I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

Supermarket.

Min Qiu looked at the vacuum-packed chicken feet with pickled peppers, and felt that he didn't have the appetite as expected. He guessed that maybe he hadn't eaten this brand before?But which one it was, he couldn't remember for a while, so he simply took a few packs of each brand of similar products and threw them into the shopping cart.

Joaquin picked up one of the packs and looked at it: "If you want to eat, just buy two packs. Why do you buy so much? You just got diarrhea a few days ago. You forgot?"

The hand holding the packaging bag looks a little fairer than the chicken feet soaked with millet pepper. When it switches back and forth between the "opposing palm" and the "functional position" of the palm, Min Qiu can You can see the process of uniting and cooperating between thenar muscles and hypothenar muscles, finger extensor tendons, and long and short extensor tendons on that paw.

Flexible, lively, full of life, and it must be the same when it is tapping the keyboard in his palm.Much more pleasing to the eye than chicken feet in a bag... no, not at all.

Although Min Qiu is "delicious", he doesn't eat everything.

Seeing that the chicken feet had lost his appetite, he raised his hand and hung most of the bags back: "Oh, take a few less bags."

"By the way, snacks can't be eaten as a meal." Joaquin seemed very satisfied with his kind attitude, with a smile on his brows and eyes, and he tirelessly lectured as he walked, "Now there is nothing wrong with being young, after tossing your stomach What to do, you should eat less spicy food and drink more soup——I will make rice cake soup for you for supper at night. As for you, eat on time, eat less and eat more..."

"Eat less and eat more, you buy so many things?" Min Qiuyang clicked the full shopping cart, "When you bought it just now, you said you would make it for me."

Joaquin stopped in his tracks: "This..." After speaking, his small cheeks puffed up, and he looked distressed, staring at the things in the shopping cart as if he was considering who to say goodbye to.

Min Qiu bent down, leaned on the handrail of the cart and tilted his head to watch, trying to reach out his hand several times to squeeze out the breath he was holding in his mouth.

"Ah, by the way," Joaquin's eyes suddenly lit up, "Isn't it coming to autumn now? During this special period, you need to put on autumn fat to be able to withstand the cold. It doesn't matter if you eat more, let's go."

Min Qiu: "..." How could he be afraid of the cold?

After listening to Joaquin's self-justification, he stretched out his hands to rub the clever head in a funny way: "You should eat more yourself."

"Ah, don't mess with my hair!" Joaquin slapped Min Qiu's hand to get out, but he didn't escape the attack even after going around the shopping cart, and the more he ran, the more vigorously he rubbed the palm, In the end, he was rubbed by Min Qiu with a smile.

Joaquin glared at him resentfully, found a mirror in a place where there were few people, and smoothed his hair a little bit, and reprimanded Min Qiu in the mirror with sad and angry eyes: "What are you doing! There are so many people , this is so ugly!"

This stinky little gay.Min Qiu smiled, and wanted to reach out to help Hua Jin hook the few strands of hair on the back of his head, but the other party walked away vigilantly, and he pretended to comfort him: "People are busy looking at what to buy when they go to the supermarket. Are you free to see us?"

And Joaquin was still full of anger, and he didn't like him at all.

Min Qiu couldn't intervene, so he could only stand by the side and look at himself in the mirror, touched his face, and felt that he seemed to have turned white recently.

——The mountain where the fairy mansion in his hometown is located is covered with snow all the year round, and there are few people around, and the eyes are all white.The snow reflects ultraviolet rays. Living in this kind of place, being outdoors is equivalent to receiving double the ultraviolet radiation. Therefore, his family has not been white and clean since childhood.When he was a child, he mostly saw his own family members, so he was naturally not aware of this, but the deeper he got involved in the world, the more he felt that the current trend seems to be that Joaquin's fair complexion is more popular.

There is a saying: One white covers all ugliness.He was already so handsome and extraordinary, if he was a little whiter, would it be okay?

Min Qiu turned his head and admired it for a long time, and asked to himself, "Hua Xiaojin, tell me, are those whitening products in the advertisements really useful?"

