I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

The TV was turned off at some point, and Joaquin rubbed his brows intermittently, and put his palm on his forehead.

This time I didn't have those palpitations and palpitations. If I want to be honest, my brother is not lying to me. Last time I was really hungry.

Min Qiu almost fell asleep, but a gust of cool wind came in through the window and woke him up—the weather in the north is as cold as it can be, and there is no such thing as early autumn, mid autumn and late autumn, and the cooling is just a matter of autumn rain.

He wanted to curl up and continue sleeping, but Joaquin saw him open his eyes and said softly, "Go back to sleep, I'm going to catch a cold here."

The dew was deeper and the room was silent. Min Qiu could almost hear the breathing of the two of them. Of course, he couldn't pretend that he didn't hear Joaquin's words.

He rubbed his face and sat up, and asked mysteriously, "What about you?"

Joaquin turned to look at him, and said slowly, "I'm going to bed too, I have class tomorrow morning."

There is no problem with this logic, it’s getting late now, and it’s time to rest, but Min Qiu somehow feels that he’s fake—like this scene in a play, an actor’s step up to this stage, and read the lines that should be read.

As a person in the play, he couldn't understand it in this mountain, but he felt in a daze that ending the day for such a reason seemed to be a bit disappointing.

Joaquin's voice was soft and he uttered words clearly. Isn't it too wasteful to say goodnight just by saying this.

Don't say anything anymore.

It's really strange, isn't what he originally wanted "peace and longevity"?Joaquin worked at sunrise and rested at sunset, moving on a predictable trajectory, didn't he meet his expectations?So what else could he choose?

Min Qiu shook his head, and said: "Go, cover the quilt."

He went back into the room, opened the shopping website, and briefly browsed the pillows, blankets, and eye masks with massage functions that can be placed on the sofa.After placing the order, I felt bored before paying for it—I am a big man, and he would make tricks like this and say something like that, which seemed to be a shame.

But it was different when Hua Xiaojin rubbed him.

Hua Xiaojin is such a delicate person, it doesn't feel wrong to give him a little kneading, and he is satisfied with the trial at Huajin, but he buys other products?It seemed that behind his back he was secretly dissatisfied with Joaquin's service.

This is not good, it will affect the relationship between the two, he cannot be such a person.

Min Qiu pressed the Enter key to log in to the game, and a sense of intimacy at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night came over his face.

A group of people in the family were eating melon seeds and waiting for him to go online. Seeing him coming, they all said: "Come on, let's continue. Yesterday, it was said that the boss was wearing a black topless shirt and met a drunk Qingxiu in the KTV bathroom. The man vomited while leaning against the wall, and then what happened!"

Min Qiu: "..."

Today's Min Qiu can't face the story he told himself yesterday. He just fell into the depths of the dark mud in Joaquin's clear heart, so he could only cover his eyes and say, "Of course it's for him to take pictures." Pat on the back and ask if there's anything wrong!"

One member of the family was not happy, as if collecting protection money, he threatened him with a rough voice: "What's going on? Isn't this a false advertisement? Before I went down yesterday, you clearly said that the boss had a murder weapon and suppressed him." It's on the sink!"

"..." Min Qiu rolled the mouse, and pulled the voice online list, all thoughts were lost, and the spirit was haggard, "There are so many girls here, what do you want me to say?"

Suddenly, I heard a very characteristic lazy male voice saying: "It's okay, just tell me."

Another girl said, "That's right, I'm 18, what can't I listen to? At worst, I'll cover my eyes and listen."

Min Qiu: "..."

Unexpectedly, a small group of girls really echoed these words: "That's it", "That's it".

Min Qiu heard that the male voice was familiar, and looked for it in the voice list, and he saw that it was dry and wet.

In the past few days when he was away, he did not fail to pay bills. Min Qiu couldn't find it easy to ask why he skipped work, so he hurriedly asked, "Qingqing, how is Qingcang going?"

——Qingcang Dishi has Qingcang's number in his hand, and Min Qiu knows it, so whenever Qingcang makes a move, he can react first, and he can also know in time which map Qingcang is on and how many people are there. Min Qiu couldn't figure out which one was his number.

This is an unsolved mystery, and he would not tell it even if he was given money.I don't know how to let go of it. Have you realized it?Min Qiu even had the urge to find out why he was relieved for an analysis, and the feeling of not being able to get an accurate answer was too uncomfortable.

Ganqing Dishi's voice today was quite happy, and he said leisurely: "They have a quarrel internally, and there is no one in the wild. I will watch it for you, so you don't need to worry about it. Let's talk about your patriarch's affairs."

"Oh, then I'll continue..." Min Qiu thought, no, what is he talking about when there is no one in the field?

He straightened his face, and lowered his voice: "What are you going to talk about today if you don't need to patrol the map? It's fine, it's all over, I'll talk about it next time when I go to the map, and I have to go to sleep."

He said he was going to sleep, but he couldn't sleep peacefully because he was worried that he would have no excuses when the heavy burden fell on him tomorrow, and ruin the foundation that his elder brother worked so hard to build.

