I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

"Soldiers are deceitful. Therefore, if you can, you can show that you can't; if you use it, you can't use it; if you are close, you can show it is far; Avoid them, scratch them when you are angry, be humble and arrogant, leave them when you are lost, and leave them when you are close to them. Attack those who are unprepared and surprise them. The victory of this military strategist should not be passed on first."

Min Yang stood at the window and blew the cold autumn morning wind for a while, closed the "Sun Tzu's Art of War" in his hand, and raised his eyes full of energy and eyes like torches.

It's getting cold, the lord of Tiandu City, it's time to change.

He turned on the computer and logged into the game.

He's been having a great time these days. He has played the game "Flying Immortal" for a year, and it is inevitable that he is a little bored. He has acquired the most precious items and pets in the game, and he has no opponents in the wild and in the PK field. One-sided killing makes him feel mechanical and tired.

But what could he do?After all, no one dared to fight him.

There are countless dead souls under his gun, and he can't even finish writing the names, and it's too late to save them one by one.

Recently, because of his third younger brother, he discovered a new way to play. This time, it is not as simple as killing one or two people, but an entire family that is in full swing: Qing Cang Iron Cavalry.

Let others say you are invulnerable, I will tear you apart!

Who made Tiandu City the most prosperous main city in this game?When he stood up and walked forward, the whole world had to make way for him, and that little kid named Ling Jian deserved to be unlucky.

Of course, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse, and its dust is hotter than the soil. Although Qingcang Iron Rider is just a small ant in his eyes, an ant can also carry several times its own weight, and it will resist to some extent— —It’s only interesting if he resists and can’t win him, otherwise, wouldn’t it be the same as before, he is invincible and unstoppable?

The third brother found two soldiers for him, and it is said that each of them has the title of "No. He has achieved grand plans and hegemony, and that little money is a trivial matter.

Recently, it has become more and more difficult to find Qing Cang's single person in the wild.

Min Yang drove the majestic Fire Qilin chariot through the rugged mountain roads of the Eternal Night Valley.

It's too cold to be high.Occasionally he also feels lonely, such as now, such as some late nights, such as Chinese New Year holidays - there are so many young couples in the M Corps, I don’t know whether their family is in the business of bee farms or sugar mills, and sweet talk always comes with no money The same, two people, you and I can't stop talking.For this reason, he had to allocate a sum of money to Xiaoqiang every year on holidays, and asked him to organize a song meeting or celebration. The flirting that irritated him was gone.

Everyone in the M Legion knows that although Xiaoqiang is the initiator of the event, he is the funder behind the scenes, so every event there are girls who specially sing for him, and even specially prepared in advance to perform a dance with the video function , the so-called "confession" and "mai kiss", he has received too much.

Some of them are true, some are fake, some are blindly obsessed, some have plans, and some want to take this opportunity to make a name for themselves, he knows all about it.

He knew it in his heart like a mirror, but he didn't tell the truth.

At this time, his heart would involuntarily withdraw from the pomp, float in the air, and look down on the world lonely, doubting and stubbornly thinking: Isn't it just sweet talk?Isn't it a girl?See, if he wants it, he can have it too.

Nothing to talk about.

Oh, yes, except for one of them.

He definitely didn't miss her all of a sudden, definitely not, it's just that he passed a stone half-soaked in the stream just now, which looked very similar to her bad temper.

She appeared in his life suddenly, without any warning.Although it was introduced to him by his third brother, his third brother had never mentioned to him that there was such a person before he moved to the district. If not, he would definitely be on guard and wouldn't be so easy to look at her more .

There is not much difference between her and the girls he has met before, the only feature is that her flattery is rougher, unintentional, exaggerated, and excessive. Even with such a heart that has been tempered through thousands of years, he can't help but want to complain secretly Three Baskets——You should be more professional in flattering, don't let him boast that his walking posture is different from others all the way!How can walking make a difference?Could it be that his game character is bowlegged?