Soon, the two of them came out from the highest-standard shopping mall near the university town with big bags and small bags.

There are not a few men who need high-end skin care, but Min Qiu's goal is "whitening" after all, and he is still a little ashamed to say so, so he even skips the trial steps, and directly tells the salesperson that he wants to buy it for his girlfriend-leading to the eventual relationship with The price-matched gift box and outer packaging are indeed very suitable for girlfriends.

Min Qiu was walking on the side of the road carrying a huge pink packaging bag. On the gift box in the bag was a flower ball tied with a ribbon, three-dimensional and plump, so big that it almost stretched over the edge of the bag.

Joaquin glanced at the person, then at the bag: "Hahahahahahaha."

"What are you laughing at?" Min Qiu bared his teeth to frighten him, and pushed the "heterogeneous" over, "You, carry this. I carry so many things, you take this."

Joaquin immediately took it over: "I said I was going to take it, but if you don't let me take it, give me another bag, don't strangle your hand."

"Go, go, I'll take the rest." Without this abrupt pink handbag, Min Qiu felt that his waist was straighter despite the heavy things in his hands, and he left Joaquin behind with a single stride. .

There is a small shop on the side of the street at the intersection. Through the floor-to-ceiling glass, you can see the warm layout inside. There is a solid wood flower stand in front of the window, and a dozen pots of small succulents are arranged in order.

Min Qiu stopped and looked back at the man who was slowly following behind him——Joaquin walked from one tree shade to another, and occasionally a small beam of sunlight quickly passed over his cheeks, like some magic trick The following spotlights make people unable to move their eyes, and keep paying attention to try to discover the inner mystery.He was carrying a large pink tote bag in one hand, and waved the other hand vigorously, with the narrow smile that he deliberately teased Min Qiu just now, he approached and patted Min Qiu's arm, and said, "What are you doing?" Ya, wait for me?"

Strange to say, Joaquin didn't seem to feel any sense of disobedience when he carried this.

Gays like Joaquin should be the ones on the Blue Brother homepage.Min Qiu thought to himself that he should live a life that is clear and transparent, has his own world, and is not polluted by distorted reality. The place in his heart should be free from dust even at corners and window lattices.

Min Qiu: "Go, go in and have a look."

The boss is a middle-aged man: "Student, do you have succulents? It protects against radiation and purifies the air!"

"It's too small," Min Qiu glanced around at the palm-sized flower pots, "Is there any bigger pots, I can put a few more plants in one pot."

"Yes." The boss pointed to a white fence-shaped flower pot with a square and a half meter square behind him, "Is that pot big enough? Which one do you like? Move it in. Such a pot can hold 50 to 60 trees when it is full. It can hold more than 40 points, and there are other colors.”

Min Qiu turned around and asked, "Is this pot pretty?"

Joaquin nodded: "It looks good."

Min Qiu: "Then I want this pot, and plant some... Let me see."

There are a few special-purpose fluorescent lamps in the shop, the light is gentle and sufficient, and the succulents are well-raised by the boss, each of them is juicy and plump, and the names compete with each other: White Beauty, Red Jade, Moonlight Goddess, Margaret, First Love, Guanyin Lian...Min Qiu was dazed after looking at it, and asked Joaquin: "They're all pretty, shall we have some of them all?"

Joaquin: "Okay, they're all pretty good."

Boss: "How about I arrange it for you? From low to high, the colors are interspersed? Do you want this kind of cartoon bracket? When the small fleshy roots are not grown up, they will not accept the pot. Put a few brackets in the soil. It can prevent you from watering and distorting the soil, and the color is also bright."

Min Qiu asked Joaquin for his opinion: "Which bracket looks better?"

Joaquin: "Everything is fine, everything is fine."

One of them always asks questions about everything, while the other just nods his head. The boss professionally finished the combined potted plants cleanly and beautifully without any resistance. It was only when I saw a few large pouches on the ground at the door that I realized that I didn't have them in hand.

Joaquin took it obligingly: "I'll get it for you."

The ceramic flowerpot is heavy, and more than a dozen bags of nutrient soil and white gravel for decoration are poured in. Due to its large size, it is flat and cylindrical, so it can only be held with both hands.

