I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

During the class break this day, Chi Yuan came over mysteriously and asked, "Min Qiu, who was the substitute you found last time? Give me a name?"

As soon as Min Qiu saw this guy, he remembered being troubled by his unrestrained speech last time. Before answering, he tried his best to mobilize his facial muscles, and glanced coldly with "ghostly" and "cruel" eyes, in order to reach the daunting point of view. Effect.

Chi Yuan: "What's wrong with your eyes? Needle eyes?"

"You're the only one with the eye of a needle!" Min Qiu yanked off his paw dangling in front of his eyes, "Why do you ask this?"

Chi Yuan leaned against the table, pitifully fat: "Let me tell you, who is it? Is it from the professional e-sports circle? How do you know each other? It can't be from our school, right?"

Min Qiu stared at him mercilessly, raised his hand and straightened his collar: "I haven't answered a single order, I haven't had any achievements, and I'm still asking here and there."

"Before I take the order, I have to make sure that there is really such a person. Why do I feel like a cheater? How can I win all?" This question has obviously troubled Chi Yuan for a long time. How can humans still be on the surface of the earth, they have already gone to heaven, right?"

Min Qiu glanced out of the corner of his eyes: "You have just gone to heaven, will you speak well?"

"Do you know him directly?" Chi Yuan asked, "Tell me, how is your relationship with him?"

"Min Qiu has a good relationship with him, and we have eaten together several times." Hua Jingang wanted to stick his head out from the other side of Min Qiu, but was blocked by his body.

"I rely on you to know me too!" Seeing someone's testimony, Chi Yuan's last bit of doubt was dispelled, "Take me to have a meal together, let me also get close to the living god, and take a photo together to sign a letter." Famous? Guaranteed not to harass!"

Min Qiu sneered: "You can't harass him, people don't like you like this."

"Ah! Could it be a woman?" Chi Yuan covered his mouth, "There are not many female anchors who can hit this level! I seem to know who it is! Is she actually in Shencheng?"

Min Qiu didn't know who he was talking about: "What? What do you know?"

"I understand. You dudes, relying on some money at home... I said, how could someone accept such an order for 200 yuan? It turned out to be a trap for you to approach the girl!" Chi Yuan looked sad and indignant, pointing his finger Min Qiu shook his head again and again, "You are a beast in clothes, you rascal!"

His voice is not loud, but these few words are too exciting for a group of drowsy students in class, "hula" a large circle of people turned their heads, there are men and women, eyes They all shone with anticipation, and some people encouraged Chi Yuan: "What did he do? Hurry up and expose the crime!"

"He!" Chi Yuan sniffled, as if he was the one who was taken advantage of, "He used my name to come and go with the beautiful anchor, giving and receiving privately..."

"Privately give and receive your size!" Min Qiu turned his head with one arm, and with the other hand, he pushed away the subcutaneous fat around his waist, and pinched hard at the place where the nerve endings are densely packed, "What nonsense are you talking about? In your name? Who are you?"

"Ahhhhhhhhh! Who knows what you did with others! Ah! Ah! Ah! Forget it, I didn't do anything but do it! Come on! Ah! Didn't do anything! Help! Teacher! Here we come! The police are here!" Chi Yuan was strangled so much that he cried for his father and mother, and after begging for mercy for a long time, he finally got out of the cage.

"Nervous." Min Qiu pulled out a tissue in disgust, gritted his teeth and wiped the stinky sweat on his hands, still feeling the shock, "Hua Xiaojin, I'm going to wash my hands..."

When he turned around, he happened to see Joaquin pressing the back of his hands to his face, cooling himself down.

Min Qiu: "What's wrong with you?"

Joaquin's face seemed to be redder: "It's okay, it's hot."

Others sit in the classroom for a long time without activities, what is there to be hot?Min Qiu leaned over and taught him in a low voice earnestly: "Are you laughing at me too? Who am I taking the blame for? Ah? How can you laugh at me? I'm with you every day. Have I ever told others privately? Don't you know yet?"

Joaquin's face was really red, red to the bottom of his eyes, Nuonuo nodded: "I know, I know."

"Okay." Seeing that he has a good attitude towards correction, Min Qiu is not a person who cares. He got up and jumped twice, straightening the crooked clothes from the fight just now, "I'm going to the toilet, will you go?"

Joaquin shook his head like an electric rattle.

Chi Yuan was quite useful. After confirming that there was a real person playing on behalf of him instead of using a cheat, he quickly picked up the order for them: "How much is this?"

Min Qiu had discussed the market price with Joaquin before, and this time he would definitely not set the wrong price again: "500, I'll count it as 450 for you, I don't care how much you want for others."