Fortunately, this pharmacist's operations often run into blind cats and dead mice, and he has given holy protection or light shields in time when his life is hanging by a thread many times, so that he won't feel that bringing her by his side is an extra burden.

One time, when they were patrolling in the wild, they met a well-equipped warrior who also brought a pharmacist. The two sides fought, and the result was naturally that he, who was invincible, won.

When he was posing as a victor against the setting sun, she suddenly said, "You are so watery."

Min Yang was shocked at the time, do you dare to call me water?Who gave you the courage?

She didn't tell him who gave her courage, but Barabala talked about a bunch of mistakes he made just now, and with his equipment, in fact, he should have killed the pharmacist on the opposite side within a few moves.

Min Yang actually didn't remember exactly whether he did that just now, but seeing her vivid description, he couldn't refute it.

She seemed to be very regretful that the treasured sword did not meet the enlightened master, and sighed again, you are really good at water.

At this time, his third brother went online and applied to join the team.

Min Yang was a little flustered—if this stupid woman was outspoken later, and said what she just said to his third brother again, wouldn't his image be completely ruined?No, no, he can only pretend that he didn't see his third brother's application for joining the team.

But helplessly, his third brother is stubborn, he grew up with him, whenever he sees him, he has to follow behind him, even if he is held down by a big rock, he can get out and follow him.

Seeing that no one has passed the application for joining the team, his third brother sent secret chats over and over again, asking the eldest brother what are you doing?What are you doing?What are you doing?At the same time, immortals, phone calls, videos, and pop-ups are constantly being sent... Not to mention that he is still alive, even if he is dead, he can be awakened from the ground by his third brother.

He bit the bullet and let his third brother join the team, but he never expected that in an instant, the woman would start boasting about how chic his walking posture is, how handsome his normal attack is, and if he used any random skill occasionally, Then she has to scream three times before she can start adding blood seriously.

During the defensive battle, he was worried throughout the whole process, fearing that something would happen to him that would remind her of the mistake just now and make him sweat profusely.

When his third brother and two other teammates left the team after admiring him, he breathed a sigh of relief, and actually wanted to thank her for saving his face with her impeccable praise.

One day, when he went online, she was already online, but she didn't take the initiative to join the team, so he sent a question mark.

After a long time, she said that she was seeing the moon in Yuncheng and wanted to eat mooncakes.

Min Yang has never had the experience of getting what one asks for, so he said bluntly, "Buy."

She didn't speak, neither entered the team nor answered.

He stood at the gate of the city for a long time—recently when he was patrolling in the field, he often encountered thugs with a pharmacist. If you don’t sell it, you go buy it and I’ll pay for it for you.

She quickly sent a payment on her behalf, which was about 2000 yuan - he already knew that the shopping mall in the game was more expensive than outside, but the delivery fee was very strange, it was nearly [-] yuan?

The payer can't see the specific purchase list, which looks more like something with a low unit price and a large quantity, resulting in a high delivery fee, or it may be a careless mistake made by the store.

He was in a hurry to get out of the city, so he paid the money directly without asking any further questions.

She is getting more and more courageous, she can talk about him for a long time if he eats a wrong stone on the Shura battlefield, if he makes the same mistake again, she will stand aside impatiently, as if disgusted. Stop adding blood.One time, he was grinding his teeth and listening to her ear-piercing magic - this was his limit, and she dared to ask him if he knew he was wrong?

He was half-blooded sitting on the ground meditating, refusing to admit his mistake, but at this time Yan Nanfei and Yu Canghai came out from the dark!

Without further ado, he drank a bottle of "Sea Pearl Grass" that exploded instantly, and was about to step forward to fight, when he suddenly noticed a small, white figure in a green-edged pharmacist suit slipping away from the other side? !Not to mention running away, she ran to his third brother, Li Hua, crying in the rain?As if he bullied her?what can he doCould it be that he cried worse than her and asked his third brother to call the shots to avenge him?

