I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

Min Qiu's heart is on the boss in the wild, and his ambition is not rewarded. He is restless. He lays on the bed in the shape of "big" and "herringbone", rolling over and over, going in and out to pour water, drink water, and go to the toilet. He still feels bored.

The washing machine beeps.

The first bucket washed his sheets and quilt covers, and the second bucket washed Joaquin's Foxy suit.Min Qiu took the initiative to bounce up from the bed: "I'll help you dry it, you continue to watch."

Joaquin smiled and said, "Okay. But it feels like you are more like my mother, haha, my mother often washes and hangs clothes while I am reading."

Min Qiu: "..."

Ordinarily, "my mother" should be a commendatory word, but... Is this sentence a compliment or a tease?

Min Qiu felt that his experience in interpersonal communication was not enough to deal with this problem, so he twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled dryly: "Ha ha."

The room of the two faces two directions, each has a small independent balcony, the space is not big, but it is enough to dry bedding, clothes and so on.

Min Qiu's room was obviously lying on the front, facing south, the balcony was completely bathed in sunlight, and the sheets dried by the washing machine faced the September sun and dried in a short while; but Joaquin's room was facing the sun from the side, and there was another window beside the window. Through the neighbor's glass window, some of the pile of laundry yesterday was not completely dried that day, and it is still drying outside.

In order to make enough space to dry the sheets and quilts, Min Qiu helped him feel the humidity one by one, and put the dried clothes in.Picking and picking off, he saw a large row of small white boxer briefs hanging at the end, and visually estimated that there were six or eight pairs.

Min Qiu: "..."

He just remembered that the two of them went shopping for clothes yesterday. It was a brand store that was almost all basic styles. He just picked up a set of home clothes to complete the task. When he turned around, he saw Joaquin picking something in front of the shelf. When I saw him coming, I put it back, and asked him if he had chosen it, and if he was leaving.

At that time, Min Qiu thought that Joaquin was going to buy it, but he put it back because he was afraid that he would rush to pay the bill and be embarrassed, so he insisted on taking a bag from the shelf where Joaquin put it back and put it in the basket, and the more Joajin refused him. The more he took a few more bags, he forced them to Joaquin when he came back, but he couldn't see whether it was socks, a vest or underwear.

Now that I think about it...is this number too small?

Min Qiu grew into his current appearance as soon as he turned into a human. He has never experienced a height of 1.7 meters. He really doesn't know what size Joaquin should wear.

How uncomfortable is this if it is too small?Could it be that Joaquin thought he bought it and didn't say anything because he was embarrassed to return it?

He looked back and saw that Joaquin was still studying at his desk, so he stretched out his hand and took one off the hanger, put it in front of him for comparison, and then picked it up with his fingers to imitate its full state... Well, Joaquin seems to wear the same size. After all, he is not tall and has slender legs. You can tell that the waist is very thin at first glance, and the texture of the fabric has a certain degree of elasticity. This size is fine.

Look at this color again... He really just picked it up at the time, but isn't it a bit strange to buy all the pure white ones?It seems too boring to open the drawer every day to get one that is white, and another one that is white again, right?For Joaquin's age and personality, wearing a cartoon is very suitable. When I was shopping yesterday, I saw a store that sold men's underwear. What is the brand name...

The weather is hot, and the door to the balcony is closed to isolate the air-conditioning from the balcony.

Min Qiu was used to the cold in Changbai Mountain, and his body couldn't stand the heat. After standing for a while, his sweat glands were ready to move.Only when a drop of sweat crossed his brow bone, temple, and dripped down his cheek did he wake up——

What was he doing in the twelve noon sun, studying what pattern of underwear Joaquin should wear?What color Joaquin likes to wear, as long as he pays the bill?

Min Qiu hung up the underwear in a hurry, then stretched out his hand, relying on his height, he easily aired the bed sheet and quilt cover.

