I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

"What is this?"

"Sweet chili sauce, not very spicy, but sweet."

"What is this?"

"ketchup."

"What is this?"

"Sesame salt, sesame, pepper and salt, fried and crushed. You dip them one by one and taste."

"Then what is this?" Min Qiu looked Joaquin up and down, tugged at the hem of his ruffled clothes with the tips of his nails, looked at the pink bubbles all over his body, and choked, "Where are you from?" yes?"

"Ah? Apron." Joaquin looked left and right, then at the ceiling, "I don't know where it came from, maybe it was given when you bought some electrical appliances? Like a microwave oven? An electric oven? Anyway, they sell kitchens Electrical appliances like to build these things.”

Min Qiu believed it, because he bought a bunch of kitchen appliances in one go, and the salesperson was all smiles, and immediately promised him some gifts, so that when he delivered the goods to his door, he packed up a lot of heat-resistant gloves and aprons , knives, kettle, etc., Joaquin probably pulled it out of that cabinet.

"Oh, take it off quickly, you're a man wearing this, it's really..." Min Qiu hovered over the plate with a fork, and stuck a piece of cartoon-shaped chicken nuggets in different shapes that looked golden fried The most uniform yellow heart-shaped chicken nuggets, "Then I ate it?"

"Huh?" Joaquin untied the tie on his back with his backhand, "Eat it, it was fried for you. Would you like to taste the same as the one sold outside?"

Min Qiu dipped some ketchup and tasted it.

The quick-frozen fried food is not so delicious, but it does have the same taste as the chicken nuggets of a certain brand of fast food, and it is more fragrant and hotter than the takeaway ones.

The outer layer of the chicken nuggets was blown cooler, but the inside was still hot. He chewed a couple of bites, gasped for air and nodded: "One flavor, one flavor."

"Really?" Joaquin smiled and pulled a stool over, squeezed a piece and put it in his mouth, "I said soon, right? The pot is a bit new, so I boiled water and scalded it first. It only took ten minutes, and the kind of small stir-fry prepared by others is also good. It’s very convenient to pop it in the pot. Also, you should open and close the door gently these days. Don’t keep slamming the door. It's dry."

Min Qiu: "..." When it comes to the door, he feels a little uncomfortable.

He swallowed a mouthful of chicken nuggets mixed with an unknown amount of starch, and said solemnly: "Joa Jin, I could have called you back earlier tonight, but after I cleaned up..."

Just...how should I say it?Just because you played the game and didn't look at your watch, you forgot that you haven't come back?

It’s not that he wants to whitewash the peace and minimize the big things, the key is that he’s not sure—if he says he’s playing games and he’s still so obsessed with it, this news is for Joaquin who admits that he can’t move when he sees the games What kind of stimulation will it be for people with legs?

What if the thunder strikes the ground, and the decadent factor lurking in Joaquin's body suddenly takes over the high ground, making him addicted to games, forgetting to eat and sleep, not interested in studying, and depressed?

Min Qiu gritted his teeth tightly, preventing those words from popping out without permission: "Just..."

"That's it, it's too late, right? I just said you can't work!" Joaquin squeezed another piece of fried chicken, dipped it in the sweet and spicy sauce, put it in his mouth, and licked the corner of his mouth, "In the future, this kind of thing will happen. You should call me back earlier, I can clean up with you, it will definitely be faster than you alone, but you cleaned up pretty clean today, applause and praise!"

Min Qiu was discouraged: "...No, how could I ask you to do it..."

"Why not?" Joaquin motioned him to look around, "Your house is so beautifully decorated, I want to take good care of it when I live here! Didn't you say that you want to find someone for company? How can it be good?" I live here when I am busy, and I run away when I have something to do? When I get to work, I will dismiss me, making me feel so disrespectful, it is annoying."

"Hua Jin..." Min Qiu felt even more regretful, feeling that he was superficial, that he looked like a human being, but he didn't understand the truth of being human. This game can forget a living person, I don't know which is more important, and I am ashamed of my sincerity.

