I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

Like most adolescent boys, Minqiu has conversations with people he knows very well, and can communicate socially with people who are completely strangers. Feeling like every muscle in my face is out of control, I can't smile when I should, like a servile and flattering villain in a storybook... It feels really bad.

Right now, he is holding his mobile phone, facing the screen and repeatedly practicing his smile muscles: "Captain Bai, hello, I am the third child of the old Min's family in Changbai Mountain, do you remember..."

Although his father said that he had taken care of the mobile phone number when he left him, it was more than a year ago. If someone said "I don't remember", how embarrassing it would be?Besides, anyone in the official family can sit on the captain's position, so there must be a lot of offerings that are half-pushed and half-received. Has his father made arrangements for them?

Thinking of Hua Xiaojin asking "What about you?" with red eyes that day, and covering his mouth after asking, just not allowing him to tell how long he plans to be with him, he said calmly The appearance of "if you don't want to persist one day, just say it, it doesn't matter", Min Qiu's heart melted, let alone make a phone call, even if he visited him at home, he must go.

He raised his phone again, made a smile that was more like a sincere smile, and previewed: "Captain Bai, hello, hello, hello..."

After practicing more than a hundred times, Min Qiu dialed the phone.

The other party was a man in his 30s, who answered the phone and said, "Hello."

Min Qiu: "I am..."

When looking at the number, he always felt that he lacked confidence, even if the other party was in his place, he didn't know what kind of person he was?Is it professional, is he patient with his affairs, is it safe for him to come to consult with Joaquin?Don't be a sheep into a tiger's mouth.But when the other party’s voice sounded, listening to the calm and capable voice coming from the microphone, it was neither glib nor pretentious. Immortal", Min Qiu's false smile that had been maintained for more than half an hour suddenly collapsed, and Hua Xiaojin's wet eyes came to his heart - he really couldn't look at that look for a second time, even if he took one more look, he would have a heart attack clogged.

He didn't know where the tone he had prepared to make connections and be friendly, so he could only stand on the podium to give a stage report word by word: "Captain Bai, hello, I am the third child of the old Min's family in Changbai Mountain. How about you?" remember?"

The other party paused for a moment, and then quickly replied: "I remember. I'm on a business trip, so just speak up if you have anything to say."

Min Qiu was worried that the inappropriate time of contact would affect the effectiveness of the consultation: "Are you busy now? How about we talk about it when you come back?"

"It's okay, Xiao Min, you talk first." Captain Bai said, "You must have something to do when you specifically called, so don't be too polite. If you can solve it, I'll ask someone else to help you first. If you can't, just wait until I go back."

He didn't speak sloppily at all, but he treated Min Qiu patiently and kindly like an elder treats a junior.For a moment, Min Qiu didn't care about how old this person was, and called him "Little Min": "That's right, Captain Bai, I have never tampered with it, but I don't know why, my ensuing card seems to be a little bit different." Similarly, after I formed a contract with someone, there was no change in the middle of a year, but now the value of our friendship increases when we hold hands, and it also increases when we eat together...Anyway, it increases when we do anything."

Every day before going to bed, Min Qiu and Hua Jin felt that it was only natural to wake up, but they were really embarrassed to tell outsiders.

After listening to Captain Bai: "Well, isn't this very good?"

"It's good?" Min Qiu's heart turned cold, as if he went to the doctor for an illness, but the doctor couldn't see the problem, and even praised him as "the young man is in good health". Accumulated in this way? Will there be any problems in going through the formalities after accumulating in this way?"

Captain Bai lowered his voice and spoke in a hurry: "I'll send you an official account, please pay attention to it, take a look at the contents first, and ask you about the specific situation after I go back."

Min Qiu: "..."

Why do these agencies also scan codes?Will you also push wireless shopping like "the hottest this autumn"?

Min Qiu had no choice but to reply, "Okay, then send it to me."

It was an unremarkable official account with a very vague name, and it looked like a low-quality and outdated advertising platform. Considering the particularity of the audience, it was understandable.As soon as I paid attention, the official account automatically sent a message: "Benefactor, follow the reason to ask the heart, and only those who have the heart can form the cause; belong to each other, and the heart belongs to each other. Although life and death are separated, the mind cannot be changed. With this perseverance , but go on the road ahead, let the world change, and you will know where you will meet."

These few words were like an invisible hand, grabbing Min Qiu's heart in an instant. He seemed to see through the screen that he was wearing a long gown, walking like an ascetic on mountains, lakes, ice and snow, or boundless grasslands. Or in the vast desert, thousands of scenery are not in his eyes, he just closes his eyes to sense the direction of the next life of the bonded person... This is another experience beyond love and dearness, and one needs to perceive the world first , and then you can search for the news brought by Qingfeng and Flowing Water, that is to say, the next life of the person who wants to find the bond is definitely not just relying on the success of the bond, swiping a card, getting an address, and going to find it.

One word awakened the dreamer, coupled with some fancy official account avatars, these words have a sense of mystery of "the mountain is not high, there is a fairy, there is a name", Min Qiu immediately set a pin and update reminder on the phone , as if I got a map guide to break through the maze.

There are several sections below, namely "Administrative Measures for World-related Demons & Demons (latest version)", "Regulations on Additional Entry-Exit Procedures and Penalties for Violations", "Principles of Entitlement Card Accumulation", "Tips for Entitlement Value Accumulation" Scholars" and so on.Holding the phone in his hand, Min Qiu started with the general principles of accumulation, studied it for a while, and gained a lot. At this time, he realized that people who share the same mind can accumulate even if they simply look at each other and smile, not to mention eating and sleeping. , Tell a story, what's more, you don't have to do anything deliberately to grow.On the contrary, if you encounter breakups, quarrels, etc., there will be correspondingly reduced punishments, so I added a sentence at the end: It is not easy to meet by fate, don’t get angry if you tear down the walls and blow up the house.

