I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

"There is a saying: 'In martial arts in the world, everything is invincible, only speed can't be broken'."

On the first day of the new year, the sky is not yet bright.Min Qiu slipped under the wall and lay down in front of Joaquin's bed to discuss what happened last night, Joaquin said.

Min Qiu: "...Is this how you use it?"

Joaquin was lying on the pillow, nodding calmly and repeatedly to increase his credibility, his hair was rubbed like dogtail grass in the wind: "That's right, the only thing that is fast is not broken, that's it."

"...All right." Min Qiu reached out and rubbed the grass again, "Then did you sleep well?"

"It's great, it's so warm, it's still hot after sleeping until midnight." Considering that his mother's room is opposite, Joaquin said, "Go down and wait for me first, I'll wash up and get up to pay New Year's greetings."

Among the relatives who moved in, almost none were of the same generation as Min Qiu, and most of them were his elders, who were on the same level as Min's father, ranging from several times to dozens of times his age. Boring, there is only a little bit left to discuss the short hobbies of the parents.Someone in the courtyard casually glanced up, and saw Min Qiu sneaking out of Joaquin's room. After Min Qiu went downstairs, several good-natured aunts and aunts had already gathered together, teasing and teasing with ambiguous eyes.

As if being seen through, Min Qiu passed through the hall stiffly, with a forced smile on his face "haha, haha", and a sigh in his heart: I obviously didn't do anything!

He was very proficient in using the circumvention software on his phone, and he was bored without Joaquin around, so he logged into the forum and wanted to ask a few questions anonymously.For example: How long does it take for a boy to be normal for the first time?Why does my partner feel like a mimosa and it's over in an instant? Should I make up for him?But the mobile phone is not as convenient as the computer to open the webpage after all, and his father has no special requirements for the Internet when he is here, and the speed of the Internet is obviously not as fast as that of Shen Cheng's residence. .

There is a long list of posts with the "new" logo floating on the combat area page.

These superficial humans.Min Qiu thought to himself, he has to come here every morning to show off, as if no one has sex and just expects to watch you to satisfy his greed—he resolutely clicked in from the first post, and cracked down on anyone who was unhappy.

In the past, there were not a few posts that he cracked down on fakes and corrected mistakes. What kind of majestic wind will not fall seven times a night, time and time again, this is impossible, okay?The self-protection mechanism of the human body restricts the over-reproduction tendency of organisms, which means that the interval between two excitements will not be less than a certain period of time, otherwise there will be a reaction after a little teasing, and people will not be exhausted?Even if you don't die suddenly on the spot, it's impossible to get up early in the morning to post, right?

There are also those who like to exaggerate the speed and duration, such as continuing for two and a half hours at a frequency of 120 times per minute, making the partner cry and beg for mercy-not to mention that people's waists can't bear it, just say that this exercise is 18000 times. It's almost time to make a fire, and the intestinal mucosa hasn't been worn out yet?If this is the case, then the other party's begging for mercy may not be for fun, but really going to the hospital.

There are also those who like to show off their own size or the size of the other person. They hold it in the middle of the night and think that they are changing gears while driving. Min Qiu wanted to pour cold water on the physical fitness of a young strong monster.

Correspondingly, he is often called perverted, jealous, jealous of single dogs, etc., but for the sake of justice, Min Qiu has no complaints or regrets.

The host of this new post said: "Yesterday my little boyfriend obediently went back to sleep after serving me. In the morning, he was cute and came over to ask me if I slept well. He is so cute."

What this person said was relatively normal, and there was nothing exaggerating, but Min Qiu didn't understand why the same forum was in a different world?

He sighed - his little boyfriend is "cute", and his little boyfriend is also "cute", but he only goes back to sleep after "serving", what about his family?He just reached into his clothes and touched it twice, and then he got his hands. He was still rubbing his palms and didn't realize what was sticky in his hands, so Hua Xiaojin fell into a deep sleep. In the morning, he wanted to be gentle and charming for a while, Hua Jin actually self-evaluated "only fast and not broken"?

Min Qiu glanced at the host's ID: 666.

He recognized this man.

Min Qiu’s hobby is to expose the real world in posts, and this 666’s hobby is to cheer people up and write "666" in the text. The two have fought many times, and the first discussion I vaguely remember is about whether the rectum can or not. What about the water secretion and pH value, and then we have to fight in the novel area every now and then, for example, arguing whether the "big" one should be the attack, or the "small" one should be the attack?

Min Qiu's opinion is of course a "big" offense, otherwise wouldn't it cause "huge" waste? 666's opinions vary from person to person, and it is beneficial to both physically and mentally for the stronger side to attack—Min Qiu smiled indifferently, isn't this person admitting that he is not the "big" side in a different way?