He was so angry that he crushed a piece of the corner of the table, swallowed his loss, and led her back.

When playing in the arena, he rushed out without waiting for the state to increase, and it was expected that she cut off his supplies, but this time, why didn't she repeatedly force him to admit his mistake?

He... may not refuse.

The combination of the unicorn chariot and the running shoes on his character constituted the highest movement speed of the character in this game. In a blink of an eye, he had gone a long way, but he couldn't help but return to the stream in the shadow of the cliff.

Would such a bad-tempered rock rather be soaked in water in this dark place than follow him?

Is it "don't want"?Or... "can't"?

Min Yang stood beside the stone and put a [Rose Covenant].

[Family] Gan Qingdi Wet: Damn, are you out of your mind?go now!Why feel relieved to bring a team of people to catch you!

Min Yang's first reaction was not to go back to the city, nor to get in the car and run away, but to open the family list first - how dare this kid talk to himself like that? !He must punish this kid according to the number of witnesses, otherwise what will his M Legion think?How dare a rookie scold the patriarch? !

Fortunately, it's still early and the sun hasn't risen yet. Only a few young couples who hung up the phone to brush their favorability are online - they were chatting in the small room until midnight yesterday, and they must still be sleeping now.

Then he doesn't care about this matter with this child, after all, when he forgot to use the firework props, the system will prompt the user and use the map.

Min Yang clicked on the noble scroll to return to the city.

Speaking of which, he hasn't let off fireworks to anyone for a long time, and Xiaoqiang or others do it for him most of the time when he needs to improve his status.This one in the backpack seemed to be left over from the National Day - his Qingcang family had too many pairs of wild mandarin ducks there, and he couldn't stop talking, so he bought a backpack of fireworks.

His third brother was not online, so he had no choice but to release it to himself to brush away those words that seemed to be an eyesore.

So...why did he keep one?

Could it be that he is still waiting for that stone?

She has a bad temper, and if one day she dares to come back, he will show her the Tiandu City he brought down by her little ears, and let her know what stupid things she has done, how dare she leave without saying a word. leave him alone!

[Family] Ganqingdishi: The spring breeze is ten miles, it is better for you to die suddenly on the spot, how can you let go.

[Family] Qianqingdishi: The spring breeze is ten li, it is better for you to die suddenly on the spot, and to Supo is slow.

[Family] Qianqingdishi: The spring breeze is ten li, it is better for you to die suddenly on the spot, and the to wind does not know.

The family channel posted 3 killing messages in an instant—this is good, so that the brat's insulting words can be quickly brushed away, and those young couples who hung up the phone won't see it after waking up.

【Family】Dry and wet: 50+10+10=70.

This kid is not particular about his words, but he still understands how to do business. He has calculated every account clearly, and he has not charged more or less in the past few days.

The third brother said that the price would increase in two days, but the price was negotiated before the two took over the job, so it was not a robbery, and Min Yang thought it could be raised.

Among the two little soldiers his third brother found, Min Yang felt that this warlock was the most dedicated. He was online for 18 hours a day. When the harvest was the best, he could hand in nearly a hundred heads in an hour. When the harvest was not so good, there were 6 or 7 One, he patrols the maps almost around the clock, and he has his own trumpet with enough intimacy to go back and forth between different continents. He can also directly summon himself to the main cities such as Tiandu and Loulan that they cannot set foot in. into the wild.

Some people from Qingcang would hang up near the applicants in Yuncang City before or after the Shura Battlefield. This kid could directly open the ice shield and carry the guards of the main city to kill Qingcang's people all over the place.Although the other party is a hang-up person who has no power to fight back, but letting other uninformed people see the corpses of Qing Cang people everywhere in the city, this can also be called a happy event to destroy Qing Cang's prestige.

