go away, twoleg

"You think you don't have feelings, which means that you love your doctor Zhao deeply." Miao Nu said so.

"Nonsense!" This was Ye Rong's answer.

"Then I can't help it," Miao Nu shrugged. "If you want to deceive yourself, others can't help it. After all, you can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep."

This time Ye Rong left angrily and never looked back.

……

When Xiaomi came home from get off work, he received a set of kitchen utensils.

Looking at the whole box of brand-new kitchen utensils, he fell into deep thought: Miao Nu obviously bought them, and they were obviously for him.

He drew a card from the top: For you dearest.

Obviously, it is a card given by the store uniformly.

Where has the relationship between him and Miao Nu progressed?

Xiaomi rubbed his forehead with a headache.

As soon as Miao Nu got home, she asked Xiaomi, "Have you received the kitchen utensils?"

Xiaomi had a complicated expression: "Got it."

Miao Nu nodded: "We planned to hold a barbecue before, this set of kitchen utensils will come in handy this weekend - isn't it very practical?"

Xiaomi: "...the kitchen is already there, and you have to spend money."

In any case, the things have already been bought, and Xiaomi can't say anything more. Anyway, it's all Miao Nu's wish?

Probably so.

Xiaomi smiled and said nothing more.

The barbecue was held as scheduled, only Xiaomi and Miao Nu participated, and the place was at their home.

They set up an electric grill in the open area of ​​the living room, listed the ingredients on the table one by one, rolled up their sleeves and started.

As a pure carnivorous animal, the ingredients prepared are naturally meat-based.Put some of the millet that needs to be baked for a long time first, and put some of the foil wrapped ones, and put some thinly sliced ​​meat on the rest.

Take it off quickly when it is baked, and brush it with sauce, which makes your index finger move.

It didn't take long for the thin slices of meat to be left. The two sat on the sofa with a plate and ate slowly. The thicker meat on the grill was emitting white smoke, and the meat inside the tin foil was churning, making a slight sound.

Miao Nu made a comment: "It's quite delicious." The air is filled with a strong smell of meat, the grill in front of him is booming, and there are people who are sitting next to them who are going to live their lives. The atmosphere is quiet and harmonious, and there is a kind of tranquility a feeling of.

"Well, it's delicious." Xiaomi squinted his eyes after eating. He didn't expect his barbecue skills to be so good. Although he is a pastry chef, he is not so proficient in other dishes, so he can only say that he can eat.

Seeing that there was still something on the grill, Xiaomi just wanted to get up and turn over when Miao Nu pressed down: "I'll come, you have a rest."

"……it is good."

Xiaomi didn't refuse much, and he was a little tired, so he watched Miao Nu turn over the meat on the skewer side by side.

"Don't sit there," Miao Nu waved.

Xiaomi immediately stood up and brought him the sauce on the side.

Miao Nu was taken aback, pointed to the window on one side, and said, "That's the air vent, don't sit there, the smoke will blow into your face."

Xiaomi changed several positions and found that there was smoke all over the place: "Then where should I sit?"

"Come here." There was a small stool next to Miao Nu where there were meat skewers, and now that the meat was in the stomach, the stool was free.

Miao Nu handed the roasted meat to Xiaomi: "Be careful it's hot."

"Yeah." Xiaomi nodded, his mouth was full of oil, and there were some bright red sauces at the corners of his mouth.

Miao Nu looked at Xiaomi, and when he saw that he had finished eating, he handed the baked goods to him.

"Aren't you going to eat?"

"You eat first, and there are others."

Miao Nu took a bottle of beer and drank it without a sip, while flipping the barbecue.

After eating for a long time, Xiaomi's mouth also became dry. He pointed to the beer in Miao Nu's hand and asked, "Is there any more?"

"There's still juice. I'll get it. It's in the refrigerator."

Seeing Miao Nu walking away to get a drink, Xiaomi turned over the meat.

Miao Nu came over with a large bottle of juice, poured a glass for Xiaomi, and took the skewers from Xiaomi's hand: "I'll do it, you just need to eat."

"Uh... It's not good to let you bake all the time."

"Didn't you bake it just now?"

"Yes," Xiaomi said, "take turns."

"I just ate the ones you just baked. These are easier, so I'll do it."

"???" Xiaomi blinked, a little confused.

Miao Nu: "Well...these are easier and not so easy to burn. You roasted the more difficult ones just now. I will do these."

"..." Xiaomi was silent for a long time before he said, "Who told you this is easier?"

He reached out and turned over the meat on Miao Nu's hand, the meat was already a little burnt, Xiaomi asked Miao Nu, "Do you think it's cooked?"