Joaquin held it with great difficulty, and he couldn't care less about the pink handbag that Joke Min Qiu was carrying, and carried it upstairs panting.As soon as he entered the door, he was afraid that the drainage hole at the bottom would leak soil, and he didn't care to wipe off his sweat, so he asked with a basin in his hand, "Where do you put it?"

The oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, chicken, duck, and fish meat that Min Qiu held in his hands were not light, and he lay down on the sofa in the posture of letting go: "Where can I put it? Put it in your room."

"Ah?" Joaquin was shocked, "Why did you let my house go? You bought it for me?"

It was only then that Min Qiu remembered that he hadn't shared his impressions of last night with Joaquin.

A gentleman has something to say and something he can't say. He discards the dross and takes the essence, saying plausibly: "Yes, let your house go, purify the air, and cultivate your sentiment."

"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Joaquin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, put his hands on the ground carefully, and sat cross-legged on the ground himself, "If you want to buy it for me, just buy the small one at the door, it's such a big pile , how can I have time to take care of it?"

"Why don't you love life so much?" Seeing that he didn't call on this pile of things, Min Qiu struggled to sit up and said earnestly, "Didn't you just say you like it? What you like is just to look at it? That's the end of it." ? You don't want to take care of it at all? Love it?"

"I don't love life enough? I clean every day, cook, and go to class on time. Is there anyone who loves life more than me?" Joaquin couldn't argue, shook his head with a smile, and supported his body with his hands behind his back, " I said I like them because I thought you liked them, otherwise such heavy things can’t be eaten or drunk, why should I overcome gravity and do so much work to lift them up.”

"Yes, you have time to cook, why don't you have time to grow some grass? Look at them," Min Qiu stepped forward, turning the flowerpot on the ground at an angle, so that the potted plants and the small castle, small The cartoon character ornaments were facing Joaquin, "It looks so cute... What do you want me to do for you to look at them? See? You only need to water once every two days, two days! It only takes you a few minutes! no?"

"I don't have time to raise it because I spend all my time cooking." Joaquin was surprised at the man's refusal after eating, so he had to say something more, "Who did I cook for?"

Min Qiu was speechless: "Oh."

But these innocent succulents are really, really cute.

The arrangement of varieties and colors was suggested by the boss, but Min Qiu personally selected which plant to transplant from among all the meat.The tip of some fleshy leaves seems to contain a small transparent water droplet, which is chubby and naive, while others have graceful lines, and the tips of the leaves merge into a proud red pointy corner.Green green, pink pink, red red, even Min Qiu, who has never raised flowers and plants, and didn't even help his father take care of the thousand-year-old ginseng at home, couldn't bear to see them lose their mothers as soon as they were adopted.

He looked at the small pile sadly and asked, "Are you sure you don't want it?"

Joaquin smiled and sighed: "I really don't want it. You can play with it, I don't have time to do it, and I will suffer if they are in my hands."

"..." Min Qiu was heartbroken—he's not gay, why would he raise this?He bought it back in case Joaquin came into contact with those APPs one day, and could involuntarily classify himself into the category of gold medal netizens according to his surroundings, and set a high starting point and be strict with himself. Require.

He was not willing to make plans to waste, so he had to settle for the next best thing: "Then I'll water you, and just put it in your house, okay?"

"Hahahahahaha," Joaquin sat on the ground laughing and leaned back, "Why are you so obsessed with giving it to me?"

Seeing that he seemed to be wavering, Min Qiu hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "Look, it looks so good, you can put them next to you as a background for selfies, isn't it very small and fresh? Even if you take them alone, it's okay to take them out." It's pretty cool, and you can put cartoon expressions on them, right?"

Joaquin was puzzled: "Why should I take pictures of prickly pears when I have nothing to do?"

Of course it's because other gays play like this too!A person's time is limited, and he is obsessed with posing and taking selfies, so he doesn't have so much free time to look at miscellaneous forums!

Min Qiu: "Just say it's okay!"

