I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

Min Qiu walked to the next door, and the door opened as soon as he turned it—no way, they couldn't have a conversation without first turning the door open.

Min Qiu: "Sleeping..."

"Han Bing, does this Bing Bing have any big arrows? He took both of them... Ah, Bing Bing, where did he put his arrows!" Joaquin took a deep breath, "Crack!" He pointed his finger, and then quickly returned to normal, comforting his teammates, "Calm down, calm down, the last match of the bronze will come to an end soon, blow up the barbarian king, and I'll kill him!"

Min Qiu: "...What?"

Joaquin wears small in-ear headphones, and wears a T-shirt and pajamas suit of the same style as Minqiu. If he does not speak and ignores the screen, some people will believe that he is listening to English with his cute appearance.

Seeing that others were awake and still having fun, Min Qiu entered the house on his own initiative, and habitually lay down on Joaquin's little fox bed sheet with his eyes closed, his hands spread out, doing his best to illegally occupy the land.

Joaquin: "Cough cough cough cough... You lead the army line, I'll go back to the city."

With his eyes closed, Min Qiu realized that Joaquin had taken off his earphones only by hearing, and turned his face towards him. He said leisurely like an uncle, "Come out and lie down here for a while."

The furniture in the two bedrooms is exactly the same, from ceiling lamps, air conditioners, to tables, wardrobes, and of course beds and mattresses. Now even the sheets are of the same style and different colors. When Min Qiu lay on it, there was a real difference. A feeling of being at home.

The bookshelf in his own bedroom is full of items, all of which are his "collections" - it is said to be a collection, but in fact it is more of a whim to burn money for tickets, a limited number of animation figures, military models, Model airplanes, as well as SLR cameras of various brands, lenses of various types, game consoles, and for a while, he was fascinated by literature and antiques, and bought a few bowls from his hometown.It's a pity that because these bowls are too real, once they are taken out for identification, they will be a great thing. In order to avoid arousing suspicion, he had no choice but to keep them "for fun". It's boring to have a bowl, and after moving here, I put it in a corner and piled it together... In short, there are too many things in the room, and a group of dead things that can't speak will take up the space, making him more depressed the more he looks at it.

On the contrary, Joaquin's place is clean and fresh, and it can be seen at a glance, as if the air from the air conditioner is cooler, as if he can stretch himself more stretched.

Min Qiu: "You can just play your game." Although Min Qiu didn't call in the game Joaquin played, but listening to him talk to his teammates, it felt quite solid, especially when the wild teammate didn't cooperate well with him just now. He made a sound of breathing in pain like an internal injury, and it was rare to hear Joaquin feel this kind of emotion.

Joaquin: "Well, this is your home, you can lie down wherever you want, don't tell me, just lie down."

"..." Min Qiu suddenly opened his eyes—why do these words sound like chasing guests?Does that mean he came in without knocking?He wants to knock on the door, but the key is that the door can be knocked!This little guy is wearing earphones again, even if he knocks, can he hear it in the room?

However, Joaquin didn't explain much about this, and turned his face to join the battle again.

Min Qiu was lying in a very awkward position, with a long leg hanging beside the bed, and he didn't know if he could receive the bed - based on his only interpersonal experience, he probably stepped on a minefield without self-knowledge , This is a bit similar to the student cadres in their department. They are obviously the same students, but they have an inexplicable sense of superiority. Relying on their own little privileges, they are rude to others without knowing it, which makes people very disgusted.

And now, he is relying on the privilege of the house owner to violate Joaquin's independent space, enter the room without authorization, and lie on someone else's bed without authorization--the bed, this kind of private thing, represents privacy and freedom, and puts himself in the shoes of others. If someone else lay on his bed without saying hello, he would be very unhappy!

He also breathed the air in Joaquin's room without authorization, and Joaquin paid for the room!Why did he come in just as he said?There should also be a relatively personal space between classmates. He said "come out for a while", and he said that this place is like a public garden downstairs!

I was not a person without vision before, what happened now?

He's redundant, he should get out.

Min Qiu sat up.

