I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

One day, Qin Zhen sent me an exclamation point that could build a Great Wall: "What are you doing!"

"What's wrong with me?" I was at a loss, "Did I charge the wrong money again?"

"No. I know that the money on the account of the shopkeeper is yours, but can you not use the shopkeeper's account to buy things directly?" Qin Zhen said, "Just buy it, can you not be anonymous? 'Romantic Princess Pink Girl Apron' What is it? Why are you buying this?"

I:"……"

It's hard to say.

If there is anyone who can see a piece of clothing and recall the entire mental journey of buying it, then I am that kind of person.On the one hand, it’s because I don’t buy many clothes, and I can count how many pieces I bought throughout the year. On the other hand, this “clothes” left a deep impression on me.

Since I moved out, the time I can go online is more stable than when I was at home. I really can’t see Qin Zhen who can’t even sleep and has a full beard——I have to patrol the map every two or three hours to find the mission boss to kill in advance, and even Sometimes I have to get up in fear every hour or so. Who can bear it for a long time?So when I can go online, I try to ask him to rest.That night, the agreed on-duty time had passed, and I couldn't bear to call Qin Zhen to wake him up. I was dozing off while reading a book, waiting for the next refresh time, when I suddenly received a list asking someone to I will do the task of God's favorite ancient times.

I predicted the map where the next BOSS will appear, and drove the boss number early.

There are other people waiting nearby, probably held back by this task for a long time, cursing in the nearby channel full of anger—unless it is necessary, it is the duty of power leveling to go to the boss account and not to cause extra trouble for the boss. I hid under a tree and kept silent, and my figure loomed with the wind and grass.

My hand is still clutching the book meaninglessly—when I read a book when I am extremely sleepy, I have a feeling of "I don't know someone". Some content that needs to be explained in detail in the reference book, and even before turning to the corresponding page number, I forgot what I was trying to explain just now, and I can’t read it at all, not to mention that the boss keeps asking things based on the principle of making the best use of everything. Ask Xi - his number is also an assassin, the level of equipment is average, and this is only his first divine pet on hand.I took a look at his various values ​​and knew that he had just played for a while, and he didn’t know much about everything. I wanted to find a patient and understanding person to explain clearly to him. It’s best to tell him something little-known by the way. The secret trick.

Although there was nothing wrong with what he did, I was in a bad mood when I saw the bunch of questions he asked that were unclear and ambitious, and it was difficult to move forward with ambition. To marry love or to marry bread", I feel that my reply to him "It's too early for you to think about this" is superfluous.

I can't read the book anymore, but I don't want to do free consultation for him either. It's not because I'm "snobbish", it's just that I don't have eyes for him.

I don't like people who have a strong purpose in every action, talk and do things for a reason, or have a too aggressive personality. It makes me feel like I am about to be forced to be the "everything" of someone else's "successful success". Bone”—out of a sense of self-preservation, I would feel very insecure.In contrast, I prefer the slow-flowing communication like a water town in the south of the Yangtze River, neither fast nor slow, aimless, humming nursery rhymes while eating fruit, and occasionally accidentally, the boat rubs against the stones on the shore on the narrow road. Along, let out a small exclamation, and will soon be brought back to the center of the waterway by the current, and everyone will continue to sing and sing.

In the final analysis, "getting along" together must first be harmonious and comfortable when getting along with each other, and the second is the theme of getting along.

For example, Qin Zhen and I, I know what he is doing, but as long as he can justify his own statement, I am willing to turn a blind eye and help the evildoer.I once suggested that he shouldn’t just beat one person, but try to spread the rain and dew evenly, and strive to bloom everywhere, but he sent a picture, which is a photo of the shining door of a well-known hotel—according to reliable sources, Qing Cang The "wine barrel" of the family is the largest shareholder of a branch of this hotel in a coastal city. In recent years, due to poor health after undergoing surgery, he stayed at home to play games to avoid socializing, and his annual income was about eight or nine zeros.

what can I say?Qin Zhen could only reply "Go, fuck him".