The doorbell rang, and the delivery came. Min Qiu took over all the work and went to open the door consciously.

His enthusiasm for the sense of taste has not yet passed, and he feels regretful if he misses any taste in a meal of ups and downs. In addition, he is a monster after all, and he needs a little magic power to maintain his human form, so he orders a lot of things for every meal. .

He carried large and small bags to Joaquin's door: "It's time to eat."

"You ordered for me again?" Joaquin ran over and said a little embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I said yesterday that I would cook for you. I was in a bad mood this morning and forgot."

"It's okay, you see what you want to eat, and I'll eat the rest." Min Qiu has always paid attention to sharing meals with Joaquin, so as not to further accumulate entitlement cards, so so far there is only that thin golden line.

According to Min Lan's analysis, it is absolutely impossible for Min Qiu and Hua Jin to form a bond successfully in this life. If this can be successful, he will eat Ka raw in front of the whole family. Min Qiu is very satisfied with this state.

The food is placed in a box, and a solid-color plastic bag with the restaurant LOGO is placed on the outside. It is packed very firmly to avoid spills, and the inside is basically invisible.

Joaquin turned several angles to try to identify what was inside, but it was too difficult to see through, so he peeked in from above the knotted place of the plastic bag, reached out and touched Min Qiu's hand a little.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Min Qiu's eyes widened and he let out an earth-shattering scream, and suddenly withdrew his hand.

——Originally, he also paid attention to the problem of physical contact, but he was still complacent just now, secretly praising himself in his heart. Such a low price is really commendable, and it is gratifying to congratulate, but before the congratulations are over, Joaquin accidentally touches his hand.

He withdrew his hand so violently that several boxes of vegetables in the plastic bag fell to the ground with a "snap". on your own shoes.

"Hey!" Joaquin was startled by his yelling, and immediately bent over to help the box up after recovering his senses, so as to prevent the soup from leaking further, "What's wrong? Did you burn yourself?"

Min Qiu was still in shock, he looked at his hand as if facing an enemy, then glanced at Joaquin, and immediately looked at his hand again with even more horror: "You..."

Joaquin: "Me? What's wrong?"

Min Qiu was flustered: "You, why are you arresting me?"

Joaquin looked at him in a daze, lost his voice for a while, and then said softly after a while, "I'm sorry."

Min Qiu: "..." He seemed to be overreacting a bit, and he was speechless.

Usually, whichever direction Joaquin moves, he will deliberately move equidistantly in the same direction to ensure that the original distance between the two is maintained. Just now, he was just checking what food was in the packaging bag normally, and it was himself If you accidentally dodge, why should you yell at Hua Jin?Put the things on the table and let Joaquin pick them, isn't it all right?

As soon as Joaquin touched him, he jerked his hand away, and it looked... like he was trying to avoid Joaquin.

Joaquin picked up the takeaway bag on the ground and picked out the box with the spilled soup: "Is it red oil chicken? I'll just eat this. Daqiuqiu, don't order it for me in the future, I can also solve the meal by myself Yes. That... Did I say something wrong just now? I said you look like my mother, I just thought it was kind of a joke, and there was no other meaning. After I finished speaking, I felt something was wrong, I'm sorry. "

"..." Min Qiu scratched his head and thought about what to say, and involuntarily rubbed his hands behind his back, "No, I know it was just a joke. I pulled my hands just now because... I have a cold, and I'm afraid of getting close to the infection." you."

Joaquin looked up at him.

The sun was shining brightly, he was strong and strong, and he didn't know where the cold came from. Min Qiu could only hold his nasal breath, and added in a feigned nasal voice: "A little bit, it was blown by the air conditioner."

Joaquin nodded as if he believed it, and silently took out a few paper towels to wipe the lunch box, and leaned over to wipe the soup stains on the floor.

