Love Genius Qian Xiaoke

Sick, absolutely sick.

Very earthy, indeed very earthy.

Qian Xiaoke looked at Jiang Tongyan with disgust: "Who did you learn from?"

Jiang Tongyan said in his heart: You have never heard of such advanced words, have you?

He smiled slightly and said triumphantly, "What? Are you moved?"

Qian Xiaoke: Vomit.

He was vomiting in his heart, but he definitely wouldn't show it. After all, he was asking for someone at this moment, and Qian Xiaoke wanted to take a ride with him.

Qian Xiaoke giggled: "Don't dare, how dare I climb up on you."

He said very sincerely: "Boss Jiang, is it okay to take a ride with you?"

Jiang Tongyan looked at him through his nostrils: "Seeing how pitiful you are, I will reluctantly agree."

When the car arrived, Jiang Tongyan deliberately cheated and searched for an address on his mobile phone to show the driver. At this moment, Qian Xiaoke was full of joy and didn't know what he would face next.

Qian Xiaoke seldom takes a taxi. After all, for a budget-minded person, it only costs 40 yuan to take public transportation from work to home, so he will not spend [-] yuan to take a taxi.

So, when he looked at the unfamiliar street scene, he didn't have any doubts at all, because he thought so-how could the route of the taxi be the same as the route of the subway!

However, no matter how slow Qian Xiaoke was, he would find something was wrong half an hour later, but it was too late.

The taxi driver parked the car outside a park, Jiang Tongyan paid and got out of the car.

Qian Xiaoke looked blankly at Jiang Tongyan who was standing outside the car, who raised his eyebrows and looked at him: "I'm at the place, why don't you get out of the car?"

"Where is this...?"

Jiang Tongyan said in his heart: I am not a local. If you ask me, who should I ask?

"My destination." Although he didn't know where it was, Jiang Tongyan said without changing his face, "It's fine if you don't get out of the car, I'm leaving anyway."

The driver turned around and asked Qian Xiaoke, "Where are you going?"

Qian Xiao was terrified, so he got out of the car quickly, and trotted after Jiang Tongyan.

"Aren't you going back to the hotel?" When Qian Xiaoke asked him, he took out his phone and opened the map.

I don’t know, I’m scared.

It is nearly 30 kilometers from this place to his home.

Qian Xiaoke was struck by lightning!

"Jiang Tongyan!" Qian Xiaoke stomped his feet, "You did it on purpose!"

Jiang Tongyan looked back at him with a smile, and suddenly put his arms around Qian Xiaoke's neck smoothly and hooked him over: "What? What's wrong with me? I asked you before I came."

When Qian Xiaoke thought about it, he was right. Strictly speaking, he really couldn't blame others for this matter.

He hates.

Heartbroken.It hurts so much.

He pursed his lips and began to look up the subway route home from here.

"But if you're not in a hurry, you can wait for me to go back together." Jiang Tongyan said, "I'm just here to relax and relieve the depression in my heart. When the depression is gone, I'll go back."

Qian Xiaoke looked at him suspiciously: "Do you have any distress that needs to be relieved?"

"...what do you say?"

Qian Xiaoke pondered for a while: "Oh, impotence."

Then he was hit on the head by Jiang Tongyan.

"Can you learn the art of speaking?" Jiang Tongyan said to him, "Don't leave any pot unopened!"

"Okay," Qian Xiaoke said, "Which pot do you open? I opened it."

Now he wants to make Jiang Tongyan happy, and when he is happy, he can go back to the hotel earlier, and he can follow the car back home earlier.

"I haven't opened any of the pots, just shut up." Jiang Tongyan really hoped that Qian Xiao was dumb, or, give him a glass of poisoned wine to make him dumb!

Qian Xiaoke shut up obediently, but after 2 minutes, he still couldn't help but speak: "Boss Jiang."

"say."

"Aren't you a clean freak?"

"I want you to take care of it?"

"No, what I mean is..." Qian Xiaoke clutched her schoolbag tightly with both hands, "You cleanliness, do you have to wrap your arms around other people's necks like this when you're relaxing?"

