I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

Saturday morning, less than seven o'clock.

Min Qiu was half asleep and half awake, and was urged to get up by the sense of mission. He sat on the sofa in the living room, put his hands on his knees to strengthen his energy, and watched Joaquin coming in and out indifferently.

After watching it for a while, he finally couldn't help but speak hoarsely: "What are you trying to do with your hair? What if the things in your head are washed off?"

However, his voice was in a bad state this morning, and was perfectly overwhelmed by the "buzzing" noise of Joaquin's hair dryer, and he didn't get a punctuation response.

He thought dully of the big bowl of diced watermelon that was taken away yesterday. It must be because he ate too little fruit. Otherwise, he didn't talk much or smoke much. How could he be hoarse?

Why did Joaquin bring all the heavy watermelons he bought and brought back to that Dawei to eat, and even peel the skin for him?Why did Joaquin conclude that the two of them couldn't finish a watermelon?Hehe, it wasn't for him to brag, he could eat watermelons one by one on an acre of land.

In his heart, Min Qiu wanted to express his protest against Joaquin, but because of his throat discomfort, he had to get up first to find water to drink.

Passing by the door of the bathroom, he peeked in and saw that Joaquin was curling his permed hair with his fingers again, using the hot air of the hair dryer to create a curly effect.

It is undeniable that Joaquin looks like that, the texture of his hair is naturally curly, smooth and natural, especially today, he looks like a person in a magazine pictorial... But washing his hair like this every morning, How much time is wasted to dry hair and apply this elastin and that styling cream?

In Min Qiu's opinion, Joaquin's best cut is a cut, about one centimeter, or even shorter. When washing his face, he wipes his head with a towel, and then hangs his buttocks, and keeps his ears out of the window. Hearing chickens and dancing, practicing three-nine-nine in winter and three-year-old summer in summer, he has developed a body of steel and iron bones full of poems and books, and will stand out in the future and become an amazing chief physician in a certain incredible hospital. He was not afraid of anyone who would make trouble, and all the little nurses were so fascinated that they ran after him.

alas now...

Min Qiu really doesn't know how to recommend this efficient lifestyle to him now, because Joaquin is GAY!He was not sure whether Joaquin's head and hair were also part of the gay side's interest, so how could he make a presumptuous evaluation?

There were two glasses next to the microwave in the kitchen, the same two that Joaquin had been using to warm breakfast milk for two people these days.

The raised and embossed patterns on the two cups are different. Min Qiu didn’t pay much attention to it a few days ago, and it was only for anti-slip. Now the two cups are placed side by side. Looking at them, he suddenly felt that the two cups Although the patterns are different, if you turn one of them to a certain angle, the embossed patterns on the two cups seem to be connected...

"What are you doing!" Joaquin rubbed his hair and walked in, "Go out, I'm going to cook, I can't stand between two people."

Min Qiu stood against the wall, still studying the cup.

Joaquin reached out and picked up the two cups together: "Do you drink milk? I'll heat you a cup."

"Hmm..." Min Qiu was about to go out, but suddenly turned around, "I won't drink! I'm on a hunger strike today, you forgot!"

Joaquin smiled and said, "Pull it down, I want to drink it myself."

Low blood sugar on an empty stomach is really bad for performance in the exam, so Min Qiu had to break his promise in humiliation, not only drank milk, but also ate an extra bowl of noodles that Joaquin cooked by the way.

Seeing him getting ready to go, Min Qiu stood at the door and said, "Is there any problem?"

Joaquin patted his stomach: "No problem."

Min Qiu looked melancholy—why did you want to pat your stomach?Shouldn't it be patting the head and saying "I have written it all down"?

Walking side by side from the gate of the community where they live, they can reach the gate of the school without even crossing the road. It would be too much for Min Qiu to make a special trip to see them off, so he solemnly waved goodbye: "Safe journey, success in no time."

Joaquin smiled: "Don't worry! Wait for me to come back!"

Min Qiu was the only one left in the room, he seemed to smell the free breath mixed with the scent of styling cream in the air, turned on the computer without sleepiness, and logged into the game.

As soon as it went online, why did you feel relieved and sent a private chat:

[Private chat] How to let go: Do ​​you have time?Come to fight the field boss, Mieshi is organizing people.

