I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

The bus took a special line, which was not much slower than a taxi. When Minqiu returned home, he saw that Joaquin's shoes were already on the shoe rack.

The door of the room was closed, and no movement could be heard inside, so he called out from the door: "Hua Xiaojin, are you back?"

no respond.

Maybe Joaquin drank some beer and warmed up all the way, and fell asleep when he got back?

The voice channel of the Qingcang family was full of laughter, this time it was a real "laughter".Ren Zai Shuaitian was looking at it and asked happily: "Anxiety, hey, my Anxiety, how much did you sell it for?"

He Xihuai calmly said: "Five thousand, she gave me the same amount of gold ingots directly in the game, and Yan Qingcheng said that it should be regarded as collecting evidence."

People in Shuai Tian gloated over his misfortune and said, "Yan Qingcheng is worthy of being a big sister, and now her husband will be recorded in the annals of history forever. I heard that she even called the police?"

Not knowing why, Min Qiu found the post on the forum under the guidance of his family members.It turned out that it was Yan Qingcheng who posted about Mo Xiaoyue in the first place, wanting to expose her despicable behavior. She was criticized by thousands of people, and she would not be able to hang out in the sky in the future. I didn't expect that Mo Xiaoyue didn't want to hang out in the sky at all—— Mo Xiaoyue's photo was picked up in a blink of an eye after the post was posted, there was something wrong with it, she looked very much like a certain young model internet celebrity.

The matter quickly spread on Weibo, and the internet celebrity had quite a lot of fans, so she immediately went to the "Feixian" forum to clean up her little master, and confronted that Yan Nanfei and Mo Xiaoyue's video was at their home The host has a fixed live broadcast time every day, and constantly interacts with fans during the period, it is impossible to do that kind of thing with Yan Nanfei.

In conclusion, Yan Nanfei was deceived by someone with a photo of an Internet celebrity, and even the subject of the video was not necessarily Mo Xiaoyue herself, but the video was played, otherwise why would she abandon the "immortal" with video function? , Do you have to use a niche software that doesn't know where it came from?

Min Qiu opened his eyes: "That's okay? Didn't Yan Nanfei see that the two people look different?"

He Xixin, the only one who watched the whole process, said: "That woman is very smart. She said she was embarrassed to turn on the light, but Yan Nanfei asked her to turn it off. What can you see clearly with just the light on the computer screen?"

Jiu Keg: "Whether it's a woman or not, I don't know."

Min Qiu: "...Could it be a man!?"

People are watching in Shuaitian: "It's a boy. If it's really a little girl, how can it be possible to play this with Yan Nanfei? Oh, take a female number, use a female voice, and play a video. Is it hard to pretend? If I really want to do it, I will do it. When I want a photo, I will find a photo of a beautiful woman on the Internet. Yan Nanfei is tired of looking at Yan Qingcheng all day long, and he dare not go out to steal food. It’s a beautiful woman who has sperm on her head? I heard that he bought Mo Xiaoyue 3 to 4 equipment just a few days after he was accepted as an apprentice, don’t worry, have you asked, is there such a thing?”

Why feel relieved: "I did ask, but Yan Qingcheng didn't say yes or no, maybe it's about the same."

Su Po said slowly: "Brothers are destined to see you again, I have changed my career!"

"How can it be so easy to deceive, isn't there a photo search function?" Min Qiu questioned, "Take a photo and search it online, don't you know if it is a real photo?"

Renzai Shuaitian is watching: "Don't all Internet celebrities look similar, and the human eye may not be able to tell who is who. How can you tell the difference by searching pictures? What if you use a photo of a real friend to make up the number? It won't be clear for a while. Mo Xiaoyue's vote is considered big. Even if other people are not as blatant as Yan Nanfei, they still have to spend thousands of dollars to find a wife, right? The money is so good, In the future, I will brighten my eyes when I find a wife."

When Min Qiu thought of the photo of Mitao Ruanruan, he immediately felt relieved. After all, the more he looked at the photo, the more...Xiaojiabiyu.Compared with Internet celebrities, she is more than youthful, but not refined enough. In detail, the girl with light make-up that I met on the pedestrian street today is not in line with the public's aesthetics. Those with big ambitions will never use such photos to pretend to be .