Min Qiu had to emphasize again: "I really didn't get angry because of that. If you don't say it, I'd have forgotten about it, and don't you think it's good for me to be like my aunt? It means we have a good relationship!"

Joaquin: "Yeah."

Min Qiu scratched his head and said, "I'm very happy that I look like auntie, I'm so happy! I'm even happier if you call me auntie!"

Saying that, it was accompanied by a smile as happy as possible.

Joaquin didn't say a word about his smirk, he just said: "Go wash your feet, the oil is all on your shoes."

Min Qiu broke down and explained repeatedly: "I'm really not angry, did you hear that? It might have been because of... static electricity just now? Did you shock me? Anyway, I'm not angry, huh?"

Joaquin smiled "poof", and finally lost the strangeness just now: "It's summer, where is the static electricity coming from? Okay, I know, maybe I pinched you with my nails just now, I'll cut it later, you hurry up Go wash up."

Min Qiu Yiyan went to the bathroom to rinse, and even applied hand sanitizer to his hands several times, focusing on scrubbing where the two of them touched just now.When I came back, I saw a few boxes laid out on the table in the restaurant, and the food for the two of them was placed on both sides of the table and the end of the table, with a clear distinction.

This scene has a strange sense of alienation. Although he and Joaquin used to have their own food, they are not so far away.Now when it is laid out like this, the problem is highlighted: the dishes are all ordered by Min Qiu, and he also said that he wants to invite Hua Jin to eat, but in the end when they arrive at the table, everyone eats their own things, and what they order is not the kind of food that is served with the right amount of food. Instead of a set meal, it is a traditional one-dish takeaway.

Min Qiu looked quite uncomfortable, and asked: "Hua Xiaojin, what else are you eating, call over here?"

"Well... Daqiuqiu, let me tell you first, I'm not biased," Joaquin bit his chopsticks and looked up at him, "I'm just asking..."

Min Qiu was curious: "Ask what?"

Joaquin: "Do you have hepatitis B?"

Min Qiu: "..."

Joaquin: "Why didn't I see you take your medicine?"

Min Qiu: "..."

Joaquin said solemnly: "Actually, it's okay if you have it. I have absolutely no prejudice, and I just got the vaccine during the summer vacation."

Min Qiu: "I didn't!"

Joaquin looked at him innocently: "Then, I don't have hepatitis B? I don't have any infectious diseases. Why do you run so far when it's time to eat?"

... In order to prove that he does not have hepatitis B, Min Qiu forced the dishes together, and the two ate a meal together.During the dinner, he cheered up and paid attention to the location where Joaquin served the food just now, so as to ensure that there was very little contact between the two.

After the meal, seeing Hua Jin obviously couldn't open his eyes, but was embarrassed to say that his eyes hurt from crying in the morning, Min Qiu took the initiative to excuse that he would take a nap, and asked him to rest for a while, and then read in the afternoon.

As soon as he turned around, every cell in Min Qiu's body was crazily clamoring "Fight the wild boss! Fight the wild boss!", nothing could stop him from sitting in front of the computer for an hour or two, or even longer!

But when he rushed back to the computer, he found that the right side of the screen showed that the event had ended—even the last boss had been killed.

There are still people coming and going in Loulan City, and the shops along the street pop up bubble advertisements with real pictures from time to time, and there are even NPCs who distribute leaflets shouting... But compared with the time he came back to look at it before the meal, it seemed depressed Too much too much.

Min Qiu stood on the street with a long golden sword in his hand, as if what he missed was not a BOSS event, but an era.

Who was calling the wind and rain on the top of the mountain in that era?Who is pointing the country in Wangcheng?Who is fighting bloody battles on the battlefield?Who is not allowed to open before the gate?he does not know.

He had never experienced such a soul-stirring scene.

Like a junior who was born in a different era from the hero, Min Qiu doesn't even know where to start to regret.

In a daze, Min Qiu suddenly raised his head, and someone sent a broadcast at the top of the screen.

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