Why do you feel relieved to talk about the World Extermination Organization? Eight out of ten, you have heard the wind.Min Qiu once again lamented his professionalism. For the honor of the family, he forgot to sleep and eat. He was so energetic on the Saturday morning, and everyone came to the door for a secret chat. Min Qiu immediately said:

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: Okay, fight.

After accessing the family voice, he realized that not only was he relieved that he was already in place, but also that people were watching in Shuaitian, and the wine barrels were also making arrangements. While arranging staff in small teams, he called people who could be contacted to get up and start work.

The higher the level of the map, the higher the level, attack power, and difficulty of killing the corresponding boss. According to the level of equipment, Min Qiu was assigned to a high-level map, and his teammates were all dressed in gold and silver. The pharmacist's equipment makes people feel very safe.

After the teams were ready, Spirit Sword arrived late, looking like he was being dragged out of bed by the phone: "Is Yan Nanfei sick? It's early in the morning, what should we grab?"

How to feel relieved: "Yan Nanfei's father-in-law lived in his house a few days ago. He was honest for a few days. He was wiped out in the wild and didn't even say anything to the family. As soon as the father-in-law left last night, he couldn't bear it." Come and take revenge."

After Lingjian heard it, he seemed to be in a much better mood: "Oh, old man? Don't worry, go get his old man's phone number, I'll talk to him on the phone."

This is obviously a strong "I can't get him, and your daughter can't even think about flying with him"!

Min Qiu couldn't help but took out his mobile phone to report to Ruanruan, embellishing the cause and effect, and concluded: "Spirit Sword must have something to do with Yan Nanfei!"

Ruan Ruan replied quickly: "Hahahahaha, do you think that the wine barrel has something to do with how to let go?"

The wine barrel is too old, and the voice sounds like forty or fifty, and there are two children in the family. According to him, this is the original sound that does not use the mall's voice.Min Qiu felt that no matter what the wine barrel thought, he couldn't get along with He Yixin, so he replied: "That's not true, but it's possible for He Shihuai and Ren Zai Shuai to watch. They often get together in the wild and need to be developed."

Ruan Ruan: "Hahaha, it's because Warlock's Ice Storm and Assassin's Freezing Trap can be connected, and they cooperate well so they often play together. It's time for you to get glasses! I have something to do today, let's talk about it when I go back tonight!"

Why can you rest assured that you can only do ready-made intelligence collection work, and it would be too difficult for him to get the old man Yan Nanfei's phone number. Fortunately, Lingjian just said it casually, and asked, "Who else There are no swordsmen in the team? Is there anyone in the Cang River Region?"

People are looking at Shuai Tian: "There are wine barrels in the Cang River Basin."

Spirit Sword: "Oh, then I'll go to Kunlun Cave."

People are watching in Shuaitian: "Yunmengze is in Kunlun Cave."

Spirit Sword: "Binghai Pavilion?"

People are watching in the handsome sky: "The wind does not know that it is in the sea of ​​ice."

Spirit Sword: "Eternal Night Valley?"

People are watching in the handsome sky: "The autumn funeral sky is over there..."

Ling Jian's anger exploded again: "Then why did you call me up!"

He Yixin said inscrutably: "Lingjian, don't worry, I have a few pieces of news here, and you will be busy after the fight."

When the last boss was refreshed, the two families finally confronted each other head-on, and Qing Cang Iron Cavalry still had the upper hand.

Most of the people who can be called up by a phone call early in the morning are diehard loyalists of the two families. During the melee, they can be resurrected with immortal jade without any ambiguity. However, although immortal jade resurrection does not deduct experience and equipment durability, it has a cooling time Due to restrictions, those who destroyed the world had to grit their teeth and face the punishment of experience deduction to resurrect in situ, and the durability of equipment fell to pieces, which was miserable.

The pharmacists in Min Qiu's team took good care of him, and with the white light from the blood-recovering elixir on his body, he killed a lot of people this morning, and just using his small-scale group attack skill continuously killed all of them. The enemy's heads were collected one by one, and the bottom of my heart was full of joy.

The two sides interfered with each other's boss fight, constantly taking the provocateurs away from the fighting range, resulting in a fight that lasted for nearly an hour, until Min Qiu's fingers were sore from pressing the keyboard.While rubbing his hands, he watched Yan Nanfei and Lingjian taunting each other tit for tat on the radio, the more he watched, the more it looked like flirting.