Ren Zai Shuai Tian was watching: "But if I do this, I'll take a normal photo, so as to save the man from arguing for a video after two days of knowing each other."

Min Qiu: "..."

Joaquin neither prepared for exams nor attended class today, Min Qiu thought that he would prepare a meal and call him out to eat when it was dinner time, but he saw that there was no movement after eight o'clock.

After eating super-spicy shabu-shabu and drinking cold beer at noon, Min Qiu had a stomachache and ran to the toilet several times this afternoon. When he came out of the toilet weakly against the wall again, his stomach was already growling with hunger. However, the door of Joaquin's room was closed all the time, and he didn't know what eggs were hatching inside, so he had to go around the kitchen.

There are some ingredients in the refrigerator, but they are all raw as if they were just dug out of the ground. The rice cooker was on with the work light on, and Min Qiu opened it to face the steam and took a look. There are no preserved eggs or lean meat.

He has never liked this kind of food with little water in the soup, so he took a bottle of drink from the refrigerator and ordered takeaway.

As soon as I got back to the computer, Ruanruan was already online, and sent a team invitation and secret chat.

[Private Chat] Peach Ruanruan: Let's go, let's go to guard, I'll give you some experience!

[Private chat] Peach Ruanruan: Little swordsman, where is he?

Min Qiu hurriedly joined the team and explained: "I drank something cold today and my stomach hurts. I just went to the toilet."

Ruan Ruan: "Ah, it's not good to drink too much cold in summer. It stimulates gastrointestinal motility and is the easiest way to get enteritis. You should drink some light salt water to prevent dehydration."

"Okay, I'll have a drink later." Min Qiu didn't have the nerve to say that he followed others into the store because he mistook her for her. He just said, "I went to eat spicy skewers with my friends at noon. The base of that store is too spicy. , don’t drink something cold.”

"Oh, I did the same today. I ate the super spicy shabu-shabu, and the chili oil made me want to sneeze." Ruan Ruan typed and edited the advertisement, "Have you brushed the guard? We will turn on the fast mode later. For those with high attack, it’s best to call someone in the family. You can get 20% of the experience in two games, and then go to fight Shura.”

Min Qiu has nothing to do, he always just nods: "Okay."

I am used to seeing Ruan Ruan picking trumpets at the gate of Butterfly Pavilion and Ghost Tower, the team members in her team today almost blinded Min Qiu, the equipment on Su Poman, Yebumei, and Luye Mantra all risked stars. Although the red light of the suit is not top-level processing and full of blessings, it is much better than Min Qiu's former teammates.

"Battle of Defense" has a total of one hundred levels. Each level refreshes mobs with different skills and levels. The experience value is calculated according to the level of monsters and the number of kills by the whole team. The more levels you clear, the more experience you get. There are additional rewards after customs clearance.No matter what kind of occupation, after death in it, they cannot be resurrected. It can be said that one death is less than one, until all the team members die, or the guardian spirit is crushed by monsters, the team members will be sent out of the map.

The normal mode has a certain buffer time, and the team can cope with only one pharmacist. Taking advantage of the gap between the two waves of mob spawns, the players can replenish their health and status. In the fast mode, most teams will form two pharmacists.

[Team] Su Poman: Family Channel Room 027, come on.

Min Qiu only played wild teams in the normal mode, with a fixed monster spawning speed and was in a hurry. He had never done this "fast mode" before, and the team members were all members of the family, unlike the team in the small dungeon. What's more, it's a trumpet that I don't know - when I occasionally make a mistake in front of novices, I can even work with Ruan Ruan to smooth things over. If I make a mistake here, I will be laughed at immediately.

Could Min Qiu be guilty: "Ruan Ruan, I have only played the normal mode, and I was thrown out when I reached the 60th level last time..."

Ruan Ruan has always been confident: "I know, no problem, we can just answer the voice, and not go to the family channel."

[Team] Peach Ruanruan: Qiu Zangtian and I will not go there, everyone, come on!

[Team] Su Po slow: fast mode?Are you a healer?Voice off?Ruanruan, it's not that I don't believe you, the key is that the cost of destroying the group is too high.

[Team] Peach Ruanruan: Acceleration Coupon [Qiu Zang Tian] is out, swipe it twice, don't worry.

