I really don't like it!

A cat and a mouse fought each other across a cage for a long time.

"You are ugly."

"You control your face."

"You are fat."

"It's hard for you to cook."

"I'm going to eat you."

Su Shu spat out the melon seeds in his mouth and bared his teeth at it: "Come here if you have the ability?"

After a few rounds, both of them felt that such behavior was very retarded.

Mu Miao seldom quarreled with others like this, and she actually felt much happier after the quarrel.

"Stupid hamster, come out." Mu Miao lay on the door of the cage and pulled the locked lock.It's a bit embarrassing for a fleshy cat's paw to do such a difficult move, so it's fine if Mu Miao didn't buckle it twice.

It didn't even occur to him to transform into a human and get the hamster out.

Mu Miao really didn't have much interest in Su Shu, besides, how could such a fat and stupid hamster eat.

"Mr. Mu."

"?" Mu Miao looked up, but saw the little hamster standing on the second floor of the hamster cage, looking at it seriously.

Su Shu asked very sincerely: "Why is the food you cook so unpalatable..."

Mu Miao: "..." Mu Miao, who had been overwhelmed by beauty all year round, was finally pulled out.

Mu Miao became furious and bared her teeth fiercely: "Why do you want it to be so delicious? Just look good."

The hamster looked at it with extremely sympathetic eyes, and after a while, he handed out a melon seed from the gap in the cage.

The hamster looked sincere: "Mr. Mu, please eat a melon seed."

What a pity, the taste buds are broken, how much joy of life is lost!

The poor melon seed was slapped away by the cat's paw, and Mu Miao's beard was about to stand on end.

Stupid hamster, who wants to eat the melon seeds that come out of your mouth! ! !

Angrily, Mu Miao finally stopped staying in front of the cage, and started to run crazy parkour activities in the whole room.

Su Shu didn't care, he just sat on the second floor of the small house and ate melon seeds, and after a while, there were peeled melon seeds all around his chubby body.

He has now found out that this cat is an invincible and handsome hamster. It is estimated that there is no aesthetically pleasing hamster in it, and the cat uncle should not be able to speak.

Although the uncle cat probably wouldn't eat it, Su Shu still felt that it was safer to stay in the cage out of a natural awe of cats.

Mu Miao kicked her hind legs on the table and jumped directly onto the tall cabinet.It looked down at the hamster struggling to eat melon seeds inside, and couldn't help mocking: "It's so edible, no wonder it's so fat."

The hamster remained indifferent, and the mechanical sound of cracking melon seeds came from the room.

Mu Miao also felt a little bored. It jumped from the cabinet and fell directly on top of Su Shu's big package, and a delicate piece of paper slipped out of the package.

Mu Miao took a closer look at the examination admission ticket under her paws. The beauty is indeed a beauty, and even the ID photo looks good.

Su Shu, who was sitting in the cage eating melon seeds, finally became anxious. He grabbed the cage and shouted at Mu Miao: "Don't break it!"

Mu Miao glanced at it nonchalantly: "You can't pass the exam, what do you want it to do?"

Su Shu jumped, and it became ruthless. It deftly opened the cage door and ran out. It ran directly onto Mu Miao's paw and jumped hard.

Mu Miao was amused by the little thing's movements. It withdrew its paws and watched the chubby hamster struggling to drag a corner of the admission ticket to the bag.

The hamster glared at him: "Who says I won't pass the exam, I will definitely pass the exam this year!" As he said that, he opened his bag and showed him some review materials: "I have memorized them all, and I can definitely pass the exam!" point."

Mu Miao tilted her head to look at it, and suddenly laughed: "Are you really serious about this? The written test can't decide anything, it's just some common sense in human society. The test of the Demon League mainly depends on the interview. They will choose some goblins with special abilities..."

It looked at the fur ball squatting next to it, and poked it with its paw: "Just like you, your cultivation base is not high, and you don't have any special abilities. The only specialty is running wheels. Why does the Demon League want you?"

Su Shu scratched his neck: "You are talking nonsense, obviously there is still technology introduced."

Mu Miao raised her eyebrows: "There are very few technology introductions now. Besides, do you have a diploma from a higher education institution?"

Su Shu stammered: "But I know how to use computers..."

Mu Miao smiled: "These days there are no goblins who don't know how to use computers... You think the Demon League is too backward."

Su Shu lowered his head slightly. In fact, he knew all these things, but no one had told him that, so he kept deceiving himself.