"Lie down," Joaquin turned his head and glanced at him with an unclear smile, but it was only a glance, "I won't charge you."

——This is obviously implying that he has paid for it, and the right to use this room belongs to him!

Min Qiu was puzzled, thinking that he didn't offend him today, didn't the two of them reach a consensus on Chi Yuan's debt at noon?Why is this kid talking so sour, not sweet at all?

Joaquin seemed to be playing smoothly at this moment, with the corners of his eyes and mouth curved playfully, and he knocked down two enemy defense towers in succession.He let go of the mouse and typed a few words in the game, then pushed the keyboard: "Do you want to eat fruit?"

Min Qiu stretched out his head to look at the screen: "Have you finished?"

"The opposite side, uh, is discussing surrender, the last round of this rank, it will be easier to fight later." Joaquin stretched his waist, and smiled at him showing a few small white teeth, "I'll wash it for you. Some fruit? What do you want to eat?"

It's sweet and sweet again, what exactly is this Joaquin made of?Why does it go up and down like the tide?Could it be that he was angry with him because he didn't play well?

Min Qiu couldn't figure it out: "What to eat, the lotus mist I bought yesterday, is there still in the refrigerator, wash two big ones for me."

Joaquin got up immediately: "Okay, you wait."

The number operated by Joaquin stood still in the spring water in his hometown, and the other person beside him also didn't move, typing non-stop.

qinzhen1119: "Galen, are you thinking of rice cakes? Buy a blue crystal and go out? Do you still want to take it home after you beat it?"

qinzhen1119: "The letter one, it's not as good as your eyes, so don't jump around! I'm wearing five-speed shoes, and I'm afraid I won't be able to get my hair fast enough? Let's use the man-machine to see the skin you bought with the new year's money!"

After scolding his teammates, the man started shouting to the opposite person again:

qinzhen1119: "Our ice sharpshooter is in Ri Xiaolong again, still in Ri Xiaolong, and he has sunned Xiaolong all night! Come, come, brother across the way, if you are a man, don't surrender, come and hack this idiot to death!"

qinzhen1119: "I hang up the phone for a while and report a few times there. I can fight with my feet at such a level, understand?"

qinzhen1119: "Look at Dad's back, remember Dad's name, if you didn't play Duan with the trumpet, do you think you could meet me?"

The man stood in the spring and sprayed his teammates with swearing, enjoying himself by cursing. Min Qiu watched it very interestingly, sat down at the table, picked up the mouse and clicked the ground twice, and manipulated the character to walk towards the front line.

"It's not over yet?" Joaquin came in with a bowl in his hand, and looked behind Min Qiu, "They haven't retreated. Let's go on the road, follow the super soldiers to the opposite side and blow up the crystal to win."

Min Qiu took a bite of the fruit he brought to his mouth: "Is it here?"

"Yes, click on this position, there will be people coming from the opposite side," Joaquin put the bowl aside, "Don't be afraid, just press E when you see someone, press R after E, and everyone on the other side will die."

Min Qiu was afraid of affecting the situation of the battle: "Come on, don't lose to you."

Joaquin sat lightly on the armrest of the chair, and didn't take up much space: "It's okay, just play casually, the remaining super soldiers can be destroyed, so go and fight faster. Hey, someone is here! "

It was Min Qiu's first operation, and he was inevitably in a hurry: "Where is it?"

"Here," Joaquin held the mouse with his hand, swiped his little finger aside as if getting in the way, and turned the scroll wheel deftly, "the cards will come up soon, look out..."

Min Qiu: "..."

When the scroll wheel is turned, it is said that the mouse is more flexible and truly restores the operator's displacement, but with an extra hand, can it still be sensitive?

Min Qiu lowered his eyes and took a glance—his right hand was covered with a cold little hand, which was both soft and had just the right strength, as if there was an integrated central control device in his palm, and the focus was on the left and right keys like flowing clouds and flowing water. , the side keys and the scroll wheel, and the palm of his left hand got into another small hand at this time, still stained with a little dampness from the freshly washed fruit, pushing away his fingers covering the ASD key, When typing on the keyboard, he kept distance from his palm, as if holding a small animal in his hand: "One knife and two, let's see where he runs!"