[Team] Su Poman: [Sweating] It's not a matter of who buys the coupons, the previous experience is little, it's a waste of time to die, what a loss.

[Team] Peach Ruanruan: [Naughty] Don't worry.

Who pays for the acceleration coupons is a small matter, the key point Min Qiu felt quite unhappy after reading this conversation: "They all belong to the same family, why does Su Poman not trust you so much?"

"Huh? It's okay." Ruan Ruan didn't care at all, "Maybe I cheated him before? Just trust me, and listen to me later."

Min Qiu: "..." If someone at Ruan Ruan's level still drags people down, then what is he like?

Ruan Ruan: "Get ready, buy 5 defense battle acceleration coupons from the shelf, and turn them in at the NPC."

In the prehistoric land, the walls are broken, the vegetation is broken, and the ground is cracked.The five people stood at the aperture point where they had just entered the map, and with the roar of a monster, the humanoid mobs with limbs and claws appeared.

Ruanruan: "The mobs in the defense battle are refreshed regularly, and they appear in the order of physical, fire, poison, darkness, physical, ice, and light attacks. Just look at the attributes of the first two waves of mobs, and you can calculate The attack attributes of the last boss, this wave of "little crawlers" are physical attacks, and the physical defense of the swordsman is the highest among the five professions. You can use the star suit to fight. When the second wave of mobs comes out, we will You can know what boss will be killed in the end, and according to the damage attribute of the boss, you can change your outfit time. If you can withstand the damage, try to use the star suit to increase the attack power. If you can't do it, change to Kunlun, otherwise you will blame too much. If it is not finished, the group will be wiped out."

Min Qiu: "..." He understood every word Ruan Ruan said, but he didn't remember a word after listening.

The second wave of mobs has been refreshed. There are more than a dozen big tortoises with ice shells on their backs. They are defensive monsters from their appearance. In addition, the blood volume and attack power of the mobs in the defense battle are higher than those of the wild map. Higher, it is very difficult to fight.

Ruanruan: "Snowfield Longevity Turtle is an ice-type attack. The boss that will be refreshed at the end of this defense battle is the patron saint of the underground palace, a dark attack. Fortunately, it should be easier for you. You can always fight with the star suit in the front. Change equipment after more than 80 levels."

Min Qiu thought it was too slow to slash monsters: "Okay, I will change it if you say so."

The Snowfield Longevity Turtle hadn't been cleared yet, and the next wave of mobs appeared again, and they were night elves floating in the air.

"You can't pull monsters like this, change to Kunlun first." Ruan Ruan was a little anxious, "Su Poman is a pure dungeon player, who only knows to stand in place to output, Ye Bumei is used to sneaking in the wild, and always wants to get around monsters Put a trap behind the pile, they can't get stuck in the ice one behind the other, you have to bring the mobs between these two guys."

Min Qiu ran around outside, dragging the night elf and the remaining long-lived turtles back: "Can I stand here?"

"The circle you run is too big, and the fast mode time is limited. There is not so much time to wait for the swordsman to pull monsters back. Our team's output should be just enough to finish the fight. You have taken too long to pull monsters, and the time left for them to output That's less." Ruan Ruan gave Min Qiu an invincibility, "Watch me run, follow my route later."

[Team] Su Poman: Ruan Ruan!Don't run around!Be careful to pull the monster!

[Team] Peach Ruanruan: It's okay.

Ruan Ruan: "Did you see clearly? The next wave of vine dryads, the dryads have the slowest moving speed, you leave a 'Who is it to me', make sure the mobs will come back after eating the provocation, the monsters will slowly follow came."

Min Qiu: "..." There are thousands of mobs in the "Feixian" game that may appear in the defense battle. If you can figure out what the last boss is, it's fine. Does Ruanruan even kill every wave of mobs? know everything?

There are still a few night elves floating in the air, and they make "giggle" laughter like a young woman from time to time, as if they saw something very interesting, or mocking contemptuously, dragging their translucent long tails. Wandering in the air, he cast light magic invisibly, causing a lot of damage to everyone except the pharmacist who was born with light resistance.

The left edge of the screen displays the countdown to the arrival of the next wave of mobs on the battlefield, with only a few seconds remaining.Min Qiu naturally trusts Ruanruan. She said that the next wave will be the tree demon, and he rushed to the periphery to pull monsters after he got the acceleration state. He has the skill of "who but me" in his hand, ready to see the monster at any time cast.