[Trumpet] Spirit Sword: My father-in-law came to stare at me for two days, why did someone wither?

[Trumpet] Yan Nanfei: The 15-point Death Fairy has already been taken, and the Abyss Ice Fish is 10 levels lower, so don't worry about it.

[Horn] Spirit Sword: Well, if you can't eat grapes, just treat them as sour.

[Trumpet] Yan Nanfei: Spend thousands of dollars to play an abyss icefish, what happened?Anyone who is sad knows it in his heart, I wish you all a happy Saturday, and I will go with my wife.

[Horn] Spirit Sword: Hehe.

After reading such broadcasts for a while, Min Qiu could almost think of the sneer on Lingjian's face and the blood dripping expression in his heart from the photos he had seen in his mind, and he couldn't help but imagine a bloody sacrifice.

At this time, He Hexin jumped out to help:

[Horn] How to let go: Has the patriarch of Mieshi decided which wife he will accompany today?Little Joe?sweetheart?Or a cat?Oh, they are not online, so I can only accompany Huanglian Po [smile].

[Horn] Yan Nanfei: Be careful when you speak.

[Horn] Spirit Sword: Hehe, what's wrong?Dare to act or not?Afraid that your wife will know your love history?

Min Qiu shook his head, the words of the Spirit Sword became more and more bitter!

He rubbed his hands enough and took a break. He wanted to see how many people he had killed this morning, but there were so many people chatting on the family channel, and the kill information had long been overwritten, so it was impossible to count them one by one. , so he was going to close the game and listen to the system's female voice report, and by the way, he took out his mobile phone to prepare for recording and record the glorious moment.

[Speaker] People are watching in Shuaitian: Guidance: The official forum "Top Ten Fighters in the Full Server Ranking", combined with "Full Server Celebrities' Hot Photos" will have a better eating effect, thank you.

[Speaker] Yan Nanfei: It's all in the past, it's no fun to go over old accounts. I wonder if there is any news on the forum that someone's wife ran away with someone else?I don't seem to have seen the divorce announcement, so I'm looking forward to it [smile].

Min Qiu happened to close the game at this time, and the voice of the system's female voice sounded particularly moving today: "Player Qiu Zangtian, this time he killed 41 people online, he has a great reputation, and he is famous all over the world!"

He played the phone's recording again—because the audio was recorded through headphones, it was not very clear.

This was his most brilliant kill record so far, and Min Qiu felt a little regretful that he could not leave a single word.Unwillingly, he fiddled with it for a while... But this is a problem with the hardware equipment, how can it become clear after playing it a few times?He also had to give up.

Min Qiu suddenly remembered the words Yan Nanfei said on the radio before going offline—whose wife ran away with someone else?

These words were probably aimed at one of Lingjian, why let go, and Renzai Shuaitian. These people, Min Qiu, have never heard of them having a "wife", otherwise he would not have talked with Ruanruan in private It's a joke about who and who has signs.He boarded the game again and saw Yan Nanfei's official wife talking on the radio:

[Horn] Yan Qingcheng: I know everything, what's wrong?

[Horn] How to feel relieved: Are you sure you "know everything"?Do you know Mo Xiaoyue, your husband's new apprentice recently?I have some recordings here, do you want to listen to them yourself, or see you on the forum?

Out of the innate sensitivity of men, Min Qiu sensed the secret smell in these words, and quickly connected to the family voice, and heard the wine barrel say: "You, him, you children's things, I , I don't care to listen, listen!"

Ren Zai Shuaitian was watching and said: "Go, go, if you don't listen, take off the earphones and let's listen. Don't worry, play the recording quickly."

He He said with a relieved smile: "Jun Keg, Jiu Keg, have you taken off your earphones? I'm going to let them go."

Ren Zai Shuaitian was watching: "You don't care, let him go."

At this moment, a lot of people jumped into the family voice, and those who were originally in the small room and the team voice channel were also concentrated in the lobby.The microphone of He Xinxing lit up, and a voice completely different from his came out.

A male voice said: "Be obedient, hurry up."

A soft and aggrieved female voice said: "Master... no, I don't want to take it off, facing the computer like this... so strange..."

