing you from behind?" Jiang Tongyan stood there looking at him jokingly and smiling.

Qian Xiaoke raised his hand and said "Shh", as if he was going to slip away like a thief.

In the end, he hadn't slipped away yet, and watched the two policemen come out.

Qian Xiaoke panicked. With an idea, he took Jiang Tongyan's arm and said delicately, "My husband! I forgot my key!"

His words were so crisp and sweet that Jiang Tongyan was stunned.

"Ah?" Jiang Tongyan looked at him with question marks all over his head.

Qian Xiaoke had a pure and innocent face: "Honey, you came back too late today, I have been waiting for you for a long time."

He dragged Jiang Tongyan into the neighborhood, and deliberately said softly when two policemen passed by them, "Husband, what are we going to eat tonight?"

The two policemen looked at him, then at each other, and left expressionlessly.

Qian Xiaoke dragged Jiang Tongyan into the community quickly, pulled him to a corner, and made sure that the two policemen could no longer see them, so he let go of his hand and let out a long sigh of relief.

Jiang Tongyan saw a little way, squinted his eyes, and put his arms around his chest: "Qian Xiaoke, did you do something illegal?"

"No!" Qian Xiaoke was still panicking.

He is a person who has been cowardly since he was a child, not to mention breaking the law and discipline. When the teacher asked him to wear a red scarf when he was in school, he dared not wear two. This time he really went astray and was deceived!

Qian Xiaoke said: "Keep your voice down, don't let people hear you."

"If you don't have a guilty conscience, what are you afraid of?" Jiang Tongyan said, "Quickly confess, or I will send you to the police station right now!"

"...Can you calm down for a while?" Qian Xiaoke was about to die of fright, and this person was still making trouble here.

"Then tell me, what's going on." Jiang Tongyan deliberately teased him, "I'm your husband. Do you dare to hide anything from your husband?"

"Are you shameless?" Qian Xiaoke muttered, "Who are you husband?"

"Who was it just now? You called my husband so sweetly that I panicked," Jiang Tongyan poked him on the forehead, "Qian Xiaoke, I found that you are really a bit powerful."

"Of course it's great!"

"I mean, you are very good at touching porcelain, kid."

Qian Xiaoke snorted and turned to go home.

How could Jiang Tongyan let him go like this, he just raised his hand, put his arms around his neck and brought him back.

"What's the matter? Where are you going? Without your husband?"

"I don't have a husband like you," Qian Xiaoke said, "If I want to find a husband in the future, I have to find someone who is tough every minute."

Jiang Tongyan was injured again.

The result of his injury was to abuse Qian Xiaoke to death.

And the way he abused Qian Xiaoke was to grab someone to walk with him.

Jiang Tongyan didn't need to say anything, all he needed to say was, "Walk with me, or I'll go to Cheng Sen and sue you, saying that you raped me because you didn't go back to work in the afternoon."

Qian Xiaoke felt that Jiang Tongyan really had nothing to do offline, and he could do all sorts of wretched things.

In desperation, had to accompany.

But having said that, he really didn't want to go home now, and he was a little afraid, for fear that the two police brothers would come back and catch him.

So scary.

So, I simply obediently accompanied Jiang Tongyan for a walk around the neighborhood, and by the way inspected the businesses of the street stall owners.

Jiang Tongyan said, "Seriously, tell me, what did you do?"

"Nothing wrong."

"Then why did you see the police running?"

Qian Xiaoke was so wronged that he looked up to the sky and screamed, and then told Jiang Tongyan about his tragic experience of renting a house.

When he was talking about this passage, he was crying like complaining, and the long song should be crying. The intention was to let Jiang Tongyan know that life for poor people like himself is not easy, and he should stop making things difficult for him in the future.

As a result, Jiang Tongyan frowned after listening, and said for a long time: "Qian Xiaoke, you are really a little careless."

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-06-2106:11:44~2020-06-2206:16:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine:! ! ! 2; Luo Chengmei, Xiang Bei, lyzh-Riz_28, GinkoMK1;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Chengmei; 2 bottles of Meximeda; 1 bottle of Shien;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!