With a sound of "噗", white light flashed at a dozen places on the edge of the field at the same time, and the vine tree demon with a new hazy white light appeared, and moved slowly from all directions in the direction of the guardian spirit in the field. Min Qiu stepped on the skateboard Passed by them at a normal speed, and returned to the field after using the provocative skill. After more than ten seconds, the vine dryad and the night elf overlapped and gathered in one place.

[Team] Su Poman: Sure, fast enough!

[Team] Green Mantra: This position is just right, all within the group attack range [laughs].

[Team] Ye Cangmei: When I was fighting sea lions yesterday, I saw that Qiu Zangtian was sharp [laughing].

Min Qiu was not a person who liked to read the answers while doing the questions, but now he couldn't help being a little vanity, and asked: "Ruan Ruan, what's the next wave, how can I pull it?"

Ruan Ruanxin smiled comprehensibly: "The next wave is the shrimp minions, with physical attacks, fast movement speed, and high defenses, and then there are three-headed dragon cubs, poisonous spiders, death hunters, and mermaid guards... Well, wait a minute Let’s talk while you’re playing, I’m here, so don’t worry.”

Min Qiu was amazed: "Is there any list for this sequence? Or have you memorized it all?"

Ruanruan: "I don't know if anyone made a list, but I used to check it often and wrote it down."

Suddenly, a group of humanoid shrimp monsters with eyes on top of their heads appeared on the sidelines, holding a shield in one hand and a steel halberd in the other, aggressively attacking the guardian spirit.

The defense of these shrimp soldiers is really worthy of its shrimp shells, until the three-headed dragon cubs are spawned, they are still half blood, but the difficulty of fighting shrimp soldiers is within Ruan Ruan's expectations, she has enough instant recovery skills, top Under the attack of two groups of mobs, he calmly raised the blood volume of the whole team: "It's been a long time since I fought, I thought I forgot it, but I remembered it after coming in and fighting for a while. If you want, I have Time will write to you in the order I remember."

Although there is an old saying that "teaching a man to fish is worse than giving him a fish", Min Qiu only wants "fish", not "fishing", especially the "fish" that is soft and soft. Please, can I just listen to you?"

Ruan Ruan didn't give any face: "Hey, you're so lazy. What will you do when I'm not here?"

Min Qiu didn't even think about it: "I won't fight if you're not here."

Ruan Ruan didn't answer the call.

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

Another wave of death hunters spawned, and another wave of mermaid guards spawned... She remained silent.

Min Qiu was very embarrassed. He found a step and said, "I mean, if you're not here, I won't fight, so that people won't find out that I'm in trouble."

"Oh... no." Ruan Ruan was relieved, able to speak and laugh, "You are not water, but you are not very good at playing, you will be fine slowly, don't worry."

Min Qiu secretly sighed, and vented the melancholy that no one had anything to say to the mobs. Whenever there was a critical strike, seeing the value soaring to mid-air would make him feel better.

When he played the defense battle for the first time, he used the normal mode. It took the whole team more than 30 minutes to clear the 60th level. This time, he reached the 10th level in only 80 minutes. He softly reminded: "Little swordsman, It's time to change to the Kunlun set. The next wave of small bosses, the Mermaid King, mainly uses ice attacks and also has physical attacks. You must keep the body protection state unbroken, otherwise you will be stuck in ice and then hit another physical attack. It's like being beaten."

She bit the word "beaten" viciously, but Min Qiu sounded playful and cute, and couldn't help laughing: "Well, well..."

"Wait, wait, wait, wait—"

The phone rang, and Min Qiu saw that the number was familiar, so he knew it was the delivery man delivering food. He freed his hand to answer the phone, and before the other end could speak, he said, "Dude, just leave it at the door for me. Go get it!"

"Sir, the door of your building is not open today, so I can't put it downstairs?" The delivery man wondered, "There are a lot of dogs walking around here, and it doesn't meet our delivery regulations to put it here. Can you open it for me?" Loumen? I'll deliver it to your door..."

Min Qiu: "...You wait for me for a minute."

He hung up the phone and put on an earplug, just in time to hear Ruan Ruan say: "I can't beat it, the next wave will be the eight-color thrush, I will give you invincibility after brushing it, as long as you kill the mermaid king within the invincible time , can still resist."