Joaquin lifted the two fingers that had been stained with oil just now, put his hands on the table and looked at him: "Well, what's wrong?"

When he met his eyes, Min Qiu quickly lowered his head with a guilty conscience and took a fork to pierce a few pieces: "It's okay, I asked you if you still eat, if you don't eat me, I will eat me."

"Hey, then eat all of it, I don't want to eat so much at night." Joaquin got up and moved around, "Okay, I'll take a shower and go to bed."

Joaquin was humming briskly, going in and out to change slippers, towels, and pajamas—he was able to follow a straight line without looking sideways, but Minqiu was restless, holding a large and a small Plates and dipping saucers flashed into the room with a whoosh.

Min Qiu lay on the bed while eating and sighing: Joaquin is to him, what will happen in the future is unknown, but to Joaquin, he seems to be just a joke of "high grades and low abilities", he can't cook, he can't do it Sweeping, once in a while, you have to be praised for cleaning, and you don’t usually socialize with people, and you don’t have many friends. If it weren’t for your memory and wealth at home, I’m afraid Joaquin would just keep him at arm’s length, treating him as an out-and-out I'm retarded.

After eating a dozen pieces of fried chicken, Min Qiu was about to take the plates out to wash, when he suddenly heard a sound from the phone: "Gudu."

Since joining the family, he has also added a few game friends, but he still intuitively feels that the online prompt is——

[System] Your friend: [Peach Ruanruan] is online.

Ruanruan is finally online!Min Qiu was both happy and dissatisfied, with some anger and suspicion mixed in his heart, but he had to express these emotions layer by layer:

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: [Sad] Why did you just go online.

[Private chat] Peach Ruanruan: I was delayed by something today, what's the matter with you?Could it be that the Shura battlefield was beaten today?Do you want me to take you to revenge?

Today, when the Asura Battlefield was open, Min Qiu was busy discussing the posts with his elder brother, so he didn't fight at all, let alone being beaten by anyone.

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: Where have you been? ? ?

[Private Chat] Peach Ruanruan: I went out to eat with my friends, sorry, I was here to accompany you to fight the Shura battlefield!

[Private chat] Qiu Zangtian: Boyfriend girlfriend?

[Private Chat] Peach Ruanruan: Not a boyfriend, but a boyfriend.Little swordsman, do you want to play the book?

With this clarification, Min Qiu felt a little less awkward in his heart.After all, half of the people in the world are men. How can a person not contact men at all in life, work, and study?That is absolutely impossible!But he still has a bit of unspeakable awkwardness in his heart that has not been appeased, and he is unhappy if he doesn't act like a monster:

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: No.

[Private Chat] Peach Ruanruan: Okay, then I'll go first, we'll talk later!

Min Qiu: "..."

What is "good"?good what good?

This is the end?He hasn't finished revealing all the layers, so she won't ask?

She didn't want to ask him why he didn't go?As long as she says "Is it okay to play only one Butterfly Pavilion", "Can you accompany me", "Can you brush it for me", he will immediately join the team happily!Is he so dispensable to her?To her, he was just a "swordsman"?

"Hehe, hehe, hehehe." Min Qiu sneered with his eyes wide open in disbelief after clearing it up, the corner of his mouth almost twitched, "Haha."

He knew that Butterfly Xuan was the copy that Peach Ruanruan was most anxious to brush up with fragments, so Dang even drove in the direction of the teleportation point in the Qilin chariot.

As soon as he got off the teleportation point, Min Qiu suddenly saw a fiery red unicorn chariot beside him, which was just getting off the teleportation, and was running alongside him, running towards the entrance of the instance.The speed of the two was surprisingly consistent. When passing a narrow suspension bridge, the two game characters had to overlap—Spirit Sword?

The spirit sword is also collecting fragments?

Not surprising when you think about it.According to the data given by Peach Ruanruan, if all the anniversary items are collected every year, the value of the character will be added to the value of one piece of jewelry. That can only be this expensive, cost-effective, and time-consuming external installation method.