Min Qiu raised his head upon hearing the sound, and a badge icon inlaid with a copper-colored frame popped up in the middle of the screen, with two inspiring characters written in the middle: Victory.

"Win! Unyielding Silver!" Joaquin withdrew his hand naturally as if nothing had happened, smiled and picked up the lotus mist in the bowl and sent it to Minqiu's mouth, "You eat."

For boys, "playing" is of course more important than eating and drinking. Just now Minqiu was busy operating the character and took a bite in a daze. Feeling like an old Buddha.

He reached out to take it, and bit down on the crunchy and juicy fruit—the flesh of Lianwu fruit is cool and refreshing, but it was only for a moment, and it was assimilated by the body temperature before it reached the stomach, and the bit of coolness it carried... It's not as obvious as the covering on the back of the hand just now.

Joaquin leaned forward in front of the computer, opened an unknown software, and checked the hidden score: "Finally, he got his hidden score, let me calculate how many games are left, six plus six plus five plus three, 20 more games You can hand in the order now! I'll arrange another round, can you see?"

Min Qiu: "...Huh? Ah, let's go."

Joaquin looked forward to a bright future, but he couldn't empathize with it, and always felt that something was unusual.Or was it because he had touched the mouse himself?And this mouse is linked to the toilet, Escherichia coli and Shigella have exceeded the standard...

Min Qiu squeezed out from the crack of the armrest on the other side of the chair, and got up in a hurry: "Go ahead, I'm going back."

"Oh, don't look at it." Joaquin's smile faded away, his lower lip protruded forward, and he said unhappily, "Good night then."

After the field boss team finished, the captain of Minqiu's team sent him several private chats calling him to join the team, but one can imagine how chaotic the upcoming scene would be. It is also necessary to change its master several times.

Yuanmingyang and Qiuzangtian have similar equipment levels, so they happened to be assigned to this team.

Min Qiu casually clicked on his elder brother's marriage information, and in that column, there were four words written in that column: Baby, kiss.

Seeing that his elder brother had no intention of talking to him about this matter at all, Min Qiu took the initiative to ask:

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: Brother...you are married...

[Private chat] Famous far and wide: It is convenient to fight the boss and send it.

Min Qiu: "..."

According to the level of "favorability" between players, the game has different calling distance restrictions: if it is higher than a certain value, it can be summoned across continents, and if it is lower than this value, it can only be summoned on the same continent.There is only one way to ignore the restriction of favorability, and that is "Husband and Wife Teleportation", the skill cooldown time is one hour, and the other person can appear immediately no matter where the other person is in the world.

Min Yang had just arrived, and even his goodwill with Min Qiu was horribly low, so he ran over mountains and mountains alone in a unicorn chariot after the team battle had been fought for a long time yesterday.

The equipment of Baby Kiss is obviously not of the same level as theirs. Generally, they will be assigned to the Shenzhou Continent or other low-level continents. If you happen to be on the continent where Baby Kiss is located, this method of summoning is indeed very convenient for Min Yang, but ...

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: Did you mention it, or did she mention it?

[Private chat] Far famous: her.

As Min Qiu expected.Although Baby Kiss is Ruanruan's friend, he doesn't want to comment behind his back, but this other person is his elder brother, and he has to remind him:

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: Brother, you never think she is a bit, 'that'?

[Private chat] Yuan Mingyang: I know.

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: Did you know that you still married her?

[Private Chat] Yuan Mingyang: What are you afraid of?No one can fool Master Ben.

A hundred years ago, this title was considered appropriate, but now... Min Qiu wants to tell his elder brother, don't use the name "Master Ben" to talk to others recently, it's too rude.But before he finished typing, the boss refreshed.

Min Qiu glanced at Peach's soft gray profile picture on the map and friends list, resignedly jumped on the chariot and ran towards the teleportation point, but the famous blood bar on the team panel was gone, and no one was there.After a few seconds, he put the mouse on it again and saw that the map where his elder brother was located was exactly the one refreshed by the boss.

