I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

Min Qiu was about to open his mouth, but then stopped again—calculating face to face, pointing at people, would inevitably refute their face, not to mention that as long as Joaquin was in front of his eyes, he would not be smelled of oil or cigarettes. , even if he likes to paint himself all over with oil, so what?

Then Min Qiu definitely wouldn't argue with him.

So let him be happy with such trivial matters as the style of the apron, and don't make trouble for himself.The ones in the cupboard also take up space. The aunts who clean the corridors and the uncles in the mail room at the door will take them down to ask if they need them when they go downstairs.

Min Qiu thought clearly in his heart, and the expression on his face was naturally good-looking. He pushed open the door with a smile, and smelled the smell of spicy food being heated in the air, and asked, "Little Jinzi, what did you do?"

"It's a greedy cat with a sharp nose. You came out as soon as I made it? The rice cake soup I made, let me try to see if it is cooked through." Joaquin lifted the lid of the pot, avoiding the most rushing steam, and scooped it carefully A piece of rice cake came out, "Huh, it's so hot."

The spicy smell in the air makes people want to sneeze. Minqiu's nose is really good, and the smell is very familiar. He just invented it out of thin air today: "You add pickled pepper chicken feet to rice cake soup gone?"

"I originally wanted to make pickled vegetable shredded pork soup. Don't you want something spicy? I picked out the sansan pepper and fried it with pickled vegetable shredded pork. I blanch the remaining chicken feet." Hua Jinsheng said. A large bowl came out, "This way it shouldn't be so spicy."

The potherb mustard is pickled in sour and paired with the spiciness of wild salsanthum. Since ancient times, hot and sour is the best meal, not to mention the tenderloin that has been fried and slightly charred?The water-milled rice cake slices were boiled to a moderate degree of softness and hardness, retaining just the right amount of chewiness, but quickly succumbed to the grinding between the teeth. Min Qiu ate most of the bowl under the steam, and his lips experienced the baptism of hot and spicy. Inhaling in pain: "Ah - it's so cool."

Joaquin ate two pieces of chicken feet, and was so hot that he drank cold water: "How is it? Is it delicious?"

Min Qiu nodded wholeheartedly: "It's delicious, it's delicious."

"Do you like to eat rice cakes?" Joaquin smiled, "In our hometown, eating rice cakes is the same as eating rice here. There are rice cake shops everywhere, and there are many other ways, compared to Korean fried rice cakes. Stir-fried tomato sauce is much more delicious, let’s eat something else another day.”

Min Qiu's brain seemed to be eaten into his stomach along with the soup: "Okay, eat, eat."

"My mother's cooking is even better. When I was young, my favorite food was the rice cake soup she made." Joaquin wiped his hands, resting his chin on his face, "Tell me, will I open a rice cake shop in the future?" ? They fry white sugar cakes and cook rice cake soup every day, and it seems to be pretty good to open near the school, isn’t it?”

Min Qiu burped slowly—it was not easy for the rice cake to slide down the esophagus, it was not easy to digest.

The lump of rice cake finally sank into his stomach, as if it pushed his IQ line up.He could see that Joaquin's clear eyes were not as agile as before, but rather like glass beads without focus and focus, covered with a layer of fog.

"After studying for so many years, is it appropriate to go back and open a small stall?" Minqiu held the bowl, knocked on the side of the bowl with chopsticks and taught, "Even if you don't want to be a doctor, you should consider your mother's expectations, fried rice cakes—— What, you still plan to ask your mother to help you cut rice cakes? This gap is too big, can she accept it? You, you should think of something else. "

"I just said it casually, you hit it so seriously." Joaquin wrinkled his nose to express his dissatisfaction, and then looked at Min Qiu with his chin fixed, as if he was reading the words on his face seriously, "Then I can What are you doing?"

"Have you finished calling Chi Yuan's number?" Min Qiu took a sip of the soup while it was hot, his throat was so hot that his pores opened all over his body, and he shivered secretly called "cool".

Joaquin was still dumbfounded: "It's over, you can hand in the bill, sir."

Min Qiu tilted his head to look at him curiously: "Why can't you see that you are happy after playing games? You can play games and make money at the same time. Don't you Internet addicts like this?"

