Love Genius Qian Xiaoke

What kind of person is Qian Xiaoke?

Eating Malatang requires careful planning.

A meal of Malatang, no matter how hungry you are, can't exceed 20 yuan. This is the basic quality of a poor person.

But now, there is a bowl of 36 yuan deluxe Malatang in front of him.

Lu Xun once said: "Don't take advantage of it, you bastard."

Qian Xiao doesn't want to be a bastard, so he wants to take advantage of it.

However, Qian Xiaoke also understands a truth, there is no such thing as a free lunch.

He said, "Boss Jiang, why don't we two AA."

"AA?" Jiang Tongyan looked at him suspiciously.

"Yes," Qian Xiaoke pointed to the deluxe version of Malatang and said, "36 for a bowl, I'll pay 18."

Then, Jiang Tongyan almost died laughing.

He swears that in his wonderful life in the past 30 years, he has met all kinds of people, but he has never seen someone like Qian Xiaoke.

"Then we two have a bowl?" Jiang Tongyan deliberately teased him.

He found that teasing Qian Xiao is a very interesting thing in life. His life is boring, and recently he is anxious about impotence. If he is not too busy with work, he is really going to talk to a psychological counselor. Yes, but now it seems that teasing Qian Xiaoke is obviously more effective than chatting with a psychological counselor, and it costs less, only 36.

No, maybe only 18 yuan.

Qian Xiaoke, you are really... cheap!

"Of course not!" Qian Xiaoke's tender body shook, "I'm a clean freak! I can't share a bowl with others!"

Cleanliness is a fake, and it is true that you are reluctant to give others half a bite.

"Cleanliness?" Jiang Tongyan laughed out loud, "It's not like, I haven't seen a person with a cleanliness, and you don't have a trace of what a cleanliness should look like."

"I said there is one." Qian Xiaoke said, "If you want to eat, you can order it yourself."

Jiang Tongyan raised his eyebrows at him: "Oh, I ordered it."

While talking, Jiang Tongyan's Mala Tang was ready.

The deluxe version of Malatang for 36 yuan, you can directly see Qian Xiaoke’s water flowing into a river.

It's nice to have money.

In the past, no matter how tight Qian Xiaoke’s life was, and no matter how sharp the contrast with other people’s weekends was, he never expressed such emotion. At that time, Qian Xiaoke was indifferent to watching luxury houses, luxury cars and luxury bags on Weibo on weekends. However, a bowl of 36 yuan Mala Tang made him sigh "It's nice to be rich".

"Want to eat?" Jiang Tongyan said, "Please."

Qian Xiaoke could see the banter in his eyes. Although he didn't know how to write the word "joke", he directly replaced the word "joke" with pinyin in his mind, but he knew that Jiang Tongyan was humiliating him.

"No need!" Qian Xiaoke took out his mobile phone, scanned the QR code to pay, and then said proudly: "Boss! Here is a 36 yuan supreme invincible super Thunderbolt luxury Mala Tang!"

Hearing his series of prefixes, Jiang Tongyan couldn't help but laughed out loud.

Momentary impulse and momentary pleasure, always impulsive crematorium.

Qian Xiaoke ordered the 36 yuan Mala Tang on impulse, but when he entered the password to pay, his heart was bleeding.

He only has such a small salary every month. In order to live frugally, this meal of Malatang is enough for him to buy a piece of clothing.

A T-shirt worth 36 yuan can be worn for at least two years in summer. If it is washed less frequently and the movements are gentler, it can be worn for three years. In the end, it is really eliminated and can be worn as pajamas. Now, a The meal is gone.

But for the sake of face, Qian Xiaoke still paid the money.

After paying the money, he sat opposite Jiang Tongyan and waited for his Mala Tang.

"Aren't you a clean freak?"

"Well, what's the matter?" Qian Xiaoke deliberately found fault, "You discriminate against our cleanliness?"

"That's not true," Jiang Tongyan said, "Since you are a clean freak, why did you sit down without cleaning the chair?"

"...I'll wipe it now!"

While eating the legendary Mala Tang, Jiang Tongyan watched Qian Xiaoke rubbing against the chair with a tissue.

"Why are you so funny?" Jiang Tongyan said, "You pretended not to know me at Cheng Sen's place today."

"Who are you?" Qian Xiaoke started to play dumb again.