Min Qiu: "..." What a coincidence?

There are people blocking the door on this map, so Qingcang Iron Cavalry is naturally not afraid of this little trick. After the large army gathers the map, it will start fighting immediately. The moment the map is switched, Min Qiu is like opening the door of the KTV box. Qilin, Wuwu, Qiongqi , White Tiger, Soaring Snake and other alien beasts roared one after another, instantly awakening everyone's fighting spirit.

The music played on the channel is still exciting, and the conductor of the Spirit Sword is also full of enthusiasm. The eldest brother is in the same team as him, and the two brothers are finally fighting side by side within reach... Ordinarily, this is the happiest thing Min Qiu imagined The dripping picture, but for some reason, he played a little absent-mindedly.

Before the BOSS team, he was simulating the addition of wind injury skill points. At this time, he realized that the skills had not been washed back in the main battlefield, and his "little fan" was only at the first level.This kind of damage, not to mention killing all directions, can't even blow up toilet paper, and can only rely on blood to fish in troubled waters in the crowd, but after watching the video of wind injury catching one and killing one today, the past in front of him made Min Qiu's blood-boiling team battle scene also seemed a bit dull.

He didn't feel interested and went back to the city to clean up his skills. He kept pressing the "small fan" on the spot, and happened to kill one or two people and lost his usual excitement.

There is no problem with the game, whether it is equipment or number of people, this is undoubtedly the highest standard field team battle in the entire "Flying Immortal", so the problem should be himself, or the people around him.

For example, his elder brother is really strange, how could he marry someone he has known for two days?Even in the game?

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: Brother, why do you want to get married?

[Private Chat] Yuan Mingyang: Now?Fighting you tell me this?

[Private chat] Qiu Zangtian: There are so many ways to gain favorability, why do you have to use the invitation for marriage?

[Private Chat] Yuan Mingyang: Are you stupid?

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: I just find it strange, why?

[Private Chat] Yuan Mingyang: Take care of yourself.

The eldest brother's dislike and calm explanation did not allow him to concentrate a bit, and Min Qiu judged that the problem was not here.Maybe it's because of softness?Ruanruan's online time in the past two days is also strangely short. Today, she didn't even fight the defense battle. She only went offline after doing a mission on the Shura battlefield.

He opened Xianxian and sent a message: "I'm fighting a field boss." At the same time, he also sent a picture of the scene.

Ruan Ruan quickly responded to the message, and sent a comment on the picture: "Mie Shi's soft armor career is arranged on both sides of the bridge pillars. Isn't it just right for you to stand in the middle of the bridge to absorb the firepower? Go directly behind the bridge pillars to catch the warlock."

Tired of listening to the passionate music for a long time, Min Qiu didn't wear earphones or listen to the command for a long time. At this time, he paid attention to the positions of his teammates and found that the melee occupations were all near the railing at the end of the bridge.

He looked at Ruan Ruan's reply, and felt that what he was playing now was like the children's game she played ten years ago. He could see through it at a glance, and blood could be seen with a single needle, just like she taught him to play dungeons, The same as when playing Shura.

Ruan Ruan is fine, she has always been like this, so is it his own problem?

If he had a problem with himself, he felt that there was a problem with Joaquin. He was sometimes cold and sometimes hot, sometimes affectionate and sometimes eccentric, what's wrong with him?

Last time he asked Joaquin what his plans were for the "gay" thing in the future, I wonder if he has considered it?That day, I heard him talk about his plans for the future. He even thought about moving and relocating, but why didn't he talk about his plans for lifelong events?

How do these gays find partners?

Feixian Forum has a "Fairy Dream Talking" section, which is mainly used for mood exchanges and daily records between players. There are thousands of posts every day, and the number of replies is countless. The content is not only a diary with beautiful layout It’s just posting screenshots in the game, “finding friends” through lonely scenery and sad words, and casually showing off your shiny golden equipment, which has led to countless marriages—both are forums, I don’t know about Joaquin and the others Is there such a forum in that circle?

