I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

When Min Qiu was just beginning to understand, his second brother Min Lan was arrested and imprisoned for indulging a bonded person to take drugs to death. He was sentenced to more than [-] years in prison and was not released until the past few decades. Only he and Min Yang know about things like catching earthworm spirits and molesting flower demons, and among the three brothers, he is also closer to Min Yang.

Although the evidence of Min Lan's inaction and failure to protect the person who made the contract was clear and irrefutable, as a father, Min's father still wanted to reduce his second brother's sentence more or less, and sold almost all his family property to get through Relationships, including the time when they lived in a fairy mansion on Changbai Mountain that was said to be where the gods lived before their ascension.

The house was sold and the family was gone, so Min Qiu and his family would naturally have to move to live elsewhere.Father Min found a very ordinary house at the foot of Changbai Mountain. The neighbors on the left and right were all kind and non-aggressive monsters.

Next door to their house is the family of the Flower Demon. There are a pair of parents and two sisters in the family.The younger sister is still a small ball-shaped flower bud, but the older sister has grown beautifully. Every morning when she gets up and stretches, the fragrance can be carried to Minqiu's house by the wind.

Min Yang has a keen sense of smell, and as soon as he is awakened by the scent, he will encourage Min Qiu to say, "I'm hungry, go to the next door and pick a flower petal for me."

Min Qiu was only young at that time, what could he understand?

He didn't have his own opinion at all in his mind, so naturally his elder brother followed suit, and he didn't think about the question "why does my elder brother eat flower petals when he's hungry?".

Little Min Qiu climbed up the window and jumped out. Taking advantage of the flower demon's unawareness, he tore a petal from her original form and gave it to the eldest brother standing in front of the flower demon's sister's window.

At that time, Min Yang would pretend to wave his hand, pretend to spank his ass in front of the flower demon sister, and reprimanded him: "Why do you pick other people's flower petals if you have nothing to do? How can you make him change into a human form?"

They are beasts, although they are not aggressive, they are still enough to deter plant monsters.The flower demon sister suffered a loss and could only say: "It's okay, I will grow it in a while."

It is true that it can grow out, but it does not grow out immediately.

Sister Huayao still has to go to the girls' school, so she can't be late-after all, which girl can explain the reason for being late?After she managed to transform into a human form, there was always a fingernail-sized hole in a piece of clothing on her body, and it took a long time to heal, and because the petals she pulled were different, it might not be broken every day.

Min Yang was a big man, with his back to her like a wall, leaning against the window and not going away, hypocritically teaching Min Qiu not to let him be naughty.Even though she didn't look inside blindly, sister Hua Yao had to find out where her clothes were torn in a hurry, wash up, pack her schoolbag, and finally ran away from Min Yang every morning with a red face.

One day, Min Qiu finally felt something was wrong.This morning, when Min Yang said he wanted to eat flower petals, he asked in a daze: "Brother, you like picking the flower petals of the flower demon sister so much, why don't you go and tell our father that you want to marry her? Come back and pick it slowly."

After Min Yang finished listening, he put him upright on the window sill, and kicked him into the pond two miles away.

Later, it was Min's father who went home at night and found that his son was missing, so he went to pick him up.

What happened after that...Because Min Qiu was still too young at the time, he couldn't remember what adults said very clearly, so he couldn't remember some things.He only remembered that the eldest brother was very happy for a while, and then some valuables in their room disappeared. The jade and pearl ball played by the little sister of the Flower Demon family was very similar to the one he used to play, and the elder brother said it was him. I read it wrong.

Then, suddenly one day, the flower demon sister next door got married, and married a willow elder brother from another village.

Thinking back now, Min Qiu couldn't tell what kind of feelings his elder brother had for the flower demon sister in his memory. It seems that such "like" can only be regarded as the combined effect of the spring season and the age of love. In fact, his love for her is not much more than his own affection for Sister Huayao, and when he heard the news of her marriage, his brother's inexplicable anger after being cheated was far more than the disappointment of not being chosen.

Fortunately, their father's money-making skills are truly unrivaled, and it didn't take long to find a suitable buyer. With a few spiritual ginseng, he revived the family business and bought a house on Changbai Mountain that was said to be better than the previous fairy house. A house with better Feng Shui moved in.

For at least 100 years after staying away from the small village, Min Qiu never heard the elder brother mention the matter of the flower demon sister. Only occasionally when he was drunk, the elder brother would grab Min Qiu's hair and grab him in a small ball. He lifted it up to his face, and said viciously while drunk: "No one can fool Master Ben!"

