I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

The big man is worthy of his well-developed limbs, and was transferred to the first square a few days before the freshman parade to serve as the facade of our department.

However, problems soon followed—he changed an instructor, and this instructor was a little higher than the others among the instructors, so the requirements were extraordinarily strict, and his temper was very hard to speak. On the first day When we assembled, he took off the big man's hat with his own hands, and with his hairstyle as a representative, he preached to everyone for half an hour and ordered him to make rectification that night.

The big guy used to pull up the curtain of his hair before putting on his camouflage cap, and when he took off his cap after training, he had to swipe his hands like washing his hair outside the restaurant.After the hair is reversely bent, it is not easy to recover unless it is exposed to water, so the big guy who eats every day looks like he just came back from the car.

In fact, boys are not too picky about this kind of thing, and they can tolerate it if there is no hygiene problem, and everyone is more embarrassed during military training, and they can understand each other, so he is not so conspicuous in our phalanx. As soon as he is pulled in front of people, it’s terrible, there are men and women, and he doesn’t do anything else, it’s all up to him—fortunately, he’s gotten acquainted with the people in the dormitory recently, and he’s able to joke a little bit, otherwise It's not a joke, it really wipes the neck.

There is another boy in our dormitory who is also in the first phalanx. He came back and gave us a good pass to spread the word.

The big man covered his face while bathing in the reenactment of the scene. I was afraid that he would be overwhelmed or give up on himself, so I patted his back and comforted him constantly: "It's okay, it's not that serious."

"I don't want to cut..." the big man protested feebly in a low voice.

Of course, his subjective wishes are meaningless.In such a key university that actively responds to the national science and education strategy, fully implements the education policy, and vigorously promotes quality education, all students must pay attention to patriotism, progress, and work hard. Activities such as military training that improve students’ political awareness, the team’s honor undoubtedly goes far. Far above the length of a person's hair, no one can be an exception.

Besides, the hair of the big man is indeed a bit long, and it is quite obvious when he wears a hat, especially the bangs and the back of the neck, which are independent of the hairstyle and are very long.I know that he used it to block his sight habitually, thinking that others would not be able to see him if his bangs blocked his eyes-I have seriously reminded him many times about this point, even if you have long bangs and walk aside, the oncoming classmates I can also see you, you really should say hello to someone, even if it's just a casual gesture and nod.

I asked with concern: "Who cut your hair for you?"

The big man couldn't help but feel sad: "My elder brother took me to get a haircut before I came to school. It's the best hair salon in our area."

Thinking of his hometown where the map was magnified a thousand times and couldn’t find the little red dot, I understood—Master Wang at the entrance of the village, the weight of cutting depends on when the cigarette in his mouth should be ash, and the big ones can escape His knack for ecstasy, firework hot firework is really a bit of luck.

I stroked the hair behind his ear, and whispered for him: "It's all his fault, you were scolded."

The big man is very responsible: "It's not bad, I showed him the magazine myself."

That's even more terrifying.The hairstyles of the models in the magazines are not cut at one time. Before the photo is taken, the stylist has to go up and take care of each one carefully to achieve the effect. Originally, Master Wang didn’t have any new ideas. When he was inspired by the picture book, the sky thundered in an instant. The fire is stirred, and the old and new ideas collide fiercely-when the technology is not enough to support the dream, such a tragedy of adolescence is caused.

Looking at the scene of the tragedy, I patted his shoulder painfully: "Go, I'll take you to cut it."

There is a barber shop on campus, which was originally set up for "convenience to the people". It is not a problem for ten yuan to push hair for science boys.The big guy saw the front of the door very agitated from a distance, he just dragged me into the milk tea shop, and got into the booth at the farthest corner: "Tell me first, you want him to cut it for me. What is it like?"

I lifted his bangs and wanted to make gestures, but the big guy immediately dodged back reflexively: "It's none of this business, I won't be able to see the front when I button up the hat, so you can tell me how much to cut in the back."

"Are you stupid?" I laughed at him, "Could it be that you only cut the back but not the front? What does that look like?"

Imagine if the big man covered his bangs every time he cut his hair, I laughed more happily, and the corners of his mouth turned down more and more, so he leaned forward reluctantly, and had to let I do field research.

I lifted his hair to reveal his eyes, eyebrows, and forehead.

Those eyes flickered uneasily, filled with the warm lights in the milk tea shop, and looked at me pitifully: "Where do you want to cut it?"

His "generous devotion to righteousness" appearance... is a bit obedient.

"It's all cut." I said, "It looks good."