"You're an Internet addict." Joaquin's eyes finally came back to his senses, and he stabbed him with his eyes—but the force wasn't enough, let alone gouging out a piece of flesh, I'm afraid even Min Qiu's hairs wouldn't be hurt , let him take a knife on this side and want to send the other side of the face to be symmetrical one by one.

"It's just... I always feel that the feeling of playing is different from when I was a child. I don't have the passion for bloody battles. Maybe it's because I play too calmly now?" Joaquin said, "Besides, there is no challenge at all in this rank, and it is difficult to use your feet. Being able to hit it is like asking a person my age to go to kindergarten to beat a child. It’s a bit hard to stop. This kind of feeling is probably similar to doing a job that I’m not very interested in. The relief of getting the job done' without much excitement."

"..." Min Qiu glanced out of the window melancholy, suspicious that if he looked a little longer, he would see Hua Jingang's blowing cow passing by the window, "This is not a challenge, so you have a challenge for frying rice cakes?"

Joaquin's elbow on the table collapsed again: "That's right, I'd better find another way. But I really like rice cake soup..."

The depressed little face was held crookedly by his own two paws, the asymmetrical shape made Min Qiu feel very uncomfortable, and wanted to adjust it for him.

What are you going to do after worrying blindly?With him by his side, this kid obviously only needs to be happy for the rest of his life.

"Jajin," Min Qiu put down the bowl, approached the little mouth that was reddened by the heat and pouted into a small circle, and whispered, "Well, let me tell you the truth."

"Huh?" Joaquin couldn't help but retreated, wiped his hands on the apron, and sat upright and asked, "Say... what do you want?"

Min Qiu leaned over to him, pressed against his face, and whispered with a stern expression, "I'm serious...don't open a rice cake shop, you know? Just do it like this, don't talk about the area in front of the school It’s so expensive, why don’t you go bankrupt after opening these two times?”

Joaquin was stunned for two seconds: "Huh?"

"Ah? Ah? What? I haven't seen vacuum pickled peppers and chicken feet in the soup for so many years. What do you think?" The bowl, it is clear that there is not even a piece of snow red sticking to the side of the bowl, "That is, if I don't pick it, who can eat it if it is someone else?"

Joaquin finally came to his senses, slapped the edge of the table heavily, and said angrily, "Spit it out, I won't eat it for you!"

"Why can't I eat it?" Min Qiu stood still, convincingly speaking, "It's not easy for me to bring it back on a hot day. I already have my share here."

"That's not okay," Joaquin rolled up his sleeves as a gesture, and said with a frown, "Return it to me, do you hear me! If you eat my food and speak ill of me, if you don't return it, I'll beat you! "

Seeing that he was about to make a move, Min Qiu let out a contemptuous smile: "Small arms and legs, I still don't believe it, how can you beat me to death?"

"See if I won't beat you up!" Joaquin exerted a lot of strength, and slapped Min Qiu's arm with a "slap"—this place was not wrapped in pajamas, and his flesh was exposed. It sounded like a slap, but it didn't matter. The key point, even if you hit it a hundred times like this, it's no big deal.

"Ah——!" Min Qiu only received a slap, but like a slow motion shot in a bad TV series, he groaned and groaned a few times, his body tilted to one side, "Ah—— !ah--!"

Joaquin was amused by his poor acting skills, and cooperated with him to take several shots: "Hey, I beat you again!"

Min Qiu squinted his eyes: "Ahhhhh—"

According to his experience of being beaten, it doesn't matter whether it hurts or not when he is beaten, he screams fiercely first, as long as the person who does it doesn't really want to beat him up, most likely the slap will be lighter.Sure enough, Joaquin used to slap with thunder and rain, but after hearing his exaggerated screams, he slapped him a few more times, and when he dropped his palms, only his fingertips touched, and he couldn't even slap mosquitoes to death.

This little strength scratched Min Qiu so painfully, it was like the experience of "going to the kindergarten to compete with the children". There was no challenge at all, and the groaning became more and more insincere. Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, he bent back and lifted the man from the chair, and looked back: "Hey, what is behind me? Is there anyone behind me?"

"Hey, hey, hey! Let me go!" Joaquin's first reaction was to push him with real strength, but Min Qiu's arms were tightly wrapped around his thighs. The subversive version of "thighs" - the arms are stronger than the legs of the solid wood dining table, and they cannot be shaken at all.

He could only pat Min Qiu on the back in a panic, "Put me down!"