Min Qiu: "..." In this situation, let alone press the remote control to open the door, he can't even take a step away!

The favors of other people are easy to say, after all, they all need experience, but Ruan Ruan's experience is already full, if it is not for helping him, she doesn't have to go all out to fight the defense, how can he say "Why don't the group end first, and I'll open the door for the delivery guy"?

If Ruan Ruan gets angry, wouldn't the gain outweigh the loss, too late to regret?

"Hua Jin! Hua Xiaojin!" Min Qiu yelled twice at the top of his voice, the sound waves didn't even reach the door, so he had to use his mobile phone to dial Hua Jin, "Hello? Hey, Hua Xiao Jin, I ordered takeaway for you, can you go and open the door for the delivery man? Me? I... I'm sleep cramped right now, and the soles of my feet are twitching... Hey, it's okay, you go open it Just go to the door, don't make people wait too long, be good... Be good! Go!"

Thankfully I have a roommate.

Min Qiu hung up the phone and devoted himself to the battle, gathered a group of fluttering eight-color thrushes into a perfect group, and ran towards the crowd excitedly with them: "Ruan Ruan, I'm back! Give me more blood!"

Peach Ruanruan stood there without moving. After a while, her head turned gray.

Min Qiu: "..."

[Team] Su Poman: ...

[Team] Green Mantra: ...

[Team] Ye Can't Girl: I'm powerless, so I'll pay less money to repair equipment, so I'll show my respect.

The three corpses watched helplessly as the guardian spirit was pecked out of blood bit by bit by the eight-color thrush, and then shattered to the ground with a loud "Pu La", and after their eyes went dark, they were thrown back to Yuncang City.

[Team] Qiu Zangtian: It might be disconnected, wait for her for a while.

There was a barely audible "dong dong dong" knock on the door.

"Here we come!" Min Qiu turned off the monitor, pretended to be weak, supported his body on a swivel chair, and opened the door, "Have you got the takeaway yet?"

Joaquin stood at the door and looked at him: "It's here, are you feeling better?"

"It's better, it's better. Just now, my legs were cramped and I couldn't even stand up." Min Qiu's sympathy for Bo became more and more real, and he pretended to be a ghost and was about to collapse, moaning without illness, "The moment of convulsions now The energy hasn't passed yet."

"Is it calcium deficiency?" Although Joaquin stretched out his hand to support him, he didn't know if it was because he was woken up in his sleep. He didn't look very happy that way, he didn't look at Min Qiu, but fell on the sealing strip of the door frame. He couldn't take his eyes off, "Or it's just sitting all the time, lack of exercise, and varicose veins."

"Who says I lack exercise? I ran to school two days ago." Seeing that Joaquin didn't hop around around him like usual, Min Qiu himself acted quite boringly, "sick" instantly That's enough, "You eat first, and I'll lie down later."

Joaquin looked back at the pile on the table, hesitant to say: "You... ordered these, can your stomach take it?"

Why can't you stand it?It is true that Min Chula has a stomachache, but that is just a stress reaction of the stomach to protect itself, and it is not so easy to hurt his foundation.

Min Qiu: "It's okay, I'm fine. You pick first, and I'll eat what you have left."

Joaquin shook his head: "I don't want to eat, I feel sick to my stomach after eating at noon, I made porridge, I can drink some later, if you drink, you can go to the pot to serve it yourself."

The wind is clear and the moon is white, the country is peaceful and the people are safe, such a good life and such a good environment, it’s fine if you don’t like wine, but what’s the taste of drinking rice boiled water?Suicide without drinking?

Min Qiu wanted to teach by precepts and deeds, but when he thought that Joaquin had a habit of resisting strong indoctrination by others, and he was not free at the moment, he could only mutter "difficult to serve" in his heart, and smacked his lips to give up.Back in front of the computer, after a short wait, Ruanyuan went online.

[Team] Peach Ruanruan: I'm sorry, the internet was disconnected at home just now.

The team members all expressed their understanding and understanding, there was nothing they could do about it. Among them, Su Po slowly changed his tone before the start of the fight:

[Team] Su Poman: Ruan Ruan is so powerful now, I haven't seen you change any equipment, it's sharper than before!