Probably from then on, the elder brother seemed to be a different person.He smiles less, and his personality is a bit cloudy and uncertain. He often stares unfriendly at people he knows or doesn't know, trying to find clues of deception in other people's eyes. Only when he is with his family, can his elder brother The silent gentleness before was briefly restored—it's a pity that the switching between the two states is not smooth, so no matter which state the eldest brother always looks stinky.

No matter what, Min Qiu felt relieved when he saw that his eldest brother could laugh off the matter of the flower demon in the past when he brought it up.He casually registered an account and entered the game. After doing two errand tasks, he began to pluck the petals of the flower monster. Catch earthworms that have been there all night.

On the second day, when the sky was bright, the Internet cafe broadcasted pleasant music.Min Qiu stretched his waist and felt refreshed, as if he really had avenged his revenge, and smiled at his eldest brother.

Who says online games have no benefits?It is equivalent to a world parallel to reality. Some emotions have nowhere to vent in reality. If you can find a way to vent in the game, it will be a way to stabilize your emotions.

For example, the old grievances between their family and the earthworm spirit——Min Qiu's family was stolen when the situation improved a little, and the loss was extremely heavy.Min Yang's temper was very hot, and he was so angry that he was about to damage his cultivation base and use the blood formation to track down the whereabouts of the earthworm spirit and keep it alive. Fortunately, their father tried his best to stop him before he was pushed back.To this day, although the economic impact of the loss of that incident on their family is no longer worth mentioning, Min Qiu still gritted his teeth in anger when he mentioned this incident.

What doesn't grow exponentially after 100+ years of fermentation?What's more, such a big hatred?But the earthworm is in the dark, they are in the light, the sky and the earth are big, as long as the earthworm wants to hide, they will never find it, even if they find it, they may not recognize it, there is really nowhere to go for revenge, they can only admit that they are unlucky.

But today, they beat up the unreal earthworm spirit in the game, which is equivalent to the act of "stomping on the villain" in reality. The objects of "people" are so realistic, and the special effects of killing are so realistic, it's almost like a tailor-made enemy model for the two brothers, Min Qiu really wants to thank the game company after stepping on it.

After this one night, his impression of "online games" has changed a lot, and he has developed a sense of intimacy with this game with a slightly exaggerated name. He awarded it a "good experience" badge in his heart, and after his It seems that "playing games" is just a synonym for catching a few earthworms, and it is not as serious as the "addict" mentioned by the second brother.The eldest brother loves to play, but he is not addicted to catching earthworms. He doesn't need to remind him of this, and he will get tired of catching earthworms for a few months at most.

So after getting off the plane, Min Qiu waved goodbye to his elder brother and went back to school.

As soon as he returned to school, he had to face the person with whom he had triggered the bond again.

This person is his roommate in the dormitory, and Min Qiu sees him without looking up.Min Qiu didn't dare to look at him more, but he also didn't dare to look at him less - if he looked too much, he was afraid of falling in love with time, if he didn't have any tricks, he would see tricks, if he didn't look too much, he was afraid that this person would accidentally freeze to death or die of heat , starved to death, starved to death, watched jokes to death, watched tragedies and cried to death... In short, he resolutely implemented the second brother's guidelines, not only to keep Joaquin growing up healthily within his line of sight, but also not to get too close, especially not to They hung shoulders and shoulders with him, and even when they handed down books, they held the beginning of the book and pinched the end of the book one by one.

But the "985 Project" key university they studied in is not only strict in school spirit, but also very poor.

Probably because the school wants to help the students remember the bitterness and sweetness, so their dormitory buildings are old cucumbers and green paint-it looks brand-new on the outside with tiles and walls, but in fact it has experienced vicissitudes of life inside and is vulnerable to a single blow.Not to mention the lack of space, a nail on the wall will drop a large piece of wall skin, and it is impossible to expect the school to install air conditioners, water heaters and other things for them.

The school may also have self-knowledge. It is said that from the sophomore year onwards, the daily dorm checks are just meaningless and not so strict. Many students have rented houses in residential areas near the school. The price is not expensive, a few hundred yuan per room, at least Mixed water, electricity and heating are all available.

Minqiu's father raised concerns about the accommodation conditions when he sent him to school, and bought an apartment in a newly built community closest to the school that day.Since most of the houses nearby are for targeted supply and there are not too many units, the set he bought only has two bedrooms and one living room.