How easy is it for Min Qiu to catch a mere Joaquin?He carried the rabbit on his back and attacked and scratched indiscriminately like a rabbit biting. Instead of letting go, he turned the person upside down, holding Joaquin's legs stuck in his waist, so that the center of gravity was close, and the back Standing up was even more powerful, and then grasped the shin bones of the two kicking legs at the side with both hands, restraining him from moving without authorization: "Eh? What is talking behind?"

"Okay, don't make trouble," Joaquin patted him on the back several times, expressing his determination with force: "You, you, you, let me down!"

Min Qiu: "Okay, it's like I love carrying you behind my back."

As soon as this remark came out, the people behind him immediately fell silent, holding onto his shoulders and began to wait for the landing.

Although Min Qiu said that he was about to throw him down, he turned around the room, always felt that there was a risk of breaking valuables when unloading goods at high altitudes, so he simply put Joaquin in the bathroom On the washbasin, I took a handful of water to rinse my mouth by the way: "I finally ate something, and I digested it all, I hate it."

After such a commotion for a while, a layer of sweat had formed on his forehead.Min Qiu took down the towel from the washstand, wiped his face and looked at the person who was still sitting on the sink: "Hey, why is your face so red?"

"It's hot." Joaquin landed on the ground as soon as he stretched his legs, and there were still fingerprints on his calf from the palm of Min Qiu's hands. "Go back to do your homework."

Min Qiu yelled at his back in the mirror: "I haven't finished writing yet!"

He felt that this sentence had the subtext of "the rest of us will write together", but unexpectedly, Joaquin did not have such analytical ability. After Min Qiu came out of the room with a book and a pen in his arms, he was turned away.

"I'm here to help you concentrate on your studies," he introduced himself and knocked on the door, "Hello, hello? Is anyone home? If you don't open the door, I'll pick the lock!"

Back then, he used to be a person who talked a lot, even 1.5 would not talk to others, but since playing the game, he has been influenced by the family group without knowing it, and he also feels that he has become a little bit "" Scoundrel".He can never put these rascal skills into practice on the street. If he fails to keep them in order, he will be yelled "playing hooligans". The sex and feel are so good that you can knead and knead it, or it may be that Joaquin's density and volume are just right, so that he can lift it up if he wants to, and the shape is easy to carry... In short, in summary, he does not like Joaquin If you want to show off your newly acquired skills, who else can you show off to?

He couldn't think of anyone else to talk to.

Min Qiu knocked sincerely, reflected in the volume of the earth-shattering "Kang Bang Bang Bang", Joaquin came to open the door in a bad mood: "It's so noisy."

"What are you afraid of? No one else heard you." Min Qiu slid into the room, "Hua Xiaojin, what are you doing on the bed instead of doing your homework on the desk?"

"I'm afraid that the lumbar intervertebral disc will protrude after sitting in front of the computer for a long time. You can lie down for as long as you sit," Joaquin lazily lay down on the bed, turned over and lay down, "Just write on the table, close the computer Put it aside."

When he said this, Min Qiu immediately understood, after all, he was not the only one who sat in class for a day, and then sat in front of the computer all night after returning home?Lumbar intervertebral disc herniation frequently occurs in young and middle-aged men like them, especially those who spend long hours at desks. Regular activities and changing posture can effectively prevent intervertebral disc strain degeneration or prolapse of the nucleus pulposus. The principle of conservative traction therapy is also used, and the prevention is comparable. The cost of treatment is much less.

It's such a rationale!

Even though Min Qiu didn't worry about illness, he felt that this method was very good. He was pleased that Joaquin was so aware of health prevention, and couldn't help feeling in his heart that his little roommate was indeed different from ordinary people. He lay down on the bed in agreement: "Wise, I lie down too."

"You..." Joaquin glanced at the distance between the two, "You, you move over there... It's hindering me from writing."

Min Qiu smiled slightly: "Don't delay, my feet haven't come up yet, I'm lying down and our heights can just be staggered, and the place where I put my arms is on top of your head."

He saw that a pillow of Judy the rabbit was about to crawl up, but unexpectedly, Joaquin jumped on it first: "I'm on top!"

"All right, all right, you're on top," Min Qiu spread out the book and took out his pen, sighing faintly, feeling that he was very magnanimous, "It's only for children to fight for this."

Joaquin mumbled a small sound: "Humph."