A sip of water that Min Qiu was drinking spewed out—is this Yan Nanfei and his new apprentice?The two of them are...?This woman's voice is so similar to Ruan Ruan, if not for the different tone and habit of speaking, he would have thought this person was Ruan Ruan!

The man continued to coerce and lure: "Master bought you so much equipment, let's see what's wrong with you? You don't believe Master? In order to help you buy a pair of top-quality running shoes like your teacher's wife, I have been in touch with you for two days. I only rested in the middle of the night, and I searched all the servers in the whole area, did I say anything?"

The girl said guiltily: "I'm sorry, Master...I have made you so hard..."

The man said, "It's okay. I'm your master. If I don't take care of you, who will take care of you? Okay, let's continue."

Girl: "Then...do you have to take it off? Can I slow down, don't rush me..."

The recording stopped abruptly, and there was a burst of booing from the family, and people in Shuaitian were watching and shouted: "Play! What is the pause? Is there any more?"

How can I feel relieved: "There are more to follow, all sets are available, the content is not suitable for children, I have to make sure that you all exceed it before I can continue."

People are watching in Shuaitian: "I'm already eighty! Hurry up and let go!"

Why feel relieved: "No one asked you, I was afraid that the sister of the family would not show up, if you are over [-], please contact me with a video to verify your age."

Ling Jian was silent for a long time, and asked: "What is this you put?"

"The video of Yan Nanfei seducing his little apprentice Mo Xiaoyue... Cough, what, the security of the software they use is incomparable to that of immortals. I used some tools to hack into it and record it. This is definitely enough for Yan Qingcheng and He got into a fight," He Yi said in relief, "Spirit Sword, should I put this recording on the forum..."

"Relax." Spirit Sword interrupted him, and said in a deep voice, "Don't let go."

Min Qiu also felt that this kind of recording would be too much if it was put on the forum.

After all, once this kind of recording comes out, it will cause irreversible damage to both Yan Nanfei's family and the little girl who was bewitched by Yan Nanfei's sugar-coated bullets.The battle between the two families is still within the scope of the game, so the act of exposing the recording falls within the scope of the law. If Yan Nanfei is serious, why not feel relieved that he may be prosecuted for legal responsibility.

The spirit sword usually pulls [-] to [-], and looks like an unreliable second-generation ancestor. I didn't expect to have a little judgment on right and wrong at critical moments.

Spirit Sword: "Send me the recording."

Min Qiu: "..."

This...probably...jealousy?

The more I think about it, the more I feel like Ling Jian is jealous of others being able to be with Yan Nanfei, but he can't bear to destroy Yan Nanfei's reputation with his own hands, otherwise why can't he feel free from the crime of publicizing other people's privacy and slandering other people's reputation? What's so terrible about Ling Jian of?

Since the patriarch forbids discussing this matter, other people have to give some face. Naturally, female players will not talk about this kind of thing, so male players will keep silent in order to make themselves look less wretched.Soon, everyone found a new topic—discussing Yan Nanfei's "wives" according to "Full Server Celebrity Photos".

Min Qiu clicked in to take a look when he had nothing to do, and there were photos of Xiao Qiao, Sweetheart, and Maomao. Excessive makeup and software retouching.

It is said that she was able to secure the position of the first lady of the world because of her good family background, and Yan Nanfei was in the same family - this kind of combination, I don't know how the person involved feels, only Min Qiu, an outsider, only thinks Yan Nanfei's emotional script Take a sharp turn, anticlimactic.

Yan Nanfei lived among thousands of flowers in the early years. Although he was suspected of being a scumbag, at least there were rumors in the world that he devoted himself wholeheartedly to fighting for the beauties with a smile, and there was still a hint of romance at all. Not only did he lose his face, but even his past stories about being popular in the past were also covered in dust.

Now that we have chosen to be together, why not go on with one heart and one mind?

If he and Joaquin don't have a bond and can choose again, no matter if Ruanruan looks like Xiao Qiao, Sweetheart, or Maomao, as long as he decides, he will leave without hesitation. In the end... oh, Yan Qingcheng can do like this, in short, no matter how good the appearance is, no matter how strong the psychology of hunting for beauty and novelty is, it should not override the relationship between two people.