"Then..." Joaquin seemed a little reluctant, but because of the kindness, he said, "You can put a balcony for me. There is a small stool on the balcony."

"Okay, okay, okay!" It was obviously his own house, so it was too difficult to move things in!After getting the permit, Min Qiu immediately got up and carried them in. He also took the leather blower given by the boss and blew on the succulents one by one to clean off the dirt particles on the leaves, hoping that they would be more prosperous and serve the pots as soon as possible. , to please their new "mother".

Joaquin took a shower, wiped his hair with a towel and walked over: "Isn't it enough to water once every two days? What are you looking at?"

After taking a shower, Joaquin's cheeks were white and pink, and there were still tiny drops of water hanging from the tips of his hair. He squatted next to the flower pot, and it looked like a small and exquisite succulent, and it was rare, precious, and attractive. It is very good, and it is not easy to raise such a big tree.

Min Qiu looked up, looked down again, and applauded in his heart—it deserves it, it deserves it!Joaquin is suitable to be this gentle and harmless little gay!

"Why don't you get another dog, and I'll buy you a golden retriever." He suggested enthusiastically, "I'll raise it from a young age. I'll feed the dog food for you, and I'll take it to wash when I take a bath, and you can rub its belly. You can use it to warm your feet in winter.”

"What's wrong with you today?" Joaquin laughed dumbly, "Why should I rub the dog's belly?"

"It's very fun." Min Qiu recalled a certain photo of "two people and one dog, forever" that he saw yesterday, half relying on looking at the picture to talk, and half relying on his own imagination, "It's fluffy, soft, and super cute. Love, after a long time, you will understand people's words..."

"No," Joaquin refused without moving his face, "You have to walk the dog, it's troublesome."

"I'll walk the dog with you." Min Qiu blurted out - not only that, but also fitness, travel, and other popular items in the gay world. If he is interested, he can also go with him, enjoy the mountains and rivers, and escort Joaquin by the way.

"..." Joaquin put down the towel, looked at him a few times, and said seriously, "That's not necessary, hair loss. It's hard to clean up when it falls all over the place in different seasons."

Min Qiu: "..."

This is very unfriendly.

"What's the matter with hair loss, don't you lose your hair?" Min Qiu blew his skin and put the water pressure device on the corner with a cold face, "I'm going to take a shower."

What about "Looking from the Heart"?

Joaquin looked cute, how could he be so heartless?You don't want to raise flowers and plants, and you don't want to raise dogs that don't need him to bathe and take care of them?

No, it must be too much poisoned by those broken forums!He has to explain in a simple way, moisten things and slowly transform Joaquin's aesthetics into that of a gold medal high-quality gay netizen!

After taking a shower, Min Qiu rummaged in the utility room, found out all his basketball shoes, even the shoe box and sneakers were spread all over the floor—he is actually not bad at playing single basketball, but he is just not used to it. He cooperates with his teammates, but his boots are not ambiguous at all. Many of them are commercially available versions of the same style as the feet of NBA stars, which is where James himself writes "LeBronJames" on his shoes. With "QiuMin", of course, the price is very low compared to other styles.

He arranged a group of sneakers in a line for a while, and in an O shape for a while, and took more than a dozen photos in a row, trying to figure out what the fun of this behavior was through the lens of his mobile phone, but unfortunately he still couldn't get the point, and he couldn't feel what he could convey. What new information--a few pairs of sneakers, it's not enough to show off your wealth, and it's better to appreciate the shape of the shoes than to shoot new shoes. What do these "fetishes" really want to express?

Joaquin pushed the door out with a cup in his hand, and glanced at the sneakers that covered the floor of the living room: "Are you going to play?"

"Come, come, you came just in time," Min Qiu finally remembered what was missing in the picture at this moment, and he handed the phone to Joaquin, "You take a picture for me."

"Okay," Joaquin put down his glass and asked curiously, "What are you shooting?"

"That's it, I put it on, and you take a picture of me," Min Qiu sat on the sofa, put on a pair of shoes, rolled up his pants and compared, "You only need to take pictures of the knees and below the knees, and you don't need to take pictures of your face. "

Joaquin's network was delayed by one frame: "Shoot... what?"