"Hey, I understand." Chi Yuan asked again, "Is it still the same person who played last time? The record will look better. People are looking for me because of my record, so I can tell others about it."

Min Qiu: "I know, I know, don't worry."

Chi Yuan was worried: "Hey, do you count? Can the great god listen to you?"

Joaquin came over: "The Great God listens to him everything."

Min Qiu straightened his back, as if he was more precious in every gesture—in fact, Joaquin had nothing to "obey" him, on the contrary, it was the kid who closed the door without saying anything that night and let Min Qiu He retreated for thirty miles, but being in front of people and being behind are two different things. He said that, and Min Qiu was very useful. He felt that the stool he was sitting on today should be a dragon chair.

Chi Yuan was even more curious: "Which master is it? I feel that those who can achieve this record are all first-line anchors, or they are active in the e-sports circle. Who would be short of this money?"

Min Qiu pretended to be profound: "What do you know about things in other people's circles?"

After sending Chi Yuan away, Min Qiu, who actually didn't understand anything, turned around and asked: "Hua Xiaojin, I think those anchors make a lot of money, why don't you become an anchor too, isn't it better than doing this? It's just what you play For games, there are excavators in the live broadcast room, and you can receive thousands of gifts a day, you are much better-looking than those crooked anchors, and you must earn more than them."

Joaquin: "Do I look good?"

Min Qiu was very worried, and he didn't know how Hua Jin usually focused in class?No wonder he failed.

"It depends on who you compare with—it's worse than me, but it's more than enough for them." Min Qiu made a joke that boys like to boast casually, but it didn't achieve the expected effect, and instead attracted Joaquin. Looking carefully, it seemed that he was identifying where he was prettier than him, which made Min Qiu feel a little embarrassed, "Where did I just say that? Oh, by the way, when you broadcast live, I will support you at home." There is a background board, and there is a marquee, whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrurr, and when they come in, they will be blinded and they will not be able to get out."

"I want to make money, but I don't want to be too famous, especially I don't want to show my face." Joaquin held his face and looked at him seriously and said, "Once I am famous, there will be people who are fleshy, harassed, secretly photographed, tattooed for me, Those who chased after my door to marry me, those who rushed to give birth to me a monkey, and those who sent me family heirlooms... You know, my mother doesn't like these things, she still often reads game news when she is free , I am afraid that she will be angry if she sees it."

"..." Min Qiu endured it, "Say it! Are you awake?"

Joaquin lay on the table with his head tilted, and pointed the back of his head at the person: "It's a little bit, I haven't slept well these days."

"Why?" The most important thing is to stay in the green hills without worrying about firewood. Min Qiu put aside the doubts about his paranoid mental state, stretched out a hand and touched it in front of his face. His forehead, "It's not hot. What's wrong with you?"

"I'm not feeling well," Joaquin's voice sounded like a mosquito flying away, "It's just... I can't sleep these few days."

Min Qiu: "?"

Once the soundproof door of their home is closed and the curtains are drawn again, the whole is a paradise without any noise affecting rest, so why can't they fall asleep?

"Why can't you sleep?" Min Qiu asked patiently, "Are you full?"

With his back turned to him, Joaquin sighed, "I don't eat as much as you do."

"I eat a lot, but I'm tall and have a lot of basal metabolism." Minqiu analyzed, "Are you in a sub-healthy state? Exercise more, and I will take you to exercise when you go back at night? You can go to sleep after exercising. .”

Joaquin turned his head suddenly, his expression panicked: "What sport?"

"Don't be afraid, I won't let you play basketball. You're so scared. You can't hit the ball with your small wrist, right?" Min Qiu used practice to test the truth. He put his hand around Joaquin's wrist and tested it for himself. He found that there was still a little flesh hidden in this little hand, and it was soft and smooth when pinched, not as painful as he thought.

He sincerely suggested: "Why don't I play shuttlecock with you for a while? Isn't it said in sports medicine that kicking shuttlecock is good for the shoulders, neck and waist? ... Hey, hey? I'm talking to you!"

Why are you so rude!

"Turn your face—" Min Qiu looked at the orange hair on the back of the head in front of him, and pulled it with a little force, and the little face turned back immediately, "What the hell are you doing?" Do you want to go? Just downstairs from our house, let’s buy a shuttlecock when school is over!”

Like some shelled mollusc, Joaquin slowly put his head back down again.

Min Qiu is a real person, if someone he doesn’t like to be in touch with pulls him to play shuttlecock, then he will never go, and when he says he wants to practice shuttlecock kicking, he really wants to practice with him, and he even has a training plan in mind ——After school, the two bought a bunch of fly green and reed flower yellow chicken feather products at the entrance of the supermarket.