For another example, the two have discussed that the sensitive parts of boys are concentrated at the top. Assuming that the total distance to reach the peak remains the same, then is it "deep to the bottom" to express the deep love of the attacking side, or "taste and stop" in a faster way? Is amplitude motion compensation better?Min Qiu’s point of view is that the deeper the depth, the greater the burden on the intestinal tract. After all, it will form a local negative pressure when withdrawing, so “taste” is actually a manifestation of protection for the other party; How can it be called deep love?

Just when Min Qiu was about to be persuaded by him, a stranger suddenly popped up and laughed: "It seems that these two have never had meat hahahaha!"

...In retrospect, both of them are "Wen Chuan", whoever can convince the other party, this matter will be over, it is not an acquaintance, it is not a real enmity.

But he never expected that, after pinching and pinching, the other party's current living standard has dropped him by more than one grade, and he has such a caring little boyfriend?Min Qiu suddenly had a feeling that he was working behind closed doors at home, but he didn't know the world outside was changing with each passing day.

He couldn't help but said sourly: "It's the first time I saw you posting in the actual combat area, is it the first time?"

666 has a generous attitude of being refreshed on happy occasions: "Hehe, since we were together, my little boyfriend has been so sweet every day, but it's just too annoying. I haven't had time to go to the forum for a long time. Yesterday I insisted on going to his Living at home, lying on his previous bed, I think it is very meaningful, so I made a special post."

Someone replied one after another: "Have you all gone home? Congratulations."

Min Qiu gradually began to understand this forum and its people.Leaving aside the grotesque bubbles floating above the word "same sex" that obscure people's sight, in the final analysis, "love" is just a relationship, two people.Like everyone else, they will be so happy to find a place to show off because of the cuteness of their partner, and they will see the happiness of strangers who come forward to say hello, happy, and there is no difference from the popular people. .

Without hurting others, no one on this earth is qualified to use unseemly words to describe such a group of people.

He looked back again, his words seemed too sour in the congratulations of Yunyun, and he was very unmannered, so he also mingled in the crowd and said, "That's great".

Due to the completely different gaps in his personal experience, in fact, his "really good" is not so sincere. After all, seeing other people's children get 100 in the test, and his own child gets 60 in the test, there must be a sour taste in the compliment.With a slap in the face, he added angrily, "I wish you two more days together."

666 must have seen his ID familiarity, and solemnly replied: "It's not a question of staying together for a few more days, I plan to raise him from now until he grows up, and then until he grows old."

Min Qiu let out a snort: "What do you mean raising a dog? Do you raise a dog? It would be bad for people to know."

"It's definitely not enough to raise a dog, but it still needs to be trained." 666 said, "He is younger than me, and he often has sudden whims and is very misbehaving. I was terrified. There must be romance between two people, and the relationship can be kept fresh. Of course, this kind of thing should be handled by me as an attacker."

The pride that was shown off invisible made Min Qiu want to spit on the screen of his mobile phone.Rubbing his chin, he thought, is there anything he and Joaquin can "teach"?

Not long after, Joaquin got dressed neatly, full of energy and radiant.Min Qiu looked around, satisfied with what he saw, wishing to drag him to dance Yangko on the street, but thinking that he should show some momentum to adjust his life, he sternly said, "There are too few clothes." , it's snowing outside, you wear another coat!"

Joaquin touched himself inexplicably: "Huh? I'm not cold, the heater is so hot!"

"..." Min Qiu was not reconciled to the disastrous failure of the first attempt, and took another breath, "Seeing you wearing such a light, I feel cold! Go and wear more!"

"Hey——" Joaquin was pushed upstairs by him, and had to add another coat. While there was no one, he softly "slapped" his face, "Are you nervous?"

Once I tasted the sweetness, Min Qiu thought that the predecessors would not deceive me!So in the days that followed, I never got tired of it——

"No! Too little, eat more!"

"No! It's too sweet, eat less!"

"No! Don't look at your phone! Go to bed!"

Sometimes: "I'm learning to cook with my third aunt, don't look, I'll make it for you when I go back to school...Shh, keep your voice down, don't let your mother hear you!"

As soon as these words came out, Joaquin really calmed down. Although his expression was a little panicked, he was considered "obedient".

Amidst the sound of gongs, drums and firecrackers, in the blink of an eye, the start of school had arrived, and Min Qiu couldn't wait to drive back to Shencheng with his luggage.

"Don't move!" His voice sank, and his severity sounded like that, "Go, take off the covers and throw them into the washing machine, go sit on the sofa, and I'll clean up the rest!"

No matter how close the mother is, the fiery heart of the young man still loves to embrace the world of freedom. Joaquin's mood is flying like a bird out of the cage, how can he sit still?He smiled and said, "I'm with you."

It's all right without saying anything, how can Min Qiu take back his order after opening his mouth: "Go, go, don't move after you say it! Don't do any work, do you hear me? Sit down and go!"