He ran to the cross-border forum, found a few hot novels to read, and wanted to absorb some material and put it on his elder brother.After reading a few pages, he couldn't read anymore—how did these people scribble?It's okay to sneak in when you see the neighbor's house open when you go out, but how can you cruelly take something away from others when they are sleepy?

When a mosquito flies over while sleeping, people have to wave their hands twice. Could it be that this male protagonist is not as good as a mosquito?

And the subway—it's normal for the subway to be crowded, but can it be so crowded that no one notices when you take off other people's pants?If this was in Shencheng, wouldn't someone have raised their arms and shouted "There's a bastard here, hurry and kill him"?

Min Qiu’s flame of justice was blazing, and he couldn’t help but rant a few words, and sprayed it together with the plot of rectal secretions that wet the male protagonist’s whole body—mainly because these plots didn’t fit his elder brother’s character design , how could his elder brother be smaller than a mosquito, how could he be able to squeeze the subway without any trouble?

How can a novel like this build more than 2000 floors?It was all caused by the booing of those people in the building who shouted "Bang Bang Bang", "Come on", "666".

When he was disgusted, a person named "666" replied to him in one of the posts: "It's none of your business whether the rectum is lubricated or not? If you don't like to read it, just click the fork. Don't be so disappointed."

Seeing this superficial, fast-food-like screen name, Min Qiu felt haughty contempt in his heart, and he twitched his lips with a half-smile: "What kind of intestinal juice can the rectum secrete? He wants to digest the male lead's xx? "

666 responded quickly without fear: "The main composition of XX is protein, right? Without the action of pepsin and proteolytic enzymes, it is impossible for protein to be decomposed and digested. The pH of the intestinal juice secreted by the large intestine is between 8.4-8.55, which is a little harmful to the body. No harm."

Cult!It is because of the existence of this kind of people, who self-righteously preach here, that these authors write a few scribbles!That's why he can't find a scientific and well-scrutinized plot to put on his elder brother!

Min Qiu: "I've only heard that the rectum can absorb water, but I haven't heard that it can secrete it."

666: "The rectum can absorb excess water, but not all the time. Otherwise, wouldn't your rectum be dry long ago? If you touch it now, is your inside dry? The body's self-protection mechanism is to prevent the corresponding parts from being injured. The non-functional interstitial fluid temporarily regulates the water balance inside and outside the cells and keeps the gut moist, which is fine."

Min Qiu didn't touch it!

He said: "Have you tried it? It's impossible to get wet into a water curtain hole, right? Wet the male lead's body? Wet the bed sheet?"

After a while, 666 said: "'Art comes from life and is higher than life', it's just a novel, just read it quietly. There are lubricants all over the street, so I don't need to try it."

Hehe, it's serious, but it turns out that you haven't tried it?Min Qiu clicked on his personal profile - he said "Look at it quietly", he looked at the record of this person's replies, and only this person posted the most "Great", "Come on", "666"!

Min Qiu flipped back and forth between the posts impetuously, unable to read and sleep, and unable to sleep.He suspected that he was infected by Joaquin, and he had to be around someone to learn it, but he couldn't ask Joaquin to sit by and watch him browse these small websites, could he?

Last time the landlord sent him a message: "Mr. H, I read your reply just now."

Min Qiu: "Oh, you are here."

The host: "What you said is very correct. You should not advocate those unsafe behaviors in the novel. I feel the same way."

Calculated by the date, the host should have not stopped antiretroviral drugs, and the "scar" has not healed, of course he will not forget the pain.

Min Qiu: "Oh."

The landlord sent a link, look at the format, it is a download seed.

Min Qiu: "What is this?"

Host: "What you said is correct, but it's a pity that you still lack a little practical experience. I don't have the upper hand when I tear it up with others. I feel very heartbroken after watching it. This is a collection of my collections over the years. I only selected rich plots and better picture quality. If you don’t mind the part, download it and have a look, I hope it can help your research.”

Min Qiu: "Huh?"

Host: "Personally, I prefer the beautiful boy type, because I also came from that stage. I don't know if you can see it. All of them are my male gods. If I were someone else, I wouldn't pass them around easily. But you are different, I know you are a straight man, you will not insult my male gods by rough masturbation, so I leave it to you with confidence, I hope you can draw inspiration from it, and defend this forum with the power of knowledge purity."

Min Qiu: "..."

That said, why does it look like this is the same as Fengshang's swordsman PK video collection, and it still doesn't pass on secret treasures?

The other party trusted him so much, Min Qiu couldn't help but feel ashamed of his indifferent attitude in the conversation just now.He straightened his sitting posture, nodded where the landlord could not see, typed with both hands, and replied solemnly: "This...thank you, I will take a good look at it."

The download tool starts to execute the download task, the first acceleration channel is ready...the first acceleration channel is successfully opened...the second acceleration channel is ready...the second acceleration channel is successfully opened...

Min Qiu was waiting in line on the "Broadcasting While Downstream" interface, preparing to analyze the so-called "practical experience" scientifically, when the phone suddenly rang.

"Jingling, clanging—"

His first reaction was not to pick up the phone, but to turn off the computer screen, and in a hurry, he took down some odds and ends on the table—it was all Hua Xiaojin's fault, since the last time he woke up and saw him, Mr. I thought he would come in at any time, but...he never came in.