go away, twoleg

Regarding the matter of waking up in the man's arms, Xiaomi was perplexed. After he crawled out of the man's arms, he began to silently look at the man.

Short jet black hair, messy and stylish, eyes closed, long eyelashes slightly curled, the man breathes evenly, his chest rises and falls slightly.The sky was bright, and there was a window behind the man, and the pale yellow sunlight shone in, acting as his background board.

The man's eyelashes trembled slightly, his green eyes slowly opened, and his voice was hoarse: "Hey, what are you looking at, huh?"

It's so beautiful even after sleeping, Xiaomi was stunned unconsciously.

"Don't talk, huh?"

Xiaomi couldn't help but rolled his eyes, if I really said something, you wouldn't be scared to death.

After the man got up, he sat on the bed for a while before getting out of bed to wash.

"Buzzing" the phone on the bedside table vibrated.

Seeing that the man was still busy, Xiaomi went over to have a look.

"If you are on vacation, please play with him more."

is a message.

Which little fairy is this playing with?

Xiaomi tapped the screen with his paw, and it was displayed that a password was required.

He pressed his paw on the home button, and with a click, the phone was unlocked.

"..." I'm just trying it out, is the phone's recognition really okay?

Xiaomi glanced at the direction the man was in, made sure he hadn't noticed, and clicked on the message with his paw.

I just accidentally saw this message, just to care about the owner's love life, not to spy on other people's privacy.Xiaomi worked hard to get rid of the discomfort in his heart, which he attributed to the pet's possessiveness towards the owner.

The words Mama Mao came into view.

Is that goblin's mother?

Xiaomi clicks on the address book to search for other information.

Who is that goblin? ? ? ! ! !

A man's mobile phone looks ordinary, but it is unexpectedly suitable for kittens' paws. Xiaomi secretly gave the mobile phone manufacturer a thumbs up. It is really a must-have product for home travel and universal pets.

The notes in the address book are all directly marked with the name, except for the three with different painting styles-Mama Mao, Papa Mao, and Xiaoguai.

This "little boy" must be the little goblin.

Just as Xiaomi was about to turn it on, he heard a man's voice behind him.He hastily turned off the screen and moved away from the phone.

"Xiaomi, let's go have breakfast."

Xiaomi took the initiative to jump into the man's arms: "Meow—" Hurry up.

The man picked up the phone, saw the text message, and called back without hesitation!

Meow, how much do you care about this little fairy? !

Xiaomi bit the man's chin as if venting his anger.

"Hey, don't make trouble." The man pinched him with one hand and the phone with the other: "Hello, Mom, I'm Miao Nu."

Even my mother called!Is it time to talk about marriage?

Xiaomi's fur exploded: "Meow!" Don't call me "good boy"!

On the other side of the phone, I heard a cat meowing, and I don't know what the man said. The man put the phone to Xiaomi's ear: "Come on, have a few words with mom."

Even the cats you raise have to call each other mother!

She was actually reduced to a dowry product!

Xiaomi let out a cry of grief and indignation, and then heard a female voice over there say, "What's wrong with Xiaomi? Why are you unhappy?"

"Meow—" I won't tell you.

There was a pause, and then he lowered his voice and said, "Xiaomi, if you have any difficulties, you must tell your mother. Did Miao Nu bully you? Be good, don't be afraid, tell mom, she will help you. "

Millet:"???"

The other side continued to talk: "Mom can't help it, we are too busy here, and you are in a special period, we don't have time to take care of you, so we have to entrust you to your brother Miao..."

Xiaomi: "..." So, in fact, I was just fostered?

Not even the main palace, sosad.

Who is that "little boy"?

Xiaomi couldn't help feeling uncomfortable, and didn't even eat much for breakfast.

After breakfast, the man suddenly came over and tapped Xiaomi's nose lightly: "I almost forgot, good morning kiss."

Xiaomi: "..." His stomach churned, and with a "meow", he slapped him away.

Go away, I'm going to spit out breakfast!

"What's the matter?" Miao Nu's voice was very distressed, "Isn't breakfast delicious? You don't seem to eat much today?"

After breakfast, Miao Nu started cleaning the house.

He turned on the sweeping robot and followed behind to clean up some blind spots that the robot could not clear.

Xiaomi had nothing to do, so he walked up and down beside him.

"Hey, can you go to the back instead of going to the front?" Miao Nu rubbed her forehead and pointed to the plum blossom mark on the floor.

"..." Xiaomi looked down at his paws, then at the thin sweat on Miao Nu's forehead, nodded reluctantly, jumped onto the robot vacuum, looked at the dust with his head held high, and sat on the robot for parade.

He widened his eyes, imagining that he was condescendingly looking down at Miao Nu, ignoring the fact that he was actually a small kitten.

— Tremble and kneel, foolish mortals!What good is that goblin!

After cleaning the house, Miao Nu hugged Xiaomi and sat down on the sofa to rest, took out her phone and pressed the button.

Are you talking about love with "Xiaoguai"?

Xiaomi stretched his neck to look at it, but Miao Nu pushed him back: "Good boy."