If there is no condition, it is fine to grit your teeth and endure for a few years, but since Min Qiu has this condition, his tolerance for the dormitory environment is even lower.But he couldn't move out by himself - what if Joaquin fell down the stairs as soon as his front foot was gone, and something happened?What should I do if I get food poisoning from eating canteen food?What should I do if I fall into the school pond and drown?

Since the apartment was renovated, Min Qiu was restless every day, especially in May and June of the next semester, when the weather became hot, he was thinking about how to talk to Joaquin from morning till night.He always felt that it seemed weird to invite Joaquin to "Hey, come live at my house", so he could only listen with his ears up, hoping that Joaquin would say "It's so hot" or "I can't stand it, so I want to brag." Air conditioner."

However, the sky did not come true. Huajin's hometown is in the south. Whenever Min Qiu and others were about to die in the heat, he would joke with a smile: "What's the matter? Our hometown You'll know when you go there, summer is not only hot, but also humid and sticky, it's so hot here that I feel so happy."

Hearing this, Min Qiu couldn't help thinking that if Joaquin graduated and returned to work near his hometown, he would have to follow him secretly to protect him, and then he would also feel dozens of "not only hot, but also damp and sticky" pains. It's summer... Thinking of this, Min Qiu suddenly felt even more lifeless, and he let go and lay down on the bed.

The final exam is approaching, and their dilapidated dormitory building still closes the door and turns off the lights as usual, and it is almost impossible for the students to live.The mosquitoes in the corridor couldn’t be beaten at all. Joaquin was bitten on the leg while reading at night, and complained the next day: “There is nowhere to read the books. How can I review? I think I’m going to fail the exam after I finish.”

Hearing the sound, Min Qiu immediately jumped off the bed like a vigorous kite, and said righteously: "That's right, it's impossible to study at all! I'm going to move out next semester. Is there a roommate?"

He turned his head and asked the person lying flat on the bed behind him as if he didn't exist: "Lin Lang, are you going?"

Lin Lang's bed was next to him, and he woke up when he turned over, and when he got up angry, he scolded fiercely: "Are you stupid? I want to live and still use yours?"

Lin Lang's family was originally in Shencheng, and there was a villa not far from the school. Min Qiu knew about it a long time ago, and he asked this question on purpose.

He then asked another person: "Xu Yiren, are you going? Your home seems quite far from the school, right?"

This family is also in Shencheng, but they seldom go home, so they must not live nearby.He looked at Min Qiu and said, "Thank you, no need, I usually don't sleep too late."

Satisfied, Min Qiu turned to the next person: "Li Chaochao, are you going?"

This person also just woke up, lying on the bed sprawled across the bed, and said in a daze, "Oh...I..."

Min Qiu's heart tightened suddenly—not to mention shared renting, in fact, it's no problem for him to entertain a group of classmates for free, but his house only has two bedrooms and one living room!What if Li Chaoyue agrees, what will Joaquin do!Where should he put it?

Li Chaoyue went on to say: "No... money... I... no... no... go..."

All obstacles have been cleared away, Min Qiu breathed a sigh of relief, and asked in a voice like a bell to show that he has no guilt: "Hua Xiaojin, are you going? 24-hour water, electricity and heating! Read books and review at will! Never fail a course again!"

Joaquin hesitated for a moment: "Then... how much is it a month?"

Of course, Min Qiu didn't come to him because he really wanted to find someone to share the rent and collect the rent. He immediately smiled happily: "Hey, this small matter will definitely not burden you!"

After solving the problem of accommodation, the next few years will be bright, and Min Qiu will feel much more relaxed. He happily took the summer vacation and reported to his father.

A few days after returning home, he was bored in the mountains, thinking about it, how about going to play with his elder brother?

Min Yang has always lived in no fixed place, and he is safe with whatever happens, all by sight.Wherever he is happy, he buys a house or finds a high-end hotel to live in. It is too close to home, and he thinks that his father is always nagging; Not to worry about his father and his family, so the cities where Min Yang lives are generally not too far away from his hometown. Min Qiu drove a car and went there by himself according to the address.

He is more or less a little magician, and it doesn't matter whether he has a key or not to open the door.As soon as he entered the door, he heard a delicate voice coming from the apartment room where only his eldest brother lived alone, and said angrily, "Hey, you're not annoying anymore!"