Joaquin was so amused by the way he was looking for the switch with the vacuum cleaner in a hurry, he slumped on the sofa with a smile, and he didn't know how many times he scolded: "Nervous!"

After sweeping to the balcony of Joaquin's house, Min Qiu nearly tripped over the stool.

"Why are you putting this here? Don't you think it's getting in the way?" He yelled into the room, "Do you want this pot? Don't let me throw it away for you!"

"This is the succulent you bought, did you forget?" Joaquin ran over with his slippers on, and squatted down to check, "The house has not been heated for several weeks, it seems to be frozen to death, and the roots are also broken I guess I can't survive anymore."

"So ugly? Could it be that I bought this?" Min Qiu raised his voice to show that he was superior in aesthetics, but after looking at the basin carefully, he had a fragmentary impression, "Why did I buy this?"

Joaquin had an expression of "I knew you would forget it after you bought it", imitating his words: "You said give it to me, 'cultivate sentiment, purify the air, and you can also pose for pictures'."

"You can't even shoot me, I still have time to shoot it?" Thinking of all the stupid actions in the past, Min Qiu suspected that he was single for too long and had a psychopath, "They are all single dogs. Thing, lost it."

Joaquin wiped the cartoon landscape in the pot with a paper towel, and wiped out most of its original appearance: "Keep the pot, what else can you grow in the future? Throw it away and waste it."

"Throw them away if I say so." Min Qiu was unreasonable, "Why do you keep them? You only keep me, and you don't have time to serve others, and you don't even have time to water them. Do you understand?"

After saying this, he felt vaguely familiar.

But Joaquin just laughed when he heard that, carefully wiped the outer edge of the flower pot, moved to the garbage room, and wrote a note on it: If you need this pot, please take it yourself.

The ground, tables and chairs, glass, cooking utensils, tableware, bedding, etc., etc., Min Qiu has been busy for a long time and finally tidied up everything, which can be regarded as a full experience of Joaquin's previous labor.It's really hard for him to imagine that that small body can store so much energy. Could it be that there is some belief that supports Joaquin to unleash his potential again and again?

Naturally, one of the two bedrooms was useless. After taking a shower, Min Qiu waved: "Come here and lie down, how about the bed I made?"

Joaquin lay down next to him with dignity, rolled 180 degrees left and right, and commented sincerely: "It's very comfortable."

"Lie down if you feel comfortable. Later, when we go to another place and change to another bed, we will also lie down together." Min Qiu said, "You can do whatever you want, as long as it gets dark at night, we will be together That's enough. What do you say?"

"Ouch." Joaquin pushed him with disgust, expressing that he couldn't take it anymore.But after lying quietly for a while, Joaquin looked at the ceiling and asked, "Why not at night? You can lie down during the day too."

"..." Min Qiu's exhaustion was swept away, and a shooting star passed in front of him, "What else can I do during the day?"

"It's daytime." Joaquin turned over to him knowingly and interestingly, opened his arms, and gradually stroked his hands from his side to his waist, rubbing them gently on the metal belt buckle, "It's up to you."

According to the highest principle of entitlement accumulation, or in other words, based on the mutual respect between two people... There are some things that Min Qiu wants to... But whether to do it or not, to what extent...

Min Qiu raised his hips cooperatively, making it easier to remove the clothes, completely forgetting about the aggressive tone: "I, I, and I are taking a bath, do you want to?"

Can't be forced...

Hua Jingang rubbed affectionately on his chest and finished being intimate. He almost fell on him and laughed out of breath: "Don't ask me, okay?"

Min Qiu kept silent, and everything continued like a boat to the bridge and a car to the mountain.

However, before the car reaches the mountain, it needs to increase its horsepower to climb the slope, otherwise it is not so easy to climb to the top.After driving for a long winding mountain road, Min Qiu didn't know how to cheer, he rubbed his little shoulders and encouraged him: "Come on for a while, it's coming soon... be good."

"Hmm..." Joaquin's sweat wetted the bangs on his forehead, body fluid slowly flowed out from the corners of his mouth, and he didn't have time to wipe it off. He was so tired that he wanted to laugh, but he was afraid that his teeth would hurt his sweetheart, "Mmmmmmmmm."

Looking at the watery eyes, Min Qiu knew what he wanted to say: "Don't tell me 'only fast is not broken', I have only heard one sentence."

He couldn't help holding Joaquin's face in his hands, and gradually inserted his fingers into the soft curly hair——

"May it last forever."

The author has something to say: the text is over.All the doubts and doubts are in the episode (probably)

The extra chapter is about Spirit Sword and the first chapter is about Joaquin

Is there anything else that I forgot~~~~ If not, it will be these two chapters~

Thank you readers for your care and love in the past three months, bow~