This official account is not only for answering questions, but also for Min Qiu, it can be said to be enlightening and give advice, but it is not suitable to show it to Hua Jin now, the first thing he thinks of is to share this new discovery with his elder brother.

But thinking about it again, his elder brother just said to let him take care of himself all day long, and he didn't have a partner to form a bond with. It's useless to look at these, maybe he thinks he's annoying, and he needs to be reprimanded—although the elder brother is indeed his own elder brother Well, but no one likes to be scolded for nothing, Min Qiu thought about it, he was in such a good mood today, so he decided not to scold him.

After reading the principles, he must read the "tips" below, and inadvertently drank bowl after bowl of chicken soup, including "A Cup of Warm Tea in Winter", "Waiting for No Regrets on a Rainy Night" and other tear-jerking articles , I bought the "emotions are always in the thermos cup" and "the growth weapon of grace and umbrella" at the bottom of the page.Jumping to the payment interface, the seller's name is "Bai*tu". He didn't have time to pay attention, but after paying, he stared at the 288 yuan umbrella and felt familiar, as if the 28.8 promotional money in the school supermarket looked like this.

But Min Qiu told himself in his heart, can those who have been consecrated and those who have not been consecrated be the same?For example, the thousands of yuan jade pendant he bought, although it looks ordinary in quality, but the product introduction was consecrated by Nine Heavens Jade Rabbit himself, and it was swept by Yuelao's red line. Can it be the same as the one in the ten yuan store?You get what you pay for, it must be different.

After the money was spent, Min Qiu was very down-to-earth, and began to study the strategy more devoutly than the college entrance examination.

"Ah-ah-"

At night, as if he had been greatly wronged and stopped the sedan chair of Master Qingtian to call for grievances, he lay on his back on Joaquin's bed and opened his voice high and low, his chest humming and numb from his own shock: "Ah—so sleepy Ah, I'm so sleepy, I really want to sleep, why don't you sleep!"

Joaquin sat in front of the computer and quickly tapped the calculator: "5 minutes, and then shut down in 5 minutes."

"Ah-ah-!" Min Qiu still chanted and howled dissatisfiedly.

"Here we come!" Joaquin finally settled the bill, and just about to get up and sit back, "Oh, wait a minute, my classmate will send me a voice."

This dry lady has nothing to do, right?

Min Qiu was angry—why there is still something to talk about in the middle of the night?It's ten o'clock, shouldn't you go to bed first?What can't be discussed tomorrow?

Joaquin was wearing the newly purchased earphones——Min Qiu thought that the earphones would be broken if they were broken, and it would be better not to buy them, because it would be convenient for him to hear what Joaquin was talking to others, but for some reason, he couldn’t stop Joaquin with all kinds of obstacles I paid with my little hand in the blink of an eye, and I just bought a pair.Joaquin listened quietly for a while, then suddenly said in shock: "What? What did Yuan Mingyang say?"

Min Qiu's ears perked up——Hua Xiaojin has always been calm when dealing with games, and when talking and laughing, thousands of troops are wiped out. What can make him so eager?Could it be that the spirit sword jumped into the river?What does this have to do with his elder brother?His elder brother pushed him into the water?

"He lays, lays the floor? Is it tiles?" Joaquin coughed lightly, "Ah...the sixth floor, it's quite tiring, don't call him, tell him to continue to sleep. Do you know about the wind injury? ?”

Min Qiu: "..."

Does his eldest brother think that decorating by himself is more fun than playing a game of siege?

"Okay, I really can't blame you, I didn't even think of it." Joaquin said awkwardly, "Why don't you tell Fengshang first, it's easier to be happy if you don't know anything, Fengshang's psychology is relatively fragile, it's not suitable for you to know These things."

It has been two days since Fengguo brought a small group of people to Tiandu, and Minqiu went online to see it once. The same reincarnation, how come "psychological fragility"?

"I think we should ask Qiu Zangtian first. After all, the main conflict of Lingjian is still against him." Joaquin frowned maturely, and said in a deep thought, "It depends on what he plans to do."

Min Qiu immediately sat up.

Joaquin sighed, and tapped the mouse on the desktop: "Hey, where did that kid Qiu Zangtian go? I haven't seen him pulling monsters behind me in the past few days."

Inspired by the official account, Min Qiu felt that we should give life a little surprise to enhance the relationship. He adjusted his body with his hands and feet, climbed to the end of the bed and lay down in a magnificent posture, and said softly, "What are you looking for?" I?"

Joaquin turned around blankly: "Huh?"

Min Qiu pulled the thin quilt lightly, wrapped himself in a vague way, and winked at the mottled computer screen light: "Aren't you looking for Qiu Zangtian? Come on, I am Qiu Zangtian. "

Joaquin: "..."

Seeing that Hua Xiaojin was tongue-tied, Min Qiu was very satisfied, and a small person in his heart laughed and rubbed his hands—his golden big size finally brought him the desired effect, and even a master like Hua Jin Be overwhelmed and overwhelmed.

"I mean," he stroked his hair back smartly, "I, I am that swordsman, Qiu Zangtian. He is also my eldest brother."

After finishing speaking, he hooked the corners of his lips evilly and frantically, and self-evaluated that the effect was very, very good.