"Wait, my posture doesn't seem right." Min Qiu rubbed his chin, and stepped on the edge of the coffee table in the living room with his feet spread unsightly, researching which posture is more fashionable, "Is this a bit more domineering? Then you can’t stand opposite me, you stand next to me to take pictures.”

"Today... let's not take pictures for now." Joaquin wanted to hand him the phone back, "It's a little late, the light, the light is not good."

"Then go to my room to take pictures." Min Qiu retracted his two long legs rolled up his trousers, and stood up on the ground. With a "swoosh", he completely blocked the sunset assigned by nature to Joaquin—the sun had not completely set yet, Right now, the balcony in his bedroom should be well lit. Once the curtains were drawn, it was still very bright.

"No, no, no!" Joaquin staggered back, speaking incoherently, "No... I mean, what's there to take pictures of? These shoes have been worn, why are you still taking pictures, stop taking pictures. .”

"Why can't I take pictures after wearing it?" Min Qiu was shocked, and he blatantly put a foot on the tea table that he didn't usually wipe and clean himself, and pointed to the shoe path, "My shoes are custom-made by N Ke. It was 6800 at the time. Although I ordered it in the first half of the year, I haven’t worn it a few times. Now the price on the official website is still 6800. Why can’t I take photos? I think their 1 and 2000 ones are also photographed. Mine is much older."

Joaquin: "Who... who filmed it?"

"I don't know, I just read it on the Internet." Seeing Joaquin's confusion, Min Qiu felt relieved, guessing that this kid must be as amateur as himself in this business, "It seems that there are still people who shoot socks. , I don’t know if it’s a playoff souvenir.”

Of course, he knew that Joaquin would "grow up" sooner or later. In today's highly accessible information, Joaquin may one day be exposed to more gay worlds. It may be these mobile phone software, or it may be something else However, he can't stop the wheel of history from rolling forward.He only hopes to be one step ahead of Joaquin, and to know himself and the enemy about these information and various elements earlier, so that when Joaquin is interested in him one day, he can point out to him with ease which way he can go and which way to go. It's not easy to go, so I won't be in a mess like when I went to Dawei's room, and I won't be like before when Mount Tai collapses in front of me, but I'm stupid and can't see any clues.

Looking at the pair of blinking eyes in front of him, Min Qiu suddenly felt blessed, and clapped his hands suddenly: "I remembered, I seem to have that pair of socks, they are still new, I said why they look so familiar! I just don't know where to put them ...Hey, I have to look for it later, take it out and take two photos."

Joaquin was stunned, like a robot without oil, a children's toy with insufficient battery, and slowly turned to look at him: "You, what did you read on the Internet."

Min Qiu: "That's the one..." I almost slipped my tongue, for such a grown-up person, his self-learning ability is not fake.

"The Internet is the Internet," he quickly recovered his frank expression, and said righteously, "Internet, the Internet, the I on Puter, what is the 'what network'."

Talking too much, seems to be a bit of an attempt to cover up.Min Qiu hurriedly lowered his head to cover it up, pulled his shoelaces to cheer himself up in his heart, thinking that it's all right, I'm the host, and muttered in a low voice: "You don't care what network I'm on."

Joaquin didn't move or speak, and looked down at the sneakers all over the floor. Min Qiu guessed that he probably hated himself for messing up the shoe cabinet he had packed.

"I'll pack up these boxes later, don't worry, don't worry." Min Qiu stepped forward to turn on the light in the living room, sat back on the sofa, and rested his feet on the armrest of the sofa carelessly, "It's right here Let’s take a picture, come and stand next to me, come and take a picture from above...Come here, stand a little closer, aren’t you just taking pictures of the soles of your shoes when you’re standing there? Well, here.”

He patted his stomach: "Why don't you sit on me, isn't it better?"

"...This angle," Joaquin threw the phone on him, "Can't you take pictures by yourself? Why did you ask me to take pictures? I'm going to make an order with Chi Yuan."

"Eh?" Min Qiu picked up the phone and gestured, "Really."