"Yo, I really don't know you?" Jiang Tongyan said, "You have intermittent amnesia?"

Qian Xiaoke pursed his lips, ignored him, stared in the direction of the back kitchen, and looked forward to his Mala Tang.

Jiang Tongyan took a sneak peek at Qian Xiaoke, and started teasing him again.

"Hey, do you know why I came back to China this time?"

Qian Xiaoke didn't answer, but suddenly became nervous.

The tone of the person on the opposite side became a little serious, which made him very disturbed.

He thought to himself: Could it be that he came back to find me to settle accounts and let me be responsible?

During this period of time, he checked a lot of information on the treatment of impotence on the Internet. He said that it was very difficult to get a cure, and he had to figure out whether Jiang Tongyan had a psychological problem or a physical problem first.

If it's psychological, then it's really his fault that the incompleteness is not guaranteed. Although he doesn't think much about it, he should probably take the responsibility of a man.

But having said that, if it is physical, this person is not good at all, so don't blame him, he is also a victim!

When Qian Xiaoke's brain was spinning rapidly, Jiang Tongyan said again: "I'm all for you."

Qian Xiaoke was almost choked to death by the inhaled air.

Jiang Tongyan acted gentle on purpose: "Have you heard that song? It's hard to forget the first time I saw you, a pair of charming eyes..."

"Brother, don't open your mouth." Qian Xiaoke prevented this person from continuing to sing.

In fact, it wasn't because Jiang Tongyan sang badly. To be honest, if he sang well, Qian Xiaoke would change his opinion of him.

In order not to feel pity for the enemy, Qian Xiaoke interrupted him in time.

"I'm serious," Jiang Tongyan felt that it was a pity that he didn't want to act. He is so handsome and good at acting. He might be able to win the Best Actor when he debuted. "After seeing you that time, I will never forget you."

This is true, Qian Xiaoke is all in the dream.

It's just that the so-called "unforgettable" means that he can't wait to catch this kid back, skin him and cramp him before throwing him out to grow flowers.

Jiang Tongyan's teeth itch with hatred.

Qian Xiaoke has never encountered such a thing.

He has been very good-looking since he was a child, but his love life is really not smooth.

What he said to Jiang Tongyan when he was drunk at the weekend's birthday party that day was true. He belongs to the kind who meets one and loves the other. As long as he is good-looking, he immediately falls in love with him. However, he has never had a serious relationship. When everyone rejected him, they said: "Xiao Ke, your soul is running too fast, I can't keep up."

Qian Xiaoke didn't understand what they meant before, but later he found out that these people all like the kind of high-altitude flowers or sexy temptations, but he is like a furry rabbit all day long. This kind of over-the-top personality makes handsome guys think He is a psycho.

It is very wronged.

Qian Xiaoke thinks she can be sexy and cute too.

Qian Xiaoke, who has never been in a good relationship, is "confessed" for the first time, and it is inevitable that he will be a little confused.

He turned around and looked at Jiang Tongyan.

"You...to me..." Qian Xiaoke was suddenly shy, "It was love at first sight?"

Seeing the little guy took the bait, Jiang Tongyan cocked his tail so proudly.

He's going to catch this little fish and bake it!

"What do you think?" Jiang Tongyan sighed sadly, "Actually, I don't know myself, after all, I have never loved."

Never loved?Qian Xiaoke said heartily, shouldn't you rich people live a degenerate life of luxury and money?

But he thought about it again, that's right, there is no true love in a world full of luxury and money.

Poor rich people.

"I only know that I think of you every day when I open and close my eyes, and I always think of you when I am distracted when I am doing things. Every day in New York is like a year. The past half month seems to be ten years older." Jiang Tongyan Say, "You say, I'm treating you..."

"Mine! Mine! Mine!"

Jiang Tongyan hadn't finished expressing his pretentious heart, Qian Xiaoke's eyes suddenly lit up, he stood up and shouted in the direction of the back kitchen: "Boss! My Malatang!"

Fine.

Jiang Tongyan could see that in the eyes of this little bastard, he was not as handsome as a bowl of Malatang.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-06-0609:15:12~2020-06-0708:57:18期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the landmines: 2 Qiuhe; Xiang Bei, Dahe Mimei, 1 Ice Creams, and [-] Luo Chengmei;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 413164565 bottles; Fufu, a soft and cute quilt 1 bottle;

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