In contrast, the other power leveling is not so good: not online when eating, not online before eating, not online after eating, have time to take a bath every day, time to do this or that, in short online time It didn't add up much, let alone the last two days, whether it was work or school, or other business, Min Yang couldn't tell whether he was hiring the assassin or the assassin was the boss.

If it wasn't for the two of them selling it together, if it wasn't for the assassin who seemed to have two skills, one of them killed Lingjian alone in the wild and recorded the video, he would have kicked the assassin out a long time ago.

Looking at the Warlock again, he killed several more at this moment.

What's wrong with this kid?That means the body is too weak.

Min Yang once heard him speak a few times, not only was he weak, but also he had to change his breath in the middle of a longer sentence - think about it, if a person keeps playing computer games for 18 hours a day all the year round, it would be a strange thing .

He was in a good mood today, and with a big wave of his hand, he transferred 1000 yuan to Xiaobing's designated account, which was regarded as an overtime reward for getting up early.

[Family] Ganqing and bottom wet: The spring breeze is ten miles, it is better for you to die suddenly on the spot, to the wine barrel.

【Family】Dry and wet at the bottom: 110+50=160.

Min Yang was puzzled and asked:

[Family] Famous: I just called you 1000, why are you counting later?

[Family] Qianqingdishi: You dialed the boss's account, and I can't get it.

[Family] Far Famous: What about your own account?Send it over, and I'll call you 1000 again.

[Family] Qianqingdishi: You can call the boss's account, and I will receive it.

Min Yang dialed another 1000, but felt that the logic was not right.

When killing another person, the warlock will reset to zero and recalculate.

Min Yang thought, there should be nothing wrong with that.

Warlock kills a person, and Min Yang beats the head for the money, saving him from having to calculate the addition for a while after killing the person. He fights from six o'clock in the morning to six o'clock in the evening, until his third brother comes home from school.

As the third younger brother, I don’t know if he was beaten a lot when he was a child, and his brain is not working well—it’s not that he’s stupid, it’s just that it’s hard to listen to him, and he always says no to something every time he says something. to the point.

When I came out to read a book and accidentally formed a bond with someone, their father naturally wanted to ask what happened, and asked him if he liked that person. As a result, he blushed and said that he liked him, and then covered his face and said that I didn't like him. After a while, he looked at Min Yang and asked who liked him, and his father was so angry that he pulled out a three-foot cane and whipped him.

I thought I could wake him up, but the result was that his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he became more and more stupid. Several times in the middle, he asked why he hit me!What happened!

Recently, his third younger brother hit his head again at some unknown place. He was so distraught that he refused to say anything when he asked what happened.How can we fight against the world with him like this?

Min Yang took on the posture of a big brother: "Third brother, if you have anything to say, you might as well just say it. If you can't deal with it, there is still a big brother."

"Really?" His third brother came back to his senses, "Brother, I told you, you have to hold on—the baby who will marry you, I think he is a man."

Min Yang: "..."

The third brother: "Did you see that?" The family said "Yeah! "This one is the tuba size of Baby Kiss."

The assassin soldier did not know when it was also online, and the two were working together in the field.

[Family] Destroying Jade and Gold Pin: A street in the south of the city and north of the city, find out who is the father—Spirit Sword, kill!

[Family] Ganqing and bottom wet: Yay! 100!Half and half!

Min Yang: "You mean...'dry and wet'?"

Third brother: "Yes."

Min Yang: "..."

[Family] Famous far and wide: [Qianqing bottom wet] Are you a baby kiss?

[Family] Gan Qingdi Wet: Look at my name.

[Family] Yuanming Yang: What do you mean?

[Family] Gan Qing's bottom wet: That's it--Qian Qing's business?

Ah boy!He doesn't want to live anymore? !

Min Yang broke the corner of the other table again:

[Family] Famous: You lied to me?

[Family] Gan Qingdi Wet: Yes, why?Can you still jump out of the screen and bite me?