[Team] Peach Ruanruan: [Naughty] It's okay.

Min Qiu and You Rongyan happily bought five more acceleration coupons, and the whole team entered the prehistoric land again.This time there was no force majeure such as torrents, landslides, earthquakes, and network outages. Everything was under Ruan Ruan's control, and everyone passed the customs smoothly.

After the defense battle and the Shura battlefield, the family is organizing field bosses, and no one chats with each other in secret. It is clear at a glance that the situation is stable and there is no way to fight.

Ruan Ruan asked: "You have about 60% of the experience now, right? Today should be fighting the BOSS, you go on your own, I'll go first."

Min Qiu looked at the time: "It's only past nine o'clock, why did you go offline so early today?"

"Drinking a few glasses of beer at noon, I'm a little tired." Without the passion of the battle, Ruan Ruan's voice sounded lazy at the moment, "If you fight later, you should be careful. It depends on your lack of experience. Don't resurrect."

Min Qiu: "Okay."

The time the two spent together always made him feel like they disappeared with a flick of a finger, and it seemed as if they just greeted each other with "good evening" in just over an hour.Min Qiu's daily life was the same as that of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl meeting each other regularly, so he was not willing to let her go offline like this, and looked around on the table for nothing to say: "Ruan Ruan, is your network stable now? Is there a problem with the network card?"

How can girls tell whether it is a problem with the Internet or a problem with the computer?Tell me where your home is, and I'll fix it for you!

What else can you change light bulbs, connect water pipes, sharpen kitchen knives, and pull electric switches?Although he doesn't know how to do it, but he can learn it now, Min Qiu can't help but praise his magical writing!

Ruan Ruan yawned: "The net is fine, just now my family ordered takeaway for me, I went to open the door of the building, just talk about it."

Min Qiu blamed himself endlessly: "Why didn't you say it earlier? The things that have been left to cool for so long are hot, and the things that are hot are all cold."

"I ordered a bunch of red oil and chili. I have no appetite today, and I can't eat any more." Ruan Ruan was cleaning out his backpack as usual, probably because he was really tired, so he didn't murmur as usual, and only breathed a sigh of relief, "Aren't you Do you also have a stomachache? Have some light porridge for supper, I'll take it first."

Min Qiu: "..." Why do these words sound familiar?

There was a drink he took out of the refrigerator on the table. He pinched the mouth of the bottle and turned the bottle, turning the side of the label towards himself.

The bottle is not as big as a palm in your hand. Min Qiu would never buy such a colorful package when he goes to the supermarket—he is so big, and people will always look at him when he takes this kind of children's drink. A few glances, and the feeling of being stared at is what he dislikes the most, this drink must not be bought by him.

There is a Chinese label on the bottle that is attached to imported food when it enters the customs. The line of the product name reads: Baolulu.

[Hey, hey, this is a black shop, right?A bottle of Baolulu costs 15 yuan!The supermarket is only eight yuan! 】

Min Qiu: "..."

[Going out with friends, I don't know what time it is, probably at night. 】

[Today, I also ate the super spicy shabu-shabu, and the smell of chili oil made me want to sneeze. 】

[I drank a few glasses of beer at noon, and I'm a little tired. 】

The door of Joaquin's room was ajar, the laptop bag was unzipped, and neither people nor computers were in the room. Fortunately, Min Qiu had gotten used to his stealthy movements.

Across a frosted glass door in the bathroom, the background music coming from inside is a bit like a map of Ice Sea Pavilion, and a bit like Eternal Night Valley.

Min Qiu gently opened a few takeaway bags on the table, and looked inside—he was not in the mood when ordering, and just ordered "another order" for a certain order, without noticing that it contained After a closer look, I found that there were several translucent packaging boxes filled with festive red chili peppers, which were packed full of excitement.

[My family ordered takeaway for me, and I went to open the door of the building. 】

[I ordered a bunch of red oil chili, I have no appetite today, I can't eat it. 】

【Drink some porridge for supper and eat something light...】

The rice cooker in the kitchen let out a reserved "beep," asking why no one came to eat its contents, and announced that it was about to enter the heating state again.

Min Qiu stood at the door stupidly for 10 minutes, and finally waited for the sound of "" from inside." His mouse "da da", co-authored with occasional music, came intermittently.