The big man was vigilant: "No, you lied to me."

Me: "I didn't lie to you."

I am really the most wronged person in the world. Which word in that sentence just now is not my truth?

"Oh is that so?" The big man smiled shyly, and then sullenly said, "Don't worry, don't worry, what time is it...it's only 8 o'clock! The door closes at 11 o'clock, let me think about it again." .By the way, what kind of cut did you say just now? You can draw it for me again."

I took a sip of pearl milk tea, spit out a "pearl" on the table, and pointed to it: "Hey, that's it, don't think about it, let's go. Sister, please give me a packing bag!"

The big man knew in his heart that he would not be able to keep his hair today, and it was imperative to "behead" in front of the collective honor, and the resistance was thunderous and rainy.The barber didn't know the secret, so he shaved him like an old herdsman who had raised sheep for 30 years, three times and five divisions: "Ten yuan."

The big guy and I walked on the campus under the night.

Walking on this road during the day, I wish the trees on the side of the road could grow a few more leaves to block the sunlight more thoroughly, and it would be better to block the heat from the canopy of the trees. If I walk this road at night, I want to stand on tiptoe Reaching out and pushing aside those branches, with a ray of hoarfrost, I can see the faces of the people around me clearly.

Under the faint moonlight, a certain person's silhouette became more three-dimensional and deep, with a faint gleam in his eyes, he called me softly: "Little Joaquin..."

I'm used to this address: "Yeah."

The big man was obviously cut off from his hair, but he acted as if his clothes had been ripped off. He asked timidly, "Is it cooling down? Why do I feel so cold?"

"It didn't fall." I tried not to laugh too loudly, "It's because your hair is short, the air flow on the surface of the object is fast, and the heat is dissipated quickly."

The big man raised his hand and touched his head.

The barber has no grudges against him, and the haircut is clean and neat, without merit or fault. It is not as exaggerated as the "pearl" I described, but it is a little bit more sympathetic-a well-behaved man will not become a dark history that will be unbearable in the future. Hairstyle is the greatest kindness that the school barber shop can give him.

"Here, here," the big man used two hands to test the reaction force of the hair on both sides, "have you cut it crooked for me?"

I said sincerely, "It's not crooked, it's very nice to show your forehead."

Without those extravagant decorations, his whole appearance has changed.This look was revealed through the new hairstyle, but the grade is higher than the simplicity of this hairstyle, just like the fish eyes and pearls placed in the same box, they are also divided into grades, to put it bluntly, it is look at the face.

I have said so, but he still has no idea, asking me this and that all the way, and kept calling my name, Xiao Huajin, Hua Xiaojin...

"Wait." I stopped not far from the dormitory building, and politely discussed with him, "Why did you ask me to add a small letter? I'm not young, I'm older than you."

The big man took the time out of all kinds of entanglements to smile at me, the meaning of his eyes may be: taste yourself.

I:"……"

"I call you Hua Xiaojin, you can call me something." The big man suddenly opened his tongue, and he couldn't speak clearly, "Why don't you think about it too."

Me: "Min Daqiu?"

The big guy bumped into me with his body: "Hey, it's so ugly."

Me: "...Da Minqiu? This is even worse. What do you want to call it?"

"Hmm," the big man took himself as the axis, shaking his arms hanging on both sides, "hmm."

Me: "...what are you talking about?"

The big man's feet scrambled against the edge of the stone steps, and I seemed to see that the stone steps were becoming smoother and smoother like the steps I had slipped and slipped in weightlessness.From this step up, there are more than 20 steps to reach the main road downstairs of the dormitory. There are a few couples sporadically on this small road, holding hands as if they have never been separated, and their eyes are facing each other. Shaking her own girl.

I was relieved: "Daqiu?"

The big guy slapped me, his hand looked heavy, but when it landed on me, it was as light as nothing: "Hmm."

Me: "Daqiuqiu?"

"Hey," he seemed to have heard a fixed spell, and froze for a second, then he broke through the confinement and opened his arms towards me, closing his eyes, "Hua Xiaojin..."

I hurriedly stopped his approaching embrace: "What are you doing?"

The big man whispered shyly: "Why don't you do it, let me give you a hug."

"Are you crazy?" I opened my eyes and looked around, but fortunately, everyone around me was immersed in their own world, "Why are you hugging me?"

The big man justified his argument, and only had to produce evidence: "Didn't I hug him in the electronic reading room that day...Everyone hugs here, just give it a shot."

"..." Me: "Nervous."

There is such a huge difference between these three, how can they be equated?