Min Qiu casually looked back and looked at it—these real photos are matched with Two-dimensional game character names, giving people a sense of spatial interlacing that breaks the dimensional wall, plus listening to the commentary of the troublemakers in the voice , looks interesting too.

The post was turned a page later, and the back of a girl with black hair like a waterfall suddenly broke into his sight.

The girl was wearing a large white hooded sweater, her long black hair was draped casually on her back, and she turned her face back as if she heard someone calling her name behind her.The small hand that was half exposed from the cuff lifted a strand of long hair, and put it between the nose and the pursed mouth playfully, and looked back at the photographer with a smile on his face.

The quality of the photo is very conscientious, the size is touching, and the details are vivid. After occupying the entire webpage, there is still a part of it out of the frame at the bottom.Min Qiu dragged the mouse and curiously checked the name of the game character under the photo.

——Peach is soft.

Min Qiu: "..."

Min Qiu stood up abruptly from the stool, couldn't help but hunched over and swiped the mouse wheel up and down to check again.

The webpage has not been changed, and the display is still: Peach Ruanruan.

Min Qiu: "...!!!"

"Da da da."

Someone knocked on the door, and Joaquin's voice came from outside the door: "Daqiuqiu!"

Min Qiu heard it, but he was in a daze and didn't move.

"Daqiuqiu, it's time to eat!" Joaquin's voice came weakly.

Min Qiu was too involved in the team battle just now, and then watched Lingjian, Yan Nanfei and others wearing earphones to listen to the commentary when they were teasing each other on the radio channel. To the movement outside the door, I don't know when he came back, but he even finished the meal without making a sound.

Peach's soft hands are small, with white and slender fingers, and she delicately grabs the cuff of her sweater - it's hard to imagine how such a gentle little hand can make every move in the Shura battlefield and take the enemy's head .

Min Qiu wished he could become that lock of hair pinched between her fingers, hanging on her shoulders, around her neck, and in front of her body.

She looked forward to her beautiful eyes, smiled sweetly, and looked back at Min Qiu, as if to say: "Little swordsman, did you call me?"

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!

Her smile, every strand of her hair, and even every pebble on the road she walked, all broke through the dimension wall and hit Min Qiu's heart. Blank, I can only nod and then nod like a chicken pecking at rice when facing her usual question "Do you see where I stand?"

"Dinner!" Joaquin knocked on the door again, "Did you hear that?"

"...Here we come!" The petals in Min Qiu's heart withered, his melancholy almost solidified, and he turned off the computer sadly.He didn't even need to keep this photo, because Ruanrui's appearance was already deeply imprinted in his heart.

He opened the door full of grievances, only to hear a "bang", something soft and strong broke through the air flow between the two and flew towards him!

Joaquin actually attacked him with a hidden weapon?

Accompanied by an exaggerated "beep--", Min Qiu quickly turned his head to avoid the main attack, but he never expected that such a moth hidden weapon would have many small aftermath shotguns. The space at the door was too small, and his Inexperienced in Jianghu, at least five of them were hit in an instant, namely the face, forehead, neck sinus, and chest, all of which are extremely vital!

Oops!

"Deng den den den! Happy birthday!" Joaquin was elated, still holding the launcher of the "hidden weapon" in his hand, and blew the flute in his mouth again, "You hid so fast ah!"

Min Qiu: "..."

Min Qiu pinched a flower spray ribbon hanging on his body with two fingers, and was attracted by the scent of vegetables to turn his head to look at the dining table.

The small table in the small restaurant is full of meat and vegetables with colorful dishes. The most eye-catching one is the round cake in the middle of the table, decorated with simple lace, with an "M" written in chocolate in the middle, facing him A string of golden modeling balloons was pasted on the wall, and the word "Happybirthday20" was formed.

Joaquin took out a palm-sized gift box: "Daqiuqiu, happy 20th birthday!"

Min Qiu: "..."

Of course Min Qiu’s birthday is not today, and he is not 20 years old either. All the information on the ID card was entrusted by his father to help him enroll in school. He doesn’t even know the address in the address column. Where is it, or I wrote it down when I often used it when filling out the form.

This date does not have any meaning to him, it is just a number, if Joaquin hadn't mentioned it, he would never have remembered the relationship between this day and him.

"You..." Min Qiu looked down at the gift box, a little at a loss.

Joaquin held the small box and handed it forward: "Here, it's a birthday present."