Like me and the big guy again.To be honest, the world of the game is so wonderful - just say that a certain game may have some shortcomings, but I have played eighty if not a hundred games, and each draws on its strengths to complement each other. My own spiritual world has long been detached "Basic clothing, food, housing, and transportation" are such low-level interests in the flesh.But who knows, he just has the ability to drag me down the quagmire again?

Going shopping, he insisted on giving me enough clothes for a boy majoring in science to wear two and a half seasons in a year. The unit price is not much, but the sum is more than one month’s rent for me. I tear up the receipt and cut the label, and my face is sullen. Throwing it into my arms from a distance, so that when I opened the closet, I could see him picking out clothes for me;

When it’s time to eat, he orders takeaway. Whether it’s lunch, dinner or supper, there’s always a portion for me. No matter which box you pick up, there’s meat when you open it—meat means it’s expensive, and it’s hard to beat his kindness if you eat it every day. Takeaway is one hundred yuan;

Needless to say, the residential environment has entered the petty bourgeoisie level in advance, and even the curtains of the bay windows are double-layered—one layer is heavy-duty embroidered snow cloth, which is insulated and fire-resistant, and the X-rays generated by the high-speed movement of electrons bombarding the anode target surface can penetrate through. ; a layer of light and soft white gauze, when the wind blows, it will fly eight feet away, even if the window is closed, it will reluctantly shake its soft tail.

Every time I go to and from school, I will walk side by side with a big man who is good enough to raise the average level of the whole school, either on the tree-lined avenue of the century-old school, or on the rockery fountain in the newly built residential area next to the view...

Such a good day actually found me?I can only understand that I am a young man with the aura of the protagonist, chosen by fate.

But... the big guy seems to be too kind to me, so nice that he cares about my health in every detail from beginning to end every day.Sometimes I faced him and listened to him, and I didn’t notice it in time when I ate strawberries, grass, mulberry, and watermelon.

This kind of goodness is not narrow, not obtrusive, does not make people feel the slightest abnormality, and does not worry about whether there are hidden traps and traps.In addition, it is such a person who comes to ask—every time he sees me, he jumps over and sits beside me with joy, I naturally find it interesting and happy, but he will jump suddenly for no reason as if frightened Open, as if there was an invisible kindergarten teacher standing behind us, commanding him: "Little Minqiu, you can't sit in this seat!"

I don't quite understand.

I searched for information from his eyes, only to see that he was like a small animal locked in a glass bottle, throwing himself on the wall of the glass with all his strength—the person was right in front of my eyes, but he was separated from me by a layer of sight Obstacles that are invisible but tangible.I don't know what that obstacle is, but I can vaguely feel that he who is locked in it makes people feel very pitiful.

The assassin boss asked a few more questions, just remembering which one to ask, seeing that I didn't reply, he added: "Are you busy?"

"Have time" is always a relative value. I can squeeze out time for the things I want to do, and I am tight with time for the things I don't want to do.I posted a crying emoji and tweeted, "Boss, I'm too busy to grow eight claws. I don't know what you asked!"

"Aren't you able to take all the orders? I thought you knew everything." The boss was very disappointed, "Can you pass the task of God's pet? If you can't pass it, tell me earlier, I will go up and grab the boss myself, don't waste it I time."

Me: "Yes, yes, this is definitely possible, there is a little skill. Boss, you don't even have to ask this, right? We rely on this for a living, and the boss will give us a way to survive!"

——In front of unimportant people, I don’t have any psychological burden of selling miserably or crying poor. In front of acquaintances, I feel that everything is normal when I am struggling and living on my own.Occasionally, I would look in the mirror and think, will there ever be a day when I will meet a person, wishing that he would see me as an invincible and peerless hero every minute and every second?

The assassin boss replied, with a very different tone from before: "Then hurry up, waste my time and still not get it, I will not give a good review."

It is said that masters are perverse, moody, defiant, and difficult to get along with. Only as a master can I understand the loneliness.Facing this kind of double-faced person, once or twice is enough, and after years of being treated like ice and fire, who can not be trained to have a hard-hearted heart that sees through the world of mortals?

Me: "Yeah, I know, I know! Boss, I'll be busy for a while!"