Very ambiguous!

Very inappropriate!

It was only then that Jiang Tongyan realized that he had been holding Qian Xiaoke's neck the whole time, and he bounced away like an electric shock, then took out a tissue in disgust and wiped his shirt sleeves.

"...You don't need it!" Qian Xiaoke rolled his eyes, "I let you take advantage of me for nothing, and I haven't said anything yet!"

Jiang Tongyan snorted coldly, too lazy to say anything.

Afterwards, Jiang Tongyan walked round and round along the small lake in the park, followed by Qian Xiaoke.

At night in the park at the end of September, it wasn't too cold, but there were a lot of brats running around screaming like crazy, Qian Xiaoke felt dizzy.

"Mr. Jiang, your heart hasn't calmed down yet?" Qian Xiaoke is tired from walking. You know, he is the kind of master who can sit and never stand, and can lie down and never sit. It takes 1000 years of practice to become a master, but it only takes 500 years to stand still. He will still choose the former without hesitation.

Just such a person, if you let him walk for half an hour, it will be terrible!

At this moment, Qian Xiaoke felt that he was already tired like a dog, no, a dog might not be so tired after walking for half an hour!

Jiang Tongyan looked back at him: "Oh! You're still there!"

Qian Xiaoke: Brother, are you sick?

"Boss Jiang," Qian Xiaoke laughed, "It's getting late, it's a long way from here to your residence, go back and rest early! I'm thinking of your health!"

Jiang Tongyan held back a smile and looked at him: "I thought you had already left by yourself."

Doesn't Qian Xiaoke regret it? He should have left when he got here just now, and now he may be able to go home from the subway in half an hour.

He smiled and said to Jiang Tongyan: "Where can I go, you are not familiar with the place, I am worried about you!"

Definitely can't go now.

Although Qian Xiaoke is not a person who loves to learn, he still learned a word a while ago - sunk cost.

He has already wasted a lot of time, energy and strength on this matter, and it would be really not worthwhile to leave now.

Be patient.

Anyway, Jiang Tongyan was definitely going back.

Seeing him like this, Jiang Tongyan was really moved with compassion.

He decided to give Qian Xiaoke a chance to perform.

"My heart is almost gone," Jiang Tongyan said, "It's just a little bit short, and someone may need to assist."

"Assist? What assist? How to assist? Let me do it!" As long as he can go home, Qian Xiaoke is willing to help!

Jiang Tongyan stood there with his hands folded across his chest, looking very cold and arrogant.

"Well, tell me a joke."

This hit the muzzle!Qian Xiaoke calls himself a "master of cold jokes", and he is invincible in the company. In summer, everyone comes to him to tell cold jokes to cool down.

Qian Xiaoke had an idea: "Xiao Ming asked his father to tell him a story, and his father asked him: Do you want to hear the long story or the short story?"

Jiang Tongyan looked at him, Qian Xiaoke: "Long or short?"

"……long."

Qian Xiaoke cleared his throat: "Once upon a time there was a fly..."

He took a deep breath: "Buzz buzz buzz..."

"Stop it!" Jiang Tongyan was distracted by the buzz, "What about the short one?"

"Once upon a time there was a fly, buzz... slap!" When Qian Xiaoke said "snap", he raised his hand and slapped Jiang Tongyan with great desire for performance. The sound was clear and powerful, which scared Jiang Tongyan all the way. Jump.

Jiang Tongyan frowned and looked at him in disgust. A few seconds later, Jiang Tongyan said, "Qian Xiaoke, what do you mean?"

"Huh? Isn't it funny?"

"It's funny." Jiang Tongyan said, "Whose father do you want to be?"

Qian Xiaoke can swear to God, he really didn't do it on purpose.

Just like that, Mr. Jiang's mood got worse, so he took Qian Xiaoke around the lake for another half an hour.

Qian Xiaoke's "fitness" plan for the whole year has been completed.

Just great.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-06-1007:55:12~2020-06-1107:33:20期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the mines: Moonuna_chen, Xiang Bei, and Chengmei;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of bird and reed; 456872653 bottles; 1 bottle of ambition;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!