Min Qiu clicked on his elder brother in the game, selected the auto-follow function, and dug out the mobile hard drive to find the URL he had long forgotten. The server of this forum may have been moved back from the other side of the ocean, or it may be related to the speed of the Internet at home. , as soon as he pressed the Enter key, the webpage that he glanced at but still fresh in his memory was instantly displayed on the screen.

The few pictures on the home page today are even more explicit. The parts that were blocked in the picture that Chi Yuan "couldn't see" last time were all exposed. The scale is directly proportional to the visual impact.

Min Qiu: "..."

Scrolling down, after passing through the cultural exchange area, resource sharing area, learning discussion area, and even the comics and novels area of ​​various countries, there is really a "Gulian Tea House".

This artistic conception is very good!

Just imagine, a tea house, the room is full of fragrance and far away, and the guests are separated by a curtain. If you can talk, you can fold the fan and lift the barrier, and have a good talk with you. You don’t need to express regret if you don’t get along. Just come.Compared with the Feixian forum, this place is a little less dreamy and charming, and a little more rational and calm. It is indeed more suitable for men. To make friends, Min Qiu went in with great anticipation.

""Looking for a handsome man with a big body 1, bring the size and photos to add friends""

""I'm looking for a handsome Gong who can swear, don't mind the distance, I can send it thousands of miles away""

""I went to a distant relative's house for a wedding, and was raped by my cousin's husband""

""On a business trip, I lived in a standard room with the male leader. I didn't expect him to do the same. He ate me up several times and said he found me a long time ago""

""Experience Posts: From South to North, Experienced in Hundreds of Battles, Counting the Differences""

""Coordinate Magic City, around 12 o'clock last night, does anyone know the guy in the XX bar wearing a black V-neck shirt? Hurry up""

Min Qiu: "..."

What kind of ghost teahouse is this!There is an atmosphere of intimacy, can this also be called a teahouse?

but……

These titles are really exciting!

It is very different from the cultural atmosphere of "Flying Immortal" that he is usually exposed to. People here seem to be eager to reveal their address, contact information, etc. Min Qiu clicked on the post of "Coordinate Magic City", see The host wrote: "Last night, my friend and I drank too much at the XX bar. We were throwing up against the wall in the bathroom of the box area. A strong 1 that we didn't know came in. He pressed me on the bathroom table and fucked me for a few minutes. Someone came in, and he directly hugged the poster by the waist and carried him into the toilet cubicle to continue XXOO. The poster was already dazzled by drinking too much, and that 1 was super strong. He did it for an hour, and it made me stare in my eyes. When will he I don't even know who left...but he didn't even leave a WeChat ID! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow , urgently ask for contact information!"

...Where is the "curtain" in this teahouse?Not even a layer of rubber!

There are a lot of replies below, and someone said: "XX bar, is it the one on XXX Road? The host is so lucky, I'm going to pretend to be a fisherman today!"

"Contact information? Do you want a second time for such a rare thing? Don't be too greedy!"

"Why do you have to look for that one? The landlord didn't even see the face clearly. If you don't ask for the face, it should be easy to get an appointment?"

The host replied: "No, no, no, he is really super big! He is so big that he can ignore his appearance! I feel like he opened the second door! Do you understand that feeling!"

The so-called "second gate" must be relative to the "first gate". What does this "first gate" imply? It is not difficult for Min Qiu to imagine, but what is this "second gate"?

Fortunately, someone asked on his behalf: "What is the 'Second Door'?"

One person replied: "There is a bend at the connection between the rectum and the colon. If the XX is not long enough, it will not be able to push it there. Even if it is just that long or a little longer, it will not be able to push it away, and it will cause pain. Because There is a sphincter there, which is the same as the outer door, and it will be torn all the way. But if the XX is long enough, it goes directly through the rectum and the sphincter, and pushes into the colon. Although it will be very painful at that moment, once the colon is pushed The bend connecting the rectum is straightened, and there will be no more pain in the future. This is the second door... Hee hee! Also, don't look for a long and thin hole, it will be like an injection, it will push your intestines up Broken and thick ones will make you feel better, if you don’t believe me, you can find one and try it!”