I opened the shopping website based on the store entrance on the customer service account - I just don't read books, I just wander around to pass the time, and my mood is better than chatting with the wrong person.The front page is full of beautiful things, and I didn’t have anything to buy. I entered a cosplay area at three o’clock and two at random, and saw the apron at a glance.

The decoration of other people's shops is much more exquisite than that of Qin Zhen. There are gurgling pink bubbles, and the home page automatically plays the new song of the girl group. ——He bought my bed sheets for me, but after unpacking, he seemed to like those pink rabbit radishes more than I did. It's as if I want to go back.

The style of this apron and the bed sheet are similar, and the charm is beyond form.The customer service responded to my question professionally: "Sorry, there is no XXXL for this model, only the size below 165cm."

I was so sleepy that I stopped thinking and mechanically repeated what the customer service said: "165cm?"

Customer service: "Well, yes. Although this style is not limited to bust and waist circumference, it doesn't feel right for people with a height of more than 180cm to wear it! For size L, the maximum height can only be about 170cm, which is thinner It may be a little shorter for people who wear it, but it’s still very cute. Buy it and get a two-dimensional super three-dimensional bow tie guide, including teaching bags!”

Me: "Oh, there are people with 1.7 meters on my side."

After paying the payment, the alarm clock on my mobile phone rang for the first time. Without thinking, I switched back to the game and started the indiscriminate attack mode. Ye slightly paddled towards the center of the lake, and won the first prize before the rest of them could react.

Everyone didn't know that the BOSS belonged to them. For a while, all the knives, guns, sticks, axes, axes and forks fell on the monster. How could the small BOSS, which usually only takes 10 minutes to kill alone, withstand such ruthless damage?Before I landed, it fell into the water with a crash, and the task said "Completed".

One drop at a time, like a frightened geese, off-line, delivery, and delivery.

After the task was completed, I was in a particularly good mood. Maybe it was because the extra money was earned smoothly?Or because the money just spent was credited back?

Qin Zhen reproduced the scene after listening to me, and his focus was completely opposite to mine: "So, you buy this and give it to a boy?"

I shook my head and smiled, "Of course it's impossible, how could it be?"

Qin Zhen: "Then where did you put the ones you bought?"

Oh, the answer to this question is obvious, but unspeakable—the big man really likes this apron. When I first saw it, I smiled so much that I could directly see his first premolars. Then he shook his head and stared at me solemnly. He told me not to wear these weird things, and scolded me for "what I look like" in a contemptuous tone, but he stared at me intently when I undid the tie with my backhand.

Some things were natural in the situation at the time, and it was very interesting with the big man's expression, but it was weird and shameful to repeat it after the incident, even with a familiar partner like Qin Zhen, I was not easy to speak.I thought of a topic he was interested in: "I have Shura medicine in my trumpet, I don't need it anyway, so you can take it."

"Oh oh oh, ok, I'll go up and get it now." A box of special medicinal materials in the Shura battlefield is at least 5 yuan or more. Qin Zhen is indispensable if he wants to brush up the rankings and block points, so he immediately logged into my Little Assassin account, " So many medicines? And this season's new outfit? Where did you get the good stuff?"

These were given by the little swordsman who picked them up from the cliff.I just met him a few days ago, he suddenly became golden without any fermentation process, as if the money couldn't stay in his pocket, he stuck it on his body with all his strength, made a suit of equipment exactly like the Spirit Sword, and bought it The wine barrel was forced by Qin Zhen to replace the shield that had just been replaced, and even bought the snow unicorn chariot that I thought Spirit Sword would never sell.Every time he only asks me if he has a problem, he pays the tuition first, but he doesn’t even ask me about the southeast and northwest—this way, there are few words and few things. students, which master doesn't like it?

When I said this, Qin Zhen thought for a moment and asked seriously: "Isn't this just being taken advantage of?"

I:"……"

Qin Zhen: "As promised, 'Don't forget each other when we are rich'——Does his family have any brothers and sisters? Come and play games together, introduce them to me, and I will play with him."

"...Don't tell me, there really are." I remembered what the little swordsman once said, "He said that he and 'Yuanmingyang' belonged to the same family. I don't know if it's true or not."

"Is it the one who is scolded every day on the forum?" Qin Zhen raised his voice with a K, "Bring him here!"