The suspension bridge is not far from the entrance of the dungeon, and when the big rabbit ran over the suspension bridge, Min Qiu saw it at a glance.His target was on Peach Ruanruan, and he could see that Peach Ruanruan had ordered several swordsmen in a row, but in the end there was still no team suffix after her name—she couldn't find the team.

She even posted a sentence on a nearby channel: "Is there any trumpet self-improvement team that does not need fragments and needs a pharmacist? Experienced players! Novice teams are also welcome!"

There were a lot of people shouting advertisements at the door of the Butterfly Pavilion dungeon, which lived up to Min Qiu's expectations. Everyone still agreed that no one needed a pharmacist.The snow unicorn chariot was already huge enough, but Min Qiu moved it on purpose, in order to make his own presence stronger, so as to prevent the spirit sword's chariot from overlapping him.

At this moment, Mitao Ruanruan, who was wearing a small white dress, suddenly ran to the edge of the cliff and sat down——sitting on the edge of the cliff was a little swordsman who was not at the same level!

This time it's a real "little" swordsman!A level 90 tough whiteboard equipment, even younger than Min Qiu back then!

Due to the relatively low difficulty of the Diexuan dungeon, it is open to players above level 95, but it will be more difficult to fight if the level is lower.But Min Qiu knew very well that such a slight increase in the difficulty factor was not worth mentioning to a player like Peach Ruanruan who was at the Diexuan level!

He didn't want to think too much about other things, and Yu Wanjun quickly ordered Peach Ruanruan to form a team. Almost at the same time, Lingjian said a word in the family:

[Family] Spirit Sword: I'm bored and want to make money, Butterfly Pavilion 4=1, is there a pharmacist?Take one at random, my shards are full.

People in Shuaitian were watching, why feel relieved, Su Poman and the others immediately said: "We don't want fragments either, we are just here to exercise our muscles and bones casually."

Fortunately at this time:

[System] [Peach Ruanruan] has joined your team.

The sky has eyes, and the ancestors bless you.

Min Qiu leaned on the back of the chair and took a few breaths as if he had been rescued from drowning. He said in his heart that he was lucky, why didn't he realize that the entrance of the "Butterfly Pavilion" dungeon was so dangerous before?

Peach Ruanruan happily said: "Oh! You don't want to fight? If I knew you were fighting, I wouldn't have to find a team for half a day!"

Min Qiu glanced at the empty plate beside the table, and forced to shirk responsibility: "Oh, I had a stomachache just now, and I wanted to go to the toilet, but now I'm fine again. Hehe, why don't I write a notebook if you want to? hehe."

Ruan Ruan: "Don't eat too much food that is not easy to digest at night, are you okay now? Then I will start grouping people."

Min Qiu took the initiative to form her, so the current captain is Min Qiu.He was hesitating whether to hand over the captain to facilitate the Ruanruan team, but at this time he received an application to join the team.

There was a soft murmur of typing and editing advertisements in the earphones, and she obviously hadn't started shouting for team advertisements yet.

Min Qiu asked: "Did you call someone? There was an assassin who invited me to join the group, and it was called 'Long Suo Wei Hua Mei'."

Ruan Ruan: "Maybe just order it casually? You can put him in, anyway, as long as you don't need fragments."

[System] [Worry Weihua Mei] has joined your team.

Min Qiu felt that this ID looked familiar, and after thinking about it carefully, isn't this assassin in blue outfit the same assassin he met when he first fought Butterfly Xuan, who fell down after destroying the regiment?

The author has something to say:

o(*≥▽≤)ツHuamei's name is of course not the right one!Do not worry!

There is a thing called trumpet~~~

Since it is a trumpet, of course the name was chosen randomly~ Well!

Well, thank you readers for your great thunder, nutrient solution, and every time you click and see, you will be smoked and smoked!

Crab~(⊙v⊙)!