Most of the subjects they study this semester are "arts in science". To put it bluntly, they focus on memorization and understanding. On average, nearly 800 pages of knowledge points are memorized every day.

Joaquin flipped through the front and back, supplemented the notes that he didn't have time to make in class, and used a highlighter to mark the knowledge points in the test in the textbook, so that the entire page was marked. : "What are you doing, why are there so many lessons in these few lessons! Do you still need to draw pictures? Do you need to use a pencil?"

Min Qiu was familiar with the contents of the textbook by heart, and the homework content had already been written. He comforted him: "Take your time and memorize as much as you can. If you can't, just make up the exam. There must be a lot of people taking the exam this semester."

"Don't mention the word 'make-up exam', I have a headache." Joaquin moved his shoulders and elbows listlessly, "Go to sleep if you're sleepy, I'll watch it later."

Where is this?Min Qiu still hasn't fought the field boss, but he is the man who will fight till dawn.

He said righteously: "I'm not sleepy, I'll watch with you for a while, why don't I feel uncomfortable, let me rub it for you?"

"Nowhere..." Joaquin moaned lazily, and suddenly yelled, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It hurts!"

"What's itching? I didn't scratch it. I often push back the intervertebral disc with a reactionary force." Min Qiu pressed a big hand on his waist, and warmed the palm with his palm intimately, in order to achieve warmth. The effect of healing and promoting blood circulation, "Don't look at the pain now, in the future you will thank me if you get through the two channels of Ren and Du."

"Okay, okay, you..." Joaquin fluttered twice, even if he was twisting under his hands, he couldn't get up when he got up, "Who wants to get through Ren Du's second channel!"

"Look at your waist, you don't have any muscles at all, can it support your spine? You—" Min Qiu squeezed that waist in a matter-of-fact way, "You need to train your waist."

The waist of his hands is only a tie wide, at most it will not exceed a tie and a half. The muscles are indeed weak, but they are not completely absent. The sebum layer is so thin that the spine can be clearly felt through the clothes.He kneaded his palms up and down along the spine, especially when the muscles were stiff, he used a little strength. He massaged like this a few times, and suddenly touched a hand that shouldn't be here——

The fingers of that hand hooked his, interrupting his enthusiastic service.

Joaquin: "Okay, stop pressing it."

At this moment, Min Qiu just remembered the photo of the owner scratching the dog's belly. While rubbing it, he was thinking deeply about the harmonious relationship between humans, animals and even nature, and said politely: "It's okay, press it again, you're working." 'It was hard work."

Like his elder brother's life, no matter where he goes, there are many stars and moons, and there are many followers, but there is no one person or thing that can keep his unruly soul, and he leaves quietly after getting tired of the place. Go, live alone in an unknown place, rest enough and want to make waves again, it will be a new era-this kind of life is naturally a dream in the heart of every man or male creature, but another kind of life seems to be too. Very good, I open a fixed door every day, and a familiar dog jumps out of the door, and there is another one behind the dog...

Joaquin: "I said I'm fine, I like rubbing so much, let me rub it for you."

"Why can't you enjoy it so much? Why don't someone give you a massage? Then rub it." Min Qiu lay down calmly, leaning on the bed with his face sideways and closing his eyes, his tone was like a landlord in the old society, "Okay Knead, there will be a reward for serving well."

... There is a familiar person behind the dog, Min Qiu continued to think—the two have known each other for a long time, and they have the same heart, and they can know what each other wants to say and what they want to vomit with just one look, so there is no need to meet each other like his elder brother. It's the same as when you are a newcomer, because the previous events are too complicated, and in the end you can only have nothing to say, replace all questions with guesses, and replace all answers with silence.He can live a different life from his father, elder brother, and second elder brother. Although he has not clearly outlined what kind of life it will be, it is a not-too-distant picture, just waiting for the breeze to blow away. The fog in front of you is the true face of Xanadu.

Massage chairs and magnetic therapy cushions are not rare items. Min Qiu, a robot with AI technology, has also tried it, but after all, it is not as easy to use as the biological massager that has evolved for billions of years. The effect of tendons is unknown, but the effect of hypnosis is remarkable.

Joaquin asked softly, "Does it hurt?"

Min Qiu: "Yeah." There is a turn between the two "hmm", which is considered negative.

Joaquin: "Are you sleepy?"