"This kind of hair is so long, with great wind resistance and slow fall, suitable for a novice like you...Me? I'm sure it's fine, look——" Min Qiu pulled up a little trouser leg to facilitate movement, and pressed the shuttlecock precisely. The descending trajectory kicked back, "Hey! How's it going?"

Joaquin suppressed a laugh and clapped.

Min Qiu looked at him, and suddenly felt that the training plan in his mind became more concrete and vivid: "There are many people here, go back to practice, you can kick five at a time, and play 10 sets every day..."

There is a net in the national fitness equipment area downstairs in the community.The net is not too high, and the field is not too big. It is a bit cramped for playing badminton, but it is just right for kicking shuttlecocks.After the two kicked for a while, a few more aunts came to have fun after dinner. Once there were too many people, Min Qiu couldn't care less about counting. He played back and forth for about an hour, and kicked until his stomach was so empty that he couldn't ignore it. .

"Next instant noodles." Joaquin opened the refrigerator and looked around, "I'm hungry too."

Min Qiu: "Get down, get down, get down."

He quickly took a shower, sat at the table knocking on the bowl and waited for the meal, when the mobile phone rang suddenly, and the event reminder: 7:55, the anniversary exterior will be on sale at [-]:[-] on Friday night.

The timing was just right, if he went upstairs a little late, or took a shower a little late, he might not be able to catch up with the exterior purchase in time.He opened the kitchen door and yelled, "Leave me a bowl on the table after cooking, I'll eat it right away!"

The five lines in Tiandu District are all very popular. Some enthusiasts in the family remind everyone to put the money into immortal jade first, so that there is one less payment procedure when buying. Min Qiu calculated the total price of the four exteriors and four weapons. Ruanruan hasn't gone online yet, so he simply charged up such a whole set of immortal jade.

The customers in the tailor shop in the main city of Biyi couldn't read their names clearly, and they had to block everyone before they could click on the NPC.At eight o'clock, the "Buy" button lights up, Min Qiu selects all the contents of the shopping cart and clicks OK without hesitation, but the game screen freezes for an instant, and after two seconds, everything returns to normal, and a prompt box pops up in the middle of the screen : "Limited items can only be purchased one at a time."

Someone in the earphones has already cheered for the success of the purchase. Min Qiu finally understood why he had heard people say "quick hands" before he could buy more. There was an extra men's suit in the store.

Then click to open the purchase interface, and all the exteriors will display "sold out".

Min Qiu: "...how did it sell out so quickly?"

Someone in the family said: "This is the fastest-selling session I have ever seen."

Fortunately, the tailor shop is sold out, so it’s not considered out of print. The merchant must have the goods, and the box can be opened, but it’s just a little more money. Min Qiu clicked on another separate purchase interface to see the annual limited edition. "Floating Lights" - SOLD OUT.

He couldn't help closing the page and opening it again, repeatedly confirming: "Why is the annual limited edition sold out? So fast? Don't you need a proof of purchase to buy this?"

The family member said: "The annual one has attributes, of course it sells faster, and the ones you want to buy have already collected all the fragments? Aren't you a new player? Do you have the qualification card to buy?"

Min Qiu: "...No."

He doesn't have it, but Ruanruan does!The cheers and jumps she had for collecting fragments in those days were real, which showed how much she was looking forward to this suit, but why didn't she connect to it?If she can't come up to buy something, she can definitely inform him and let him grab it for her!

Leaving aside yesterday’s discord in the arena, Ruan Ruan is one of Min Qiu’s few friends, and it means a lot to him in this game—it can be said that he and his elder brother only learned how to spend money, Other than that, Ruan Ruan taught him little by little, especially in the last few days on the Shura battlefield. Since Min Qiu watched the video of wind injury, Ruan Ruan gave him even more detailed instructions, and he consciously improved. quite large.

At the beginning, the acquaintance with Ruanruan seemed a little too dreamy, which made Minqiu have the illusion of "it is you", but as he met more and more people these days, he would occasionally look back and think about it , if not in this way, what kind of understanding can it be?Who and who didn't get acquainted in the game from saying hello, forming a team to do tasks, and playing dungeons?He is not the only swordsman at the gate of Die Die Xuan, and Ruan Ruan is not the only pharmacist who wants to find a team to collect fragments. Countless people are like them, asking, forming a team, and getting acquainted in this way.

If there is anything special, it is definitely not that their experience is special, but that Ruan Ruan is particularly proficient in this game.