Min Qiu: "..."

He originally only planned to watch the excitement, but he couldn't help it when he saw this place. What is a "slender attack" that "like an injection" and "punctured the intestines"?How thin is that?

He registered an ID casually, quoting this level of reply: "How thin does the so-called 'slender' mean? How long? Can it still have the hardness of a needle tube? Will such a person tear his pants when he usually wears them?" The layer master made several common sense mistakes: First, there are four sphincters in the human body, namely the pyloric sphincter in the stomach, the ileocecal sphincter at the junction of the ileum and cecum, the internal urethral sphincter at the junction of the urethra and bladder, and The internal and external sphincters at the anal canal. That is, there is no 'second door' sphincter at all at the junction of the rectum and colon."

"Second," Min Qiu felt like the incarnation of justice, even typing much faster than usual, "there is indeed a bend at the end of the sigmoid colon, but if it can make you 'straighten', why is it called' Sigmoid colon? Third, the intestinal tract is innervated by visceral nerves, with fewer sensory nerves and a higher pain threshold. Basically, you can only feel stretching and no pain. If someone feels 'painful', it is mostly because of intestinal fistula It will lead to abdominal cavity contamination and inflammation of other organs, please go to a regular hospital to see a doctor as soon as possible."

After replying to this floor, Min Qiu still felt that the next few floors were a mess at first glance. How could these people spread irresponsible remarks to mislead others and nobody cared?Or is it the feeling after this relationship?

The layer he quoted was a reply a few hours ago, and when he scrolled down, he saw Min Qiu’s reply to this layer: "Yes, yes, that’s how it feels! I felt that when he hit Huaxin It's so big, I didn't expect that he was still pushing in, and his whole body was filled!"

Min Qiu could probably imagine what the "flower heart" he was talking about... He scratched his face, couldn't help it, quoted this layer, and replied again: "A person's abdominal cavity is always full. A little extra space, the bigger things enter the body, the greater the pressure on other organs. In addition, the "flower heart" you mentioned, that is, the end of the sigmoid colon, is only 2.5 cm in diameter, and the intestinal mucosa is very fragile. For an hour, if something with a diameter of 2.5 centimeters is forcibly stretched and rubbed for an hour, the damage to the intestinal tract will be very large.”

There were still several replies in the middle, but none of them could provide useful information for the host. The host looked very disappointed and said: "I don't want to be fucked by others since I was fucked by him. Now when I think about it, I feel that I am an ass. It's so wet and itchy, I really want to be fucked by him."

Min Qiu couldn't hold back, and replied again: "The 'itch' you feel is actually a kind of pain. It may be caused by violence in the dermis near the anal sphincter. The connective tissue is healing, and the nerves are densely distributed there. , so there will be an itching and pain similar to the scab on the wound after the body is injured. This is a better situation. What is worse is that the sanitation of the toilet cubicle in the bar is worrying. Bacteria or viruses enter the blood and tissues from the wound, causing skin diseases. .”

After turning a page, before Min Qiu could read the reply below, he received a text message from the station, reminding that someone replied to his floor.

Host: "Heh, it's another pink eye disease. If you are jealous, you can be jealous, and you still curse other people's intestinal fistula and skin diseases? Psychologically gloomy!"

The person who said "slender as a needle": "Don't pay attention to him, how many people have he been fucked by? Dare to say it? What does he know?"

Landlord: "Haha, yes, I must have never seen one larger than 20 centimeters, so I am talking nonsense."

Even though they were strangers they didn't know, what they said had nothing to do with Min Qiu's pain, but Min Qiu was still young and energetic after all, and he would inevitably want to compete with each other when encountering problems.

He was impulsive for a while, and replied seriously: "I can see it every day when I take a shower and go to the toilet, so don't worry about it."

Host: "Hahahaha, you are 20 cm? Small-minded people are also small, seeing how dark you are, you can tell that you are not 20 centimeters! Who wouldn't be a keyboard warrior? Can you post a picture if you have the ability?"

Min Qiu: "..."