Min Qiu: "Yeah." Why is he sleepy?Although he is here, his thinking is far away in the nine heavens, and he is thinking about higher-level issues, about life and philosophy-this is a meditation state that is temporarily separated from the world in yoga.

Joaquin: "Sleep when you're sleepy."

Min Qiu: "Yes."

He actually wanted to say: dating is so troublesome, falling in love is also a troublesome thing, dating a gun is dangerous, look at the poster of your forum, you should learn from the past and learn from it.

He actually wanted to say: I have checked in many ways, and your gay circle seems to be extremely unreliable, with a bad atmosphere and weird hobbies, and I really can’t find which sycamore tree all the reliable gays hide in for a while Above, don't act rashly.

He wanted to ask: What are you going to do if you really can't find a suitable one?

He actually wanted to ask: When you are very old, you lie on the bed like this, and I don't need to say anything, I know I should rub your back. Isn't this kind of tacit understanding good?

However, Joaquin's small hand went up along the latissimus dorsi, rhomboids, and trapezius muscles, and pinched it impartially in the groove at the junction of his levator scapulae and clavicle. There was a refreshing current of itching, soreness, and numbness. In an instant, he swam uncontrollably through Min Qiu's body, making him twitch, and forgot what he wanted to say—it turns out that Hua Xiaojin not only has just the right ductility, density, and volume, but also has good electrical conductivity.

And... Min Qiu rubbed the few fingers that were hooked just now, there was a little hot there.

Yes, there is also thermal conductivity, which is also very good.

Min Qiu would not stay here overnight. After all, the two beds in the two rooms are only a few meters apart. When he is awake, he takes longer steps, and he can walk back in three or five steps—but sleeping in class can be regarded as staying in the classroom. ?Does dozing off on the subway count as a night in the subway?Even when I get a perm, I sometimes feel drowsy.

This is just the concept of taking a longer nap. It just so happens that the time for this nap is at night. Compared with the word "overnight", there is still some discrepancy...

Joaquin: "Are you sleeping in my room?"

It's embarrassing to ask so formally.Min Qiu didn't answer, and he didn't answer, he just exhaled evenly in a half-dream and half-awake, and at the same time felt that there was a soft layer of warm air on his body-the light and thin fiber was just right for summer, especially for summer. In an air-conditioned room, it is perfect for a peaceful sleep.

Hua Xiaojin is so considerate, if one day he falls asleep in front of his eyes like this, then Min Qiu will definitely cover him with such a bed lightly.

Not far from the ear, the sound of pages turning and brush nibs gradually began to be heard again. It could be heard that the man was very careful in handling them, so the movements were not disturbing. Min Qiu completely relaxed and prepared to Take an indefinite nap amidst the sound of the scroll, and as for the feet that are still in the air, you can turn them right later with a random turn over.

"Buzz—" the phone in his pocket vibrated suddenly.

Min Qiu was lying face down, and the mobile phone bore the weight of his whole body. Under the heavy pressure, the sound of vibration was the same as the sound of intestinal peristalsis when the air was expelled. He had to reach out his pocket to touch the mobile phone. Come out and read the news to clear yourself of polluting the air.

Far famous: "Join the group and start fighting."

I almost forgot about the field boss!

Just a few minutes of rest, the time is short but the efficiency is high, and now Min Qiu has woken up from the empty state of eating and drinking, and he stood up with a "huh".

Joaquin: "Did you just fall asleep?"

"Yeah." Min Qiu lowered his head and put on his slippers, and glanced back at the big bed behind him—that was the soldier who was about to go to the universe, the sun, the moon, the stars, and the sea. He looked back at the peaceful hometown for the last time, and when he walked out of this door, he He will fight for three thousand miles, the sword will be the master of millions, the unicorn will ride the mountains and rivers, and the treacherous Xiaoxiao will be frightened when he hears the wind.

And that, he couldn't say to Joaquin, because that's what children playing puzzle games can't understand, a man's burden.

But today, he finally has to admit that when he bought the bed, he bought it so big that Joaquin looked like an elf from a Disney animation when he lay on it.

"Study hard," Min Qiu said to the elf, "rest early, good night."

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Min Qiu's inner OS: Is there anything more fun than Feixian?Of course, playing games is the most important thing!I am leaving!Good night! o(*≥▽≤)ツ