It is precisely because of her great help to him in the game that they have subsequent intersections.Ruan Ruan's level of playing "Flying Immortal" is equivalent to that of Joaquin playing League heroes—from Chi Yuan's flocking attitude towards the "Great God", it is not difficult to speculate that if Chi Yuan knew that the "Great God" was Joaquin, he would probably be like Joaquin. As if he was chasing Ruan Ruan, he ran all over the ground in Huajin cafeteria and classrooms.This has nothing to do with love, it is the commonality of people following in the footsteps of the outstanding and yearning for beautiful things, but Min Qiu was still inexperienced at the time and it was difficult to distinguish them.

Similar to it, for example, his elder brother is in Changbai Mountain, and there are a lot of men and women by his side, are they all coveting his elder brother?Of course, part of it must be admiration and following go hand in hand... But although Min Yang has a bad temper, he is so righteous to the people around him that there is nothing wrong with it, and it is indeed worth following; A large number of players who applied to join the family were rejected. These people may not have any special feelings for Qingcang or Lingjian, just because Qingcang is strong, standing invincible among the top few in Tiandu.

All in all, accompanying Ruan Ruan in those days when Ruan Ruan accumulated fragments, he stood in the position of a good friend, and felt sincere regret for her missing out on the snap-up of outfits.

He sent a message on Xianxian: "Ruan Ruan, why are you not online? The limited edition outfits are sold out."

After a while, Ruan Ruan replied: "Oh, then I can't help it."

Min Qiu read it several times, but still couldn't find the correct tone to pronounce this sentence - what kind of answer is this?Is Ruan Ruan too sad?She tried so hard to collect all the pieces, how could she say "I can't help it" in such a tone?

"Daqiuqiu, Daqiuqiu, it's time to eat!" Joaquin knocked on the door and said, "Hurry up, the instant noodles will be soaked later."

As soon as Joaquin got home, he was busy cooking the noodles. At this time, he went to take a shower. Minqiu was alone at the dining table, holding a bowl and eating instant noodles with a lot of ingredients. It is called "instant" noodles, and a lot of beef rolls, shrimps, poached eggs, bamboo shoots, and green vegetables are added. Minqiu didn't realize that there was no seasoning packet in the soup, but the taste was still very delicious. The chemical flavor of chicken essence and monosodium glutamate that melts in water is more delicious.

Joaquin came out of the shower and wiped his hair, and turned on the TV casually. Min Qiu followed his figure all the way, and became more and more determined about the idea of ​​whitening—Joajin's hair was half dry and half wet, and there was still water hanging on his body. An old T-shirt, but it looks like a character in a comic, it looks good no matter how you look at it.

It must be because he is so white.

Like a boiled egg with its shell off.

"The following news will be broadcast. Half an hour ago, residents of Lizhi Community in S City found a woman on the top floor of a certain building hovering near the fence. She seemed to have suicidal thoughts, so they immediately called the police. Rescuers from S City's fire department, public security and other departments I rushed to the scene in time, and after more than ten minutes of persuasion, the woman who committed suicide was successfully rescued. It is understood that the woman is 28 years old this year, works in a foreign company, and her family and income are in good condition. What is the reason that made her have the idea of ​​suicide? What? Please see the reporter connection in front of my station."

"This person doesn't really want to die, does he?" Joaquin bit his chopsticks, "Look at her house, it's so well decorated, such a big house, and a car! If it were me, I wouldn't want to die."

"Look at you, if you don't say you are a child, it's too superficial." Min Qiu shook his head and taught, "The house and the car are all appearances, and what crushes a person is often not material pressure, but inner pressure. Suffering. For example, there are shady promotions, families urging marriage, encountering scumbags and so on, people want to die when they can’t see hope. If they are really poor and have a bad life, they don’t want to die. Live a good life, it’s a good thing to die.”

During the on-site interview, the woman's face was mosaiced. The reporter asked, "Ms. Wang, why did you think of jumping off the building? What kind of pressure did you make such an extreme choice?"

Ms. Wang's voice was trembling, and she was a little emotional: "I have worked hard for a whole year, and I have given up countless opportunities for further studies and blind dates. I count every day on my fingers..."

The reporter held up the microphone, nodded "um", "um", as if he understood.

Ms. Wang: "My monthly salary is 7000 yuan after tax. I have to pay 3000 yuan in housing loans, 1500 yuan in car loans, and other daily expenses every month. There is basically no balance. Even under such circumstances, I I still overdrawn my credit card by 2 yuan..."

Reporter: "Well, what is your overdraft of [-] yuan for?"

Ms. Wang: "I didn't spend it."

Reporter: "Huh? You didn't spend the [-] yuan? Does this have anything to do with your suicide?"