The corridors of the dormitory building are bustling with people going up and down to fetch water, walking around the streets, and chatting against the walls.As soon as the big guy passed by, a familiar classmate whistled at him: "Where did you cut your hair?"

The big man smiled shyly: "Over there at the supermarket."

I laughed in my heart when I heard this—it has nothing to do with where the hair was cut. The same craftsman carves different materials, and the finished products are quite different. What's the use of knowing where the hair is cut?

Another person who was transferred to the same phalanx as him looked him up and said, "I'm much more energetic."

"Thank you." The big man nodded slightly, subtly and reservedly.

Only then did I realize that I had taught him wrong in the past.

Big guys don't need to exaggerate nodding or waving like some people, pile up vulgar smiles, and make fake greetings-those are superficial communicative dealings, those who make people smile insincerely, and those who get it Don't take it seriously, this kind of interpersonal communication is forgettable, it is unavoidable to be inferior, more like a neighbor who is half-baked but has lived in the neighborhood for a long time, pulling the muscles when he is ruthless.

The big man is different from them, his eyes seem to move, the corners of his lips seem to be affectionate, nodding is a greeting.

——It turned out that his bangs were not to block himself, but to avoid hurting innocent people.

so cool.

When passing by the dormitory next door, a few people happened to come out, and one of them, who was about the same height as him, patted him on the shoulder easily: "You are quite handsome."

I stood a few steps away from him, but I felt alienated from the screen. I don’t know if the way they greet each other is too far away from me, or...a kind of him suddenly no longer belongs to me. I haven't adjusted to the gap of people.

The door of the bedroom was locked, and the big man quickly opened the lock, let me in and put the latch on the door a second later, ran to the half-length mirror on the balcony, looked left and right, and asked me without reserve: "I'm handsome." oh, am I handsome?"

"..." Me: "Handsome, keep your voice down, the neighbor heard you."

"Tsk," the big man turned back and forth in front of the mirror, "it's a bit short here, it would be more handsome if it was longer...isn't it?"

What is more difficult to adjust than the gap is the contrast between the former and the latter. I calmed down and said, "Yes."

"Did you see what I said? You looked at me and said, but you didn't even look at me." The big man was extremely dissatisfied with my prevarication, "Look at me, here, and here, here."

It's a pity that he only has one head, it's not enough for his analysis.

I patiently "looked" at him within the range of his sight: "Yes, yes, they are all handsome."

The big one: "What about here? Here, next time you cut my hair, please help me keep an eye on it..."

Tomorrow I have military training, my clothes are not washed, my shoes are not dry, and there are other things I did not do, but I can't think of it for a while.I only know that as soon as I turn around, he will knock on the balcony door frame in grief and indignation: You don't even look at me and say, are you perfunctory to me?

I moved a stool, sat down next to the mirror facing him, and just stared at him without doing anything: "Okay, next time I cut my hair, I'll help you stare."

The big man realized his wish after looking in the mirror for half a night, and climbed onto the bed and lay down peacefully: "Ah, after cutting my hair, it seems that even the wind from the fan is blowing. Hua Xiaojin, take a picture for me."

I got down from his bed with a basin and picked it up: "How can I shoot this? I can only shoot when you come down."

"That kind of magazine street shooting, I pretended to be lying on the bed," the big man framed a frame with his hands, and gestured, "It seems to be a casual shot, but the actual effect can achieve the effect of a staged shot, and then the next Writers of titles and summaries—what do you say I should write my photos?"

Me: "Little Prince in Building No. [-]?"

"Oops!" The big guy picked up a bag of snacks from the bedside hanging bag and threw it at me—fortunately, I was quick, and it hit the table behind me with a "bang", flying the food on the table. Countless fragments, the strength is comparable to kicking a gymnasium and smashing a field.

The big man: "Hey, don't say that when they come back later, I'm really embarrassed."

Me: "...um."

Not only this time, but there seemed to be a lot of conversations between us, which were not easy to say in front of others, even classmates who shared the same bed.

The big one: "This doesn't seem very good. It sounds too delicate, and I'm not delicate, am I? Think again, I'll pick and choose."

Me: "The light of the clinical department?"

"I hate you." The big man took out another bag of something, twisted his body like throwing a discus, and threw it towards me with energy.

I saw the lessons learned from the past and was wary. I stopped it with my chest upright like catching a football, and hugged it with both hands... This package of beef jerky weighs half a catty, the original flavor, the vacuum-packed corners are thick, It hurts to be hit suddenly.

So much so that I was in a trance, and I felt like my soul was out of my body.