Xiaomi couldn't help being irritable.

After a while, he said: "Xiaomi, I have to go out for a while, so you should stay at home obediently today."

Xiaomi replied in disgust. As a pet, he is actually resisting the other half of the owner, and this owner is only temporary.

What a cat.

After Miao Nu went out, the room also became quiet. There was no sound of another person moving around or his coaxing voices. Xiaomi was stunned for a while before he realized it.

It's only been one night, Xiaomi spurned herself in her heart, she is a human being, not a cat!

Now that Miao Nu has left, this family belongs to Xiaomi.He started poking around, hoping to find something useful.

Xiaomi turned on the computer and opened the search interface of the webpage——

What if a person becomes a cat?

Article [-]: Miraculous cat life - deciphering the magical process from cat to human and from human to cat for you

Xiaomi: "..." It looks amazing.

He clicked on it, and various scientific principles made him dizzy, from Mendel Miao to M. Darwin, a long paragraph.

I don't understand, fork it out.

Rule number two: When you become a cat.

The novel is still a sweet, greasy and sticky romance novel. Have you ever considered the feeling of being single? Fork it.

Article [-]: The bamboo horse finally showed its original shape, so excited, I want to take revenge back.

He clicked on the link and saw that it was a forum post with the logo of a cat's claw.

The owner of the main building wrote: We are neighbors across the door, and the relationship between the two families is very good. When I was young, he would give me delicious snacks.However, all this changed after going to school!Zhuma's grades have always been better than mine, and he was among the top in the class, so my family began to dislike me. Although he still gave me snacks, it was my mother who gave him my portion!In the end, even the people I like like him!

Therefore, under the shining halo of all kinds of disgust and bamboo horses, the landlord endured the humiliation and surviving, and finally ushered in the opportunity for revenge. The bamboo horse showed his original shape due to his atavism!

The poster went on to write: Zhuma has entered the period of returning to his ancestors. Now my parents arrange for me to live with him so that I can take care of him nearby. How should I create a black history for him? Wait online. It is not urgent.Please provide golden ideas, the landlord must be grateful.

The accompanying picture is a big tabby cat squinting its eyes and watching all living beings.

Atavism period.

Xiaomi copied these words, pasted them on the search bar, and entered!

Precautions during the atavistic period, what to eat during the atavistic period, what to play during the atavistic period will make you appear smarter, looking for the lost son during the atavistic period, how to delete the stupid records of the atavistic period...

Is changing from a human to a cat an atavistic period?

Xiaomi tilted his head to look at the search results, and was about to click to open it, when the sound of a key being inserted into the lock cylinder came from outside the door.

Looking at the webpage that hadn't been loaded yet, Xiaomi gritted his teeth, turned off the computer and ran to the door.

The door opened, and Miao Nu came in carrying big and small bags.

"Xiaomi, I'm back!" The enthusiastic voice said, "Are you here to pick me up?" Miao Nu picked up Xiaomi with one hand and the other.

"Meow—" After thinking too much, I just wanted to see who was coming.

"It's been too cold these days, I've prepared food reserves, we can stay at home in the future!"

"Meow?" You don't have to work?

"My work has come to an end. Although there are still low-temperature subsidies, the gains outweigh the losses. The work is small, and the hair loss is big."

Xiaomi: "..." I always feel that something is wrong.

After the man came back, he went to change his clothes, but after changing for a long time, he still hasn't come out.

Shouldn't something happen?

Xiaomi kicked the closed door, but there was no sound from inside.

"Meow meow? Meow meow!" Are you okay?It won't hang in it!

He scratched the door panel, leaving scratch marks on the door: "Meow meow!" Open the door!Who will shovel shit for me if you hang up?

With a bang, the door opened, and Xiaomi saw a pile of clothes limply piled up on the ground, and a big cat with black and shiny fur lay sprawled on it, only four paws were a little white, like a pair of green gemstones. His eyes gleamed.

Xiaomi: "..." I always feel that this cat looks familiar.

Big black cat: "Meow meow?" Xiaomi?

"Meow meow?" Who are you?

The black cat turned over and shook its fur: "Meow--" I am Miao Nu.

Xiaomi: "..." He actually understood cat language.

Then he saw the black cat on the ground suddenly turned into a man, the one with no clothes on.

Xiaomi: "!!!" He has become a living person!

After turning into a human, Miao Nu put on clothes without changing his expression under Xiaomi's suspicious gaze.

Xiaomi: "..." Emperor Tran Ding.

"Ahem, Xiaomi, are you okay?" Miao Nu coughed lightly, "Don't be afraid, you will become a human in a few days."

Xiaomi's face is numb, he needs to reshape his worldview.

Miao Nu thought for a while and called Mama Mao: "Mom, Xiaomi seems to be frightened, what should I do now?"

Mama Mao: "Give him the phone."

The receiver leaned against Xiaomi's ear: "Oh, my silly son, you just now realize that you have entered the atavistic stage, don't be afraid, anyway, you are not smart in the eyes of others, even if you do something stupid The history is black, and the left and right are not afraid of this extra thing."

Xiaomi: "..." Is this really my real mother?