Ms. Wang became even more emotional, crying into the camera: "2 yuan is nothing to me! Let me tell you, I want to take this 2 yuan now, no, I want to add another 20 yuan, Go hire a lawyer, I want to sue Feixian Company, which has lost my conscience! What kind of glamorous exterior--you said you need to save the purchase certificate to buy it, okay, okay, I will save it! The blind date was also rejected, and I came back to make a dungeon to brush the fragments; you said that the price increase was [-] clothes in the past few years, but this year it was [-], okay, I have a credit card for Xianyu! But not for a second Now, the limited exterior outfit is gone! Not even a second! If I was too slow, I would admit it, but at that second my game was completely stuck! How do you ask me to buy it? I swipe The purchase certificate that has been used for a year has become waste paper, and Feixian Company must compensate me for wasting time!"

Min Qiu: "..." It turned out to be a player of "Flying Immortal", who had a similar experience with Min Qiu. If it wasn't for the game being stuck at that time, he could at least buy another weapon exterior.

"Hahahahaha!" Joaquin laughed, "Isn't it normal for the game to lag and freeze? This is going to kill you? Isn't this woman too stupid? See, this is more superficial than me."

Host: "A reporter from our station dialed the game's customer service based on the phone number provided by the official website of the 'Feixian' game, and got in touch with an account manager of the game. Let us hear his views on this matter."

Account manager: "Well, hello reporter, I understand. This is the case. Similar situations have occurred in previous years, because our annual limited exterior sales volume is 8 sets, but tonight at 72 o'clock sharp , the total number of people online in the 2600 districts of Feixian is 800 million. According to the statistics in the background, there are nearly [-] million people who have synthesized the "Fuguang Qingcheng Purchase Voucher" in the backpack and are online, so this panic buying will definitely be fierce. Some people You can buy it, some people can’t buy it, we publicly informed the players of this risk at the beginning of the event, and it’s up to the players to decide whether to accumulate fragments of the purchase certificate.”

Reporter: "Ms. Wang said that the game screen was completely motionless for a moment during the purchase process, which caused her purchase to fail. How do you explain this?"

Account manager: "I can guarantee that our server can fully withstand the 2600 million online users, but I can't guarantee that the network of each player is always smooth. At the moment when the snap-up starts, the data traffic is larger than usual. This is normal. Yes, so Ms. Wang felt 'stuck', which may be caused by her personal network and computer configuration, not our server's problem."

Reporter: "I heard that your company's limited-edition exteriors were sold out in a second because there are several major studios in the game. Is there such a situation?"

Account manager: "Our aim is to 'create infinite possibilities with the hands of the players'. Game design has always pursued that all activities can be played differently according to the player's operating level. 'Feixian' has been accepted since the first day of operation. With the real-time monitoring of third-party agencies until today, we have been cracking down on and resolutely eliminating any button wizards, plug-ins, and scripts to ensure that all operations in the entire game are manual. As for the "studio" mentioned by Ms. Wang ', I know that there are indeed some people who provide the service of "fee-based grabbing", but that must also be based on the premise of "manual grabbing". Since it is manual, then these "studio" people are the same as any ordinary It is the same as the type of work. We use our own advantages of quick hands and familiarity with the game to make money. We cannot restrain such behavior through technical means. I am deeply sympathetic to Ms. Wang’s experience. I hope she can cherish her life and think more about it. The happy game time spent in the process of accumulating 'purchase certificate fragments', in addition, there are many items and services that can be purchased with immortal jade in our mall, I wish Ms. Wang and all players in front of the TV a happy game."

The scene switched to another group of reporters and cameras, and the reporter said in a low voice: "We took some pictures in a nearby Internet cafe. This is that the 'studio' temporarily hired some young people to help the 'boss' with the snap-up. The leader of the studio Now we are checking the snap-up situation of the employers one by one, and paying commissions on the spot. I passed by them just now, and I heard them say that the commission for successfully snapping up a limited edition outfit is 3 yuan, and the person with the best score today is 5 seconds Zhong completed the snap-buying of [-] exterior outfits, which means he got [-] yuan..."

Joaquin: "Ah, there is still this job? You can earn 100 yuan with just one click? So good? If I knew it, I would go grab this too!"

Min Qiu has personally experienced the feeling of being unable to go out with several zeros of fairy jade flowers, as if being abandoned by tailors all over the world. Seeing his newborn calf's unafraid of tigers, he poured a spoonful of cold water: "Then you have to grab it to get it." Okay, do you think this money is easy to make?"

Joaquin turned his head to look at him, stared at him for a few seconds, wondering what flowers he was looking at, and suddenly smiled: "Well...it's not a pity."