At that time, it was the first time to take the Yaomeng exam, and all its grades were higher than Xiao Wushu's, but it was rejected in the interview.Little Witch is a flying squirrel anyway, not only the Demon League needs it, sometimes even the human government will ask them for help.

But what good is a hamster that can only run and eat?

no use at all...

Mu Miao didn't expect that what she said would actually make this energetic hamster like this, it poked a few times guiltyly, and said awkwardly: "Hey, what are you doing? There is nothing good about the alliance, not to mention working overtime every day, and there are no benefits, so I will let you work for nothing."

Su Shu got angry when he heard this, as if the man was showing off to him, he opened his mouth and bit the cat's paw: "Go away, don't worry about it!"

Mu Miao quickly retracted her paw and licked it, then muttered, "Stupid hamster, he has a big temper."

Su Shu was depressed on the side, and Mu Miao couldn't say anything, so he flipped through Su Shu's reference books beside him.

It looked at the dense notes on it, and suddenly raised its eyebrows to look at the milky white dumpling on the schoolbag, with some surprise in its round eyes: "Could it be that this guy is a wild elf?"

"Stupid hamster, come out to eat." Su Shu had just fallen asleep early in the morning when he heard someone's voice.It turned around sullenly, and buried its head in its thick fur.

After a while, a finger came over and poked it unceremoniously: "Stupid hamster, eat!"

When Su Shu was full of anger, he turned his head and took a bite without thinking.Then he was picked up by the back of the neck.

Mu Miao looked at the little dumpling writhing in his hand. Apart from thinking it was fun, he didn't feel any love at all. He poked Su Shu's stomach unceremoniously: "Little heartless, I cooked it for you!" I don’t even pay for breakfast.”

Su Shu struggled and shouted: "The food you cook is so unpalatable, who wants to eat it!"

After half payment, the door of Su Shu's room was pushed open, and a beauty with disheveled hair and slightly frowning came out of the room.

Mu Miao's eyes lit up, and she thought that it was really good to see the beauty this early in the morning.Although the beauty's brows and eyes are slowly filled with hostility, Mu Miao still firmly believes that even if the beauty is angry, she still looks good.

Su Shu gave him a strange look, and he became more and more sure that this person was sick.He scratched his head, turned and went into the bathroom.

When he tidied himself up and came out of the toilet, his roommate's eyes became more and more fiery, and he didn't want to be the same person as the cat with his vicious tongue yesterday.

Seeing Su Shu coming out, Mu Miao pointed to his mobile phone in Lingkong: "A man named Han Yue called you just now, do you want to call back?"

Su Shu was annoyed at this time, and when he heard Han Yue's name, he immediately replied angrily: "Ignore him!"

Mu Miao looked at his expression, and thoughtfully said nothing. Instead, she brought the porridge and looked at Su Shu expectantly and took a sip.

Breakfast is a very normal white porridge, which looks crystal clear, and the grains of rice are squeezed next to each other.After yesterday's dinner, Su Shu had already given up any hope for Uncle Mu's craftsmanship. He took a bite with a look of death, but his eyes suddenly lit up.

Seeing the beauty's surprised expression, Mu Miao couldn't help but began to ask for credit: "Is it delicious? In order to make the taste less unpalatable, I deliberately sacrificed some of its beauty, and it seems that the effect is not bad."

Su Shu: "..." As long as you are happy.

He glanced at the time and continued to stuff the porridge into his mouth.And during the whole process, someone on the opposite side kept looking at him with a bewildered smile.

Su Shu was covered in goosebumps, and he couldn't help asking: "Mr. Mu, can you tell me why you are so strange now?"

Mu Miao smiled at him like a dog: "I have always been patient with beauties."

Su Shu: "..."

Su Shu: "It's a pity, because of your behavior yesterday, the beauty doesn't have any good feelings for you."

Mu Miao still looked calm: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what the beauty thinks of me, but I must treat the beauty well, this is the most basic principle of being a gentleman."

Su Shu took a deep breath: "...you won."

"Beauty, do you need a shuttle service to and from get off work?" Su Shu was putting on his shoes at the entrance, while Mu Miao was leaning on the pillar next to him, looking at him flirtatiously, all the hormones in his body were constantly releasing.

Su Shu put on his shoes, picked up his notebook, and turned his head very coolly: "Thank you, no need!"

Mu Miao looked at the door that was closed with a bang, shrugged, yawned, turned into a cat, jumped to the balcony to bask in the sun and went to sleep.