Miao Nu directly handed the skewers to Xiaomi: "Eat it quickly."

Xiaomi took it, poked it with a chopstick, and lifted it up—the chopstick brought up a few streaks of blood.

Miao Nu: "...Mistake." He snatched the skewer from Xiaomi's hand and put it on the grill: "It will be ready soon."

Xiaomi looked at him sweating profusely from grilling, the skin of the grilled skewers was as charred as black charcoal, and the chopsticks could still bring up bloodshot eyes when poked!

The Miao Nu is like being attached to this piece of meat, you must wait until it is cooked.

In the end, the piece of meat was done, but cut off the burnt outside, and there wasn't much inside!

Xiaomi: "..." What is the meaning of it must be cooked? !

Miao Nu sighed: "It seems that I really don't have any talent for cooking."

"Huh? Didn't you do it before? It's still delicious."

"Breakfast is not difficult. Didn't you notice that I usually eat porridge, soy milk or bread milk?"

Xiaomi nodded.

"For dinner, I bought those dishes from the supermarket and then stir-fried them.

Millet:"……"

After Miao Nu finished speaking, her face turned slightly red, either because she was ashamed or because she was hot: "I still ate it before I didn't know you well."

Xiaomi comforted him: "It's nothing, you can eat half-cooked food, you don't need to pursue fully-cooked food, our ancestors still ate raw food."

Miao Nu's face turned even redder, Xiaomi can now be sure that he is ashamed: "It's a modern civilized society, and I will let you eat raw."

"It's okay to experience it once in a while, you don't have to. Drink water and drink water."

Xiaomi picked up the beer bottle and drank it.

Miao Nu watched him finish the few beers in it, opened his mouth, then closed it again.

The cold and stimulating beer passed through the throat, eliminating the heat from the barbecue.

Xiaomi put down the beer bottle after drinking, only to realize that the most recent drink was fruit juice.

Xiaomi: "..." This is so embarrassing.

He glanced at Miao Nu, he didn't seem to notice this scene, he was concentrating on dealing with the remaining meat on the grill.

So... Xiaomi picked up the juice bottle mouth to mouth and poured it in.

After pouring, Xiaomi was even more messy.

What did you do? !

The villain in Xiaomi's heart rolled over with his head in his arms - he wished he could find a piece of tofu and crash him to death.

Miao Nu didn't see this scene, so he took off the tinfoil package on the grill, opened it, and greeted Xiaomi: "This is ready, it will never burn, come and eat."

"Yeah, okay." Xiaomi hurriedly put down the wine bottle that he wanted to destroy.

Miao Nu put the plate in front of Xiaomi, glanced out of the corner of her eye that there was still some wine in the bottle, and Xiaomi hurriedly withdrew her hand, bent the corners of her lips, and picked up the bottle.

Xiaomi was pretending to be eating nonchalantly, when he saw Miao Nu's movements at the end of his eyes, his eyes were rounded, and his mouth couldn't chew anymore.

Miao Nu picked up the wine bottle and turned it around.

Xiaomi stuffed a few mouthfuls of meat in front of him.

Miao Nu lifted the wine bottle.

Xiaomi stuffed a few more pieces of meat into his mouth, but his eyes were actually fixed on the wine bottle.

Why does it seem like there is more beer than before he put it down?

The color seems to be a bit wrong?

Miao Nu shook the bottle, the fruity aroma mixed with the smell of wine overflowed the bottle and got into his nostrils.

Miao Nu looked at the empty juice bottle on the other side: "..."

What a talent my fiancé is!

Miao Nu only had these words in his heart.

He noticed that Xiaomi's eyes had been staring at the wine bottle, and suddenly he felt evil, and brought the bottle to his mouth, looking at Xiaomi's bulging mouth, as if he forgot to chew and swallow, he finally couldn't help laughing said.

Xiaomi heard Miao Nu's laughter and knew he had found out, but his mouth was stuffed and he couldn't speak, so he stared at him with wide eyes.

"Okay, okay, I won't laugh anymore." Miao Nu wiped the corners of his eyes, but in fact he laughed until tears came out.

"I poured all the juice for me, do you still drink it? You drank all of mine, it's so troublesome to pour it back and forth, or we'll share it all at once?"

Xiaomi was chewing hard to swallow what was in his mouth, when he heard his words, he bit his tongue with force!

Xiaomi's eyes widened from the pain, he didn't dare to spit out all the things in his mouth - he didn't know how far his relationship with Miao Nu had reached, if he was too surprised and prominent, it wouldn't be a good idea Did he find out? !